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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
PSN: NizuMalfano
Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#35 - Picture 08/11/2014 on Congrats it's a bat +7
#20 - my favorite sfw porn gif. 08/10/2014 on XXX 0
#12 - Going into a shop just for samples and getting the dirty looks. 08/08/2014 on What is something legal... 0
#75 - Just expand it? 08/08/2014 on Finally, the Hitler we... 0
#52 - I love her.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Finally, the Hitler we... 0
#70 - chokinandtokin (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - teasquid (08/08/2014) [-]
Just expand it?
#1 - I wholeheartedly agree . 08/05/2014 on Anyone? +4
#55 - Actually most women dress for themselves...or other women.. 08/04/2014 on Fashion +8
#24 - **teasquid rolls 0,626,509** 08/03/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#17 - **teasquid rolls 2,500,675** 08/03/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#5 - **teasquid rolls 0,332,696** 08/03/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#3617 - That sounds like loads of fun. 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#3615 - Do transvestites have two genitals?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #3616 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
yes they have one of each
User avatar #3617 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds like loads of fun.
#3612 - Trans only have one genitalia. But I suppose they can start of…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #3614 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
i thought we were talking about transvestidite not transexual oh
User avatar #3615 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Do transvestites have two genitals?
User avatar #3616 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
yes they have one of each
User avatar #3617 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds like loads of fun.
#3493 - I don't think you understand the actual concept of a trans person.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #3608 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
i might not
User avatar #3612 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Trans only have one genitalia. But I suppose they can start off with a penis, and end with a vagina or the other way around . I'm not actually trans, just to let you know, full fledged female. But I wouldn't know whether a male to female's vaginal stimulation would feel the same as a regular female's would.
User avatar #3614 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
i thought we were talking about transvestidite not transexual oh
User avatar #3615 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Do transvestites have two genitals?
User avatar #3616 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
yes they have one of each
User avatar #3617 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds like loads of fun.
#86 - Picture 08/02/2014 on (1) Tumblr +1
#3478 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #3484 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
which one is better
User avatar #3493 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand the actual concept of a trans person.
User avatar #3608 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
i might not
User avatar #3612 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Trans only have one genitalia. But I suppose they can start off with a penis, and end with a vagina or the other way around . I'm not actually trans, just to let you know, full fledged female. But I wouldn't know whether a male to female's vaginal stimulation would feel the same as a regular female's would.
User avatar #3614 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
i thought we were talking about transvestidite not transexual oh
User avatar #3615 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Do transvestites have two genitals?
User avatar #3616 - assdoreponyfucker (08/02/2014) [-]
yes they have one of each
User avatar #3617 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds like loads of fun.
#59 - you can't handle it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #60 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#59 - this is honestly the only other one.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey +5
#86 - girrafalopegis (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - Silver Quantum (08/02/2014) [-]
riiight
User avatar #69 - bagguhsleep (08/02/2014) [-]
the rest are webbums
#2377 - OF COURSE THEY'RE NECESSARY. JESUS USER. IS MILK NECESSARY…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #2383 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't always use milk with my cereal soo I guess as long as I am there we don't need the virgin.. hooray.

I guess but they are kind scary.
#2357 - Done.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#2371 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Wow, you're good... I haven't even begun looking for that virgin yet.

Are you sure they are necessary? If so you should probably take care of that.

We also need a red panda to watch over the procedure to make sure things go smoothly.
#2377 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
OF COURSE THEY'RE NECESSARY. JESUS USER.
IS MILK NECESSARY TO CEREAL.
also will giant pandas do?
User avatar #2383 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't always use milk with my cereal soo I guess as long as I am there we don't need the virgin.. hooray.

I guess but they are kind scary.
#2339 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #2343 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
K see you when you get back.
#2357 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Done.
#2371 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Wow, you're good... I haven't even begun looking for that virgin yet.

Are you sure they are necessary? If so you should probably take care of that.

We also need a red panda to watch over the procedure to make sure things go smoothly.
#2377 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
OF COURSE THEY'RE NECESSARY. JESUS USER.
IS MILK NECESSARY TO CEREAL.
also will giant pandas do?
User avatar #2383 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I don't always use milk with my cereal soo I guess as long as I am there we don't need the virgin.. hooray.

I guess but they are kind scary.
#2345 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
#2291 - We'll need a virgin female. ur mom is out of the ruling 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#2276 - Ye. My favorite.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#2285 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Magics it is.
#2291 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
We'll need a virgin female.
ur mom is out of the ruling
#2239 - And is there a third option?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#2272 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Magics
#2276 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Ye. My favorite.
#2285 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Magics it is.
#2291 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
We'll need a virgin female.
ur mom is out of the ruling
#2203 - But I left my tea at home!  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#2222 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Then we have two choices... send you back home or steal some.
#2239 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
And is there a third option?
#2272 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Magics
#2276 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
Ye. My favorite.
#2285 - User (08/02/2014) [-]
Magics it is.
#2291 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
We'll need a virgin female.
ur mom is out of the ruling
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#62 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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#61 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
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#58 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
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#59 to #58 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
you can't handle it.
you can't handle it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Awh dayum.. that's too much for me; out of my league.
#36 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of **** . And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil ***** . You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - Womens Study Major (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
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#4 - lotengo ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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