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One big ol' brutal son of a mother.
Into heresy and techshit, mostly heretech.
Therefore Techketzer, meaning techheretic in the language of the most innovative and intellectually bright nation of this sorry planet.

Speaking of this planet, once I'm done with it you will all bow to me.
Not because I order it, but because you will want to.

Also, miniwargamer, airsofter, writer, and officer of the Grammar Gestapo.

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#42 - I am aware of that and nowhere said otherwise. I do not se… 05/22/2013 on Coilgun +1
#10 - I've mistaken many things in my life, but never an Mp40 for an AK. 05/21/2013 on GOOGLE STREET VIEW pom +18
#20 - electromagnetic attraction, inelastic collision, conservation … 05/21/2013 on Coilgun +1
#19 - It's also not a Gauss gun. Look at the pic for a Gauss gun, yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Coilgun 0
#41 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2013) [-]
Railgun =/= coilgun
Both are magnetic projectile devices, but they work by different concepts.
Railgun- Uses the Lorenz force to propel a conductive (but not necessarily magnetic) projectile. This projectile completes the circuit of the rails and the capacitor.
Coilgun- Uses electromagnetic properties of a coil of wire to propel a magnetic projectile. This projectile is not involved in the circuit.
User avatar #42 - techketzer (05/22/2013) [-]
I am aware of that and nowhere said otherwise.
I do not see why you post this.
#33 - newall (05/21/2013) [-]
though it IS an example of the gaussian effect, is it not?
#18 - This is not a railgun. (It's not a coilgun either, though.) … 05/21/2013 on Coilgun +8
#2 - That's what war is, yes.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Feels +3
User avatar #5 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Where the young and foolish are tricked into fighting one another by the old and bitter.
User avatar #7 - hitero (05/21/2013) [-]
BITCH YOU BETTER GIVE THE AUTHOR CREDIT FOR THAT QUOTE.
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
How? I have no idea who said it to begin with.
User avatar #11 - hitero (05/21/2013) [-]
google
#12 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
#8 - mistercock (05/21/2013) [-]
Niko Belic or the writers of GTV IV
#63010 - Partly that, and partly because I'm bored out of my skull. … 05/20/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#4513806 - Ooh. Nice. It's getting there.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4513817 - thacoletrain (05/20/2013) [-]
Fuck, thank to your avatar i had you confuse with thechosentroll
User avatar #4513828 - tehbestever (05/20/2013) [-]
Even I know he would never say that
User avatar #4513839 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
He'd say it, just not about that piece of crap drawing
User avatar #4513835 - thechosentroll (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey, if you want constructive criticism and honesty always count on the twat.
User avatar #4513816 - corpsebride (05/20/2013) [-]
Thank you!

And, yep! Just the eyes now!
#4513478 - I just realize FJ replaces innocent emoticons with these awful…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4513485 - corpsebride (05/20/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooo Clue.

I still have to do the eye, cutie mark, and do some coloring along with making it blank.

Pretty soon, though,
#63005 - "Give me it all, as long as it isn't metal." …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #63011 - limuz (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey, we all have our own interests.

Unfortuntely, metal isn't one of mine.
User avatar #63006 - misticalz (05/20/2013) [-]
Why, because he doesn't like Metal?
User avatar #63010 - techketzer (05/20/2013) [-]
Partly that, and partly because I'm bored out of my skull.
So, yes.
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User avatar #141 - madmanslantern (03/28/2013) [-]
Respect.

/brofist

Dat description. Jung + Freud + Nietzsche = Awesomeness
#142 to #141 - techketzer (03/28/2013) [-]
Damn glad to see you again.
How are you doing?
User avatar #143 to #142 - madmanslantern (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm fine, been reading about the superego and that shizz.. Pretty cool. From now on, my superegos gonna do all my decisions and I want to go to the same school that Freud did.

You?
User avatar #144 to #143 - techketzer (03/28/2013) [-]
Leaving the beast behind, towards the Beyond-Man step by step.

I've been living like a king. Much work is left to be done, but I like a challenge.
User avatar #145 to #144 - madmanslantern (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Egodeath.

