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Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:10/16/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#1 - **** brah 07/13/2014 on red bull +17
#16 - I got an "I miss you" text from my cheating ex. …  [+] (20 new replies) 07/13/2014 on aww +49
#36 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/13/2014) [-]
Bet he sent that to multiple girls
User avatar #17 - leafonthewind (07/13/2014) [-]
just say " I missed you too bby."
and when she says asks if you are serious just tell her not to worrt as you are reloading to try again
#22 - teasquid (07/13/2014) [-]
>She
I'm not lesbian
Also I already replied to him. He had the audacity to pretend like he wasn't cheating and that he didn't understand what I was talking about. He literally CHANGED his profile picture of him and the girl making out.
But yeah I wish I could've said something witty and funny like that but he'd probably take it as an invitation to be a couple again.
Sorry am I ranting? I'm still very upset about the whole ordeal, he was a fucking asshole.
User avatar #47 - brothergrimm (07/13/2014) [-]
you could bang his best friend
User avatar #42 - greatsofa (07/13/2014) [-]
I feel you sister, he's an asshole, some men are, some women are bitches, fuck them all. Don't waste you're time with people who don't waste their time with you. We're all going to make it, you ever need to rant or something, PM me!
#24 - pizzaweed (07/13/2014) [-]
I miss you teasquid
#55 - teasquid (07/13/2014) [-]
Miss you too pizzaweed.
User avatar #59 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
You think we could give us another try?
#60 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
ye
#61 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Call a pizza place, I'll be over in 30.




I'm gonna stuff you to the brim.
#62 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'll bring the tea



And the tentacles.
#63 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not a japanese schoolgirl, otherwise I'd be worried.




You want your pizza with extra meat?
#64 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What kind of question is that?




I'll take sausage.
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#18 - I thought it was cute. 07/12/2014 on (untitled) +23
#24 - I'm sorry, but I have to disagree with your choice of revenge,… 07/12/2014 on Kids these days... 0
#2 - I ******* love Conchita Wurst. 07/11/2014 on at least he can laugh at it. -1
#76 - Thankyou so much, I don't have a lot of sweet gifs, but here'… 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. 0
#75 - you're so friggen kind, thankyou  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. +1
User avatar #80 - pipedt (07/10/2014) [-]
No problem, just keep your head high all times!
#73 - thankyou so much I feel so happy 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. 0
#26 - This happened with a guy I was super close friends with. I had…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. +5
User avatar #69 - alucord (07/10/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, you didn't do anything wrong.


