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Consoles Owned: Xbox360 , PC
Video Games Played: Lots
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PSN: Its shit why would I want one!?!
Interests: Gaming , Reading , Doing stuff
Date Signed Up:7/19/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Ireland
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Content Ranking:#8275
Comment Ranking:#1720
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#434
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Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#31 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Society these days +3
#30 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Society these days +1
#29 - Sure, here. 06/11/2014 on Society these days +1
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Society these days +6
#72 - xxhadesflamesxx (06/12/2014) [-]
thats from band of brothers isn't it
#27 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Society these days +3
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Society these days +5
#136 - pelmz (06/12/2014) [-]
SOMEONE MAKE IT LOOP!
#25 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Society these days +6
#120 - swagbot (06/12/2014) [-]
o i no th@ cartridge m8.... but what's that gun? RPK?
User avatar #125 - georgeojffs (06/12/2014) [-]
Nope, thats the PKM Pecheneg
#127 - swagbot (06/12/2014) [-]
Ура, товарищ!
User avatar #190 - georgeojffs (06/13/2014) [-]
ME NO HABLO ESPANOL
#24 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Society these days +3
#206 - Dude looks like Farquad from Shrek. 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +2
#49 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Gun porn +1
#18 - Awww man wtf 06/09/2014 on Just Your Everyday Korra... 0
#6 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Leaked footage of Star Wars... +4
#33 - "Double Kill" 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
#9 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Mfw i get my tax return +12
#1 - Picture 06/06/2014 on close but no prize +3
#66 - Favorite .gif 06/06/2014 on Favorite Gifs? 0
#26 - This dose not look real at all, if they where really shot like…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on A Day At The Shooting Range 0
User avatar #33 - thecole (06/06/2014) [-]
It's from a movie. Comment 5.
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
All 3 of these are Rajotazo.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
Point was, sometimes you don't even know until after awhile.

I do agree, though. Looks pretty fake cause of the guy on the far left.
#28 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
Take it from somebody who has been shot before.

Working at a convenience store.

Guy walks in with hood on, heavy jacket, looks like an indian guy, no accent.

Pulls out an m1911, I duck under the counter and grab the baseball bat. Filled with adrenaline, I lift baseball bat behind me and whack him, he shoots me in the abdomen, I chase him out of the store, and then I realize that there is blood seeping out of my lower stomach.

Then I fell down, became overcome with pain, and some bystanders called 911.

Get stitches, come back, get fired.

Day well spent.
User avatar #38 - roliga (06/06/2014) [-]
I'll take things that never actually happened for $500 Alex!
#39 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
When JFK jumped out of his limo and expand donged the sniper 360 no scoped L33T style, how was the sniper injured!?
User avatar #31 - thegrimgenius (06/06/2014) [-]
Why get fired?
User avatar #35 - thewinkster (06/06/2014) [-]
The real reason is most likely because your are the stores liability. In many cases of thievery and robbing the managers will tell you to not go after them, but simply call the police and write down their licence plate number. If you were to get hurt say trying to stop the crook. You could sue the business and business's don't want to be sued. This is the truth for almost every store. Unless your a security guard or something.
#32 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
It was a tight neighborhood, the store got robbed a lot, and I had slacked and left the counter before, so they got tired of it and fired me. Figured I was too much trouble to keep around anyways, I guess.
#21 - Damn Russians. 06/05/2014 on Finally finding a server... 0
#20 - Playing CS:GO, Join in to a Competitive match, "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Finally finding a server... +18
User avatar #30 - captinchikin (06/05/2014) [-]
Hmm, I have very different experience. I haven't had a single non-english speaker in CSGO, and most of my teams try pretty hard to come back up if we do something wrong. What rank are you? I'm Gold Nova 1, so the fact that I'm on the lower end might have something to do with it.
#20 - "Back on the farm, I'm a breedin' Bull, you know what tha… 06/05/2014 on He was tasty 0
#14 - They look like a headset for talking not sound.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Who knew? +3
User avatar #43 - anthonyh (06/04/2014) [-]
But why wear a headset and play the voices through the tv too? I can understand if he wants to hear the game sound too, but it's pointless to play chat through the tv
User avatar #49 - plasticcup (06/04/2014) [-]
Some people like it that way....

it's for the benefit of player and people around you.
#20 - Dammit 06/04/2014 on baby rhino wants to cuddle +2
#7 - I think I have another one somewhere. They're like of big dogs.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on baby rhino wants to cuddle +49
User avatar #9 - wellimnotsure (06/04/2014) [-]
"They are of like big dogs" are you a country ball or something?
User avatar #30 - bestfoxgirl (06/04/2014) [-]
tazzerz cannot into grammar
User avatar #38 - popnotes (06/04/2014) [-]
Irelandball cannot into grammer, too drunk.
User avatar #20 - tazzerz (06/04/2014) [-]
Dammit
#65 - Naw its an M16. 06/04/2014 on watermelons +1
#8 - Awww yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on watermelons +7
User avatar #59 - removekimchi (06/04/2014) [-]
is that a FAMAS
User avatar #65 - tazzerz (06/04/2014) [-]
Naw its an M16.
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#7 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HAVE A MOOSE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!!!! WHY WAIT TIL TOMORROW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazzerz (06/23/2014) [-]
AW **** YES.
User avatar #9 to #8 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. Can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazzerz (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes you can good sir!
User avatar #6 to #5 - tazzerz (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn son, you're committed to this **** .
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