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Video Games Played: Fallout,Dark Souls,Battlefield
PSN: TealCanaan
Interests: Fishing,Hunting,Math,Hiking,Lifting,Wrestling
Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Houston
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#2 - Sure, but now their is a big study you can throw in their faces.  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on More Like 1 in 53 0
User avatar #6 - elyiia (4 hours ago) [-]
Do you think they care? They still spout the stupid 75c to $1 shit which has been disproven by like every top economist.
User avatar #8 - citruslord (3 hours ago) [-]
Since like, the early 90's too.
#46 - Watchdogs.  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Stereotypical glasses +2
#49 - noterax (17 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking the webm itself
#35 - Racist 19 hours ago on Stereotypical glasses -5
#34 - >Life through the eyes of a white man  [+] (9 new replies) 19 hours ago on Stereotypical glasses +11
#123 - krasnogvardiech (9 hours ago) [-]
#57 - furiousmarshmellow (16 hours ago) [-]
#44 - noterax (18 hours ago) [-]
Doilooklikeiknowwhatajpegis.jpeg
#45 - noterax (18 hours ago) [-]
Also do you have source of it
User avatar #70 - thewulfman (14 hours ago) [-]
This is the original, someone edited the extra audio in. I kinda prefer the original. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC83kY3rywE
#72 - noterax (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh okay thanks man
#73 - thewulfman (14 hours ago) [-]
No problem citizen, enjoy.
User avatar #46 - tealcanaan (18 hours ago) [-]
Watchdogs.
#49 - noterax (17 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking the webm itself
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on nig nog +53
User avatar #36 - AreyouSerious (15 hours ago) [-]
BREATHAMANIA!!
#12 - sweatanus (21 hours ago) [-]
that video its really breathtaking
User avatar #10 - beroty (22 hours ago) [-]
this makes me feel unconfortable
User avatar #24 - holycrapimacupcake (19 hours ago) [-]
You aren't alone.
#101 - We more or less just outbred and interbred with them to … 23 hours ago on Dolphin Facts 0
#97 - Also humans had a more developed frontal lobe, giving ri… 23 hours ago on Dolphin Facts +1
#96 - Nice, I can't find the book I read, sorry …  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Dolphin Facts +1
User avatar #100 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
I never thought they were dumb, just inferior.
Unless the history channel is right and aliens killed them off, we had to be the superior species. Not in all aspects, but most.
User avatar #101 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
We more or less just outbred and interbred with them to the point where they didn't exist.
#93 - I said stronger not faster, humans were walkers compared…  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on Dolphin Facts +1
User avatar #95 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
Neanderthals and humans were both hunters gatherers so we were superior physically for hunting, that's why their strength didn't matter in the long run.

Tools were the other way around.
User avatar #97 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
Also humans had a more developed frontal lobe, giving rise to more complex social behaviors and language use.
User avatar #96 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
Nice, I can't find the book I read, sorry

I just don't like it when people imply they were a moronic species of man, that idea is very dated.
User avatar #100 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
I never thought they were dumb, just inferior.
Unless the history channel is right and aliens killed them off, we had to be the superior species. Not in all aspects, but most.
User avatar #101 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
We more or less just outbred and interbred with them to the point where they didn't exist.
#89 - Actually Neanderthals are now thought to have been both …  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on Dolphin Facts +1
User avatar #91 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
Stronger and less efficient, their hips were so wide that they couldn't compete with our running stamina and wasted too much energy.

Neanderthals came before us and made tools before us, but they were crude compared to our tools.
User avatar #93 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
I said stronger not faster, humans were walkers compared to neanderthals more stagnant lifestyles

They had better tools than the humans they cohabitated with up until their eventual decline and absorption into the human genome
User avatar #95 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
Neanderthals and humans were both hunters gatherers so we were superior physically for hunting, that's why their strength didn't matter in the long run.

Tools were the other way around.
User avatar #97 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
Also humans had a more developed frontal lobe, giving rise to more complex social behaviors and language use.
User avatar #96 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
Nice, I can't find the book I read, sorry

I just don't like it when people imply they were a moronic species of man, that idea is very dated.
User avatar #100 - playerdous (23 hours ago) [-]
I never thought they were dumb, just inferior.
Unless the history channel is right and aliens killed them off, we had to be the superior species. Not in all aspects, but most.
User avatar #101 - tealcanaan (23 hours ago) [-]
We more or less just outbred and interbred with them to the point where they didn't exist.
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User avatar #14 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**

will Teal end up broke as a ****** supporting too many kids
User avatar #15 to #14 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Spreading the family name I suppose.
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My reply is no**

will teal end up with enough jewish grandchildren to take over his states government
User avatar #17 to #16 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
Damn it!
User avatar #18 to #17 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Ask again later**

would Teal be better off just marrying a big titted russian
User avatar #20 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
NM, don't know how.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tealcanaan (12/22/2014) [-]
I love russian women as well.

re-roll

roll Magic 8-Ball

User avatar #13 to #12 - tealcanaan (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing, It didn't work for a bit when I was on. Images not loading on home page or content, thumbs disabled, and commenting disabled. Works now though.
User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I dont remember adding you. hi tho
User avatar #8 to #7 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Probably something politically related we agreed on or something, that's why most people add me. Hello
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm not one to get into politics too much, the only ones you hear most of the time on here are complete morons, since they attract the most attention.

whatchu up to
User avatar #10 to #9 - tealcanaan (08/16/2014) [-]
Nothing much, getting ready to head back to school. And I remember, I explained the upcoming presidential campaigns and likely candidates and past presidents to you, then we talked about engineering and **** . How about you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh, i remember now! thanks for the advice again
#3 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
don't mind the ponyfags thumbing you down, dawg. They don't seem to understand that it's part of degeneracy as a whole.

This site is a circlejerk for ponyfags, so even if you are right, you'll still get thumbed down.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Makes e sad though ;_;. Jk they'll see the light one day I hope.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Meh, if they're in their 20s, I think it's too late. It's usually ****** up childhood's that cause this to happen, but only in caucasians.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tealcanaan (08/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it is a depressing reality we live in sometimes.
User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I claim your wall virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tealcanaan (02/23/2014) [-]
kek
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