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tazzerz    

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tazzerz Avatar Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Fuck that shit
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Consoles Owned: Xbox360 , PC
Video Games Played: Lots
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PSN: Its shit why would I want one!?!
Interests: Gaming , Reading , Doing stuff
Date Signed Up:7/19/2013
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Ireland
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Content Ranking:#8793
Comment Ranking:#3090
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#434
Content Thumbs: 13585 total,  14820 ,  1235
Comment Thumbs: 9277 total,  9659 ,  382
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#131 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Admin 0
#5 - Hope she gets well soon, man. 05/19/2014 on Good dog +2
#26 - Look at this ********** , with his own little dogg… 05/19/2014 on Military dog compilation +3
#12 - Oh my god. That is one cool looking dog bro. 05/18/2014 on Bath +1
#2 - heheheheheheh 05/18/2014 on Such is life. +1
#83 - That would only leave more **** in the river. 05/18/2014 on From the waters of Rio de... 0
#147 - Oh yeah, No doubt, just scary as **** is all. 05/18/2014 on Rare, Dangerous, Amazing... +1
#25 - Nooooooooope.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Rare, Dangerous, Amazing... +63
#177 - furiousmarshmellow (05/18/2014) [-]
#133 - dross (05/18/2014) [-]
If you think about it though, that mouth makes sense, it doesn't have to swim after fish to eat them, possibly scaring them off. There's probably very little natural light down there so it's not chasing things down in a hurry. Also it's not wasting energy to move it's entire body to catch prey, just it's mouth. Neat.

TL;DR just looks like great engineering to me.
User avatar #147 - tazzerz (05/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, No doubt, just scary as shit is all.
#295 - I am The Grey Microphone! 05/17/2014 on Do it. 0
#12 - Picture 05/17/2014 on first thing tourists see in... +8
#1 - I love these military training punishment things so damn much.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Military Punishments +128
#161 - nandaaz (05/18/2014) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/21enqf/military_personnel_of_reddit_whats_the/

here's more, I'm pretty sure everything in the comp is from this thread
#250 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#6 - I ******* live here how have I not heard of this?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Heaven’s Trail +14
User avatar #19 - antinonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
the IRA does stuff to people, bad stuff
User avatar #9 - randomwanker (05/17/2014) [-]
cuz you a gay nigga and you ain't got no bitches
#95 - Oh yeah! We did, about the no soldiers getting killed in march thing. 05/16/2014 on Asians 0
#68 - *Their training 05/16/2014 on Asians 0
#67 - Man, don't worry about that, I know about the Marines, and the…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Asians 0
User avatar #70 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I won't, in fact my brother in law is in the army, and every time I see him he wants to fight, and every time after I say ok he worms his way out of it, I find it rather hilarious, and didn't we have a conversation similar to this?
User avatar #116 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I think, I just remember us starting a giant flame war.
User avatar #95 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! We did, about the no soldiers getting killed in march thing.
User avatar #68 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
*Their training
#16 - Cool 05/16/2014 on Body-paint Portraits +4
#57 - Special Forces was the wrong word, yeah , but I cant remember …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Asians 0
User avatar #58 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, both of you are forgetting, the US has different branches each differently trained, like the Marines are currently the most disciplined, and highly trained branch we have, Not including special forces the US army is just don't get me started about the pussy shit they go through, it just saddens me to hear what I went through, is actually being compared to what they do.
User avatar #67 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Man, don't worry about that, I know about the Marines, and there training, serious stuff, great stuff. This guy was on about the US Army, Though he didn't say which he was from.
User avatar #70 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I won't, in fact my brother in law is in the army, and every time I see him he wants to fight, and every time after I say ok he worms his way out of it, I find it rather hilarious, and didn't we have a conversation similar to this?
User avatar #116 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I think, I just remember us starting a giant flame war.
User avatar #95 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! We did, about the no soldiers getting killed in march thing.
User avatar #68 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
*Their training
#47 - Quality>Quantity Just because there is a lot of t…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Asians 0
User avatar #54 - hybredmoon (05/16/2014) [-]
Ummm, no, sorry but your soldiers would most definitely not be classified as special forces in the U.S.. Every soldier in the US Army receives training similar to what you just described. That's the BASIC part of basic training.

The goal of training in the US Army is such that every single uniformed member is a fighting force. The training is broken down into Basic and AIT. Basic is where you learn to be a soldier. AIT is where you learn your specialization beyond that. Sounds like your private soldiers would qualify to be American soldiers, but certainly not SF.
User avatar #57 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Special Forces was the wrong word, yeah , but I cant remember the one that the Retired Sargent I was talking to said. (He was over to our country for US 6-7 times and was good friends with some of the Officers in the barracks I met him at) He said something like Specialist, But what I had typed up there was pretty much word for word of what he said to me, so I'm confused now. The point still stands though China may have Quantity, but there is no way in hell they could keep up the same amount of Quality per soldier that other countries have.
User avatar #58 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, both of you are forgetting, the US has different branches each differently trained, like the Marines are currently the most disciplined, and highly trained branch we have, Not including special forces the US army is just don't get me started about the pussy shit they go through, it just saddens me to hear what I went through, is actually being compared to what they do.
User avatar #67 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Man, don't worry about that, I know about the Marines, and there training, serious stuff, great stuff. This guy was on about the US Army, Though he didn't say which he was from.
User avatar #70 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I won't, in fact my brother in law is in the army, and every time I see him he wants to fight, and every time after I say ok he worms his way out of it, I find it rather hilarious, and didn't we have a conversation similar to this?
User avatar #116 - snakesniper (05/16/2014) [-]
I think, I just remember us starting a giant flame war.
User avatar #95 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! We did, about the no soldiers getting killed in march thing.
User avatar #68 - tazzerz (05/16/2014) [-]
*Their training
#123 - I know the feel, when we had to put my Boxer down (Taz) becaus… 05/16/2014 on he HAD husky +2
#23 - Source is Peep Show. Would recommend. 05/16/2014 on Promises 0
#44 - Do I Thumb up or Down? Used right, But I disagree. 05/15/2014 on special olympics oc +3
#1 - sensiblechuckle.gif  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Baby names +91
#40 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Chuckle is the most awful word in the English language,it sounds so stupid and idiotic..and ugly..
User avatar #43 - toensix (05/16/2014) [-]
After 'froth'. I hate that word so much.
#30 - syrianassassin (05/16/2014) [-]
enjoy
#6 - Picture 05/15/2014 on Party Hard +1
#28 - Picture 05/15/2014 on *Autism Intensifies* +11
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#7 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HAVE A MOOSE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!!!! WHY WAIT TIL TOMORROW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazzerz (06/23/2014) [-]
AW **** YES.
User avatar #9 to #8 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. Can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazzerz (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes you can good sir!
User avatar #6 to #5 - tazzerz (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn son, you're committed to this **** .
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