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#61 - Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh wel…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#59 - Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
#60 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#57 - Oh yea short hair works. Well sorry no dick dick for you I…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
#58 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#55 - Get a hair cut ;) Where are you from?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
#56 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#53 - 6ft 1 Dress like a faggot and really not attractive : D  [+] (15 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
#54 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#51 - I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/08/2015 on technobanana's profile 0
#52 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the shitstorm begin.
User avatar #67 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
#168 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story 0
#170 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I believe you'd be the faggot here,
Defending your love of cock and all.
#16 - I'm really worried about my labido man.... 4 days ago i was fa…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on When you find a better... 0
User avatar #25 - egosumproxi (05/08/2015) [-]
I can go a couple of months sometimes with even thinking of it, and then I have times like my last weekend where I just have a massive porn binge and edge for 6 hours a day, 3 days in a row... Probably tmi.

And its spelled libido.
User avatar #19 - divinecreator (05/08/2015) [-]
Yohimbe
will fix that
#160 - Oh get me so ******* edgy I sucked dick because its coo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +1
User avatar #180 - darthblam (05/08/2015) [-]
While I would agree that it isn't that much of a choice, there is no way people are born with a sexual orientation.
That would imply there's something genetic about it, but that's just not true.
People wind up gay because of situations in their early life that influence them without them really knowing it.
It can be really small things too.
It ends up becoming something of a fetish. It's the exact same thing as how people inexplicably like futa porn, tentacles, or any other weird shit. Not implying being gay is in the weird shit category, but I hope you get my point.

However, what IS a choice is the more "faggoty" lifestyle. You know, the kind of gay guys that are incredibly flamboyant and oversexualizing the fuck out of everything, the kind that practically flaunt how gay they are like a woman with a new purse.

I hope you get what I'm saying.. but yeah, vincent's a cunt.
User avatar #275 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Fuck you, You're a cunt.
#166 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Didn't know sucking cock was cool, better get on that technobanana. Cause you're way behind on the cool factor.
#168 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
#170 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I believe you'd be the faggot here,
Defending your love of cock and all.
#163 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Never said anything about being edgy.
Not even trying to be.
I'm not Bisexual either.
I don't need to make excuses for my actions.
I do whatever the hell I please.
get on my level.
Don't be upset because you like it in the ass.
I like tying people up, but You don't see me getting butthurt cause not everyone else likes that. Keep talking shit and I'll make you my next bitch.
#141 - Just because you have one homoerotic experience doesn't make i…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +2
#143 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Whole lot more then one my friend.
Don't talk like you know me.
Nobody is born with a sexual orientation.
Why're you trying to be a generic internet hero?
Besides, half of the people getting mad about this,
are gay because they're to beta to get a girl..
#160 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh get me so fucking edgy I sucked dick because its cool man, but i please women now. You may be bi sexual my friend, born that way. Its not a choice. end of
User avatar #180 - darthblam (05/08/2015) [-]
While I would agree that it isn't that much of a choice, there is no way people are born with a sexual orientation.
That would imply there's something genetic about it, but that's just not true.
People wind up gay because of situations in their early life that influence them without them really knowing it.
It can be really small things too.
It ends up becoming something of a fetish. It's the exact same thing as how people inexplicably like futa porn, tentacles, or any other weird shit. Not implying being gay is in the weird shit category, but I hope you get my point.

However, what IS a choice is the more "faggoty" lifestyle. You know, the kind of gay guys that are incredibly flamboyant and oversexualizing the fuck out of everything, the kind that practically flaunt how gay they are like a woman with a new purse.

I hope you get what I'm saying.. but yeah, vincent's a cunt.
User avatar #275 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Fuck you, You're a cunt.
#166 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Didn't know sucking cock was cool, better get on that technobanana. Cause you're way behind on the cool factor.
#168 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
#170 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I believe you'd be the faggot here,
Defending your love of cock and all.
#163 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Never said anything about being edgy.
Not even trying to be.
I'm not Bisexual either.
I don't need to make excuses for my actions.
I do whatever the hell I please.
get on my level.
Don't be upset because you like it in the ass.
I like tying people up, but You don't see me getting butthurt cause not everyone else likes that. Keep talking shit and I'll make you my next bitch.
#137 - Your sexual orientation isn't a choice, you are born gay or st…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +1
User avatar #192 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/08/2015) [-]
I agree it's not a choice, but I hardly believe you're born gay or straight (hell, I hardly believe in sexual orientation at all). It's kind of an acquired tase. Heres an (nasty) example, women's armpits. They are supposed to be hairy, and if it wasn't for our culture, this is how they would be, but we've been teached that we like them smooth (I imagine it would be kind of what we already have today with pussies, some like hairy, some like trimmed). But hairy armpits are disgusting
#139 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
No it's not like that at all.
I sucked a dick because i chose to.
Just like a decided I would much rather please a woman.
You may be to weak to alter you will, But I'm not.
I do whatever I want.