Guys are super horny. We can't help it, its just how it is, but don't let us push you towards anything, stand strong. Despite what I just said, don't forgive either one/any of those guys, if they cared they wouldn't have done it. Give it some time, you'll find someone right for you.
#73 - teasquid (07/10/2014) [-]
thankyou so much I feel so happy
User avatar #66 - pipedt (07/10/2014) [-]
Don't give up an think that every guy is going to hurt you. True, most of us are just looking for hot steamy homo sapiens sex, but there are some confident, nice guys out there that will treat you the way you deserve. I've been the asshole and the confident nice guy
#75 - teasquid (07/10/2014) [-]
you're so friggen kind, thankyou
User avatar #80 - pipedt (07/10/2014) [-]
No problem, just keep your head high all times!
User avatar #35 - newestuploads (07/10/2014) [-]
Hey, don't feel bad because guys are horny assholes. If you wanna wait until you feel ready to have sex, more power to you, don't let someone else make you feel bad about yourself for doing something you feel is right. Now if the reason you're avoiding sex is because of anxiety or being self-conscious than maybe talk to someone or your future significant other about it and see if that helps. If you meet someone you're really comfortable with and have a true connection with them, it'll be worth the wait. source: I'm a guy who's a horny asshole
#76 - teasquid (07/10/2014) [-]
Thankyou so much, I don't have a lot of sweet gifs, but here's a bat.
#64 - Xyhpon (07/10/2014) [-]
Might I add that the best sex just kind of happens. It's not worth all the anxiety working up to it, and if you have that then its probably not the time. Relationships really aren't all this social anxiety teenagers scream about constantly, they're fun and sex is great don't get me wrong, but no one should drag them self down because they found a rotten fish.
#25 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. 0
#518 - **teasquid rolls 426,750,507** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#6 - **** you and your stupid stories. 07/10/2014 on All of the feels 0
#76 - I'll forgive you for now.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +2
#78 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
#72 - thank  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +2
#77 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#33 - shh shh  [+] (54 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +2
#34 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#92 - datmine (07/11/2014) [-]
That is beacuse the necron stole all our cristmas trees and decorations.
User avatar #93 - ciaphascain (07/12/2014) [-]
Necrons? Welp. I'm out.
#89 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#91 - ciaphascain (07/11/2014) [-]
Greater good?! You don't even celebrate Christmas!
#47 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#31 - For warzon too Here's to the both of you c:>  [+] (62 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +3
#74 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh gosh I forgot to say thank you.
#76 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll forgive you for now.
#78 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
I love you.
#72 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
thank
#77 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#32 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
#33 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
shh shh
#34 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#92 - datmine (07/11/2014) [-]
That is beacuse the necron stole all our cristmas trees and decorations.
User avatar #93 - ciaphascain (07/12/2014) [-]
Necrons? Welp. I'm out.
#89 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#91 - ciaphascain (07/11/2014) [-]
Greater good?! You don't even celebrate Christmas!
#47 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#78 - Also a transparent heroine. Really proud of this c: 07/09/2014 on tfw can only draw eyes 0
#76 - Here a digital doodle I did of Randall Boggs. eghh he's s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on tfw can only draw eyes +1
#78 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
Also a transparent heroine. Really proud of this c:
#15 - ur cute  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +9
User avatar #16 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
omg
#10 - Goodnight chupavisor! u better go to *******…  [+] (70 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +99
User avatar #95 - rawryrawr (07/14/2014) [-]
if u drew that u are 500 times better than me i can barly draw a stick figure
User avatar #30 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
And then chupavisor and warzon proceeded to flaunt the bedtime rules
but seriously that's too cute, and gave me a heart attack.
User avatar #27 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that is really cute.
tfw noone to give you a before sleep kiss or read you a story
#31 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
For warzon too
Here's to the both of you c:>
#74 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh gosh I forgot to say thank you.
#76 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll forgive you for now.
#78 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
I love you.
#72 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
thank
#77 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#32 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
#33 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
shh shh
#34 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#92 - datmine (07/11/2014) [-]
That is beacuse the necron stole all our cristmas trees and decorations.
User avatar #93 - ciaphascain (07/12/2014) [-]
Necrons? Welp. I'm out.
#89 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#91 - ciaphascain (07/11/2014) [-]
Greater good?! You don't even celebrate Christmas!
#47 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#22 - chupavisor (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
Now that's cute
#15 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
ur cute
User avatar #16 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
omg
#193 - I was half expecting something would go horrendously wrong. … 07/08/2014 on Mega Pop it bomb AKA Lil'... +1
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#107 - tkfeng (07/08/2014) [-]
I went to a gay pride parade once the SF Pride one and at the most I only saw 1 fully naked man. It's mostly tits. Maybe it's just SF though.
#74 - dontknowmeatall (07/08/2014) [-]
I don't have a problem with gays except for the ones that go to parades. Most of them are sick fucks.
#68 - khion (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with you.
I see your unrelated gif and raise you another unrelated gif that just happens to be sailor moon too.
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#2764 - playfilly (07/08/2014) [-]
#2765 - teasquid (07/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
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#62 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
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#61 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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#58 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
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#59 to #58 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
you can't handle it.
you can't handle it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#36 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of **** . And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil ***** . You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
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#4 - lotengo (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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