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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
PSN: NizuMalfano
Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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hey
http://teasquid.deviantart.com/

Steam:
SquidTea

I'm actually 15 huurrr hurrr don't hit on me silly boisssss (please get that reference, I'm not really that type of person!)
Also I need a boyfriend so you should like find me one ok? Preferably one with a nice personality and a good smile, and a love for animals, and a huge German cock.

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#518 - **teasquid rolls 426,750,507** 4 hours ago on Free Steam Card 0
#6 - **** you and your stupid stories. 6 hours ago on All of the feels 0
#76 - I'll forgive you for now.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on I don't know what to put here +2
#78 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
#72 - thank  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on I don't know what to put here +2
#77 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#33 - shh shh  [+] (51 new replies) 13 hours ago on I don't know what to put here +2
#34 - warzon (13 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#89 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#47 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#31 - For warzon too Here's to the both of you c:>  [+] (59 new replies) 13 hours ago on I don't know what to put here +3
#74 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh gosh I forgot to say thank you.
#76 - teasquid (11 hours ago) [-]
I'll forgive you for now.
#78 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #36 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
I love you.
#72 - teasquid (11 hours ago) [-]
thank
#77 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#32 - warzon (13 hours ago) [-]
#33 - teasquid (13 hours ago) [-]
shh shh
#34 - warzon (13 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#89 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#47 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#78 - Also a transparent ******* . Really proud of this c: 13 hours ago on tfw can only draw eyes 0
#76 - Here a digital doodle I did of Randall Boggs. eghh he's s…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on tfw can only draw eyes +1
#78 - teasquid (13 hours ago) [-]
Also a transparent heroine. Really proud of this c:
#15 - ur cute  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +9
User avatar #16 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
omg
#10 - Goodnight chupavisor! u better go to *******…  [+] (66 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +98
User avatar #30 - warzon (19 hours ago) [-]
And then chupavisor and warzon proceeded to flaunt the bedtime rules
but seriously that's too cute, and gave me a heart attack.
User avatar #27 - datmine (20 hours ago) [-]
Fuck that is really cute.
tfw noone to give you a before sleep kiss or read you a story
#31 - teasquid (13 hours ago) [-]
For warzon too
Here's to the both of you c:>
#74 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh gosh I forgot to say thank you.
#76 - teasquid (11 hours ago) [-]
I'll forgive you for now.
#78 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #36 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
I love you.
#72 - teasquid (11 hours ago) [-]
thank
#77 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#32 - warzon (13 hours ago) [-]
#33 - teasquid (13 hours ago) [-]
shh shh
#34 - warzon (13 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (11 hours ago) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (11 hours ago) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#89 - datmine (11 hours ago) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#47 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (12 hours ago) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (12 hours ago) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#22 - chupavisor (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #14 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
Now that's cute
#15 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
ur cute
User avatar #16 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
omg
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User avatar #22 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
c:
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#4 - lotengo (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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