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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
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Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#48 - I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#41 - You know that would hurt my feelings if were coming from someo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
User avatar #57 - zerith (07/15/2014) [-]
You don't even know if I can or can't draw.... I can't...
User avatar #69 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Then you shouldn't be saying rude things like that.
#70 - zerith (07/15/2014) [-]
k
#40 - thankya. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#38 - Ok? Well as hard as it is to believe I didn't see them. I thou…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#43 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
You're an artist and you get mad when people criticize you? Alright don't change anything, you're perfect honey everything's gonna be fine want some warm milk and a tummy rub? God forbid people suggest improvements!
User avatar #48 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism.
#47 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
There's a difference between construction criticism and 'your character looks like a potato, it sucks'.
#37 - thanks But holy **** I had no idea this jok… 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#34 - Thanks for actually giving constructive criticism and not just…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
User avatar #74 - syrenthra (07/15/2014) [-]
No problem
>inb4 "White Knight fag"

but yeah, change something with the eye-brow ratio, either make them less square or make the eyes bigger or both. Thanks for the puppy, if I was on my main PC I would post something in response, so
cuteanimal.png
#33 - Really? Where did I steal it from?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#36 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
I've seen a few posts on here making fun of tumblr feminists and calling them trans fats
User avatar #38 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Ok? Well as hard as it is to believe I didn't see them. I thought of it watching Rupaul's Drag Race last night. I'm not a good joke maker (obviously) so I used it, if I could've thought of something better, I would've used it.
You're being a crude dick queef right now, really, if it was your art on the line would you want people saying it compares that to a spud? I don't think I want to get "accepted" into your little social group of unnecessarily rude people.
#43 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
You're an artist and you get mad when people criticize you? Alright don't change anything, you're perfect honey everything's gonna be fine want some warm milk and a tummy rub? God forbid people suggest improvements!
User avatar #48 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism.
#47 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
There's a difference between construction criticism and 'your character looks like a potato, it sucks'.
#28 - Thankyou so much I don't really cry a lot but for this I am. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +2
User avatar #29 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
I get it, I've gotten a lot of shit for my stuff too and at first it kinda hurt, but I got used to it, and then I took it all with a smile. I have no reason to lie either, the joke wasn't top notch, but you definitely have potential. Keep writing down ideas and I'm sure you'll strike gold.

No problem, just stating my humble opinion, have a good one.
User avatar #63 - icewraith (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretending to like it and encouraging this failure makes you a terrible person.
And it's not about the character (nice logical fallacy there, you sound like you come from tumblr. I doubt a white account knows anything about FJ) it's about this shit being bad.
User avatar #72 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
Logical fallacy? Tumblr? Calm your tits dude, I'm not pretending anything

I honestly like the art style, and I wasn't saying "get this shit to front page immediately roflcopter still laughing!!" 'cause I wasn't. But I can totally see this going places if the material improved.

I know plenty about FJ and about the whole Dsend thing. And all the comic makers that came after him. I know about all the old greats that got chased away because people treated them like shit. I like giving constructive criticism, what are you doing besides repeating what chased so many away?
User avatar #172 - icewraith (07/16/2014) [-]
OC on FJ is always shit, I haven't seen any exception. Dsend, tardassa, that guy with the angled boobs. You're just encouraging attention whoring, not art.
#23 - Thankyou, you're one of the only people who actually said they…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#112 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
I love it too, it's really quirky indeed! It's cute and new, love it! Don't give up =D you are talented!
User avatar #26 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
Don't mind them, I'll bet if your character was a dude you wouldn't get shit. seriously, some girls on the site have made male alt accounts and gotten front page with half the effort
the look is clean and your style is cute and quirky, I don't see what's wrong with it.
User avatar #28 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Thankyou so much I don't really cry a lot but for this I am. I know it's lame I've always been told my art is shit and this takes it to the next level, something about total strangers online telling me how terrible it is is worse than someone like my parents telling me. Because these guys don't really have a reason to lie.
Thanks man, you're really awesome.
User avatar #29 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
I get it, I've gotten a lot of shit for my stuff too and at first it kinda hurt, but I got used to it, and then I took it all with a smile. I have no reason to lie either, the joke wasn't top notch, but you definitely have potential. Keep writing down ideas and I'm sure you'll strike gold.

