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#37 - Go away sheep.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2014 on The things I find -3
User avatar #41 - nimba (08/17/2014) [-]
Uh... it's pronounced 'sheeple' for maximum edge
#43 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Its nothing to do with "being edgy" its to do with the fact it pisses me off when people who are perfect examples of how ignorant people are going on about how people who call people sheep are idiots or what ever when they are a sheep them selves.
User avatar #44 - nimba (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you feel like that maybe you should write a blog and tell it to someone who cares
User avatar #45 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Im not gonna write a blog because I'm not an idiot.
#40 - darthblam (08/17/2014) [-]
#41 - I kinda always try and cum at the same time as the guy espical…  [+] (50 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Brilliant Idea +24
User avatar #48 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
What's it taste like? I'm curious. Also, do you swallow?
#92 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
salty coins and miilk
User avatar #49 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
God no that shit tastes horrible I aint swallowing that. and wait you have never tasted your own cum?
User avatar #66 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
WHO THE HELL TASTES THEIR OWN CUM? other than 99% of female pornstars that is
#122 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
People that aint sexually insecure? "Oh no I can't taste my own cum its gay" its not gay if its your own cum! Its not even gay if its another guys if you say no homo.

At least thats what I tell my self.
User avatar #132 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
i don't not do that because it's gay, i don't do that because it's nasty as fuck. like drinking your own piss
User avatar #134 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
and the way you wrote that confused me. faggot
User avatar #133 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Hows it gay when its your self?
User avatar #135 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
na i meant it's not gay, that's not why i don't do that
User avatar #136 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
I realized that. Well you aint missing out on much but to act like its the most disgusting thing in the world and that anyone that does that is disgusting what ever is just... stupid
User avatar #137 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
indeed that would be stupid but i'm not saying anyone who's done that is disgusting but imo i think that's one of the nastiest things you could do.
User avatar #138 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
I am pretty sure putting your fingers in your ass after a massive diarrhoea explosion and licking your fingers clean is nastier then that.
User avatar #139 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
i dd say "one of"
User avatar #140 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
touche
User avatar #87 - tsoper (08/17/2014) [-]
umm, everyone who has ever masturbated?
User avatar #100 - feelythefeel (08/17/2014) [-]
I masturbate enough that I regret not doing it for a living and I don't know what you're talking about.
User avatar #102 - tsoper (08/17/2014) [-]
usually there comes a time where your curiosity comes through and you taste your own juice.

you didnt reach that stage yet as i see...
User avatar #103 - feelythefeel (08/17/2014) [-]
I've been doing it for years, and I've never even heard of this. I'm afraid to tell you this, but you might be gay as shit.
User avatar #104 - tsoper (08/17/2014) [-]
Thats probably because youre still 12
User avatar #105 - feelythefeel (08/17/2014) [-]
Actually, I'm 17.


Wait, what kind of twelve year old has been masturbating for years?
User avatar #106 - tsoper (08/17/2014) [-]
idk man.. it was supposed to be a joke.

But seriously, i been doing it since 11 so i tried it at least once or twice in my lifetime, never really liked it...
User avatar #112 - fagnut (08/17/2014) [-]
I heard your cums taste is influenced by what you eat and drink... did you notice different tastes?
User avatar #114 - tsoper (08/17/2014) [-]
no.. not at all.

If i had to describe of how bad it taste, well lets put it this way.

It feels like the back of your throat is being bombarded by millions of sperm cells. Kinda like having a sore throat, but without the pain of it... Just the feeling that something is stuck there.

The taste isnt really that bad. It tastes like baking powder and soap. I like it but the feeling is terrible.
User avatar #91 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
no, not everyone
User avatar #51 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
I licked some that I had on my fingers once, but I've never had someone bust a nut in my mouth. I asked because I figured it was like wine, just a taste isn't enough to get the full flavor of it.
#97 - teFlyingNinja (08/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
WHAT, YOU DID WHAT?
User avatar #67 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
This made me laugh.
User avatar #68 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
but......why? you're not supposed to laugh
User avatar #69 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
I pictured someone yelling it in desperation, that made it funny.
User avatar #70 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
i yelled it in my mind
User avatar #71 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
Got a problem with what I did?
User avatar #72 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
idek just why?
User avatar #74 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
I do weird shit when I get carried away.
User avatar #75 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
yea but i mean, that's your own stuff m8
#123 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Exactly its his OWN stuff. Nothing wrong with that. Calm your tits sexually insecure people!
User avatar #76 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
You wanna taste it? I'll taste your's.
User avatar #77 - musclezglassez (08/17/2014) [-]
no, no thank you good sir. i have "a partner". i said it like that just in case there's a tumblr feget lurkin around here waiting to bitch about how if i have a gf i must be homophobic and i deserve a dick in the ass or something
User avatar #78 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
You gave me a sad.
User avatar #53 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
It makes your tounge feel weird and its taste depends on the persons diet etc. this guys diet.. yeah i almost puked
#54 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
Do you know what your's tastes like? If you don't know, I could tell you.
#109 - valax (08/17/2014) [-]
#55 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Pretty disgusting apparently. I smoke a lot and drink like 6 cups of coffee a day lol
#56 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
Never mind then.
#60 - mrunobvious (08/17/2014) [-]
Eating a lot of fruit really helps. Swallowing isn't exactly like porn where cum is lapped up like its cinnabon glaze, it's more for the fact that it's cleaner than a facial and my boyfriend thinks its hot. But seriously technobanana's cum must be gross as shit. Faggot needs to improve his diet.
User avatar #124 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
Hell yeah I do. But I also must tell you my ex moaned about fucking everything.
I eat soooooo much fruit n shit but i think its all the coffee and fags (cigarettes)
User avatar #61 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips. I'll make use of them if I ever get someone to bust a nut in.
User avatar #52 - vortexrain (08/17/2014) [-]
By once, a mean more than once.
#43 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
that means you're gay.
User avatar #44 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
I am Bisexual actually but thanks for your input.
#59 - Picture 08/16/2014 on Why can't I hold all these... 0
#81 - Hahaha umad? Obviously its not mine....  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on MJ 0
User avatar #82 - derpsenderp (08/17/2014) [-]
kek get counter trolld son, its not mine either
#83 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
fuck
#33 - The thought of this happening to me makes me feel like I am go… 08/16/2014 on Radical Islam 0
#45 - Actually I posted this. I forgot to log in  [+] (9 new replies) 08/16/2014 on MJ -5
User avatar #54 - derpsenderp (08/16/2014) [-]
eh I was the one who posted it, stop pretending to be me, thanks.
#81 - technobanana (08/16/2014) [-]
Hahaha umad? Obviously its not mine....
User avatar #82 - derpsenderp (08/17/2014) [-]
kek get counter trolld son, its not mine either
#83 - technobanana (08/17/2014) [-]
fuck
#57 - megayoming (08/16/2014) [-]
Stop fighting over anon post.