And you're all acting like I said, Hurr durr, fuck gays.
I didn't.
I can't make fun of anyone for being gay, cause I've been down that road too.

#264 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
you fucking dipshit you just admitted to sucking a dick and realising you didnt like it, didnt do it again, meaning its not about choice at all. The only thing you're choosing is to not do gay shit again because you dont like it; but if being gay means you like dudes why the fuck stop your self from doing things you enjoy, the word "choice" is completely out of the equations at that point. "I would much rather please a woman" is the same to pleasing a man. And yeah labels arnt nice but its how we organize and fine we all have our specific tastes but at least when you say ur gay people know what you like simply without having to go into detail, it saves a lot of time when you tell a dude you like him and he has to shut you down.
User avatar #267 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
You didn't even read 1/4th of I said.
I sucked ALOT of dick, and liked it.
I just prefer the bountiful booty of a woman.
Not gonna waste my time on a anon,
Log in like a man.
User avatar #184 - ventusvsroxas (05/08/2015) [-]
Technically, you can choose to do whatever you want, but it's pretty difficult to choose to like whatever you want to. I mean, I could choose to eat wasabi, but I'd have a near impossible time trying to convince myself I like it, and would choose to eat something I like instead, like chocolate. It's basically the same thing with gender preference.
#187 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't believe in labeling what I chose,
You find love, wherever you find love.
Putting labels on it just causes problems.
User avatar #188 - ventusvsroxas (05/08/2015) [-]
I actually agree with you there, but that doesn't change the fact that other people (like someone's parents) will still do so
#189 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It's not really their choice though.
Accept me or disown me,
i'll continue living without or without their approval.
User avatar #141 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Just because you have one homoerotic experience doesn't make it a choice, if you were gay you wouldn't be able to just say "Oh i will please women" because your not attracted to them if your born gay.

Why are you such a faggot
#143 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Whole lot more then one my friend.
Don't talk like you know me.
Nobody is born with a sexual orientation.
Why're you trying to be a generic internet hero?
Besides, half of the people getting mad about this,
are gay because they're to beta to get a girl..
#160 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh get me so fucking edgy I sucked dick because its cool man, but i please women now. You may be bi sexual my friend, born that way. Its not a choice. end of
User avatar #180 - darthblam (05/08/2015) [-]
While I would agree that it isn't that much of a choice, there is no way people are born with a sexual orientation.
That would imply there's something genetic about it, but that's just not true.
People wind up gay because of situations in their early life that influence them without them really knowing it.
It can be really small things too.
It ends up becoming something of a fetish. It's the exact same thing as how people inexplicably like futa porn, tentacles, or any other weird shit. Not implying being gay is in the weird shit category, but I hope you get my point.

However, what IS a choice is the more "faggoty" lifestyle. You know, the kind of gay guys that are incredibly flamboyant and oversexualizing the fuck out of everything, the kind that practically flaunt how gay they are like a woman with a new purse.

I hope you get what I'm saying.. but yeah, vincent's a cunt.
User avatar #275 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Fuck you, You're a cunt.
#166 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Didn't know sucking cock was cool, better get on that technobanana. Cause you're way behind on the cool factor.
#168 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
#170 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I believe you'd be the faggot here,
Defending your love of cock and all.
#163 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Never said anything about being edgy.
Not even trying to be.
I'm not Bisexual either.
I don't need to make excuses for my actions.
I do whatever the hell I please.
get on my level.
Don't be upset because you like it in the ass.
I like tying people up, but You don't see me getting butthurt cause not everyone else likes that. Keep talking shit and I'll make you my next bitch.
#134 - "Choose" you think its a ******* choice? Its …  [+] (25 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +2
#136 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It's 100% choice.
If I wanna suck a dick, I'll suck a dick.
If I wanna fuck mad bitches, I'll fuck mad bitches,
You wanna be fat, You'll be fat.
Life is nothing but choices, idiot.
User avatar #193 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/08/2015) [-]
It's not about choice, you can't choose everything. If I could, I would choose to like salad more than I like bacon. You don't choose what you like, you just like it.
User avatar #195 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I disagree.
"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."
User avatar #197 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/08/2015) [-]
You decide what you do, but not what you want. You can marry a woman while liking dick, but hey, it's you who is swimming against the current.
I mean, seriously, using my example, I love bacon way more than salad, but I CHOOSE to eat salad. You can choose to act gay, but not wether you like penis or not.
User avatar #198 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I lie in bed at the end of the night with whomever makes me happier.
I fight against nothing but the incessant need to label someone for who they love.
I control all my actions, and choices, and love not the person next to me, not for who they appear to be, but who they are in their hearts.
User avatar #202 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/08/2015) [-]
I agree with that point, as I actually said in another comment, I don't believe in sexuality, you like who you like for who they are, not for that fact that they own a penis or not. That being said, you don't choose who you fall in love with, that's how hearts are broken.
#204 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
So you're pretty much agreeing with everything I said, Other then that there is choice in the matter.
I can live with that.
User avatar #137 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Your sexual orientation isn't a choice, you are born gay or straight its as simple as that man
User avatar #192 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/08/2015) [-]
I agree it's not a choice, but I hardly believe you're born gay or straight (hell, I hardly believe in sexual orientation at all). It's kind of an acquired tase. Heres an (nasty) example, women's armpits. They are supposed to be hairy, and if it wasn't for our culture, this is how they would be, but we've been teached that we like them smooth (I imagine it would be kind of what we already have today with pussies, some like hairy, some like trimmed). But hairy armpits are disgusting
#139 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
No it's not like that at all.
I sucked a dick because i chose to.
Just like a decided I would much rather please a woman.
You may be to weak to alter you will, But I'm not.
I do whatever I want.

