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tazzerz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Fuck that shit
Youtube Channel: Nope
Steam Profile: Yes
Consoles Owned: Xbox360 , PC
Video Games Played: FPS, Strategy, Arma,
X-box Gamertag: Its similar to my username.
PSN: Nope.
Interests: Gaming , Reading , Doing stuff
Date Signed Up:7/19/2013
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Ireland
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Content Ranking:#1299
Comment Ranking:#2408
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#434
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Level 299 Comments: Post Master → Level 300 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Times Content Favorited:1047 times
Total Comments Made:1216
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Favorite Tags: 4Chan (3) | Dog (3) | funny (2) | greentext (2) | lol (2) | royal (2) | soldier (2) | terrorists (2) | Wolf (2)
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#26 - This dose not look real at all, if they where really shot like…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on A Day At The Shooting Range 0
User avatar #33 - thecole (06/06/2014) [-]
It's from a movie. Comment 5.
#30 - fefe (06/06/2014) [-]
All 3 of these are Rajotazo.
#29 - fefe (06/06/2014) [-]
Point was, sometimes you don't even know until after awhile.

I do agree, though. Looks pretty fake cause of the guy on the far left.
#28 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
Take it from somebody who has been shot before.

Working at a convenience store.

Guy walks in with hood on, heavy jacket, looks like an indian guy, no accent.

Pulls out an m1911, I duck under the counter and grab the baseball bat. Filled with adrenaline, I lift baseball bat behind me and whack him, he shoots me in the abdomen, I chase him out of the store, and then I realize that there is blood seeping out of my lower stomach.

Then I fell down, became overcome with pain, and some bystanders called 911.

Get stitches, come back, get fired.

Day well spent.
User avatar #38 - roliga (06/06/2014) [-]
I'll take things that never actually happened for $500 Alex!
#39 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
When JFK jumped out of his limo and expand donged the sniper 360 no scoped L33T style, how was the sniper injured!?
User avatar #31 - thegrimgenius (06/06/2014) [-]
Why get fired?
User avatar #35 - thewinkster (06/06/2014) [-]
The real reason is most likely because your are the stores liability. In many cases of thievery and robbing the managers will tell you to not go after them, but simply call the police and write down their licence plate number. If you were to get hurt say trying to stop the crook. You could sue the business and business's don't want to be sued. This is the truth for almost every store. Unless your a security guard or something.
#32 - rajotazo (06/06/2014) [-]
It was a tight neighborhood, the store got robbed a lot, and I had slacked and left the counter before, so they got tired of it and fired me. Figured I was too much trouble to keep around anyways, I guess.
#21 - Damn Russians. 06/05/2014 on Finally finding a server... 0
#20 - Playing CS:GO, Join in to a Competitive match, "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Finally finding a server... +18
User avatar #30 - captinchikin (06/05/2014) [-]
Hmm, I have very different experience. I haven't had a single non-english speaker in CSGO, and most of my teams try pretty hard to come back up if we do something wrong. What rank are you? I'm Gold Nova 1, so the fact that I'm on the lower end might have something to do with it.
#20 - "Back on the farm, I'm a breedin' Bull, you know what tha… 06/05/2014 on He was tasty 0
#14 - They look like a headset for talking not sound.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Who knew? +3
User avatar #43 - anthonyh (06/04/2014) [-]
But why wear a headset and play the voices through the tv too? I can understand if he wants to hear the game sound too, but it's pointless to play chat through the tv
User avatar #49 - plasticcup (06/04/2014) [-]
Some people like it that way....

it's for the benefit of player and people around you.
#20 - Dammit 06/04/2014 on baby rhino wants to cuddle +2
#7 - I think I have another one somewhere. They're like of big dogs.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on baby rhino wants to cuddle +49
User avatar #9 - wellimnotsure (06/04/2014) [-]
"They are of like big dogs" are you a country ball or something?
User avatar #30 - bestfoxgirl (06/04/2014) [-]
tazzerz cannot into grammar
User avatar #38 - popnotes (06/04/2014) [-]
Irelandball cannot into grammer, too drunk.
User avatar #20 - tazzerz (06/04/2014) [-]
Dammit
#65 - Naw its an M16. 06/04/2014 on watermelons +1
#8 - Awww yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on watermelons +7
User avatar #59 - removekimchi (06/04/2014) [-]
is that a FAMAS
User avatar #65 - tazzerz (06/04/2014) [-]
Naw its an M16.
#27 - So much. I like the world more, I liked the quests more, I lik… 06/03/2014 on Good times +1
#6 - Damn, He was really close too. 06/02/2014 on Thwap 0
#4 - 'Tis a great place, That brewery, really interesting history t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Guinness +2
User avatar #11 - jaegarbombastic (06/02/2014) [-]
Can I hear it?

