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tastycrisps

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So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#110 - bitch average sized dicks look bigger on manlets. Eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... 0
#115 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
#99 - Shorter  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... +3
#119 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm 5'5

love me pls
#124 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Finally! These people don't know what a real manlet is.
#133 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, if height is all that matters, I'm a bonafide manlet.

Just put a paper bag over my head, and I'm not bad looking either.
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#136 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
I could be the judge of that, got a picture of your mug?

I got low heh standards so you don't exactly have to be the ritz to impress.
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#143 - letting (07/25/2015) [-]
Tell you want, I'll PM it to you on two conditions.

1. You send me a mugshot as well.
2. You don't distribute it to the entirety of FJ.
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#148 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Deal.
#106 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
longer.
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#110 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
bitch average sized dicks look bigger on manlets.

Even an 8 incher can look sad if you 6'7''
#115 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
#84 - Plenty of girls like your height range. I'm the weird one don't worry.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... +2
#85 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
**graphomaniac used "*roll picture*"**
**graphomaniac rolled image**Aw, you even accepted yourself as a weird member of society?

Yet another beautiful fish slips through these gene-cursed fingers
#81 - Shorter  [+] (16 new replies) 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... +7
#160 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
how is 5'9"
#163 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Better, but still too tall for me. If I'm going to rip off some clothes and ravage the area I want our faces to line up.
#92 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
i'm 5'9...this cock is ready for a handful of grabbin.
#99 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Shorter
#119 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm 5'5

love me pls
#124 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Finally! These people don't know what a real manlet is.
#133 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, if height is all that matters, I'm a bonafide manlet.

Just put a paper bag over my head, and I'm not bad looking either.
User avatar
#136 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
I could be the judge of that, got a picture of your mug?

I got low heh standards so you don't exactly have to be the ritz to impress.
User avatar
#143 - letting (07/25/2015) [-]
Tell you want, I'll PM it to you on two conditions.

1. You send me a mugshot as well.
2. You don't distribute it to the entirety of FJ.
User avatar
#148 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Deal.
#106 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
longer.
User avatar
#110 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
bitch average sized dicks look bigger on manlets.

Even an 8 incher can look sad if you 6'7''
#115 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
#82 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
Well my esteem surely is now...
#84 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Plenty of girls like your height range. I'm the weird one don't worry.
#85 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
**graphomaniac used "*roll picture*"**
**graphomaniac rolled image**Aw, you even accepted yourself as a weird member of society?

Yet another beautiful fish slips through these gene-cursed fingers
#70 - I've said this before and I'll say it again. Short dudes are w…  [+] (47 new replies) 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... +32
#277 - civilizationv (07/25/2015) [-]
im 5'4
how tall are you?
heres a mcnugget
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#348 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm 5'6", you are my perfect height.
#351 - civilizationv (07/25/2015) [-]
first time i heard that :/
im not bad looking (some girls say im pretty cute) but mm height does effect my confidence when i talk to girl especially if she is taller than me
im probably you're wet dream bb
but shia's words gives me strength
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#259 - alltimetens (07/25/2015) [-]
Aren't you a guy, though?
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#349 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
nah, I wouldn't be on this site if I was a gay man
#203 - arachnofondler (07/25/2015) [-]
>tfw 6'3''
>tfw people talk up to my nostrils
>tfw I won't have the opportunity to give people a handful of cock
>tfw I wouldn't have the hypothetical chance
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#191 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
>Not wanting a superior large man that can protect you from the ooglies booglies

People like you are the reason short men are propagated, therefore dooming another generation of short men to constantly live in self doubt with low confidence at the fact that they are short. You must realise that no matter how many times you tell your partner you like him short, he will ALWAYS envy taller men. It's cruel to let them live like manlets.
#194 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Wanna go deep? Sure.

I like short dudes for precisely that reason. I envy taller people. I don't like to feel like I'm being protected by some "big strong man". I want to be on the same level as my partner which is hard to do when they're fucking huge. Bitch I want someone who can understand the frustration of being little. Dating short dudes is how I deal with being short.
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#196 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
Most girls like being small though, being tall as a girl is usually seen as bad past like 5'10"
#201 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Fuck that, I would love to be 6' or taller. I want to call sex Snu Snu. I want people who can't remember my name to refer to me as an amazon.

