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#83 - Maybe  [+] (11 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Feminism 0
User avatar #118 - walterberg (10/19/2014) [-]
You look like the biggest fucking faggot ever, no wonder why people tell you to sit like a woman.
User avatar #127 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Hahah thanks man tell that to the girl I went on a date with on friday yeah? : ) I don't dress like this anymore.
#91 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you wearing idiot?
User avatar #93 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
My ex thought I looked good.. then I realized she is a fucking idiot haha
User avatar #92 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Some faggy ass shit?
#96 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
its terrible. i dont know who told you to wear pants like that. but throw them away unless used for a halloween costume.

dont wear gloves like that. the jacket just makes you look fat.that shsirt is lame

you have weird flat feet

hat is cool. hat can stay. but comb your fucking curls fag
User avatar #97 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Yup the jeans are in the bin. The leather jacket is still knocking around the gloves are used soley for winter airsoft/paintball and my feet are pretty damn flat.
Thank you for your assessment
#101 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
throw the fat away too and go lift
User avatar #103 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
There really isn't that much fat on me anymore, that pic is like 2 years old. go lift your mum
#111 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
i lift ur mum every night
#113 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
#78 - I have been told I sit like a woman... not really into spreadi…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Feminism 0
User avatar #82 - welfarekid (10/19/2014) [-]
maybe you looked like a beefy dyke
#83 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #118 - walterberg (10/19/2014) [-]
You look like the biggest fucking faggot ever, no wonder why people tell you to sit like a woman.
User avatar #127 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Hahah thanks man tell that to the girl I went on a date with on friday yeah? : ) I don't dress like this anymore.
#91 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you wearing idiot?
User avatar #93 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
My ex thought I looked good.. then I realized she is a fucking idiot haha
User avatar #92 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Some faggy ass shit?
#96 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
its terrible. i dont know who told you to wear pants like that. but throw them away unless used for a halloween costume.

dont wear gloves like that. the jacket just makes you look fat.that shsirt is lame

you have weird flat feet

hat is cool. hat can stay. but comb your fucking curls fag
User avatar #97 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Yup the jeans are in the bin. The leather jacket is still knocking around the gloves are used soley for winter airsoft/paintball and my feet are pretty damn flat.
Thank you for your assessment
#101 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
throw the fat away too and go lift
User avatar #103 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
There really isn't that much fat on me anymore, that pic is like 2 years old. go lift your mum
#111 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/19/2014) [-]
i lift ur mum every night
#113 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
#161 - Picture 10/19/2014 on Rednecks 0
#50 - Okay I looked up about Adam Baldwin supporting it and find out…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on good job indeed. 0
User avatar #55 - huntergriff (10/19/2014) [-]
seth rogan also sent a pro-GG supporter a dick pick as an insult.
#49 - What the **** why are they comparing us to ISIS l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on good job indeed. +2
User avatar #51 - thatguyontheright (10/19/2014) [-]
Because SJWs hijacked GG and moved the image of a Pro-GG person into a misogynist terrorist. I bet SJWs like Sarkeesian have been practicing false flags to get people against GG. She has already been found out that she lied about death threats, so it's not beneath her to lie for sympathy.
#511 - Never really thought about it that way before! And I do feel a… 10/19/2014 on seriously tho 0
#36 - have taps like the one on the left... get with the times man 10/19/2014 on We're slowly fixing this... 0
#498 - Picture 10/19/2014 on seriously tho +2
#496 - For some reason since I met this girl I have gone from fapping…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on seriously tho +1
#499 - articvibe (10/19/2014) [-]
its biological the less you masturbate or have sex the more testosterone your body produces. Its your body arming you with confidence so that you can impress females and reproduce.
#511 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
Never really thought about it that way before! And I do feel a lot more confident haha, gonna fuck her right in the pussy!
User avatar #497 - thegrohltroll (10/19/2014) [-]
Hah faggot
#498 - technobanana (10/19/2014) [-]
#139 - Thank you kind sir. Good luck to you! see you around 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 0
#137 - In case you actually care it went really well! Just talked and…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 0
User avatar #138 - biscuitsunited (10/17/2014) [-]
I do and I'm proud of you lil pottasium.
You two have fun together
#139 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir. Good luck to you! see you around
#15 - More like when you are the only black friend.... 10/17/2014 on Black Twitter 0
#403 - Holy **** I am ******* alpha.. this … 10/17/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 10 0
#136 - See I learnt this the hard way haha 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 0
#135 - My dick wants to be a dick and **** her 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +1
#67 - Damn you got me. yeah me and her are boning 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +1
#63 - Emma-noneofyourbussiness  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 0
User avatar #69 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I thought you said you're going on a date show, my bad.
User avatar #66 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
I ment the show
User avatar #65 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
It's Emma Stone isn't it?
#67 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
Damn you got me. yeah me and her are boning
#44 - Picture 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +4
#36 - I aint new to the game just a bit rusty. Yeah the internet mak…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +1
User avatar #38 - biscuitsunited (10/16/2014) [-]
Godspeed you magnificent motherfucker.
#44 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
#32 - I don't want to be a dick and **** her on the fir…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +8
#99 - nickojmoore (10/16/2014) [-]
Assume the sale. Don't say "I'm not gonna fuck her cuz it's bad." Say "This girl likes me and will find me irresistible, and I will fuck her if she wants it."