No problem, just stating my humble opinion, have a good one.
User avatar #63 - icewraith (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretending to like it and encouraging this failure makes you a terrible person.
And it's not about the character (nice logical fallacy there, you sound like you come from tumblr. I doubt a white account knows anything about FJ) it's about this shit being bad.
User avatar #72 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
Logical fallacy? Tumblr? Calm your tits dude, I'm not pretending anything

I honestly like the art style, and I wasn't saying "get this shit to front page immediately roflcopter still laughing!!" 'cause I wasn't. But I can totally see this going places if the material improved.

I know plenty about FJ and about the whole Dsend thing. And all the comic makers that came after him. I know about all the old greats that got chased away because people treated them like shit. I like giving constructive criticism, what are you doing besides repeating what chased so many away?
User avatar #172 - icewraith (07/16/2014) [-]
OC on FJ is always shit, I haven't seen any exception. Dsend, tardassa, that guy with the angled boobs. You're just encouraging attention whoring, not art.
#22 - Thanks. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#21 - Thankyou everyone for telling me how much my art style sucks. …  [+] (67 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +167
User avatar #174 - foamytesquirrel (08/07/2014) [-]
But... I like it...
User avatar #173 - blahblarg (07/21/2014) [-]
I, for one like this art style and joke.
be a shame if there wasn't more.
Everyone just has different tastes when it comes to everything yaknow?
User avatar #154 - chuckbillrow (07/16/2014) [-]
i thought it was cute but now that you mention it, yeah your art sucks
#151 - teFlyingNinja (07/16/2014) [-]
I happen to enjoy your art style and bushy brows. Good luck with that OC!
User avatar #146 - metalcoldreaper (07/16/2014) [-]
I seen no problem with it..seen worse on F.J.. Good job.
User avatar #143 - sociocat (07/16/2014) [-]
art style is okay
doesnt even matter because its a pun
i love puns
#141 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
I'd much rather bushy eyebrows over THIS
#139 - mizory (07/16/2014) [-]
If you want another artists opinion, I actually like your art style, here's an example of mine
#136 - harrytwater (07/16/2014) [-]
but..but I love you and your art style
#148 - golliath (07/16/2014) [-]
This gif is amazing
#158 - harrytwater (07/16/2014) [-]
oh i thought it was great...i would post the "its glorious" gif but i dont have it...so take this!
#159 - golliath (07/16/2014) [-]
I've been looking for that for a while thank you here's Dax from Jax 3
#161 - harrytwater (07/16/2014) [-]
take this as well my good friend
User avatar #167 - golliath (07/16/2014) [-]
Awesomeness within a perfectly looped gif? WONDERFUL
#168 - harrytwater (07/16/2014) [-]
i had to wipe my computer clean of all photos but i kept the best ones
User avatar #169 - golliath (07/16/2014) [-]
Awww well have a "Digging puppy" to make things better. But goodnight nice meeting you stranger.
#170 - golliath (07/16/2014) [-]
Dang it
#171 - harrytwater (07/16/2014) [-]
haha goodnight to you too stranger, nice to have met you
#133 - ztron (07/16/2014) [-]
you sure as shit draw alot better than me
#131 - megazman (07/16/2014) [-]
if it means anything, i liked your art style
User avatar #130 - doctorprofessornv (07/16/2014) [-]
I like it, keep up the good work
User avatar #129 - cantfindaname (07/16/2014) [-]
I actually like your stuff.

Fuck em.
User avatar #123 - aangbingo (07/16/2014) [-]
Ever since Chaika got released the whole "Thick eyebrows" fetish kinda exploded.
Infinite boners, isgud. Keep it up.
User avatar #121 - wulphshadowtail (07/16/2014) [-]
I like your art style and your eyebrows remind me of rock lee. 9/10 make more please i only saw two or three people who don't like your art style
User avatar #118 - theghostrider (07/16/2014) [-]
Art: 6/10. It could improve and I found the massive eyebrows to be funny, I don't know if that was your original purpose while drawing them.