Damn. Nice, yeah , I agree. We always have some challenges for us.
User avatar #138 - dervishofwin (01/18/2013) [-]
Hey, you might not remember me but you helped me with my PC problem. I got the HDMI cable and the port on the graphics card works, infact the DVI port on the graphics card also work. It seems that the ports aren't working on my mainboard though. Thanks anyway, I owe you one.
User avatar #139 to #138 - techketzer (01/18/2013) [-]
Nevermind man, I'm just glad I could help you out.
User avatar #136 - lolbears (01/10/2013) [-]
Hello! You probably don't know me and I don't know you very well. I've seen you frequent the Advice board though and you give some of the best advice I've seen. I want to ask you, may I add you as a friend as I am in need of advice on a matter I'd rather not post on the board.
User avatar #137 to #136 - techketzer (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you for the praise, and of course you can add me.
Just shoot me a message anytime you want.
#133 - frozenpickle (12/23/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas
#134 to #133 - techketzer (12/23/2012) [-]
...just when for two minutes I thought I've seen everything...

Merry Christmas to you as well, kind stranger!
User avatar #135 to #134 - frozenpickle (12/23/2012) [-]
Thank you too! :D
User avatar #127 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
Give up on the rolls already..
User avatar #128 to #127 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah...you're right...
User avatar #130 to #128 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
I was rooting for you to get a good one, but wasn't going your way i'm afraid man
User avatar #131 to #130 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
I had a 404, at least. That was funny.
User avatar #132 to #131 - babyweewee (12/10/2012) [-]
Well done
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User avatar #121 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/17/2012) [-]
can I ask you for a favor? :3
User avatar #122 to #121 - techketzer (11/17/2012) [-]
Sure. Who do you want me to make disappear?
User avatar #123 to #122 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/17/2012) [-]
...no...I wanted to know if you could pick up a lost chest for me. Whenever I try to, it says it is out of stock. Im annoyed. =-=
User avatar #124 to #123 - techketzer (11/17/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll see what I can do.
User avatar #107 - candidvres **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
You're Austrian, right?
User avatar #109 to #107 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
Yups.
Always was, forever will be.
User avatar #111 to #109 - candidvres **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Have you read any of Nietzsches books?
User avatar #113 to #111 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
Parts of "Ecce Homo" as well as a handful of passages from other works, but nothing in its entirety.
I tried "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" years ago but failed to actually divine a cohesive meaning out of it.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #115 to #113 - candidvres **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
You spoke to me about determinism a while ago, I just wanted to hear about your view on Nietzsches Übermensch and all that stuff.
User avatar #117 to #115 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
"Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman—a rope over an abyss ... what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end."

That's it in a nutshell. Growth. Self-improvement. Evolution and Ascension.
We're not the apex despite all our hubris, and there is only one thing we must do: climb.
User avatar #118 to #117 - candidvres **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
I see.... Hmm! Thank you!

I realize that I am taking this thing too seriously; most likely because I am in a bad phase of depression.

But this is inpsiring though, thank you!
User avatar #119 to #118 - techketzer (11/12/2012) [-]
That is one more thing I understood about Nietzsche.

Our lives are meaningless and devoid of value by default, but we have the unique ability to impose our own values and give it a meaning we ourselves designed.
Unlike ape and beast, we can take our fate into our own hands, forge our own destiny or doom and to squander this ability is nothing short of the greatest conceivable sin and waste.

Nietzsche is not for everyone, but I think you would greatly enjoy reading his works. Just make sure you don't read the ones edited by his sister; she refashioned them into proto-nationalsocialist propaganda and completely destroyed them in the process. I'm warning you because those editions are still around and in use at times.
User avatar #120 to #119 - candidvres **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
This is something like my psychologist also said. I have to find things I would be proud of and such.

What I can see of what I've seen myself is about the same as a Genesis song. "Too many men, too many people making too many problems"
Kirkegaard had one definition. Nietzsche had one. Harris, Dawkins, Hitchins and Dennett had one. Arguably, some of them shared, but seriously.. I don't really trust any of those more than I trust myself, I mean, I need to temper my views through others of course. But I still need to pick them myself. Observation, process, progress.

I will try to read some of his works then!
User avatar #106 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
Can I trade you wooden boxes for points? I wanna open one.
User avatar #108 to #106 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
Haha, I see you're still going at the items.
Yeah, sure, just shoot me a request.
User avatar #110 to #108 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
...what is a reasonable amount of points? :/
User avatar #112 to #110 - techketzer (11/11/2012) [-]
I have no idea. :)
User avatar #114 to #112 - eeveeisbestpoke (11/11/2012) [-]
um...it takes 1000 points to open a box...
User avatar #103 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #104 to #103 - techketzer (11/05/2012) [-]
Welcome, dear visitor.
Say, do we know each other?
User avatar #105 to #104 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i'm afraid, we haven't had any encounter at all
so, it's safe to says that we don't

how do you do on this fine day?
User avatar #93 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/26/2012) [-]
hello :D
User avatar #94 to #93 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
O hai!
Sorry for the late reply; how are you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
good: 3
User avatar #96 to #95 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
"Time I" is an album that was 6 whole years in the making.
It finally came out about two weeks ago, and I've been listening to it nonstop since I got it.
And though it is barely 45 minutes long, it may just be the best, most amazing and magical thing I've ever heard.

