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#1496 - **tealeaf rolls 869,819,636** 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
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#1 - that is the look of a man that has nothing to live for  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on 1 +1
User avatar #2 - nothingatall (11/20/2014) [-]
Irish?
#284 - thanks based mom 10/29/2014 on Based mom vs literally who 2.0 0
#557 - ...wow dude 09/27/2014 on Tribute to our king 0
#539 - is there any way i can join the cause?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Tribute to our king 0
#556 - tihok (09/27/2014) [-]
If you're looking to join. then you already have.
User avatar #557 - tealeaf (09/27/2014) [-]
...wow dude
#197 - is downtown st augenstine just ad ******* creepy …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
User avatar #247 - houseofscarlet (09/13/2014) [-]
Depends what part of downtown you're in. If you're over on King's Street, then yeah, it's fucking sketchy and creepy as all fuck. But if you stick to the historic district like the bay front, St. George Street, Orange Street, and the plaza, it's usually decently lit and very few sketchy people around. Although, if you do find yourself in trouble, you're pretty much stuck; there's a scant amount of people who actually live on St. George, so in other words there's no one to hear you scream except the ghosts

The cemeteries are creepy as fuck though at night. I was walking to my car one night from St. George and I had to walk past Hugenot Cemetery, where a lot of the yellow fever victims were buried, and I shit you not I heard a woman's sobbing coming from over the walls. I didn't see anything, but then again I'm not sure I would've wanted to.
#196 - id love to hear some more and mabey the ghost just wanted to c…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
User avatar #286 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
Could have been the case, but I was all sorts of nope.

Another story:
>Live in basement of dad's house
>my room is right under the stairs. You can hear anyone walk up and down, and you can hear when people walk around upstairs, ESPECIALLY animals because it's hardwood flooring
>Once my dad goes to bed, he does not walk around in the middle of the night unless he needs to go to the bathroom. He lives in the master bedroom, with carpeting, so when he gets up you can only hear if you're directly underneath him
>My dog with me, his dogs with him. Keep doors closed so they don't run around or get into garbage or anything. You can also hear when doors open and close
>About 2 AM, awake because I have sleep problems
>hear scratching around upstairs near the front door, disregard for a few seconds because I was watching Netflix and it's not uncommon to hear scratching noises in the house
>Scratching turns into thuds, like someone is walking around
>Pause everything. Now it's weird because I didn't hear my dad's door open
>dog is perked up too, looking at the ceiling
>thuds stop roughly around the top of the stairs for a few seconds
>now hear something ON the stairs
>only takes first four steps down, then stops
>dog jumps up from bed and stands in front of the door, hackles up
>no more noises for a few minutes, but dog does not move
>hear dad's door open. His dogs come scrambling out
>dogs come rushing down the stairs to my room. They're crying and scratching (which they never do) so I get up to let them in
>hear walking to the other side of our living area, where our sliding patio door is
>door slides open, but don't hear anyone walk out aside
>silent for about half an hour. Too scared to sleep. Dogs are all piled against the door
>after the half hour, the patio door slides shut. Hear walking, albeit a little slower and shuffling this time
>muster up the courage to move dogs from door, rush out of my room and climb about halfway up stairs
>continued in next comment
User avatar #287 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
>dad can be seen in the dark, walking back to his room
>talked to him, asked him what he was doing. No response. Called to him, a little louder. Still nothing. Called him by name, pretty loudly (not yelling but definitely not an inside voice), still does not respond, just keeps shuffling back into his room
>considered reaching from the stairwell to touch him, but didn't because I was shaking so hard
>dad closes door, can hear him shuffling back to his bed
>went back downstairs, his dogs will not leave my room. For the rest of the night all three of the dogs are piled against the door
>managed to get to sleep for a few hours until my dad woke up for work (works fire department, gets up super early to dick around and relax before work)
>busts into my room in a panic looking for the dogs
>Asks me why I took them, I explain to him exactly what happened
>doesn't remember anything (surprise surprise)

