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Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
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So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#33 - Age: Just young enough to be considered Autistic if I drew att… 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... 0
#37 - Breast splay pretty far apart when there's no bra. Ca… 01/27/2015 on If /k/ and /pol/ Had a Baby +2
#36 - I have no idea, I just took it from Funnyjunk 01/25/2015 on The Simpsons +1
#14 - **** yeah I get to use this  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2015 on The Simpsons +21
#35 - ranzenhitori (01/25/2015) [-]
Gif almost related
#34 - kameken (01/25/2015) [-]
Absolutely b&
User avatar #32 - sonatadusk (01/25/2015) [-]
I knew this would be in the comments.
#26 - iqequalzero (01/25/2015) [-]
What the....what is this even? Some kind of commercial?
#23 - veya (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - thempc (01/25/2015) [-]
i've seen that gif many times before and i didn't realize until just now that you can see his dick
User avatar #33 - sonicg (01/25/2015) [-]
Same here.
#17 - moomootv (01/25/2015) [-]
Why you have a gif of a dragon fucking a car baffles me to the point of being scared to ask for the sauce.
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (01/25/2015) [-]
I have no idea, I just took it from Funnyjunk
#16 - sertar (01/25/2015) [-]
#425 - That's what I just said, no diversity quota. You should be abl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
User avatar #427 - sketchysketchist (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh my bad, I thought you meant that we should pick colored people over whites, if it means having a bit of every race in the business.
Though I still think private businesses shouldn't be held to any quota because if you build a business on your own, no one should be able to tell you what to do besides yourself or your customers.
#281 - Accurate? No. It's simply too complicated to slap a percentage… 01/24/2015 on Obamarama +1
#280 - It does talk about corruption in journalism, it mentions it tw… 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
#276 - There shouldn't be a diversity quota in businesses (there must…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
User avatar #290 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Why should there be mandatory diveresity?
Wouldn't that steal jobs from people who are really good at what they do, but aren't the right color?

I understand, that there should be more diversity.
But I feel that race shouldn't be a reason get you a job.
It should be that your race shouldn't be a reason to put you beneath people who you are better than or equal to.
I.E. If you're black and the best at whatever, you can't lose your job to a white guy who's shit. But you can't be white and as good as a black man at whatever, but they don't get the job because they're black.
User avatar #425 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
That's what I just said, no diversity quota. You should be able to earn your job and it should have no influence from what race/economic background/gender you are.
User avatar #427 - sketchysketchist (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh my bad, I thought you meant that we should pick colored people over whites, if it means having a bit of every race in the business.
Though I still think private businesses shouldn't be held to any quota because if you build a business on your own, no one should be able to tell you what to do besides yourself or your customers.
#269 - They do account for it, but one study isn't always enough to f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
User avatar #270 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
I dont think you understood what I said.

There are far too many variables in the topic to EVER get an accurate result.
User avatar #281 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Accurate? No. It's simply too complicated to slap a percentage on it and call it a day.

But that doesn't mean conclusions can't be drawn from it.
#266 - Hey, Wikipedia is one of the most credible sources out there. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama +2
User avatar #278 - ilbacondeity (01/24/2015) [-]
No it's not. If it was, I wouldn't have had any drama in college... But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Find references... Articles... etc... It's not a credible source, m8. Anyone can edit it.

And I realized that was the wrong video to link after the fact. And frankly... I'm sure as fuck too tired to find the other one. The wage gap is obviously a discriminatory issue, a human issue. And when we try to closely regulate it, shit gets out of control. Like fucking affirmative action. Personal example; Got great grades in school, had good Specialized High School exam scores. Was not chosen due to "accepted too many whities this year." Currently employed at job where CEO and all managers are female, have not had a raise since I began working there... 4 years ago.

There's always gonna be someone who's gonna want to stick it to someone else. That's why I want to go to Mars.
User avatar #271 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Wikipedia can't be trusted since they allow the GamerGate page to only speak about the Feminazi side of it and doesn't mention a single thing about the corruption in Journalism.
User avatar #280 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
It does talk about corruption in journalism, it mentions it twice as a matter of fact.

