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I'm Taylor. I'm a boss. I'm single. I like pussy and I like wiener. I have no friends. Except a fellow Funnyjunker named Julia. I luv er. I don't give my age out. And if you ask, I will answer ass 69. My profile picture is me and my nigga frogbeeowl.

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#139 - Picture 09/25/2012 on No Title +4
#376 - OK 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here 0
#96 - Kind of defeats the purpose of a closed door.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on awesome +61
User avatar #101 - dragonzard (08/23/2012) [-]
Hey,I love dillion from predator!
#188 - Other texts; I left the million dollars in the-- u wnt… 08/23/2012 on Seems legit... 0
#275 - tall with no boobs ****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Please Sit Over Here +4
User avatar #342 - ninjaspartan (08/23/2012) [-]
She might have a penis
#376 - taylorlikeaboss (08/23/2012) [-]
#435 - batman doesn't get quads. or parents. 08/22/2012 on Everything Burns +3
#201 - ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS? 08/21/2012 on ...Wat? 0
#6 - I am not troll. I just like putting random gifs and picture baby 08/21/2012 on Squidwards suicide. 0
#4 - you're just mad because in so fresh.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Squidwards suicide. 0
User avatar #5 - oddtype (08/21/2012) [-]
lol K fail-troll
#6 - taylorlikeaboss (08/21/2012) [-]
I am not troll. I just like putting random gifs and picture baby
#2 - ur ma is old as dirt.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Squidwards suicide. 0
#3 - oddtype (08/21/2012) [-]
So? I dont give two shits about my mom
#4 - taylorlikeaboss (08/21/2012) [-]
you're just mad because in so fresh.
User avatar #5 - oddtype (08/21/2012) [-]
lol K fail-troll
#6 - taylorlikeaboss (08/21/2012) [-]
I am not troll. I just like putting random gifs and picture baby

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#65 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
No more **** ?
#67 to #66 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
That's ok, I guess I can respect that.
User avatar #61 - argonianking (08/04/2012) [-]
I would love a blowjob
#64 to #62 - anonymous (08/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #63 to #62 - argonianking (08/04/2012) [-]
Awweh I was hoping your other account would get notified
#59 - jamandspam (08/03/2012) [-]
do you take requests?
User avatar #60 to #59 - taylorlikeaboss (08/03/2012) [-]
Maybe, what is it?
User avatar #55 - NigStoleMyAccount (07/27/2012) [-]
hihihiiii. ♥
#56 to #55 - taylorlikeaboss (07/27/2012) [-]
Bitch. You came into the wrong neighborhood.
#57 to #56 - NigStoleMyAccount (07/27/2012) [-]
well you know what i think of that?
well you know what i think of that?
#58 to #57 - taylorlikeaboss (07/27/2012) [-]
Well, you know wot.
Well, you know wot.
User avatar #50 - theallerbest (06/25/2012) [-]
Pn me your skype.

I am the guy from omegle.
User avatar #49 - rejiewednamor (05/29/2012) [-]
why don't you post anymore?
User avatar #51 to #49 - taylorlikeaboss (07/24/2012) [-]
I have a clown growing out of my vagina and both my nipples.
User avatar #52 to #51 - rejiewednamor (07/24/2012) [-]
haha wat? That's something I got to see!
User avatar #53 to #52 - taylorlikeaboss (07/24/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #54 to #53 - rejiewednamor (07/24/2012) [-]
yes, definitively!
User avatar #47 - saintinel (05/06/2012) [-]
Hi , if it's you on the picture i would like to say you are really beautiful!
User avatar #48 to #47 - taylorlikeaboss (05/26/2012) [-]
Thank you!(:
User avatar #36 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
hi little boss
User avatar #37 to #36 - taylorlikeaboss (05/01/2012) [-]
I'm not little.. :/
User avatar #38 to #37 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
oh really? how tall are ya?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
dang your almost as tall as i, im 5 11 so whast up tall boss?
User avatar #41 to #40 - taylorlikeaboss (05/01/2012) [-]
Im sad today.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
awwww they being stupid and not seeing how awesome ya are?
User avatar #45 to #44 - taylorlikeaboss (05/01/2012) [-]
Haha he thinks im ccrazyy
User avatar #46 to #45 - Kelech (05/01/2012) [-]
awww why is this ?
User avatar #34 - asgardian (04/24/2012) [-]
If you wanna prove you're real post a picture of you with a timestamp and a shoe on your head.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Battlescarss (04/27/2012) [-]
She already did a timestamp, dude
#33 - mkster (04/23/2012) [-]
hey i was just wondering if you want to message sometime? x

