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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
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#32 - What about the one when it comes out like a garden hose spray.…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/24/2014 on how men pee 0
#104 - RipperMan (11/25/2014) [-]
i know that feel.
I have to sit no matter what, but seeing a doctor just about the way i piss seems a little awkward to me.
#64 - kingpongthedon (11/24/2014) [-]
Any piercings? That's the only explanation I can think of.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (11/24/2014) [-]
Nope
#66 - kingpongthedon (11/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like your dick is broke then.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (11/24/2014) [-]
Probably haha.
User avatar #33 - arrowed (11/24/2014) [-]
see a doctor
#58 - technobanana (11/24/2014) [-]
Don't say that..
User avatar #81 - arrowed (11/25/2014) [-]
drink some lon lon milk
#173 - Wow a spammer that aint annoying! 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross +1
#96 - Sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Someone stabilized this for... 0
User avatar #97 - privatepumpanickel (11/26/2014) [-]
you thumbed me down yet you were wrong yourself. *smears truth in technobanana's face*
#87 - what  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Someone stabilized this for... -2
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (11/23/2014) [-]
Slovaks are squares, Slavs are rectangles.

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares
#80 - Maybe.. just maybe people from slovakia?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Someone stabilized this for... -3
User avatar #84 - kommandantvideo (11/23/2014) [-]
Nope, those would be Slovaks. Not Slavs. Though Slovaks are Slavs, but not all Slavs are Slovaks
User avatar #87 - technobanana (11/23/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #94 - swimmingprodigy (11/23/2014) [-]
Slovaks are squares, Slavs are rectangles.