Humour: 4/10. It was terrible. Admit it.
User avatar #119 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
it's called bad joke for a reason,
and no they weren't supposed to be funny, I just have large eyebrows >n<
User avatar #120 - theghostrider (07/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

And I feel like a dick for the eyebrows. Still, they made me laugh.
#111 - zerepkcin (07/16/2014) [-]
Yo dawg I like yo style, imma subscribe o sum shit to make sure to see what it iz u be dealin out next time ya digs? For real tho I am expecting moar so pls

Pic should be your reaction t oall the hate
User avatar #107 - icollectraresbro (07/16/2014) [-]
Wait, those were eyebrows?
User avatar #106 - createdjustnow (07/16/2014) [-]
it's an alright style, but i cannot really form an opinion on it without it being a comic with multiple scenes
#105 - vorarephilia (07/16/2014) [-]
I hate how people here do that.
We had this one dude who was gonna make a comic about death needing to raise a little girl as a successor.I saw one comic and really liked it.dude had art skills for monsters, but he even admitted he needed some practice with human faces. but the comment section was filled with 'the girl looks like a dude'.
Never saw a comic since.

IDK if he decided to not continue making them or moved to a different website if he did and someone reads this, give me link please. , but that is not how to foster OC producing artists.
#109 - nickypickle (07/16/2014) [-]
I remember him

I wish it was finished, it had a great concept and lots of room for potential
#113 - vorarephilia (07/16/2014) [-]
And I can't find the bookmark anymore. I just want something to start searching for something related to his art.
User avatar #97 - pmilooo (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't listen to those big bullies
#96 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
we don't need oc, we need funny content
User avatar #92 - nevolmon (07/16/2014) [-]
OC isn't wanted if it's not funny.
User avatar #95 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
your comment isn't wanted if it isn't funny
#91 - kinginyellow has deleted their comment.
#90 - rakoom (07/16/2014) [-]
Keep your friends close, girl,
not the entire fuckin' community.
And especially not the part of the community that is why you should not keep this community close in the first place.
Shit like that is detrimental to you, especially if your confidence is in need of validation, 'cause this is NOT the place to reliably get it.
#89 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
ay gurl dntchu worry, yous do good art. (no but forreal, keep doin you.)
User avatar #87 - nitroxiii (07/16/2014) [-]
This is why, you don't post ANYTHING you've done yourself, or ANYTHING of yourself on the internet, unless you are ready for the hate/criticism/trolls.

My opinion:

Art: 6/10 It clearly has your own flair/touch, it'll do fine for a comic. The eyes in the first two frames kinda bug me.

Humor: 6/10 It's enough to make me laugh if someone had said it in person, but it's not enough to make me laugh when I'm sitting alone on the internet.

Plot: 1/10 No character build-up, thrown into the middle of a joke, the punch-line was rushed. It was only 4 episodes and one of them was filler.
User avatar #84 - Ehwhat (07/15/2014) [-]
You posted something you made on the internet. You should have expected people to say it sucked
#77 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
Well I like it. It is cute, good use of colors and the smooth form is nice. Good job
#67 - captainyoshi (07/15/2014) [-]
Dont listen to people who feel the need to insult your style. All they want to do is discourage you from creating whatever it is you want to create. If you want to produce content here... more power to you. Keep it up buddy.
User avatar #66 - icewraith (07/15/2014) [-]
"omg guise feel bad for me and gibe me attention hurr durr"
#71 - teasquid Comment deleted by teasquid
#59 - sienimies (07/15/2014) [-]
Eyebrow girls are best girls.
#152 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - sienimies (07/15/2014) [-]
But seriously i liked it and it's so much better when OC makers actually draw their own comics. Hoping to see more from you in the future.
User avatar #58 - mcmanybucks (07/15/2014) [-]
you draw well, but i think maybe people hate the fact that the color is all splishsplash :l
#56 - mohne (07/15/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk hates OC
you should know this already
#51 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
draw satsuki next
User avatar #50 - jaegarbombastic (07/15/2014) [-]
We are a community full of individuals who enjoy girls getting reallllyy close to tentacles.