Nothing THAT weird has happened since then, but there is plenty of weird shit that happens around here on a pretty regular basis. If you'd like I can pm you as many stories as you want to hear.
#179 - dont worry man beelive me iv read everything in the coments on…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
User avatar #183 - ICEDgrunge (09/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, man. You gotta have some good friends in front of and behind you to have the balls to walk up stairs in the pitch black at a place like that, it's an awesome experience.
User avatar #197 - tealeaf (09/13/2014) [-]
is downtown st augenstine just ad fucking creepy at night as any other old downtown?
User avatar #247 - houseofscarlet (09/13/2014) [-]
Depends what part of downtown you're in. If you're over on King's Street, then yeah, it's fucking sketchy and creepy as all fuck. But if you stick to the historic district like the bay front, St. George Street, Orange Street, and the plaza, it's usually decently lit and very few sketchy people around. Although, if you do find yourself in trouble, you're pretty much stuck; there's a scant amount of people who actually live on St. George, so in other words there's no one to hear you scream except the ghosts

The cemeteries are creepy as fuck though at night. I was walking to my car one night from St. George and I had to walk past Hugenot Cemetery, where a lot of the yellow fever victims were buried, and I shit you not I heard a woman's sobbing coming from over the walls. I didn't see anything, but then again I'm not sure I would've wanted to.
#160 - yea man **** i belive it whats one of the spookie…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
User avatar #171 - ICEDgrunge (09/13/2014) [-]
I hate to leave you unsatisfied, but I've never experienced anything personally. I've went into the lighthouses and other such things late at night, and experienced the horrific atmosphere the place emanates, but I haven't been thrown or grabbed or anything like that. Friends and families have had crazy times, those have always been what I thrive off of regarding those areas.
User avatar #179 - tealeaf (09/13/2014) [-]
dont worry man beelive me iv read everything in the coments on this postso iv defiantly read some shit but i probally wont even do that shit iv seen light houses at night those seem sppok as fuck
User avatar #183 - ICEDgrunge (09/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, man. You gotta have some good friends in front of and behind you to have the balls to walk up stairs in the pitch black at a place like that, it's an awesome experience.
User avatar #197 - tealeaf (09/13/2014) [-]
is downtown st augenstine just ad fucking creepy at night as any other old downtown?
User avatar #247 - houseofscarlet (09/13/2014) [-]
Depends what part of downtown you're in. If you're over on King's Street, then yeah, it's fucking sketchy and creepy as all fuck. But if you stick to the historic district like the bay front, St. George Street, Orange Street, and the plaza, it's usually decently lit and very few sketchy people around. Although, if you do find yourself in trouble, you're pretty much stuck; there's a scant amount of people who actually live on St. George, so in other words there's no one to hear you scream except the ghosts

The cemeteries are creepy as fuck though at night. I was walking to my car one night from St. George and I had to walk past Hugenot Cemetery, where a lot of the yellow fever victims were buried, and I shit you not I heard a woman's sobbing coming from over the walls. I didn't see anything, but then again I'm not sure I would've wanted to.

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#102 - itemmaaan (12/16/2012) [-]
What do you ean't for the sword in the stone or the pixel dragon?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tealeaf (12/16/2012) [-]
wht do you have?
#104 to #103 - itemmaaan (12/16/2012) [-]
I don't know how this sounds but a candyjack scroll and a tin bot?
User avatar #105 to #104 - tealeaf (12/16/2012) [-]
no thanks
#106 to #105 - itemmaaan (12/16/2012) [-]
Okay
User avatar #86 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
Do you want me to just raise it up to 5k to match to get it over with?
User avatar #87 to #86 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
let me so k
User avatar #88 to #87 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #89 to #88 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
lol my bad let me see cuz to be honset i dont think that items worth 5k rits
User avatar #82 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
Any word on that auction?
User avatar #83 to #82 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
lol nope im gonna ask that one guy
User avatar #84 to #83 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
Just let me know what happens
User avatar #85 to #84 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #80 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
Any word on the Gold pixel dragon auction?

