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Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Gamecube, Dsi, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Space, LBP, Infamous, TF2, HL2, Portal, LFD
PSN: NizuMalfano
Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:7/04/2013
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Woodstock Canada
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#37 - oh god what have you done You shouldn't say "I real…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Gotta love porn -2
#93 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Judging by your pictures I would say you're lying.
#55 - [sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#53 - I feed on your pain.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#54 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
#55 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#51 - He loves me like you couldn't  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #52 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of shit. And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
#54 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
#55 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#927 - Thankyou so much, it's great to see support, even from people … 07/25/2014 on give me your feels 0
#49 - That's a shame you can't forgive me.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
User avatar #50 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of shit. And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
#54 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
#55 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#47 - NO.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#48 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of shit. And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
#54 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
#55 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#45 - who else but teasquid? [80's sitcom laughter.]  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on teasquid's profile 0
#46 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
#48 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of shit. And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
#54 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
#55 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#191 - Picture 07/25/2014 on Destruction Increased To 21 0
#834 - My parents absolutely hate me, and have told me how I was a mi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2014 on give me your feels +8
User avatar #924 - ctsasquatch (07/25/2014) [-]
Without even knowing anything about you, I can say that you deserve better than that. Cheaters are shitty people with no respect for themselves or the people they are with.
Parents are supposed to be supportive and loving, not poison.

It sounds like you need a friend. I'm on here pretty much every day, and I'm a good listener. Feel free to vent.
#927 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Thankyou so much, it's great to see support, even from people I don't know. You're a cool dude. Stay radicool.
#865 - hankhillofthe (07/25/2014) [-]
I completely understand.

My life used to be that way until people I met over the internet.

Today I can still say my relationship life has been absolute shit, but my love life has been romantic, full, and important to my life.

They say there aren't any good people on the internet, but the best people in my life and the greatest relationships I've ever had are here. We're your friends.

As I once was, so you are.
As I am, so shall you be.
#847 - donttasemebro (07/25/2014) [-]
i know the feeling. i'm an overly nice guy, from what my friends tell me. and i always get taken advantage of, used, and cheated on.

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#36 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?   
   
   
   
   
   
I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.   
   
   
   
Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
So I'm guessing that night between us was a one time thing?





I thought we were getting back together, but that's cool, I understand you need your space.



Hit me up if you change your mind, but for now, I'm out
#37 to #36 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I've moved on, to a new man.
His name is PieCanabis
I was on vacation I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what to say...





Is he bigger than me?


and it's cool, you have fun on your vacation?
#39 to #38 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah about this big.   
 it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
Yeah about this big.
it was awful I now have diabetes and I'm pregnant with the leader of a drug cartel's son.
#40 to #39 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?
I really thought what we had was special... How could you do this to us?




#41 to #40 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
It was fun while it lasted. Plus you reminded me of my uncle.
#42 to #41 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
So that's it? I'm Uncle status now? After all we've been through?! What's this going to do to our pet duck?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god...





You've turned into a monster! I can't believe I loved you!
#45 to #44 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
who else but teasquid?   
[80's sitcom laughter.]
who else but teasquid?
[80's sitcom laughter.]
#46 to #45 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
Is the dog alright at least?
Is the dog alright at least?
#47 to #46 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
NO.
NO.
#48 to #47 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
God, I can remember why I fell in love with you when you post adorable gifs... but I can't forgive you for cheating
#49 to #48 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
That's a shame you can't forgive me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I could forgive you. If it wasn't that tool PieCanabis.
#51 to #50 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
He loves me like you couldn't
He loves me like you couldn't
User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
You can say that all he wants, but he's a piece of shit. And he can't love you like I do. Because he wouldn't be hurt like I am, knowing that you love someone else
#53 to #52 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
I feed on your pain.
I feed on your pain.
#54 to #53 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure I'll
I'm sure I'll
#55 to #54 - teasquid (07/25/2014) [-]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
[sudden confidence causes my drinks to run dry and replaced with clumsy hotdogs]
User avatar #56 to #55 - pizzaweed (07/25/2014) [-]
I may have loved you, but I love pizza too. Even though it hurts to lose you, I'm still a whole person. You were part of my life, not my life
#35 - extremistavenger (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
Hey, thought I'd drop a SICK BEAT comment on your OC; I thought it was bretty gud, keep up the work because I wouldn't mind having more people who worked decently on their jokes on this site. I tried making OC once too: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/In+the+Name+of+our+Server/xmsyGkz/
#32 - captainwow (07/16/2014) [-]
Loved that comic and the art style.

Keep at it lil nigga. You can do it.
#33 to #32 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you to bb
you to bb
User avatar #26 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey you.
I enjoyed that comic.
I like your art style, I think it's adorable.
Don't stop making comics.
Don't stop being a good, funny, talented person.
#27 to #26 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
you+me=
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is shit.
User avatar #30 to #29 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 to #30 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 to #31 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
User avatar #24 - carthonasi (07/16/2014) [-]
Really nice OC.
User avatar #25 to #24 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
thankyou!
User avatar #22 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
#23 to #22 - teasquid (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#21 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Cool comps m8.
User avatar #12 - manbearpiglet (02/17/2014) [-]
Just checked out your deviantart page, cool stuff
#13 to #12 - teasquid (02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks mate!
Thanks mate!
User avatar #7 - yorker (02/02/2014) [-]
Your comps are awesome.

Let's be BFFs
#8 to #6 - teasquid (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about.   
   
   
Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
I don't know what you're talking about.


Yeah I was actually waiting for someone to point this out. Good job!
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
c:
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#4 - lotengo ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey OP, i looked at your deviantart. U got some nice stuff there..Dont worry im not gonna repost it.


Just wanted to see if u were doing any better today.
Pic related, its maple syrup. Figured it might cheer u up since u are Canadian
User avatar #2 - mysticana ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
I looked at your comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - teasquid (12/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, maybe I could get a reputation of black woman.
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