Gamergate is a really difficult thing to pin down under one idea. "With no single person or group able to speak for Gamergate, defining it has been difficult."
#263 - Apology accepted. And you had a bit of a point before, men are…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
User avatar #265 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
I've been turned down to be hired for a referred position before because I'm a woman. And it was a woman hiring manager. She just likes young men.
#260 - >implying that your personal experience is in any way more …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama +2
User avatar #262 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
Implying that any study that has been done can account for the sheer mountain of variables in this topic.
User avatar #269 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
They do account for it, but one study isn't always enough to form an accurate statement. That's why they did hundreds, all of them accounting for the variable and they all got a consistent result. "The researchers controlled for workplace flexibility, ability to telecommute, as well as other several variables including occupation, industry, hours worked per week, whether employee worked multiple jobs, months at employer, and several education-related and "demographic and personal" factors, such as "marital status," "has children," and "volunteered in past year.""
User avatar #270 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
I dont think you understood what I said.

There are far too many variables in the topic to EVER get an accurate result.
User avatar #281 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Accurate? No. It's simply too complicated to slap a percentage on it and call it a day.

But that doesn't mean conclusions can't be drawn from it.
#257 - >Women more discriminatory than men >"Women alw…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama +1
User avatar #259 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I said i mostly my experiences. I didn't mean for it to sound like I was generalizing. That's jut been my experience. Sorry about that.
User avatar #263 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Apology accepted. And you had a bit of a point before, men aren't the only ones who discriminate against women. Women do do it too, just to a lesser extent. "Men and to a lesser degree women estimated significantly higher salaries for men than women"
User avatar #265 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
I've been turned down to be hired for a referred position before because I'm a woman. And it was a woman hiring manager. She just likes young men.
#253 - Uh, no. It's not fine. Just because it's your busines…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
User avatar #285 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
If I owned a business, I have the right to choose if I want to hire you or not. If you dont like it, get the fuck out of my business, its not that hard to understand.
User avatar #261 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Protect the workers, yes.
But how the fuck does preventing someone from choosing who they want to work with protect anyone?
That's like demanding Sports teams to recruit fat and unfit people , because equality. Or forcing directors trying to film an all black cast version of classic american movies to hire white people cuz dats racist!!!

I think people should be allowed to be racist, sexist, homophobic, or whatever if they're not seeking these people with the intention of harming them. Turning someone down isn't something bad, it's just not fair.
With the exception of businesses that are run by the government, or ones that are bailed out by the government.
User avatar #276 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
There shouldn't be a diversity quota in businesses (there must be at least __% of __ etc). But people shouldn't have to struggle more than others who are just as competent. It just broods more and more of this shit.

And it does harm them. Unemployment can be devastating.
User avatar #290 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Why should there be mandatory diveresity?
Wouldn't that steal jobs from people who are really good at what they do, but aren't the right color?

I understand, that there should be more diversity.
But I feel that race shouldn't be a reason get you a job.
It should be that your race shouldn't be a reason to put you beneath people who you are better than or equal to.
I.E. If you're black and the best at whatever, you can't lose your job to a white guy who's shit. But you can't be white and as good as a black man at whatever, but they don't get the job because they're black.
User avatar #425 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
That's what I just said, no diversity quota. You should be able to earn your job and it should have no influence from what race/economic background/gender you are.
User avatar #427 - sketchysketchist (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh my bad, I thought you meant that we should pick colored people over whites, if it means having a bit of every race in the business.
Though I still think private businesses shouldn't be held to any quota because if you build a business on your own, no one should be able to tell you what to do besides yourself or your customers.
#207 - There are taken into account. All the variables, e…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama -6
#417 - ellojello (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to go ahead and quote from your wiki source here:

"According to an analysis of Census Bureau data released by Reach Advisors in 2008, single childless women between ages 22 and 30 were earning more than their male counterparts in most United States cities, with incomes that were 8% greater than males on average. This shift is driven by the growing ranks of women who attend colleges and move on to high-earning jobs"

So women are making more than men in some cases.

"Economist June O'Neill, former director of the Congressional Budget Office, found an unexplained pay gap of 8% after controlling for experience, education, and number of years on the job. Furthermore, O'Neil found that among young people who have never had a child, women's earnings approach 98 percent of men's"

When controlling for most factors, the pay gap is 2cents, that's not much. Even if there is the full 8% disparity, that means women are making 92cents per a man's dollar, which is no where near the 77cents that women are complaining about.

