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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
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Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#75 - I honestly hate the hell out of Rush Limbaugh seriously, what …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +2
User avatar #122 - thelastamerican (07/07/2014) [-]
He's a rich asshole. He and All Gore have something in common, they can convince people to give them insane amounts of money by just speaking. I doubt they would every admit it, but they're in the same business.
#559 - Literally just broke up with one a month back for cheating on …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +10
#967 - JustintheWaysian (07/07/2014) [-]
Ready to mingle eh?
If you know what I mean ;)
J/k
#1489 - teasquid (07/07/2014) [-]
[mingling ensues]
User avatar #570 - pivotmasterdm (07/07/2014) [-]
Top kek
#27 - Do it on a cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Lady gaga +2
#29 - sniffythebird (06/28/2014) [-]
I might try.
I'll post if I get around to it (I'm lazy)
#25 - I ******* love gaga 06/28/2014 on Lady gaga +8
#22 - she's amazing  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Lady gaga +2
#23 - sniffythebird (06/28/2014) [-]
I shopped her face onto someone
#27 - teasquid (06/28/2014) [-]
Do it on a cat.
#29 - sniffythebird (06/28/2014) [-]
I might try.
I'll post if I get around to it (I'm lazy)
#233 - **** brah, as an artist myself I couldn't even im… 06/28/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#23 - Thanks. 06/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#17 - I'm ashamed to say I somehow laughed at this. I'm a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Well that worked out well... +2
#44 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
no, just very immature
#44 - Now that I see the difference, the one that I'm used to seeing… 06/24/2014 on The Mona Lisa +16
#20 - I like you man. And Dragon Dicks The Movie? Good…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend +1
User avatar #21 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Always happy to help.

The book is way better imo
#18 - And where can I find the image editor?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend +1
#19 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Two ways; you can go straight to it by clicking the Upload button on the top right corner, selecting picture, and you'll go to a window that will allow you to press a button to access the editor. Alternatively, you could just simply click to make a new comment, and you'll find the same button in one of the four selections underneath "Drag and drop file here to upload"
#20 - teasquid (06/23/2014) [-]
I like you man.

And Dragon Dicks The Movie? Good choice.
User avatar #21 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Always happy to help.

The book is way better imo
#12 - Ok, completely unrelated but how can I get a hold on white tex…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend +2
#17 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Couple different ways, but the most immediate one I could show you is through FJ's very own image editor -
Open the image editor through the main options at the top of FJ, or through one of the options when you go to make a comment. Select text, and write whatever you want (the font is traditionally Impact, but you could theoretically use any font that has wide enough lettering). Hit enter, and right click the "layer" that reflects the text you've written (pictured), and select "LAyer style" from the dropdown menu. You'll want to check the box of "outer glow" and adjust it to have a black "glow" and adjust the hardness so it forms its own outline.

There's probably easier ways to do this via photoshop, but this is the most general way to do it without going to an outside website like Memecenter.
User avatar #18 - teasquid (06/23/2014) [-]
And where can I find the image editor?
#19 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Two ways; you can go straight to it by clicking the Upload button on the top right corner, selecting picture, and you'll go to a window that will allow you to press a button to access the editor. Alternatively, you could just simply click to make a new comment, and you'll find the same button in one of the four selections underneath "Drag and drop file here to upload"
#20 - teasquid (06/23/2014) [-]
I like you man.

And Dragon Dicks The Movie? Good choice.
User avatar #21 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Always happy to help.

The book is way better imo
User avatar #14 - leonhardt (06/22/2014) [-]
Roflbot
#13 - chumleyvonspud (06/22/2014) [-]
Use Memecenter. The text has a Shadow option.
#83 - The ******* ending though  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #85 - effthree (06/21/2014) [-]
I know right!?
#112 - I've actually been insulted plenty of times from mainly guys, … 06/21/2014 on "Who's Flat Now?" 0
#322 - Hey there retrochris Maybe we can work something out 06/21/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 0
#143 - I liked it. I never said I didn't. 06/19/2014 on Spider-man 0
#142 - Actually I'm youngetr, if you bothered reading. Just because y… 06/19/2014 on Spider-man +1
#54 - I love you 06/19/2014 on Spider-man +16
#33 - MFW this was my ex boyfriend's favorite film and film se…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Spider-man +35
#124 - yellowello (06/19/2014) [-]
dam.
#121 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
You're 19, you'll get over it.