I don't want to be idolized into being small and weak, that's how women were selectively bred into being smaller in the first place. But hey, I can't control how tall I am.

But I can control who I date and if they're my height or shorter I don't feel as short.
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#204 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, I get it now, you're trans-ugg

also, you think women were selectively bred? the fuck?
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#241 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Bad phrasing. I mean well everything is bred for their attractiveness. Traits that are more attractive become more common over time. Like being short, for example.
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#171 - michaelrock (07/25/2015) [-]
i believe im 5,8
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#176 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
see >>#81
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#170 - nitricmike (07/25/2015) [-]
yeah but being 5'3" doesn't get you that much attention
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#175 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Bullshit, my closer friends know of my weird ass obsession with short dudes and will point out the rare manlet for me to oggle at.

Even if his face is ugly af I just really appreciate small men.
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#282 - nitricmike (07/25/2015) [-]
wow you've made me feel strangely good about myself, thanks
#350 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Attractiveness isn't on a person it's in everyone's heads. And all our brains are wired differently.

You're going to be someone's 2/10 just like you're going to be someone's 8/10. It's inevitable.
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#149 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Im in the 5'1-5'3 range and let me just say, the ladies absolutely love to use me as an arm rest...
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#189 - manlet (07/25/2015) [-]
lol wow
#153 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
I'd rest more than my arms buddy fuckin 5'2" sounds like a wet dream.
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#177 - michaelrock (07/25/2015) [-]
meh
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#172 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Interesting...not quite sure how too respond:

-"umm...yes..."? No, that's too weird.
-"Do me"? No that's too direct.
-"I love you..." No, to creepy.
-"Thank you and you're awesome" ...sure let's go with that option...

Thank you and you're awesome! (let's do it...)
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#173 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
It's the internet dude who cares


I could say I'd fuck you on a pizza but we all know that obviously won't happen.

I'd fuck you on a pizza
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#186 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Or could it happen?......

And yes, sex on a pizza can get a little steamy
#94 - craptola (07/24/2015) [-]
Now if only more short women bred exclusively with short guys, and vice verse, we could breed a race of Dwarves. How do you feel about living under a mountain hoarding gold?
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#89 - dangler (07/24/2015) [-]
But my nostrils are super cool. One is round and the other is teardrop-y
#80 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
"When I grab me a handful of cock"

I believe I'm in the 5'10/5'11 range
#81 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Shorter
#160 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
how is 5'9"
#163 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Better, but still too tall for me. If I'm going to rip off some clothes and ravage the area I want our faces to line up.
#92 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
i'm 5'9...this cock is ready for a handful of grabbin.
#99 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Shorter
#119 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm 5'5

love me pls
#124 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Finally! These people don't know what a real manlet is.
#133 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, if height is all that matters, I'm a bonafide manlet.

Just put a paper bag over my head, and I'm not bad looking either.
User avatar
#136 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
I could be the judge of that, got a picture of your mug?

I got low heh standards so you don't exactly have to be the ritz to impress.
User avatar
#143 - letting (07/25/2015) [-]
Tell you want, I'll PM it to you on two conditions.

1. You send me a mugshot as well.
2. You don't distribute it to the entirety of FJ.
User avatar
#148 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Deal.
#106 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
longer.
User avatar
#110 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
bitch average sized dicks look bigger on manlets.

Even an 8 incher can look sad if you 6'7''
#115 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
#82 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
Well my esteem surely is now...
#84 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Plenty of girls like your height range. I'm the weird one don't worry.
#85 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
**graphomaniac used "*roll picture*"**
**graphomaniac rolled image**Aw, you even accepted yourself as a weird member of society?

Yet another beautiful fish slips through these gene-cursed fingers
#75 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
same applies to women as well, anything in moderation is fine, oversized boobs and super tall is kinda overkill.
#71 - thegamegestapo (07/24/2015) [-]
Nice try buddy, you're not fooling anyone

Gas the shorts, height war now
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#29 - totallytito (07/18/2015) [-]
#20 - yodaiam (07/18/2015) [-]
You are the only amyfag I know on FJ. But thats alright. Garnetfag myself
#33 - jimjoejohnson (07/19/2015) [-]
I am also an amethyst fan after that last bomb. Also young amethyst is fucking adorable
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#37 - yodaiam (07/19/2015) [-]
Agreed