I am pretty sure thick eyebrows shouldn't bother us too badly.

I liked the joke. The style as well.

And the tentacles.

Don't judge.
#52 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
That's disgusting.

many thank

I'll make sure to include more tentacles next time.


User avatar #53 - jaegarbombastic (07/15/2014) [-]
You learn quickly.
User avatar #49 - tosado (07/15/2014) [-]
The art style is nice, in my opinion at least.
pls no stop making comics
User avatar #46 - ltbuttstrong (07/15/2014) [-]
I like it and would enjoy more
#44 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know, i like the style.
#32 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
First off it's not OC because you stole the joke from somewhere else.
Secondly, your character's face looks like a potato. Work on that and we will accept you.
User avatar #33 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Really? Where did I steal it from?
#36 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
I've seen a few posts on here making fun of tumblr feminists and calling them trans fats
User avatar #38 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Ok? Well as hard as it is to believe I didn't see them. I thought of it watching Rupaul's Drag Race last night. I'm not a good joke maker (obviously) so I used it, if I could've thought of something better, I would've used it.
You're being a crude dick queef right now, really, if it was your art on the line would you want people saying it compares that to a spud? I don't think I want to get "accepted" into your little social group of unnecessarily rude people.
#43 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
You're an artist and you get mad when people criticize you? Alright don't change anything, you're perfect honey everything's gonna be fine want some warm milk and a tummy rub? God forbid people suggest improvements!
User avatar #48 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism.
#47 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
There's a difference between construction criticism and 'your character looks like a potato, it sucks'.
User avatar #27 - hueman (07/15/2014) [-]
OC is OC
Haz a thumb just because of that
#25 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
shut it, tramp.
#8 - No ur ugly.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +156
User avatar #163 - gameshredder (07/16/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #164 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
I can almost here the regret in that.
User avatar #166 - gameshredder (07/16/2014) [-]
Well okay.
User avatar #165 - gameshredder (07/16/2014) [-]
I regret nothing.

I stand by what I said.
#19 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
rekt
User avatar #12 - ihaspotato (07/15/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#103 - samxdaxman (07/16/2014) [-]
#92 - Same. Also you're sign up date is my birthday which is a … 07/15/2014 on Were you birthday sex?... +1
#6 - Women's advertising is just as bad, example "Bic's mechan…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Q-SPARTA +32
User avatar #7 - subtard (07/14/2014) [-]
It's astonishing how many women go on trampolines during their period
User avatar #55 - fukkendragonite (07/15/2014) [-]
It's even more astonishing that we can't have condom commercials during the day but the intense bodyloveing tampon commercials can come on while i'm eating and spoil my dinner.
User avatar #53 - raynagrimm (07/15/2014) [-]
and wear all white
User avatar #26 - Zaxplab (07/15/2014) [-]
That could just lead to more problems.
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on TO THE FAP MOBILE! +12
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (07/14/2014) [-]
I've seen the term bodylove a few times in the past few days, what is that?
User avatar #36 - depends (07/14/2014) [-]
F-uck
#70 - Let me just tidy up. your a piece of trash bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on aww 0
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#68 - You were always such a charmer. do you just have sto…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aww +1
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#66 - I'm sure. jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aww +1
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#64 - What kind of question is that? I'll ta…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aww +1
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#62 - I'll bring the tea And the tentacles.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aww +1
#63 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not a japanese schoolgirl, otherwise I'd be worried.




You want your pizza with extra meat?
#64 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What kind of question is that?




I'll take sausage.
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#60 - ye  [+] (11 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aww +1
#61 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Call a pizza place, I'll be over in 30.




I'm gonna stuff you to the brim.
#62 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'll bring the tea



And the tentacles.
#63 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not a japanese schoolgirl, otherwise I'd be worried.




You want your pizza with extra meat?
#64 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What kind of question is that?




