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Gender: male
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Consoles Owned: Xbox360 , PC
Video Games Played: Lots
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PSN: Its shit why would I want one!?!
Interests: Gaming , Reading , Doing stuff
Date Signed Up:7/19/2013
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Ireland
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Content Ranking:#2920
Comment Ranking:#4502
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#434
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Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
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#930 - Jesus H. Christ! What the **** !?!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on please stop rolling me +1
User avatar #932 - zoologyexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
It's a cat that got hit by a car and lost half its face. Pretty fucked up to keep it alive if you ask me, but according the to owner its vet says it's not suffering.
User avatar #934 - tazzerz (04/15/2014) [-]
Looks pretty fucked to me. But then again maybe it is fine. I don't know.
User avatar #936 - zoologyexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah it needs a fuckton of maintenance to keep the flesh healthy.. even a draft would chap that skin. Looks like an infection waiting to happen.
User avatar #937 - tazzerz (04/16/2014) [-]
Also, the house its in doesn't look like the cleanest place ever. And an infection would only lead to more pain and suffering for the cat. I'd say it would be better off put down.
#2 - Picture 04/15/2014 on Winters still here.. 0
#17 - "We are the knights who say Ni!" 04/15/2014 on If you get this reference i... 0
#4 - I feel the same way, When I see a joke on tumblr, its kinda ru… 04/15/2014 on more shakespeare +7
#59 - Oh FFS. 04/15/2014 on Oh Chompy +3
#11 - I ******* hate that picture so much. 04/14/2014 on Oh noes! +9
#181 - Love the way them fags thumb people down because they said the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on When I see posts about Animes 0
#182 - lplplplp (04/14/2014) [-]
exactly
#9 - Sooo true. I really don't like the standalone. 04/14/2014 on Dayz Dance Simulator +1
#14 - Refer to Comment #12.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on oh internet you've taught... +2
#17 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
There is no comment nr12
#19 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
okay. this is really really weird. I can see that reply. But when i goes back to the content i can see no anon comments.


What is going on here?
User avatar #23 - vicsix (04/14/2014) [-]
Check the box before the comments section on the far right that says, "Show Anonymous Comments"
#20 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
That's happened to me a few times. It will say there are comments, but I can't see them.
#29 - Picture 04/13/2014 on What. +3
#45 - MFW 04/13/2014 on When I see posts about Animes 0
#44 - I have to agree with you. 04/13/2014 on When I see posts about Animes -2
#24 - Uhhhh, I dislike this .Gif so much. 04/13/2014 on They call me Cuban Pete... 0
#17 - Have this one.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on My blades are rotating +26
User avatar #81 - cosmicapprentice (04/12/2014) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #146 - cosmicapprentice (04/12/2014) [-]
I don't really like that style of rap but damn, that sword dancing, I love it.
#2785 - Not very long at all, no blood would get to the organs and th… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#2617 - Picture 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#2606 - What has been nearly killing you anon? I am interested, was it… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#2026 - Goddammit.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +8
#2882 - unfairlybanned (04/11/2014) [-]
Im not sure of a witty way to respond to this, so im just going to leave a picture.
#1997 - Picture 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#26 - He might not want to leave his best friend in this world alone… 04/11/2014 on Now that's a good father +4
#185 - Damn man, that's pretty bad place, but it would be cool as a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Well this is interesting 0
User avatar #186 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
well I mean if they leave it's not big deal, we've kinda grown apart because of her, me going to a university 2 hours away though I come home every weekend to be with my gf of 2 years and my friends and him going to a community college. he was supposed to come with me, and be my roommate, but I guess not.

it'll suck cause he's a good friend, but I have plenty more. i just dont want my bro leaving on a bad note.
#11 - MFW Trying to read this. 04/11/2014 on Meta +50
#177 - Damn, what a bitch. Asking something like that and then tellin…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Well this is interesting 0
User avatar #178 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm doing it for my friend. I get the feeling that I'll never see him again once they're married, she wants to move across the country or some shit. so I guess I'll do one last nice thing for them.
User avatar #185 - tazzerz (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn man, that's pretty bad place, but it would be cool as a last thing to do for him if he was going away, but hey, maybe he'll talk to her, get her to stay or something, you never know, but anyway, good luck mate, hope things work out for you.
User avatar #186 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
well I mean if they leave it's not big deal, we've kinda grown apart because of her, me going to a university 2 hours away though I come home every weekend to be with my gf of 2 years and my friends and him going to a community college. he was supposed to come with me, and be my roommate, but I guess not.

it'll suck cause he's a good friend, but I have plenty more. i just dont want my bro leaving on a bad note.
#173 - 17 and getting married after 2 weeks???  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Well this is interesting 0
User avatar #175 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
she's 17, and he's 19. they've been dating for about 3 months now, but he proposed after they were dating for 2 weeks, yes. they aren't getting married until july.

I have a few old classic cars, and she has asked me to drive them away in one with the cans and all that shit on the back.
but I'm not allowed to be a groomsman because she doesn't like me.
bitch.
User avatar #177 - tazzerz (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, what a bitch. Asking something like that and then telling you you can't be a Groomsman. Unless you were going to do it for your friend, I'd tell her to fuck off with that attitude. Crazy, man.
User avatar #178 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm doing it for my friend. I get the feeling that I'll never see him again once they're married, she wants to move across the country or some shit. so I guess I'll do one last nice thing for them.
User avatar #185 - tazzerz (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn man, that's pretty bad place, but it would be cool as a last thing to do for him if he was going away, but hey, maybe he'll talk to her, get her to stay or something, you never know, but anyway, good luck mate, hope things work out for you.
User avatar #186 - karson (04/11/2014) [-]
well I mean if they leave it's not big deal, we've kinda grown apart because of her, me going to a university 2 hours away though I come home every weekend to be with my gf of 2 years and my friends and him going to a community college. he was supposed to come with me, and be my roommate, but I guess not.

it'll suck cause he's a good friend, but I have plenty more. i just dont want my bro leaving on a bad note.
#4 - Comment deleted 04/11/2014 on What do you choose? 0
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#7 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HAVE A MOOSE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!!!! WHY WAIT TIL TOMORROW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazzerz (06/23/2014) [-]
AW **** YES.
User avatar #9 to #8 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. Can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazzerz (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes you can good sir!
User avatar #5 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #6 to #5 - tazzerz (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn son, you're committed to this **** .
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