I just felt the need to say this.
#97 to #96 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
cool. :D
cool. :D
User avatar #99 to #97 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
So what's your favourite song? :)
User avatar #102 to #99 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
I have a lot of them.

User avatar #98 to #97 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
BTW you wouldnt happen to have some spare fabric would you?
User avatar #100 to #98 - techketzer (10/27/2012) [-]
I could easily get some.
Why do you ask?
User avatar #101 to #100 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/27/2012) [-]
I wanna make a voodoo doll. I don't have any fabric to make it though ._.
#91 - eeveeisbestpoke (10/23/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D
User avatar #92 to #91 - techketzer (10/23/2012) [-]
Anything involving virtual items for you. :)
User avatar #80 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Um, I have no idea how to get gifted an item.

It work like TF2 at all?
User avatar #81 to #80 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
I see you have no items at all.
Just acquire any random item and I'll do the rest.
User avatar #83 to #81 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Danke!

...You gave me 2 extra gay items...

yay.avi
User avatar #84 to #83 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
It's a small Welcome to FJ-gift basket. :)
User avatar #85 to #84 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Yay.

I did have a account from 2006. Forgot the password long ago though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
The "I have no memory of this place"-moment.
I have those once in a while. I guess everyone does. Even Gandalf. :)
User avatar #87 to #86 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
The site has changed, to say the least.

And like... so many thumbs. I can remember when 30 thumbs got you to the top of the list.

Seemingly has been coined, "The Frontpage" by everyone now.
User avatar #88 to #87 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
Frontpage, the holy grail of all funnyjunkies and cesspool of stolen content, thumbwhores and reposts.
I've long since given up reaching it.

My home is the comment section, /hating/ and ponytime.
Me watching ponies. Who would have thought?
User avatar #89 to #88 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Yeah I guessed that after seeing Reddit and 4chan content plastered all over it.

I'm just here to chat with folk and upload a comic or two from time to time.

I also kinda just joined because this seems like a friendly site forum thing that is good towards anyone gay/trans/lesbian etc.
User avatar #90 to #89 - techketzer (09/18/2012) [-]
Meh, FJ can be heartless and cold at times. There are strange dynamics at work here, one day FJ likes a certain thing, the next it hates it, the third it doesn't care.

However, there are many incredibly kind and helpful people frequenting especially /advice/ and ponytime.
/politics/ is an unholy mess, tough, haha.
User avatar #82 to #81 - bambishinkou (09/18/2012) [-]
Apparently I now has Pretzel.
#73 - lukeiamyourmother (09/11/2012) [-]
Once would think that after getting thumbed down to high hell, you would be able to realize you're a fucking idiot on the subject you were arguing..
User avatar #77 to #73 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
^
#78 to #77 - techketzer (09/17/2012) [-]
I don't feel like arguing.
Have a cool picture instead.
User avatar #79 to #78 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
Thanks, I guess. I don't care that much now, I was just pretty mad back then.
#74 to #73 - techketzer (09/11/2012) [-]
Once would think? Oh yeah? What would Once think? Who is Once anyway?   
You may have accidentally your sentence.   
   
Also no, thumbs mean nothing besides a bunch of faggots disagreeing with me. Meaningless.
Once would think? Oh yeah? What would Once think? Who is Once anyway?
You may have accidentally your sentence.

Also no, thumbs mean nothing besides a bunch of faggots disagreeing with me. Meaningless.
#75 to #74 - lukeiamyourmother (09/11/2012) [-]
I accidentally pressed the "c" key. Big whoop.
.. But seriously dude, the facts from your argument look like they were obtained from one of the stupid-ass comps someone would post on FJ
User avatar #76 to #75 - techketzer (09/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's just ironically funny when trying to berate another for apparent stupidity of all things.

"the facts from your argument look like they were obtained from one of the stupid-ass comps someone would post on FJ"
What the hell's that even supposed to mean? Either they're facts or they aren't.
And believe me, even a quick google search will confirm these are actually facts.