And you're all acting like I said, Hurr durr, fuck gays.
I didn't.
I can't make fun of anyone for being gay, cause I've been down that road too.

#264 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
you fucking dipshit you just admitted to sucking a dick and realising you didnt like it, didnt do it again, meaning its not about choice at all. The only thing you're choosing is to not do gay shit again because you dont like it; but if being gay means you like dudes why the fuck stop your self from doing things you enjoy, the word "choice" is completely out of the equations at that point. "I would much rather please a woman" is the same to pleasing a man. And yeah labels arnt nice but its how we organize and fine we all have our specific tastes but at least when you say ur gay people know what you like simply without having to go into detail, it saves a lot of time when you tell a dude you like him and he has to shut you down.
User avatar #267 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
You didn't even read 1/4th of I said.
I sucked ALOT of dick, and liked it.
I just prefer the bountiful booty of a woman.
Not gonna waste my time on a anon,
Log in like a man.
User avatar #184 - ventusvsroxas (05/08/2015) [-]
Technically, you can choose to do whatever you want, but it's pretty difficult to choose to like whatever you want to. I mean, I could choose to eat wasabi, but I'd have a near impossible time trying to convince myself I like it, and would choose to eat something I like instead, like chocolate. It's basically the same thing with gender preference.
#187 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't believe in labeling what I chose,
You find love, wherever you find love.
Putting labels on it just causes problems.
User avatar #188 - ventusvsroxas (05/08/2015) [-]
I actually agree with you there, but that doesn't change the fact that other people (like someone's parents) will still do so
#189 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It's not really their choice though.
Accept me or disown me,
i'll continue living without or without their approval.
User avatar #141 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Just because you have one homoerotic experience doesn't make it a choice, if you were gay you wouldn't be able to just say "Oh i will please women" because your not attracted to them if your born gay.

Why are you such a faggot
#143 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Whole lot more then one my friend.
Don't talk like you know me.
Nobody is born with a sexual orientation.
Why're you trying to be a generic internet hero?
Besides, half of the people getting mad about this,
are gay because they're to beta to get a girl..
#160 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh get me so fucking edgy I sucked dick because its cool man, but i please women now. You may be bi sexual my friend, born that way. Its not a choice. end of
User avatar #180 - darthblam (05/08/2015) [-]
While I would agree that it isn't that much of a choice, there is no way people are born with a sexual orientation.
That would imply there's something genetic about it, but that's just not true.
People wind up gay because of situations in their early life that influence them without them really knowing it.
It can be really small things too.
It ends up becoming something of a fetish. It's the exact same thing as how people inexplicably like futa porn, tentacles, or any other weird shit. Not implying being gay is in the weird shit category, but I hope you get my point.

However, what IS a choice is the more "faggoty" lifestyle. You know, the kind of gay guys that are incredibly flamboyant and oversexualizing the fuck out of everything, the kind that practically flaunt how gay they are like a woman with a new purse.

I hope you get what I'm saying.. but yeah, vincent's a cunt.
User avatar #275 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Fuck you, You're a cunt.
#166 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Didn't know sucking cock was cool, better get on that technobanana. Cause you're way behind on the cool factor.
#168 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
#170 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I believe you'd be the faggot here,
Defending your love of cock and all.
#163 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Never said anything about being edgy.
Not even trying to be.
I'm not Bisexual either.
I don't need to make excuses for my actions.
I do whatever the hell I please.
get on my level.
Don't be upset because you like it in the ass.
I like tying people up, but You don't see me getting butthurt cause not everyone else likes that. Keep talking shit and I'll make you my next bitch.
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I am a woman, so no I will not.
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meh all my fault lol
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#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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