I can tell you why pretty much every figure on this page is misleading and am only skimming the rest, but I have read these studies in depth and I've yet to see convincing data that shows a large pay gap.

I'm not saying there isn't sexism in the world and the workplace; I just don't think it often comes through in the pay check (there are laws against that and hefty fines for corporations that discriminate against equally well performing women).
#348 - rollfourexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,223**

I checked the wikipedia edit history to be sure there was no recent tampering. This is too much information too fast. It's the entire subject with the necessary parts strewen throughout. Plus Wikipedia stands on exceptionally shaky ground whenever the topic is about something that afects our culture.

I can make out some stuff but it's a huge pain in the butt. If you want to convince me of anything present and argument for and a counter-argument for womens pay inequality.
#205 - Do any of you guys actually do you research? Or do you just ju…  [+] (36 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
#310 - Glitched (01/24/2015) [-]
John Doe completes 200 square feet in day gets paid .75 per square foot
Jane Doe completes 123 square feet in day gets paid .75 per square foot

Jane gets mad that John is paid better.

This is how it works in nearly every job. Pay is determined by effort and ability.
If woman wanted to get paid more they would stop bitching to save energy and work harder.
#279 - palindromia (01/24/2015) [-]
cite something peer reviewed then we'll talk.
#294 - kmichel (01/24/2015) [-]
One of the most obvious problems in the argument for a wage gap is the earnings of Asian women. One of the smallest minorities AND female.
User avatar #256 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
thats bullshit. Every job I've ever had has treated me equal to or worse than the women in said job.

ive been working in many different areas for the past 8 years, everything from fast food to millwork and that is one thing that has remained constant.
User avatar #260 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
>implying that your personal experience is in any way more credible than hundreds of statistics, research, and study.

Being the exception doesn't break the rule. Maybe you're just a cunt and get treated accordingly and that's why women get it better.
User avatar #262 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
Implying that any study that has been done can account for the sheer mountain of variables in this topic.
User avatar #269 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
They do account for it, but one study isn't always enough to form an accurate statement. That's why they did hundreds, all of them accounting for the variable and they all got a consistent result. "The researchers controlled for workplace flexibility, ability to telecommute, as well as other several variables including occupation, industry, hours worked per week, whether employee worked multiple jobs, months at employer, and several education-related and "demographic and personal" factors, such as "marital status," "has children," and "volunteered in past year.""
User avatar #270 - poutinesalad (01/24/2015) [-]
I dont think you understood what I said.

There are far too many variables in the topic to EVER get an accurate result.
User avatar #281 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Accurate? No. It's simply too complicated to slap a percentage on it and call it a day.

But that doesn't mean conclusions can't be drawn from it.
User avatar #252 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
Well most bosses are racist, sexist, and just plain horrible people who only hire people based on if they have things in common with.

And thats fine because they own the company. I dont think the government can do anything about it, because we live in America where we can have private businesses.
User avatar #253 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Uh, no. It's not fine.

Just because it's your business doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want with it. The industrial revolution is a perfect example of this. Freedom for business owners to do what they wanted resulted in one of the most shameful disregards for human rights in american history.

Sometimes the law needs to protect workers, if not we'd all be fucked.
User avatar #285 - tsoper (01/24/2015) [-]
If I owned a business, I have the right to choose if I want to hire you or not. If you dont like it, get the fuck out of my business, its not that hard to understand.
User avatar #261 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Protect the workers, yes.
But how the fuck does preventing someone from choosing who they want to work with protect anyone?
That's like demanding Sports teams to recruit fat and unfit people , because equality. Or forcing directors trying to film an all black cast version of classic american movies to hire white people cuz dats racist!!!

I think people should be allowed to be racist, sexist, homophobic, or whatever if they're not seeking these people with the intention of harming them. Turning someone down isn't something bad, it's just not fair.
With the exception of businesses that are run by the government, or ones that are bailed out by the government.
User avatar #276 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
There shouldn't be a diversity quota in businesses (there must be at least __% of __ etc). But people shouldn't have to struggle more than others who are just as competent. It just broods more and more of this shit.

