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technobanana

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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:4564
FJ Points:3530

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#2105 - I know there is some kid on here who goes to my college but I … 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2297 - I look terrible thought id man up  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... +2
#2770 - acemcgunner (04/20/2015) [-]
#2347 - anonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
Terrible no. average, yes

trust me when i say thousands if not millions of people exist that look worse
#2286 - Just think super ugly and that's all u need to know 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#260 - Yeah well **** you to 04/20/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... -1
#132 - Is pepe the frogs name? 04/19/2015 on Rarest Pepe 0
#562 - I expect you to die of snu snu before the cancer beats you! Th… 04/19/2015 on Vocaroo Thread +1
#90 - I think good sir, you are being THAT guy yourself 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive +2
#440 - Because I'm sexy? 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#416 - After the day I have had... I aint answering this **** 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#415 - Comment deleted 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#410 - I don't ******* know I don't even give a **** , b…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #435 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
If you don't give a shit why should they?
#440 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Because I'm sexy?
#385 - Well they don't give a **** about mine  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #404 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to ask you a very important question..... and I don't want you to think I'm being mean... because I'm going to explain it a bit.
Why should they?
What do you realistically have to offer to them that they, as human beings need or want?
What have you done in your life to endear yourself to them that the point that you feel that they owe you that?
Think about that one for a good long bit (I know I had to once upon a time) and get back to me with it. =]
Why should they?
User avatar #416 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
After the day I have had... I aint answering this shit
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User avatar #410 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
I don't fucking know I don't even give a shit, bitches aint shit but hoes and trix bro.
User avatar #435 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
If you don't give a shit why should they?
#440 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Because I'm sexy?
#55 - Filthy casual jump onto a 100slot BF2 Project reality server..…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on What a time to be alive +9
#59 - professorbag (04/18/2015) [-]
Don't be THAT guy
User avatar #92 - RandomDoofus (04/19/2015) [-]
What guy? He's completely right.
#90 - technobanana (04/19/2015) [-]
I think good sir, you are being THAT guy yourself
#552 - Thats what is best about random strangers is you can get what …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Vocaroo Thread +1
User avatar #557 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Don't force yourself to do stuff you don't like just because you gotta live, but just enjoy it man. Enjoy every fucking bit!

She has three weeks off so we have a lot of time together
User avatar #562 - technobanana (04/19/2015) [-]
I expect you to die of snu snu before the cancer beats you! The way any man would want to go!
#350 - 21 stoner Why are women so heartless  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #378 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
Women aren't heartless, they're just very protective of their hearts.
Until a woman feels completely safe with you, you will never be able to say you have her heart.
User avatar #385 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Well they don't give a fuck about mine
User avatar #404 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to ask you a very important question..... and I don't want you to think I'm being mean... because I'm going to explain it a bit.
Why should they?
What do you realistically have to offer to them that they, as human beings need or want?
What have you done in your life to endear yourself to them that the point that you feel that they owe you that?
Think about that one for a good long bit (I know I had to once upon a time) and get back to me with it. =]
Why should they?
User avatar #416 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
After the day I have had... I aint answering this shit
#415 - technobanana has deleted their comment.
User avatar #410 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
I don't fucking know I don't even give a shit, bitches aint shit but hoes and trix bro.
User avatar #435 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
If you don't give a shit why should they?
#440 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Because I'm sexy?
#549 - Thank god.. I was like **** that sounds really horrible…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Vocaroo Thread 0
User avatar #551 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Being sick luckily didn't take my humor away (I guess I wouldn't be on FJ then ;) ) but no worries. I've been battling this shit for some time now but last thursday was the first time ever that we got really bad news (the doc encouraged us to do the wedding within the coming month).

We're gonna make a great day out of it and I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of the days I still have!

Anyways, thanks for the ear and the laugh It's just nice to vent sometimes (even if it's to random strangers)
User avatar #552 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Thats what is best about random strangers is you can get what ever the fuck you like out and they usually don't judge you! Keep smiling and make the last days the best you can. Fuck man really makes me think I need to do something with my life because you never know when the end is coming! Best wishes bro (ps get as much pussy as u can yeah? don't want to go out thirsty!)
User avatar #557 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Don't force yourself to do stuff you don't like just because you gotta live, but just enjoy it man. Enjoy every fucking bit!

She has three weeks off so we have a lot of time together
User avatar #562 - technobanana (04/19/2015) [-]
I expect you to die of snu snu before the cancer beats you! The way any man would want to go!
#546 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Vocaroo Thread +1
User avatar #548 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Haha it's creative atleast! Thank you for the laugh
User avatar #549 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Thank god.. I was like shit that sounds really horrible and felt bad.. but you found it funny, seriously bro fucking horrible shit to hear and I hope your weeding goes well!
User avatar #551 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Being sick luckily didn't take my humor away (I guess I wouldn't be on FJ then ;) ) but no worries. I've been battling this shit for some time now but last thursday was the first time ever that we got really bad news (the doc encouraged us to do the wedding within the coming month).

We're gonna make a great day out of it and I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of the days I still have!

Anyways, thanks for the ear and the laugh It's just nice to vent sometimes (even if it's to random strangers)
User avatar #552 - technobanana (04/18/2015) [-]
Thats what is best about random strangers is you can get what ever the fuck you like out and they usually don't judge you! Keep smiling and make the last days the best you can. Fuck man really makes me think I need to do something with my life because you never know when the end is coming! Best wishes bro (ps get as much pussy as u can yeah? don't want to go out thirsty!)
User avatar #557 - broodjekaas (04/18/2015) [-]
Don't force yourself to do stuff you don't like just because you gotta live, but just enjoy it man. Enjoy every fucking bit!

She has three weeks off so we have a lot of time together
User avatar #562 - technobanana (04/19/2015) [-]
I expect you to die of snu snu before the cancer beats you! The way any man would want to go!
#544 - Please tell me do I follow my head or my heart? Or neither and… 04/18/2015 on Vocaroo Thread 0
#29 - Oh man I want to meet this ****** 04/18/2015 on Backyard fireworks 0
#47 - Work it out yourselves you numb nutted cretins 04/18/2015 on Female James Franco 0
#21 - I don't need CS6 but i torrented it because 04/18/2015 on fucking jews +1
#120 - Too poor to buy it, torrent it takes ******* 13.05 hrs … 04/18/2015 on Moon moon appears in gta5 0
#75 - hahahahah this is literally the funniest **** ever 04/18/2015 on He looks so proud 0
#162 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Them darn coons 0
#136 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Them darn coons 0
User avatar #142 - venomousvalentine (04/17/2015) [-]
each one of those numbers signifies a reply to that person.
"There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish"
and like 8000 people replied to make fun of the guy.
#162 - technobanana (04/17/2015) [-]

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Total unique items point value: 100 / Total items point value: 350
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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