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares
#78 - God this makes me feel sick... 11/23/2014 on Someone stabilized this for... +1
#207 - How dare you compare me to that scum.. I just don't think the …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Cats welcoming soldiers home. 0
User avatar #212 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Ps. Fuck you too.
User avatar #210 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
As one of my predecessors in this argument said, look up the Pashtun people and what was happening to them before we went their and what would have happened if we didn't. Those are some of the most innocent, nice people around.
#189 - Yeah I do. but i haven't got time to type it all out. Doing as…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Cats welcoming soldiers home. -1
#200 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hmmm, how familiar. You know that saying great minds think alike? It's also fair to say those lacking a mind think alike.
User avatar #207 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
How dare you compare me to that scum.. I just don't think the killing of innocent people is a good thing. i don't mind being anti war so fuck you
User avatar #212 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Ps. Fuck you too.
User avatar #210 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
As one of my predecessors in this argument said, look up the Pashtun people and what was happening to them before we went their and what would have happened if we didn't. Those are some of the most innocent, nice people around.
#174 - Its more the fact that we shouldn't even be there in the first…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Cats welcoming soldiers home. -1
User avatar #195 - jdrinfantry (11/21/2014) [-]
How about you explain that to the pashtun people who faced extinction prior to our intervention?
How about you explain to their children and their mothers that they shouldn't have been alive because you think the war is illegal?
#187 - muscularsystem (11/21/2014) [-]
Do you have any actual reasons how it is "illegal" and "stupid?"
User avatar #189 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I do. but i haven't got time to type it all out. Doing assignments
#200 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hmmm, how familiar. You know that saying great minds think alike? It's also fair to say those lacking a mind think alike.
User avatar #207 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
How dare you compare me to that scum.. I just don't think the killing of innocent people is a good thing. i don't mind being anti war so fuck you
User avatar #212 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Ps. Fuck you too.
User avatar #210 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
As one of my predecessors in this argument said, look up the Pashtun people and what was happening to them before we went their and what would have happened if we didn't. Those are some of the most innocent, nice people around.
#170 - Yeah such brave men fighting a bunch of farmers and bombing ci…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Cats welcoming soldiers home. -3
#186 - anonexplains (11/21/2014) [-]
such maymey much edge what's the 8th grade like?
User avatar #181 - ScottP (11/21/2014) [-]
That comment probably didn't get posted quick enough. Come on man, step up your game. You have to post it immediately after the initial comment.
User avatar #172 - jdrinfantry (11/21/2014) [-]
Some of the men we fought in Afghanistan have over 10 years of combat experience. Some are foreign jihadists from as far away as Chechnya. It's a war, for fuck sake. I hate when people think we're at such an advantage, we're short on troops, supplies and everything really.
User avatar #174 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
Its more the fact that we shouldn't even be there in the first place. I am sorry but I can't justify illegal wars, yes a lot of the soliders probably are heroes and brave men but they are fighting a stupid war and its a stupid waste of life.
User avatar #195 - jdrinfantry (11/21/2014) [-]
How about you explain that to the pashtun people who faced extinction prior to our intervention?
How about you explain to their children and their mothers that they shouldn't have been alive because you think the war is illegal?
#187 - muscularsystem (11/21/2014) [-]
Do you have any actual reasons how it is "illegal" and "stupid?"
User avatar #189 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I do. but i haven't got time to type it all out. Doing assignments
#200 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hmmm, how familiar. You know that saying great minds think alike? It's also fair to say those lacking a mind think alike.
User avatar #207 - technobanana (11/21/2014) [-]
How dare you compare me to that scum.. I just don't think the killing of innocent people is a good thing. i don't mind being anti war so fuck you
User avatar #212 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Ps. Fuck you too.
User avatar #210 - italianfrosttroll (11/21/2014) [-]
As one of my predecessors in this argument said, look up the Pashtun people and what was happening to them before we went their and what would have happened if we didn't. Those are some of the most innocent, nice people around.
#43 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Congrats grad 0
User avatar #53 - tenaciouslee (11/19/2014) [-]
What casual wouldn't want a whole president up their ass?
User avatar #49 - lorddarkskull (11/19/2014) [-]
Now he can fuck you up the ass figuratively AND literally.
User avatar #45 - fables (11/19/2014) [-]
change is cumming
#56 - Thats because no normal sane person wants it 11/19/2014 on Random Stuff +1
#81 - I agree 11/19/2014 on Getting your first bj +1
#81 - Oh north korea how stupid are you.... 11/19/2014 on Poor Great Leader +3
#143 - **** it then don't feel too bad about wanting to … 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 5 0
#138 - I don't know why I chose that .gif ahah, I will take your word…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 5 0
#142 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
>TFW I'm 24 and nostalgia is never childish
#143 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
Fuck it then don't feel too bad about wanting to watch it now.
#136 - I haven't watched TS2 either to be fair. Grew up on the origin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 5 +1
User avatar #156 - Ruspanic (11/09/2014) [-]
I haven't seen Toy Story 3 and remember almost nothing of Toy Story 2, but judging by ratings, reviews and word of mouth, it was incredibly good. Like near 100% on Rottentomatoes or some shit.
User avatar #137 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
That image man. I watched the first two, original best, second ok. The third was like 'Why?'
User avatar #138 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't know why I chose that .gif ahah, I will take your word for it might check out the 2nd one but being 21 probably a bit childish of me
#142 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
>TFW I'm 24 and nostalgia is never childish
#143 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
Fuck it then don't feel too bad about wanting to watch it now.
#130 - Wait theres a toy story 3? How have i missed this  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 5 0
User avatar #158 - jokeface (11/09/2014) [-]
Listen. Some of the others who replied to this are talking shit on TS3. And in some ways I can see where they're coming from. But I suggest you watch it for the third act. Everyone I know who's watched it has cried. I didn't cry, but that's just because I have no soul. I still got feels though. So please do watch it if you get the chance.
User avatar #135 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
Because it was so shit?
#136 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
I haven't watched TS2 either to be fair. Grew up on the original just know the new ones are probably shit.
User avatar #156 - Ruspanic (11/09/2014) [-]
I haven't seen Toy Story 3 and remember almost nothing of Toy Story 2, but judging by ratings, reviews and word of mouth, it was incredibly good. Like near 100% on Rottentomatoes or some shit.
User avatar #137 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
That image man. I watched the first two, original best, second ok. The third was like 'Why?'
User avatar #138 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't know why I chose that .gif ahah, I will take your word for it might check out the 2nd one but being 21 probably a bit childish of me
#142 - muthsera (11/09/2014) [-]
>TFW I'm 24 and nostalgia is never childish
#143 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
Fuck it then don't feel too bad about wanting to watch it now.
#236 - Touche, who knows and anyway its from twitter posts could be …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Free America 0
User avatar #237 - newprinny (11/09/2014) [-]
Yes, exactly, dood.
#221 - I think some of you are misreading this. I think he was runnin…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Free America +2
User avatar #223 - newprinny (11/09/2014) [-]
Yes, but we also don't know enough to presume they didn't tell him to stop, or even if this was racial profiling, dood. The guy says it himself "he ran from the police" meaning it's more than likely they tried to get him to stop and he continued running.
User avatar #236 - technobanana (11/09/2014) [-]
Touche, who knows and anyway its from twitter posts could be bullshit haha.
User avatar #237 - newprinny (11/09/2014) [-]
Yes, exactly, dood.
#82 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Office Space +5
#10 - Picture 11/08/2014 on old man 0
#156 - Should do video game reviews damn it hell i'd write em 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#32 - Last time this was posted people were saying he was electrocut… 11/08/2014 on what a shock 0
#31 - 250 in england, we are crazy mother ******* . 11/08/2014 on what a shock 0

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User avatar #49 - thewulfman ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
#34 to #33 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****					 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 						****					 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 						*******					 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 to #22 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 						****					 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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