Don't put that pussy on a pedestal.
User avatar #135 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
My dick wants to be a dick and fuck her
#30 - I am actually going on a real date tomorrow... time to be alpa…  [+] (27 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 +20
#117 - afrogeist (10/17/2014) [-]
You know what to do.
#92 - mereglim (10/16/2014) [-]
This should help.
User avatar #90 - lolzordz (10/16/2014) [-]
watch a movie before meeting her with the type of guys you think she would like. I dno like, oceans 11. There is a chance their smoothness will rub off on you and then you on to her. being on funnyjunk before a date is bad preparation in my experience
#98 - nickojmoore (10/16/2014) [-]
That's actually not a terrible idea. Sappy movies make girls see you as a sensitive beta. Great if you want an unhappy relationship, horrible if you wanna nut
User avatar #136 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
See I learnt this the hard way haha
User avatar #77 - monkeysniper (10/16/2014) [-]
Remember, when in doubt let her talk all she wants and for the love of god don't eat any garlic or fish
User avatar #74 - Gandalfthewhite (10/16/2014) [-]
Dapper Laughs On The Pull | Season 1 Episode 1 | Full Episode all you need
User avatar #59 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
Name?
User avatar #63 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
Emma-noneofyourbussiness
User avatar #69 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I thought you said you're going on a date show, my bad.
User avatar #66 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
I ment the show
User avatar #65 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
It's Emma Stone isn't it?
#67 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
Damn you got me. yeah me and her are boning
User avatar #61 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Technobanana. It says so at the top of his comment, can't you read?
#62 - bladeboy (10/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Ah, you're Brazilian. That explains it.
User avatar #33 - biscuitsunited (10/16/2014) [-]
Best of luck man,
have some simple rules if you're new to the game and spend alot of time on the interent:
Do not reference the internet
Be funny
Both of you have fun
User avatar #137 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
In case you actually care it went really well! Just talked and made her laugh and shit. No friend zoning here.
User avatar #138 - biscuitsunited (10/17/2014) [-]
I do and I'm proud of you lil pottasium.
You two have fun together
#139 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir. Good luck to you! see you around
User avatar #36 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
I aint new to the game just a bit rusty. Yeah the internet makes you look like a tool. Thanks bro i got this
User avatar #38 - biscuitsunited (10/16/2014) [-]
Godspeed you magnificent motherfucker.
#44 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
Just dont forget to fuckherrightinthepussy.gif
User avatar #32 - technobanana (10/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to be a dick and fuck her on the first date.. but if she wants it I can't say no haha
#99 - nickojmoore (10/16/2014) [-]
Assume the sale. Don't say "I'm not gonna fuck her cuz it's bad." Say "This girl likes me and will find me irresistible, and I will fuck her if she wants it."


Don't put that pussy on a pedestal.
User avatar #135 - technobanana (10/17/2014) [-]
My dick wants to be a dick and fuck her
#73 - Lock them up... everyone has the right to end their on lives b… 10/14/2014 on ebola -1
#69 - It didn't hurt my feelings. It hurt my morals and my thoughts …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on ebola 0
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Well you're wrong. They do not have the right to live. Fuck them. They are subhuman.
User avatar #70 - enemyoftrn (10/14/2014) [-]
Say that to the one who were crippled from birth, got a hereditary disease which the only cure is not in their country, those who kill and torture because their brain are messed up.
User avatar #73 - technobanana (10/14/2014) [-]
Lock them up... everyone has the right to end their on lives but taking another (unless its self defence) is wrong to me
#68 - I can not disagree any less we are all a bunch of cunts. But t… 10/14/2014 on ebola +1
#55 - I hope you are right! 10/14/2014 on ebola -1
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User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
#34 to #33 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
****					 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 						****					 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 						*******					 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 to #22 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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#27 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 						****					 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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