User avatar #32 - asgardian (04/23/2012) [-]
hey how old are you?
User avatar #28 - tramples (04/22/2012) [-]
PSSSST i like your face

that is all
User avatar #29 to #28 - taylorlikeaboss (04/22/2012) [-]
Thank youu
User avatar #25 - Battlescarss (04/21/2012) [-]
Hey, you're sexy. And beautiful.
User avatar #30 to #25 - taylorlikeaboss (04/22/2012) [-]
Aww, thats so sweet.
User avatar #24 - trololin (04/21/2012) [-]
my names Taylor lmao
User avatar #31 to #24 - taylorlikeaboss (04/22/2012) [-]
Same (;
User avatar #20 - malkavianmadman (04/20/2012) [-]
You are gorgeous!
User avatar #21 to #20 - taylorlikeaboss (04/20/2012) [-]
Thank you (:
#19 - rathje (04/17/2012) [-]
what's with all the cat facts?
User avatar #22 to #19 - taylorlikeaboss (04/20/2012) [-]
Lol for school.
#23 to #22 - rathje (04/20/2012) [-]
I see.
Just thought it was a tad bit disturbing
User avatar #18 - taylorlikeaboss (03/06/2012) [-]
frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.
Domestic cats purr both when inhaling and when exhaling.
The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).
Cats walk on their toes.
A domestic cat can sprint at about 31 miles per hour.
A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.
Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.
Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.
A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.
A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.

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User avatar #26 to #18 - rejiewednamor (04/21/2012) [-]
haha why all this?
User avatar #17 - taylorlikeaboss (03/06/2012) [-]
disagreement as to whether they can see red.
A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.
Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.
Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.
It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.
Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.
Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.
A cat cannot see directly under its nose.
Almost 10% of a cat's bones are in its tail, and the tail is used to maintain balance.
The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.

If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.
A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).
Cats have a special scent organ located in the roof of their mouth, called the Jacobson's organ. It analyzes smells - and is the reason why you will sometimes see your cat "sneer" (called the flehmen response or flehming) when they encounter a strong odor.

Cats dislike citrus scent.
A cat has a total of 24 whiskers, 4 rows of whiskers on each side. The upper two rows can move independently of the bottom two rows.
Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.
A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.
A cat's tongue has tiny barbs on it.
Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
Cats purr at the same
User avatar #16 - taylorlikeaboss (03/06/2012) [-]
purring, meowing & even leaping in the air.
51. A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
52. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
53. A cat can jump even seven times as high as it is tall.
54. A cat is pregnant for about 58-65 days.
55. If left to her own devices, a female cat may have three to seven kittens every four months. This is why population control using neutering and spaying is so important.
56. Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run. The only other animals to do this are the giraffe and the camel.
In ancient Egypt, entire families would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when the family cat died.
Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.
A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.
A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).
Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)
The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.
The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).
Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.
Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.
Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.
A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.
Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. There is

User avatar #15 - taylorlikeaboss (03/06/2012) [-]

39. The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.
40. In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
41. In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.
42. In the Middle Ages, during the Festival of Saint John, cats were burned alive in town squares.
43. Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.
44. Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses it's biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from it's home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from it's home, the cat can't find them.
45. Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.
46. Besides smelling with their nose, cats can smell with an additional organ called the Jacobson's organ, located in the upper surface of the mouth.
47. The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.
48. A cat has four rows of whiskers on each side.
49. Purring does not always mean happiness. Purring could mean a cat is in terrible pain such as during childbirth. Kittens will purr to their mother to let her know they are getting enough milk while nursing. Purring is a process of inhaling and exhaling, usually performed while the mouth is closed. But don't worry, if your cat is purring while your gently petting her and holding her close to you - that is a happy cat!
50. The catnip plant contains an oil called hepetalactone which does for cats what marijuana does to some people. Not all cats react to it; those that do appear to enter a trancelike state. A positive reaction takes the form of the cat sniffing the catnip, then licking, biting, chewing it, rub & rolling on it repeatedly, purr
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