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|Consoles Owned:||Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy|
|Video Games Played:||Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD|
|Date Signed Up:||7/04/2013|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Content Thumbs:||7342 total, 8145 , 803|
|Comment Thumbs:||3918 total, 4300 , 382|
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|Comment Level Progress:|| 27% (27/100) |
Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
|Times Content Favorited:||854 times|
|Total Comments Made:||856|
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Chicken Butt, haaaaaaaaa.
latest user's comments
|#2754 - excuse u||07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday||+1|
|#2724 - 200$ to see it. 400$ to touch it. These are my prices. [+] (4 new replies)||07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday||0|
|#2712 - Don't let my appearance fool you. I actually have a huge d… [+] (10 new replies)||07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday||+4|
|#37 - I have sleep paralysis, maybe happens 5 to 9 times a year …||07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis||+3|
|#1489 - [mingling ensues]||07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend||0|
|#17 - Maybe his mom has a dick. [+] (1 new reply)||07/07/2014 on Stephen vs Ricky: RELOADED||+10|
|#75 - I honestly hate the hell out of Rush Limbaugh seriously, what … [+] (1 new reply)||07/07/2014 on Some Random Interesting...||+2|
|#559 - Literally just broke up with one a month back for cheating on … [+] (3 new replies)||07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend||+10|
|#27 - Do it on a cat. [+] (1 new reply)||06/28/2014 on Lady gaga||+2|
|#25 - I ******* love gaga||06/28/2014 on Lady gaga||+8|
|#22 - she's amazing [+] (3 new replies)||06/28/2014 on Lady gaga||+2|
|#233 - **** brah, as an artist myself I couldn't even imagine …||06/28/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6||0|
|#23 - Thanks.||06/25/2014 on teasquid's profile||0|
|#17 - I'm ashamed to say I somehow laughed at this. I'm a … [+] (1 new reply)||06/24/2014 on Well that worked out well...||+3|
#44 - John Cena (06/24/2014) [-]
no, just very immature
|#44 - Now that I see the difference, the one that I'm used to seeing…||06/24/2014 on The Mona Lisa||+16|
|#20 - I like you man. And Dragon Dicks The Movie? Good… [+] (1 new reply)||06/23/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend||+1|
|#18 - And where can I find the image editor? [+] (3 new replies)||06/23/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend||+1|
#19 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
|#12 - Ok, completely unrelated but how can I get a hold on white tex… [+] (7 new replies)||06/22/2014 on Rude executive boyfriend||+2|
#17 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
Open the image editor through the main options at the top of FJ, or through one of the options when you go to make a comment. Select text, and write whatever you want (the font is traditionally Impact, but you could theoretically use any font that has wide enough lettering). Hit enter, and right click the "layer" that reflects the text you've written (pictured), and select "LAyer style" from the dropdown menu. You'll want to check the box of "outer glow" and adjust it to have a black "glow" and adjust the hardness so it forms its own outline.
There's probably easier ways to do this via photoshop, but this is the most general way to do it without going to an outside website like Memecenter.
#19 - akkere (06/23/2014) [-]
|#83 - The ******* ending though [+] (1 new reply)||06/21/2014 on Tumblr||0|
|#112 - I've actually been insulted plenty of times from mainly guys, …||06/21/2014 on "Who's Flat Now?"||0|
|#322 - Hey there retrochris Maybe we can work something out||06/21/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5||0|
|#143 - I liked it. I never said I didn't.||06/19/2014 on Spider-man||+1|
|#142 - Actually I'm youngetr, if you bothered reading. Just because y…||06/19/2014 on Spider-man||+1|
|#54 - I love you||06/19/2014 on Spider-man||+16|
|#33 - MFW this was my ex boyfriend's favorite film and film se… [+] (25 new replies)||06/19/2014 on Spider-man||+36|
#121 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
You're 19, you'll get over it.
Come back when your 7 year gf/fiancée gets pregnant from your best friend when your 2 months out of the country for work.
#122 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
#53 - pulluspardus (06/19/2014) [-]
#76 - grandpis (06/19/2014) [-]
I love how you guys act like girls at Twilight Saga
"Team Edward! <33 "
"No u bitch stfu Team Jacob ftw.! he is the best"
No offense of course, I join your discussion to add that I stick to Toby. I don't know but when I imagine Spiderman I imagine more Toby than Andrew. Period.
also pic unrelated
#44 - malhaloc (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh come on. His performance is a million times more believable than Toby's. Toby's Spider Man was so monotone and didn't really capture Spider Man's personality. He's supposed to be an energetic smart ass, yet still socially awkward. Garfield brought that to the table. Toby Maguire? Well...he got the awkwardness down, but with little energy, not much wise cracking and why was his power directly linked to his relationship with MJ?
Andrew Garfield, in my opinion, is a lot more fit for the role. He delivers the lines without sounding so nervous that he might just puke everywhere. His Spidey is more energetic, utilizes his powers more and in more creative ways, and isn't an emo bitch.
The effects are better, the acting is better, the writing is better, the soundtrack is better. Again all my opinion, but Garfield's Spider Man smokes Maguire's.
#52 - crosskill (06/19/2014) [-]
Of course we could argue this all day, having different opinions and all, but I digress..
Andrew Garfield can crack jokes and shit as Spidey, but he is a poor Peter Parker. Nothing about Andrew Garfield says "socially awkward teenage nerd".
Instead he comes off as a handsome, cool hipster that comes in and swoons the prettiest girl in school off her feet by stuttering: "I'm Sp-spoodermin, p-p-plz date me".
In the new movie, he skates (because why the fuck not, right?), he takes pictures of his crush in class to masturbate to later.
Everything about him in that first movie screams "hipster".
The first Amazing Spider-man movie was the biggest piece of sequel bait I have ever seen.
Spider-man's camera that says: "PROBERDY OF PETR PARKOUR" and then Dr. Connors finding it, because they had no other idea how to make it happen.
Spider-Man reveals his identity to fucking everyone.
The lizard infects police officers with his lizard gas. Woah, that must mean that Spider-Man will be in trouble, right? Nope, never seen or heard from again.
I don't like how there is so much focus on Gwen's and Peter's relationship.
They had been together for maybe a fucking week and they start crying in front of eachother.
We get that it worked with the Batman reboot, but darker doesn't necessarily mean better.
Peter Parker is so fucking angsty in this movie. Oh, and he treats aunt May like dirt through the whole movie. But it's all fine in the end, because he finally brought home those fucking eggs.
Andrew Garfield is not a bad actor. I fucking loved him in the Social Network, but he just shouldn't have been Peter Parker.
Now I'm not saying that Sam Raimi's trilogy is without it's flaws, Especially the third movie, which of course never happened but I find them to much more bearable than the ones in The Amazing Spider-Man and it's sequel.