I'll take sausage.
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#3 - That's actually really cute.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/14/2014 on smile +243
#33 - duopros (07/14/2014) [-]
why do i recognize her from somewhere
#34 - omnomnomno (07/14/2014) [-]
Sasha Grey. Pretty sure she sucked at least a thousand dicks.
User avatar #29 - schmuxy (07/14/2014) [-]
... source?
User avatar #36 - ansjovis (07/14/2014) [-]
every porn site
User avatar #37 - schmuxy (07/14/2014) [-]
Obviously I mean the specific video containing that gif
User avatar #38 - ansjovis (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - schmuxy (07/14/2014) [-]
thanks bruv, shame there wasn't more to it.
#22 - zandersave (07/14/2014) [-]
She actually looks...normal
User avatar #12 - satanisrealgod (07/14/2014) [-]
She's too loose for more hankering
User avatar #46 - weirdvintagegirl (07/14/2014) [-]
that's not how vaginas work
User avatar #83 - satanisrealgod (07/15/2014) [-]
for my hankering* sorry
User avatar #49 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
He's not talking about her puss
User avatar #50 - weirdvintagegirl (07/14/2014) [-]
then what on earth is too loose for more hankering??
User avatar #52 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
The other hole
User avatar #54 - weirdvintagegirl (07/14/2014) [-]
oh
well i don't think that works like that either
User avatar #55 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
She had to quit because she kept digestive end productting herself.
#76 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
Actually she stopped because she started getting acting offers where she didn't have to take a dick in the ass and her band thing started making more money...
That her digestive end product maker was ruined is just a rumour
User avatar #78 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, her acting carreer really kicked off after "The girlfriend experience".
(sarcasm)
User avatar #57 - weirdvintagegirl (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh. Ew, that must have been awful.
User avatar #56 - cocoman (07/14/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveing wordfilters
She kept pooping her panties.
#30 - I intense bodyloveing needed that man. even though what …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on If i only had a girlfriend +4
User avatar #33 - adu (07/14/2014) [-]
Thanks, it's good to know I'm not just speaking to a brick wall, and that my words mean something to someone.
#55 - Miss you too pizzaweed.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/13/2014 on aww +1
User avatar #59 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
You think we could give us another try?
#60 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
ye
#61 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Call a pizza place, I'll be over in 30.




I'm gonna stuff you to the brim.
#62 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'll bring the tea



And the tentacles.
#63 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not a japanese schoolgirl, otherwise I'd be worried.




You want your pizza with extra meat?
#64 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What kind of question is that?




I'll take sausage.
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

#22 - >She I'm not lesbian Also I already replied to hi…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/13/2014 on aww 0
User avatar #47 - brothergrimm (07/13/2014) [-]
you could bang his best friend
User avatar #42 - greatsofa (07/13/2014) [-]
I feel you sister, he's an asshole, some men are, some women are bitches, fuck them all. Don't waste you're time with people who don't waste their time with you. We're all going to make it, you ever need to rant or something, PM me!
#24 - pizzaweed (07/13/2014) [-]
I miss you teasquid
#55 - teasquid (07/13/2014) [-]
Miss you too pizzaweed.
User avatar #59 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
You think we could give us another try?
#60 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
ye
#61 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Call a pizza place, I'll be over in 30.




I'm gonna stuff you to the brim.
#62 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'll bring the tea



And the tentacles.
#63 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not a japanese schoolgirl, otherwise I'd be worried.




You want your pizza with extra meat?
#64 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What kind of question is that?




I'll take sausage.
#65 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
oh, you gon' get the sausage





Despite the motivational poster, you sure you can handle all of me?
#66 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure.
jesus christ it's 12 o'cock in the night everyone is asleep and I'm being aroused by pizza,
#67 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm irresistable

You aren't cheap bae, you're perfect



#68 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
You were always such a charmer.
do you just have stock of these photos?
#69 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
Only with you. Now come to bed


If this picture doesn't answer your question, yes
#70 - teasquid (07/14/2014) [-]
Let me just tidy up.

your a piece of trash but a lovely one at that.
#71 - pizzaweed (07/14/2014) [-]
A piece of trash you can't resist



Don't worry bout tidying up, we're just gonna make an even bigger mess

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#62 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
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#58 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
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#59 to #58 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
you can't handle it.
you can't handle it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#36 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of **** . And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil ***** . You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
c:
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#4 - lotengo (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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