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Gender: female
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
PSN: NizuMalfano
Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#50 - Attention whore. They don't even look real.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Nice to meet you, HellBoy +6
User avatar #51 - poutinesalad (07/16/2014) [-]
hahaha, you caught me. see how the background is curved inwards towards me? im actually jacked.


really though the walls are actually shaped like that
User avatar #52 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
I actually didn't notice it I was to focused on your sensitive chest raisins nipples.
#162 - I don't know what you're talking about. 07/16/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#156 - before what?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#157 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
Before they gain sentience and begin to plot your downfall.
You fool! These powers are beyond your understanding. Save yourself while you still can!
#162 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.
User avatar #160 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
Also they become distracting
IN THE EVIL SENSE!
#119 - it's called bad joke for a reason, and no they weren't sup…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
User avatar #120 - theghostrider (07/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

And I feel like a dick for the eyebrows. Still, they made me laugh.
#33 - you to bb 07/16/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#31 - Don't be sorry, the bigger the better. I look naked …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
#29 - Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hyp…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
#27 - you+me=  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is shit.
User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
#25 - thankyou! 07/16/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#95 - your comment isn't wanted if it isn't funny 07/16/2014 on Bad Jokes +3
#81 - Well I AM a ginger.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#85 - bendeman (07/16/2014) [-]
Touche
#80 - I'll be like power girl.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +3
#155 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
That works a lot better with boobs though. Eyebrows can only be taken so far before...
#156 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
before what?
#157 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
Before they gain sentience and begin to plot your downfall.
You fool! These powers are beyond your understanding. Save yourself while you still can!
#162 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.
User avatar #160 - aerosol (07/16/2014) [-]
Also they become distracting
IN THE EVIL SENSE!
#82 - schvetten (07/15/2014) [-]
i don't know how to respond to that
#78 - Well I was trying to stick with the realistic sort of look. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +34
User avatar #79 - bendeman (07/15/2014) [-]
Guess I should have mentioned just panel 3 really irked me those eyes are so lifeless a lich would be disturbed
User avatar #81 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Well I AM a ginger.
#85 - bendeman (07/16/2014) [-]
Touche
#76 - I like you. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#71 - Comment deleted 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#69 - Then you shouldn't be saying rude things like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#70 - zerith (07/15/2014) [-]
k
#52 - That's disgusting. many thank …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +8
User avatar #53 - jaegarbombastic (07/15/2014) [-]
You learn quickly.
#48 - I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#41 - You know that would hurt my feelings if were coming from someo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
User avatar #57 - zerith (07/15/2014) [-]
You don't even know if I can or can't draw.... I can't...
User avatar #69 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Then you shouldn't be saying rude things like that.
#70 - zerith (07/15/2014) [-]
k
#40 - thankya. 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#38 - Ok? Well as hard as it is to believe I didn't see them. I thou…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#43 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
You're an artist and you get mad when people criticize you? Alright don't change anything, you're perfect honey everything's gonna be fine want some warm milk and a tummy rub? God forbid people suggest improvements!
User avatar #48 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism.
#47 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
There's a difference between construction criticism and 'your character looks like a potato, it sucks'.
#37 - thanks But holy **** I had no idea this jok… 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
#34 - Thanks for actually giving constructive criticism and not just…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes 0
User avatar #74 - syrenthra (07/15/2014) [-]
No problem
>inb4 "White Knight fag"

but yeah, change something with the eye-brow ratio, either make them less square or make the eyes bigger or both. Thanks for the puppy, if I was on my main PC I would post something in response, so
cuteanimal.png
#33 - Really? Where did I steal it from?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +1
#36 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
I've seen a few posts on here making fun of tumblr feminists and calling them trans fats
User avatar #38 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
Ok? Well as hard as it is to believe I didn't see them. I thought of it watching Rupaul's Drag Race last night. I'm not a good joke maker (obviously) so I used it, if I could've thought of something better, I would've used it.
You're being a crude dick queef right now, really, if it was your art on the line would you want people saying it compares that to a spud? I don't think I want to get "accepted" into your little social group of unnecessarily rude people.
#43 - beastarro (07/15/2014) [-]
You're an artist and you get mad when people criticize you? Alright don't change anything, you're perfect honey everything's gonna be fine want some warm milk and a tummy rub? God forbid people suggest improvements!
User avatar #48 - teasquid (07/15/2014) [-]
I think there's a fine line between insults and criticism.
#47 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
There's a difference between construction criticism and 'your character looks like a potato, it sucks'.
#28 - Thankyou so much I don't really cry a lot but for this I am. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Bad Jokes +2
User avatar #29 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
I get it, I've gotten a lot of shit for my stuff too and at first it kinda hurt, but I got used to it, and then I took it all with a smile. I have no reason to lie either, the joke wasn't top notch, but you definitely have potential. Keep writing down ideas and I'm sure you'll strike gold.

No problem, just stating my humble opinion, have a good one.
User avatar #63 - icewraith (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretending to like it and encouraging this failure makes you a terrible person.
And it's not about the character (nice logical fallacy there, you sound like you come from tumblr. I doubt a white account knows anything about FJ) it's about this shit being bad.
User avatar #72 - itsthetie (07/15/2014) [-]
Logical fallacy? Tumblr? Calm your tits dude, I'm not pretending anything

I honestly like the art style, and I wasn't saying "get this shit to front page immediately roflcopter still laughing!!" 'cause I wasn't. But I can totally see this going places if the material improved.

I know plenty about FJ and about the whole Dsend thing. And all the comic makers that came after him. I know about all the old greats that got chased away because people treated them like shit. I like giving constructive criticism, what are you doing besides repeating what chased so many away?
User avatar #172 - icewraith (07/16/2014) [-]
OC on FJ is always shit, I haven't seen any exception. Dsend, tardassa, that guy with the angled boobs. You're just encouraging attention whoring, not art.
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#61 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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#58 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
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#59 to #58 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
you can't handle it.
you can't handle it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#36 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of **** . And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil ***** . You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
User avatar #22 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
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#4 - lotengo ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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