Come back when your 7 year gf/fiancée gets pregnant from your best friend when your 2 months out of the country for work.
User avatar #142 - teasquid (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually I'm youngetr, if you bothered reading. Just because you deem your problem worse it doesn't make mine any better.
#122 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
*you're
User avatar #108 - kaboomz (06/19/2014) [-]
>this was my ex boyfriend's favorite film
not yours

>I can't watch this movie ever again
then dont you didnt even liked it
User avatar #143 - teasquid (06/19/2014) [-]
I liked it. I never said I didn't.
User avatar #105 - adplum (06/19/2014) [-]
this is the first time ive ever seen a girl complain about her relationship issues on fj and not get red thumbed to hell for it
#53 - pulluspardus (06/19/2014) [-]
Now its your turn...
You swore to make your ex boyfriend pay...
Now make him pay.
I'm the voice inside you.
You're weak, you're always weak, you'll always be weak until you take control
Now you know the truth about your ex boyfriend, *whisper* be strong teasquid , Avenge yourself
AVENGE YOURSELF!!!
#54 - teasquid (06/19/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #40 - articulate (06/19/2014) [-]
Who would cheat on someone willing to buy you spiderman items...
User avatar #37 - malhaloc (06/19/2014) [-]
Ouch that sucks...But at least there's a new and BETTER Spider Man Series out now!
#66 - spiritofvengeance (06/19/2014) [-]
ASM1 sucked, but ASM2 was pretty good
#42 - crosskill (06/19/2014) [-]
As in the Amazing Spider-man?
If yes, then god no.
User avatar #76 - grandpis (06/19/2014) [-]
I love how you guys act like girls at Twilight Saga

"Team Edward! <33 "

"No u bitch stfu Team Jacob ftw.! he is the best"

No offense of course, I join your discussion to add that I stick to Toby. I don't know but when I imagine Spiderman I imagine more Toby than Andrew. Period.

also pic unrelated
User avatar #86 - huntergriff (06/19/2014) [-]
personally the new faggot looks too much like a hipster. and hipsters are fucking faggots.
#139 - grandpis (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - malhaloc (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh come on. His performance is a million times more believable than Toby's. Toby's Spider Man was so monotone and didn't really capture Spider Man's personality. He's supposed to be an energetic smart ass, yet still socially awkward. Garfield brought that to the table. Toby Maguire? Well...he got the awkwardness down, but with little energy, not much wise cracking and why was his power directly linked to his relationship with MJ?

Andrew Garfield, in my opinion, is a lot more fit for the role. He delivers the lines without sounding so nervous that he might just puke everywhere. His Spidey is more energetic, utilizes his powers more and in more creative ways, and isn't an emo bitch.

The effects are better, the acting is better, the writing is better, the soundtrack is better. Again all my opinion, but Garfield's Spider Man smokes Maguire's.
#81 - blesstheinternet (06/19/2014) [-]
You're all wrong, they both suck. the best actor for a Peter Parker/Spider-Man would be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
User avatar #60 - curtkobain (06/19/2014) [-]
Toby was by far the better Peter Parker. But Andrew is the better Spiderman. If only we could have the best of both worlds.

I still like the old movies better though.
#52 - crosskill (06/19/2014) [-]
Of course we could argue this all day, having different opinions and all, but I digress..

Andrew Garfield can crack jokes and shit as Spidey, but he is a poor Peter Parker. Nothing about Andrew Garfield says "socially awkward teenage nerd".
Instead he comes off as a handsome, cool hipster that comes in and swoons the prettiest girl in school off her feet by stuttering: "I'm Sp-spoodermin, p-p-plz date me".

In the new movie, he skates (because why the fuck not, right?), he takes pictures of his crush in class to masturbate to later.
Everything about him in that first movie screams "hipster".

The first Amazing Spider-man movie was the biggest piece of sequel bait I have ever seen.
Spider-man's camera that says: "PROBERDY OF PETR PARKOUR" and then Dr. Connors finding it, because they had no other idea how to make it happen.
Spider-Man reveals his identity to fucking everyone.

The lizard infects police officers with his lizard gas. Woah, that must mean that Spider-Man will be in trouble, right? Nope, never seen or heard from again.

I don't like how there is so much focus on Gwen's and Peter's relationship.
They had been together for maybe a fucking week and they start crying in front of eachother.