If your logged in you don't need to use the Inglip Randomized verification code.

So its impossible to not notice your logged in.

Most posts of ANON are from joshlol/lurkers
User avatar #58 - joshlol (08/16/2014) [-]
why would they be me?
#59 - megayoming (08/16/2014) [-]
you know why.
User avatar #60 - joshlol (08/16/2014) [-]
wut
#62 - megayoming (08/16/2014) [-]
#47 - I think she died from that **** .  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Movies with horses +1
User avatar #49 - undeadwill (08/16/2014) [-]
That was a dude.
#58 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
Mr. Hands you brave soul
User avatar #61 - undeadwill (08/16/2014) [-]
The fuck is that.
User avatar #65 - LazierThanThou (08/16/2014) [-]
Sorry about that last one, misread your comment.

If you don't know about Mr. Hands, he's a guy that died while being sodomized by a horse.
User avatar #83 - alicorn (08/16/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone's here that remembers that
User avatar #89 - pokelova (08/16/2014) [-]
Who the fuck doesn't remember Mr. Hands? He is a legend of the internet.
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#33 - oh no a fat person i'm triggered.. what the **** ?… 08/16/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#457 - wow 449 thumbs... thats a first i got into the top 4.... Im us… 08/14/2014 on facebook gold 0
#42 - RIP sides 08/13/2014 on Full metal jacket disney edit 0
#73 - Most of them are probably used to it from their daddies. 08/13/2014 on facebook gold -3
#72 - My god he punched her Asian...  [+] (11 new replies) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +457
User avatar #457 - technobanana (08/14/2014) [-]
wow 449 thumbs... thats a first i got into the top 4.... Im usually running -50
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User avatar #244 - narwhalsforhire (08/13/2014) [-]
I wish this wasn't so funny
#223 - chavao (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #122 - fakefalsofake (08/13/2014) [-]
On the bright side, now she can read minds. Sorry.
User avatar #145 - peas (08/13/2014) [-]
OMFG
User avatar #175 - masterboll (08/13/2014) [-]
are you sooo done?
User avatar #242 - messerauditore (08/13/2014) [-]
I bet he can't even.
User avatar #278 - peas (08/13/2014) [-]
I lost it and I don't know where it is
#71 - Picture 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +22
#5 - Picture 08/12/2014 on I have special eyes! +3
#565 - What memory? Ha peasants 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
#17 - Picture 08/11/2014 on VATS -1
#26 - ******* that vulva on a Volvo 08/11/2014 on Volvo 0
#46 - Holy **** this is accurate. Especially t… 08/11/2014 on (untitled) +4
#118 - Picture 08/11/2014 on One more time 0
#67 - It works fine for me on chrome. 08/09/2014 on No haterino plz bambino 0
#38 - **technobanana rolls 53** 08/08/2014 on Nice roll faggot 0
#62 - madmanransom fw 08/08/2014 on wow that's many data +1
#384 - How am I an idiot when your sitting there saying that there is…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Guess what? -1
User avatar #385 - schnizel (08/07/2014) [-]
>Thats fucking racist and bigoted
Facts are racist now.
>Why are you so upset about skin colour?
Race=/=Skin color
Consider yourself rekt.
#382 - How the **** am I supporting white genocide? what…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Guess what? -1
User avatar #383 - schnizel (08/07/2014) [-]
Because you support mass immigration of non-whites. Yes, yes they do. You are an idiot.
User avatar #384 - technobanana (08/07/2014) [-]
How am I an idiot when your sitting there saying that there is a problem with non white immigration. Thats fucking racist and bigoted. Why are you so upset about skin colour? I am not the idiot here. Rejecting people due to their skin colour is stupid and irrational. I am not going to reply to you again not because I lost but you are too stupid to comprehend anything bigger in your tiny little brain....
User avatar #385 - schnizel (08/07/2014) [-]
>Thats fucking racist and bigoted
Facts are racist now.
>Why are you so upset about skin colour?
Race=/=Skin color
Consider yourself rekt.
#56 - aight 08/07/2014 on Slicing simulator 2k14 0
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#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****					 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 						****					 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 						*******					 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 						****					 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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