I can bump my bid up to 4k to buy it now.
User avatar #81 to #80 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
not yet but ill see k
User avatar #78 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Are you selling RIT's for the demonic ingots?
User avatar #79 to #78 - tealeaf (12/10/2012) [-]
no srry
User avatar #76 - danielfm (12/09/2012) [-]
who is leading auction?
User avatar #77 to #76 - tealeaf (12/09/2012) [-]
ME
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User avatar #75 to #74 - tealeaf (12/09/2012) [-]
i dont know cubes arnt hats are
#73 - allfjbadges (11/30/2012) [-]
hay its me abrandona
#63 - publicawesomeslot (11/29/2012) [-]
We used those for you, and we gave everything to our top donators that we had left
User avatar #55 - wethepixel (11/27/2012) [-]
Would you trade raw gems for gold ores instead of other ores?
User avatar #56 to #55 - tealeaf (11/28/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #51 - elboludo (11/27/2012) [-]
what would you offer for 100gold ingots and 180 gold ore??
User avatar #52 to #51 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
what do you see that you like
User avatar #53 to #52 - elboludo (11/27/2012) [-]
the phoenix, sword in stone, corrupt souls chest/keys
User avatar #54 to #53 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
yeaaaaa nooo srry
User avatar #57 to #54 - elboludo (11/28/2012) [-]
thats what i like, not that im wanting all of that in one trade -.-'
User avatar #46 - khl (11/27/2012) [-]
What would you like for that Phoenix ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
what are you willing to trade
User avatar #48 to #47 - khl (11/27/2012) [-]
Special fab gem ? what are you looking for ?
User avatar #49 to #48 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
lel thats a bad offer and i think im gonna keep it
User avatar #50 to #49 - khl (11/27/2012) [-]
hence why I asked what you wanted for it ? lel

Thats fine man, how did you get it anyways ?
User avatar #35 - mmoranoderp (11/27/2012) [-]
DUPES
DUPES
DUPES
User avatar #37 to #35 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
you said 1:1 ingots and or and thats what i did
User avatar #39 to #37 - mmoranoderp (11/27/2012) [-]
but you asked for them all bro
User avatar #40 to #39 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
okkkkk it was equal
User avatar #41 to #40 - mmoranoderp (11/27/2012) [-]
i know
User avatar #42 to #41 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
so why did you decline
User avatar #36 to #35 - tealeaf (11/27/2012) [-]
what
User avatar #38 to #36 - mmoranoderp (11/27/2012) [-]
you sent an offer asking for all of my demonic and angelic ore and ingots for your gold
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User avatar #27 to #26 - tealeaf (11/18/2012) [-]
i am very happy.....you sir are very genures
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User avatar #29 to #28 - tealeaf (11/18/2012) [-]
i hate to ask for more but my i plz have 40 demonic ingots see for i am makeing my wooden chest into demonic chest for satan
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User avatar #31 to #30 - tealeaf (11/18/2012) [-]
damn ok but thank you very much fower the keys :D
User avatar #24 - fantasticmrneko (11/18/2012) [-]
How many chocolate tickets for your tokens?
User avatar #25 to #24 - tealeaf (11/18/2012) [-]
how many do you have?
User avatar #17 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
you willing to trade that corrupt soul for demon/ang ores?
User avatar #18 to #17 - tealeaf (10/18/2012) [-]
how many ores???/
User avatar #19 to #18 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
how many you want?
User avatar #21 to #19 - tealeaf (10/18/2012) [-]
15 ingots to make something
User avatar #23 to #21 - tealeaf (10/18/2012) [-]
nah thanks man
User avatar #22 to #21 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
i'll give u 2 ingots for soul, send trade.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tealeaf (10/18/2012) [-]
how many you willing to trade i need 15
User avatar #15 - shadowstepone (10/08/2012) [-]
5 raw topaz for 20 rare item tickets?
User avatar #16 to #15 - tealeaf (10/08/2012) [-]
srry nothanks im trying to collect like 1000 of them
User avatar #9 - jjristine (10/04/2012) [-]
I have a cupcake
User avatar #11 to #9 - jjristine (10/04/2012) [-]
and 4 hats
User avatar #10 to #9 - tealeaf (10/04/2012) [-]
is it a frosted and im not trading for those items im selling those items
User avatar #12 to #10 - jjristine (10/04/2012) [-]
Oh. **** . You should boost up the offer a little bti. No one gives a **** about those items anymore
User avatar #13 to #12 - tealeaf (10/04/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - jjristine (10/04/2012) [-]
idk Theyre old and you cant get anything from them. Theyre just a space holder to most people.
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