We get that it worked with the Batman reboot, but darker doesn't necessarily mean better.
Peter Parker is so fucking angsty in this movie. Oh, and he treats aunt May like dirt through the whole movie. But it's all fine in the end, because he finally brought home those fucking eggs.

Andrew Garfield is not a bad actor. I fucking loved him in the Social Network, but he just shouldn't have been Peter Parker.
Now I'm not saying that Sam Raimi's trilogy is without it's flaws, Especially the third movie, which of course never happened but I find them to much more bearable than the ones in The Amazing Spider-Man and it's sequel.
User avatar #127 - chezburgadominator (06/19/2014) [-]
_But it's all fine in the end, because he finally brought home those fucking eggs.
_

Oh man, thanks for the laughs.
User avatar #56 - terriblytreble (06/19/2014) [-]
Nothing about Spiderman in today's comics says "Socially Awkward Teenage Nerd".
He's actually a pretty confident guy now.
User avatar #49 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/19/2014) [-]
I think the problem is that Garfield is too cool to be awkward nerdy Peter Parker. He's a good Spiderman, but imo Toby Maguire was a better Peter.
#48 - pootismang (06/19/2014) [-]
You're really right about the part where you said it's new, not the rest of that stuff you said.
#34 - deathklokiller (06/19/2014) [-]
#13 - No, I don't think so, pretty sure it's a cosplayer.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on So, I saw a baby batty post... 0
User avatar #22 - jujik (06/08/2014) [-]
any chance she's doing porno?
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.
#9 - haha geddit? I'm sorry.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2014 on So, I saw a baby batty post... +2
User avatar #12 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Is this from a porno by any chance?
#16 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
not all women do porn sweetie
User avatar #17 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey, a guy can hope.
User avatar #13 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
No, I don't think so, pretty sure it's a cosplayer.
User avatar #22 - jujik (06/08/2014) [-]
any chance she's doing porno?
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.
#8 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on So, I saw a baby batty post... +6
User avatar #26 - charliethebearjewd (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would cuddle and call "kiki the batsy"...... omg those huggy hooks!!!!
#9 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
haha geddit?
I'm sorry.
User avatar #12 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Is this from a porno by any chance?
#16 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
not all women do porn sweetie
User avatar #17 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey, a guy can hope.
User avatar #13 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
No, I don't think so, pretty sure it's a cosplayer.
User avatar #22 - jujik (06/08/2014) [-]
any chance she's doing porno?
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.
#7 - Dumping all my gifs  [+] (10 new replies) 06/08/2014 on So, I saw a baby batty post... +8
User avatar #25 - charliethebearjewd (06/08/2014) [-]
Oh god dammit I would cuddle the SHIT out of that little guy
#8 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - charliethebearjewd (06/08/2014) [-]
10/10 would cuddle and call "kiki the batsy"...... omg those huggy hooks!!!!
#9 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
haha geddit?
I'm sorry.
User avatar #12 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Is this from a porno by any chance?
#16 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
not all women do porn sweetie
User avatar #17 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey, a guy can hope.
User avatar #13 - teasquid (06/08/2014) [-]
No, I don't think so, pretty sure it's a cosplayer.
User avatar #22 - jujik (06/08/2014) [-]
any chance she's doing porno?
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn.
#32 - When her plans get canceled I know this feeling all…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Girls before going out. +12
User avatar #39 - imalex (06/08/2014) [-]
this chich i hung out with said i couldnt come with here home to "watch a movie" because her parents might be home, and i honestly said "cmon i fucking shaved for you.."
long story short, saying i shaved got me laid
User avatar #42 - topheavymonkeyy (06/08/2014) [-]
Why do people only shave when going out? I couldn't go more than a week and a half without shaving. Fuckkin body hair is gross
User avatar #46 - imalex (06/08/2014) [-]
i forexample cant shave in certain places often because after about 2 days everything becomes red, itches like a bitch, stings like a bitch and is just overall fucking painful..
User avatar #47 - topheavymonkeyy (06/08/2014) [-]
I find moisturizer straight after really helps :3
User avatar #66 - imalex (06/08/2014) [-]
yea i tried that.. didnt really work ._.
therefore i do not shave for nothing to say the least..
#4874 - Do you have a pic of her? 06/03/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! 0
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#61 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 to #58 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
you can't handle it.
you can't handle it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#36 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of **** . And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil ***** . You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
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#4 - lotengo ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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