I'd like to hear it.
#41 - MFW Trying to keep clam reading these.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. CUATRO (4) +12
#43 - OldSnake (06/01/2014) [-]
Here, have my clam, seeing as you lost yours.
#40 - Yay, Eire. 05/31/2014 on coin to ring 0
#19 - To be fair, the pair weren't looking for attention, it was jus… 05/31/2014 on Yeah Funny To People With 2... 0
#9 - When she was over here in Ireland people would not shut the …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Yeah Funny To People With 2... +4
User avatar #14 - wearethemods (05/30/2014) [-]
Where's the IRA when you really need them?
User avatar #19 - tazzerz (05/31/2014) [-]
To be fair, the pair weren't looking for attention, it was just crazy as fuck fans and shit wolfing after them, which is even worse.
#124 - Nah its legit, I seen the full thing a few months back.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Cringe comp P.8 0
#197 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
Fake or not, it's believable. Bitch can't believe she can get away when her lies are on an open social network. Geez if it's real what a cunt.
#358 - CS:GO 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
#20 - I know a guy who was in the Irish Reserves that was on the bea…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Saving Private Ryan +3
User avatar #184 - gaytard (05/26/2014) [-]
he was probably too drunk to remember it properly
User avatar #119 - bannon (05/26/2014) [-]
I was only a couple of miles up the beach from it when it was being filmed. I use to go to Kilmuckridge for weekends away. All that could be seen on the beach was flashing lights and massive amounts of black smoke.
#11 - It rains, alot.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on How they do it in Ireland +1
User avatar #28 - caffeinecommissar (05/24/2014) [-]
Must be the Brits, it rains a lot in Britain too.
#7 - That was pretty good. 05/19/2014 on Just a story. 0
#134315 - All I can say is, you're a good guy, and good luck to you, I h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #134317 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it, have a good day
#134313 - **** man, I don't know what else to say, I'm not great …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #134314 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
No, it's okay, really. Thank you for at least taking the time to try to help me. That alone is very nice of you. Yes, if I felt she was beyond help and was in immediate danger, I would call them in a heartbeat. Right now though, I think she's just depressed about the break up and just overreacting, but just in case I told her she can call me at any time in the day and I would do my best to cheer her up. Hell, she was crying hysterically last night. and called me at 3 in the morning. I needed sleep for my 3 finals, but I didn't tell her that, and proceed to stay up all night with her talking until she fell asleep.
User avatar #134315 - tazzerz (05/19/2014) [-]
All I can say is, you're a good guy, and good luck to you, I hope this all works out for you man, but I have to head off for a few hours, again good luck.
User avatar #134317 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it, have a good day
#134298 - Ok, damn, dose she have friends you could tell, so they could …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #134305 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
She has one other close friend, but her friend is a royal bitch. She loves saying "I told you so" and will just make her feel like shit and the situation worse. I tried telling her friend, and she did just that, made it worse. She has this fucking stupid motto of "harsh truth before pretty lies" god it pisses me off, and she uses it as an excuse to be a blunt, forward bitch, thinking she's justified because shes "speaking her mind."
#134308 - fefe (05/19/2014) [-]
Fuck, is there any other people who aren't particularly close to her, but still know her who she could talk to?
User avatar #134310 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
that's just it, she doesn't, she has me, her verbally abusive bf (now ex bf as of last night when he finished taking a huge shit on her life) and her bitch friend. Her family only cares for themselves. If I left her be, she would have no one to talk to, and would most certainly kill herself. There is no way out for me, even if I wanted one. I don't, I just want to stop her and make her realize life sucks, but it gets better. I would blame myself if I wasn't able to stop her from killing herself, my life would be ruined, how could I call myself a friend, someone who they can all depend on to help, if I can't even save one life...?
User avatar #134313 - tazzerz (05/19/2014) [-]
Shit man, I don't know what else to say, I'm not great with words, My last resort bit of advice (And I do mean last resort, if you felt there was no talking her out of it.) would be to call a suicide prevention line (or maybe the police or something) and tell them you have a friend who you believe is a danger to herself, and they could get her help, keep her from killing herself, until she maybe calmed down or had a few days to contemplate.? I'm sorry if this is stupid advice but I really don't know what else to say.
User avatar #134314 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
No, it's okay, really. Thank you for at least taking the time to try to help me. That alone is very nice of you. Yes, if I felt she was beyond help and was in immediate danger, I would call them in a heartbeat. Right now though, I think she's just depressed about the break up and just overreacting, but just in case I told her she can call me at any time in the day and I would do my best to cheer her up. Hell, she was crying hysterically last night. and called me at 3 in the morning. I needed sleep for my 3 finals, but I didn't tell her that, and proceed to stay up all night with her talking until she fell asleep.
User avatar #134315 - tazzerz (05/19/2014) [-]
All I can say is, you're a good guy, and good luck to you, I hope this all works out for you man, but I have to head off for a few hours, again good luck.
User avatar #134317 - Decode (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it, have a good day
#699 - sewallman, 6285, can you do it? Is that possible for you? Anyw… 05/19/2014 on Beard 0

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#7 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HAVE A MOOSE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!!!! WHY WAIT TIL TOMORROW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - tazzerz (06/23/2014) [-]
AW **** YES.
User avatar #9 to #8 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. Can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazzerz (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes you can good sir!
User avatar #5 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #6 to #5 - tazzerz (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn son, you're committed to this **** .
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