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tazzerz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Fuck that shit
Youtube Channel: Nope
Steam Profile: Yes
Consoles Owned: Xbox360 , PC
Video Games Played: FPS, Strategy, Arma,
X-box Gamertag: Its similar to my username.
PSN: Nope.
Interests: Gaming , Reading , Doing stuff
Date Signed Up:7/19/2013
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Ireland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2354
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#434
Content Thumbs: 14275 total,  15577 ,  1302
Comment Thumbs: 11875 total,  12273 ,  398
Content Level Progress: 49.9% (499/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:766370
Times Content Favorited:905 times
Total Comments Made:1196
FJ Points:23304
Favorite Tags: 4Chan (3) | funny (2) | greentext (2) | lol (2) | royal (2) | soldier (2) | terrorists (2)
Hello.

latest user's comments

#18 - They have said it is not stopping them. But it is a big speed bump. 11/01/2014 on Not funny 0
#205 - I don't know if this is true, but last I heard, it was taken i… 10/29/2014 on Feels Comp Pt.1 0
#59 - That's a golden eagle, one of my favorite animals. 10/28/2014 on they still got it +1
#170 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time +91
#457 - fresighto (10/27/2014) [-]
For a second, i questioned why there was a nigger on the IRA post.

Ski mother fucking masks.
#11 - Wait, is that the Garda? This feels weird.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on punpunpun +2
User avatar #18 - medzebra (10/24/2014) [-]
Ireland mentioned

Swell with potatoes and oral hygiene
User avatar #13 - sinnfeiner (10/24/2014) [-]
Irish police force recognised! Don't know whether to feel proud or not.....
User avatar #21 - penusflytrap (10/24/2014) [-]
Been trying to figure that out damn near five year now
#25 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Jesus 2 +1
#2 - Reading them last few parts.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Chinese Torture +266
#47 - neokun (10/18/2014) [-]
#63 - letrollzor (10/18/2014) [-]
#18 - "The 45 Cheesiest Pug Puppies In Ryan Gosling's 33 Years … 10/17/2014 on 39 Problems Only People... 0
#337 - It's been a while 10/13/2014 on FJ comic makers 0
#5 - Hey, Guinness is good for.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on you know you're in Ireland... 0
#8 - anonexplains (09/24/2014) [-]
Guinness is for obsessive republicans who refuse to drink anything from outside of Ireland or people who like to pretend they're Irish. Guinness tastes like shit and people are too afraid to admit it.
#6 - Picture 09/18/2014 on That bathroom went full... +7
#109 - Wait, that ad is Irish. I remember seeing that on TV all the t… 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Arabic Engineering +26
#15 - huskygunner (09/17/2014) [-]
My thoughts -almost- exactly.
Needs to be filled with more freedom.
#1 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Oh well done kid... well done +241
#37 - Play a game of CS:GO.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
User avatar #68 - melllvinnn (09/13/2014) [-]
I second this
#15 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Will You Press the Button?? +23
#5 - Comment deleted 09/11/2014 on Cute +33
#2 - Coconut whiskey sounds pretty good.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Two Men and a Woman +225
User avatar #41 - mrselfdestruct (09/09/2014) [-]
While I have never heard of anything called coconut whiskey, we Filipinos do have coconut wine called tuba.
Then we also have distilled coconut wine called lambanog. it's basically distilled tuba

apparently, lambanog is usually 80-90 proof, but sometimes reaches 116 proof.
#24 - notjewelry (09/09/2014) [-]
I've had it, it's actually pretty good
#35 - bann (09/09/2014) [-]
That's cause there's no such thing as whiskey made with coconuts. Probably just Coconut flavoring added, which would be nasty.
#36 - bann (09/09/2014) [-]
Just to clarify, I mean that whiskey is made with barley, if it was made with coconut it's be like...vodka or something.
User avatar #50 - rapterjesus (09/09/2014) [-]
Not all whiskey is made with malted barley. Most American whiskeys and Bourbons are made from corn or other grains.
User avatar #82 - oceanfrank (09/09/2014) [-]
we dont have much grain going on other than wheat and corn, that's why.
User avatar #18 - aldkai (09/09/2014) [-]
As long as it's Irish I'd get drunk on it.
User avatar #15 - timmity (09/09/2014) [-]
Not one for booze but i love whiskey, coconust whiskey would be heaven
User avatar #4 - roflstorm (09/08/2014) [-]
I'd try it.
#5 - anonexplains (09/08/2014) [-]
yeah
#170 - Dude, your dogs are ******* amazing!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Cat Dog +1
#196 - Dember (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you c:
User avatar #201 - leown (09/07/2014) [-]
that is one dark blue eye!
#209 - Dember (09/07/2014) [-]
Do you mean his right one? Because it's not blue - it's brown. It might look blue due to the reflection of the blue swimming pool he was in at the time though, haha. Here's a better picture where you can see the colors more clearly.
User avatar #225 - leown (09/08/2014) [-]
ohhhh yeah, no i thought the left eye was like a super dark blue like a marble
#131 - I seen the full video a while back, he woke up after a few min… 09/04/2014 on tyrannosaurus rekt +1
#57 - I may know why Kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Shock Me +35
#327 - gunatyoface (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, fucker, tell us!
I just gotta know, man.
#558 - moorgar (09/01/2014) [-]
We all know he canĀ“t say it, for only kids can speak out those words
and every adult being that hears them will melt in place

which leads me to following conclusion: tazzerz is a kid
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Surrounded on all fronts +30
#6 - respectedblackman (09/01/2014) [-]
When he first enlisted, he would have been called, "Private Puller", and eventually, "Major Puller".

I hope everyone made the same jokes I would have in his time.

Brave Bastard.
#20 - That's pretty badass, he should write comics or stories about …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Tumblr things... +1
User avatar #26 - lapsushominum (08/30/2014) [-]
TrancyMick is a girl, and she actually did write about the universe, but only one section of it has ever been translated from Japanese as far as I know.
#16 - Is he/she from a show or comic or something? It looks like a c…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Tumblr things... +1
User avatar #18 - clavatninenine (08/30/2014) [-]
she's a sergal, just some asian guys OC race that got super popular. Look up the Vilous wiki if you want more,
#54 - anonexplains (08/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for that bit of information.
User avatar #20 - tazzerz (08/30/2014) [-]
That's pretty badass, he should write comics or stories about that, I would read the hell out of it.
User avatar #26 - lapsushominum (08/30/2014) [-]
TrancyMick is a girl, and she actually did write about the universe, but only one section of it has ever been translated from Japanese as far as I know.
#3 - Ireland in a good Polandball? Good day.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on The good old days +242
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#79 - bohemianblasphemy (08/30/2014) [-]
#16 - huehuehueone (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - captainprincess (08/29/2014) [-]
The armband
It should be blue

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#7 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HAVE A MOOSE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!!!! WHY WAIT TIL TOMORROW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazzerz ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
AW **** YES.
User avatar #9 to #8 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. Can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazzerz ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes you can good sir!
User avatar #6 to #5 - tazzerz ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn son, you're committed to this **** .
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