Actually, don't believe me, do the search and see for yourself.
User avatar #70 - MCPO ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
No matter what they do, who they are, or what they say. i'll keep my pistol and my rights.
User avatar #71 to #70 - techketzer (09/03/2012) [-]
Exactly. You owe them nothing.
User avatar #72 to #71 - MCPO ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Taxes, jury duty, and census information, that's about it. My draft notice is 1-C(Dis.) witch means I completed my military service and was discharged, so I wouldn't be the first candidate for an emergency draft.
#64 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
thank you very much sir, I almost feel like you just accept every offer
User avatar #65 to #64 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
I want to thank you, good fellow, for those were excellent offers.
I sincerely hope you profited from our trades as much as I did.
#66 to #65 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
I had asked for a free locked chest, didnt know you had one till now but i figured you'd let me slide away with it :)
User avatar #67 to #66 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
Have it, those are not difficult to get.
#68 to #67 - bdawgb (08/19/2012) [-]
from what ive heard you actually can no longer get
User avatar #69 to #68 - techketzer (08/19/2012) [-]
Really? Doesn't matter, I still have 4 others.
User avatar #56 - mrkickasscomedy (08/14/2012) [-]
how do i get the items get
User avatar #57 to #56 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
You must be faster than everyone else on FJ.
User avatar #58 to #57 - mrkickasscomedy (08/15/2012) [-]
you were talking about you wanting to trade some items i wanted to see if you were legit
User avatar #59 to #58 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
I said I wanted to trade for a pie item, but scored one in the meantime.
Yeah, I'm don't have the greatest items, but I recently got lucky on a few sweet ones. :)
User avatar #61 to #60 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
Why do you ask? Do you want to trade for something?
User avatar #62 to #61 - mrkickasscomedy (08/15/2012) [-]
no i was just seeing if this was legit
User avatar #63 to #62 - techketzer (08/15/2012) [-]
Alright.
#47 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
this is the page you get when you to access a blocked website

Megaupload has been always blocked, they blocked Rapidshare and Hotfile for a couple of days and I almost lost my mind :D
and many torrent websites are blocked, luckily thepiratebay.com isn't (I think it was before)
User avatar #48 to #47 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
Awful. Just awful. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

If I can help you with anything internet related, just ask.
User avatar #49 to #48 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
don't worry D,, I'm a geek mee-self, and I know my way around computers

blocking isn't bad, what would be bad is if each IP is tied to your ID :D, that would be horrible
User avatar #50 to #49 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
That wouldn't be horrible, that would be the end.
At least we can count on you people to outsmart these idiots in government any opportunity you get, can't we? ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
I know, if they did that (and since we are changing soon to IPv6, so they have a chance to integrate it soon :S :S )
with IPv6 there wouldn't be NATing since the number of IPs would be sufficient for every human on earth, so it would possible to assign 10-100 IP per person that are linked to your ID :S.
but you can always count on people to break it :D
User avatar #52 to #51 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
Exactly. They can try as they like, but no tyranny is forever.
People will always overcome oppression and fight for freedom.
User avatar #53 to #52 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
true, but it would be a lot harder if they do what I'm afraid they might do :D
and not only in KSA, they might even do it worldwide :|
User avatar #54 to #53 - techketzer (08/14/2012) [-]
I think there's a great decision coming towards us.
The internet may set us all free over time, but if it fall into the hands of an oppressor, we may not have a chance to resist any longer.
Possibilities of control and surveillance are so great and irresistible with modern technology that this might be our last chance not to go the road that leads to a worldwide dictatorship.

I am confident we'll make the right choice, however.
User avatar #55 to #54 - spinsser (08/14/2012) [-]
here is what I think.
when the Internet first started, it wasn't considered a big deal, and governments didn't care about it that much)
but in the last 10 years it started to improve drastically and turned into a country where you can do almost anything, so they don't know if they should practice law that is as strict as real life laws, or shouldn't.

they are going to do that sooner or later, because the Internet is too powerful to be unnoticed, but unlike real-life the power isn't only given to people with money, or people with guns, it's given to people with brains, people who understand it and try to improve it for them and others, so it's going to be a great fight :D,,
and epic one
#36 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
I will start with the one I have given.
#41 to #40 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, other comments took me over.
#45 to #44 - marceau (08/12/2012) [-]
And done.
User avatar #46 to #45 - techketzer (08/12/2012) [-]
Amazing.
Thank you so much! :D
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