And it does harm them. Unemployment can be devastating.
User avatar #290 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Why should there be mandatory diveresity?
Wouldn't that steal jobs from people who are really good at what they do, but aren't the right color?

I understand, that there should be more diversity.
But I feel that race shouldn't be a reason get you a job.
It should be that your race shouldn't be a reason to put you beneath people who you are better than or equal to.
I.E. If you're black and the best at whatever, you can't lose your job to a white guy who's shit. But you can't be white and as good as a black man at whatever, but they don't get the job because they're black.
User avatar #425 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
That's what I just said, no diversity quota. You should be able to earn your job and it should have no influence from what race/economic background/gender you are.
User avatar #427 - sketchysketchist (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh my bad, I thought you meant that we should pick colored people over whites, if it means having a bit of every race in the business.
Though I still think private businesses shouldn't be held to any quota because if you build a business on your own, no one should be able to tell you what to do besides yourself or your customers.
User avatar #247 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
From personal experience, I find women to be far more discriminatory again women than men. I can work fine with a group of men, but women always backstab me. They tend to get way too jealous and judgmental of each other and it turns into a competition more often than not.
#257 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
>Women more discriminatory than men
>"Women always back stab me"

Dude applying blanket statements about 50% of the population and just assuming that most everyone in the group will fall into your preconception is the reason this is a problem in the first place.

You think someone will behave this way before even meeting them then go through the process of confirmation bias where you only take notes of behavior that proves your original point.

I have worked with my fare share of useless, obnoxious free loaders. While I didn't take count, I can estimate that the ratio is around 50/50. Sometimes the only girl in a group is the freeloader. Sometimes I'm carrying 100% the project on my shoulders in a group made entirely of guys.
User avatar #259 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I said i mostly my experiences. I didn't mean for it to sound like I was generalizing. That's jut been my experience. Sorry about that.
User avatar #263 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Apology accepted. And you had a bit of a point before, men aren't the only ones who discriminate against women. Women do do it too, just to a lesser extent. "Men and to a lesser degree women estimated significantly higher salaries for men than women"
User avatar #265 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
I've been turned down to be hired for a referred position before because I'm a woman. And it was a woman hiring manager. She just likes young men.
User avatar #254 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
THat's almost true.
People will backstab and belittle people who seem like a threat, because they have low-self esteem and I forget the word, but they pretty much are too self-conscious and fear being out-shined.
When you're surrounded by men who feel comfortable with themselves, they treat you right. When you're surrounded by women who feel comfortable with themselves, they treat you right.
User avatar #255 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm rarely treated right by all-woman teams. It sucks, too, because girl need girl friends to get advice from, but every time I have one, it usually ends in her getting explosively mad at me for doing nothing.
User avatar #268 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
By you mean you doing nothing, do you mean you accomplish nothing at all to help the team, or they just go nuts because they're absolute bitches?
User avatar #273 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
They will usually come up with absurd reasons to oust me. One time I was accused to sleeping at my desk because they wanted to get me fired.

I wasn't sleeping. I was doing paperwork because they didn't have an online system. These women even took a phone picture of me. Did it at an angle whee you could tell my head was down, but see the pencil in my hand...
User avatar #274 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
That's bullshit, those women are shitstains of the earth.
But again, when people do this, it's because they're afraid of you.
I know that there's an awful lot of women in this world just like that, but that's not all women.
User avatar #277 - MrsMcDowell (01/24/2015) [-]
I know. I've met some good ones for sure.

Yeah, it's weird, because I was a temp at that job and it wasn't like I was sticking around anyway...
User avatar #289 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Temps can some times get a legit job.
They can even take it from someone who has a real job there, but sucks at it.
That or they're bitches who just want to mess with someone who wasn't going to stick around long enough anyway.
User avatar #245 - ilbacondeity (01/24/2015) [-]
>do research
>links wikipedia

I also fucking love the fact that I just searched "based mom" in youtube and it took me the correct youtube channel.

The gender wage gap uses bogus statistics
User avatar #266 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
Hey, Wikipedia is one of the most credible sources out there.

And on the video, she clearly stated that there is discrimination against women doesn exist. Also she never stated that there wasn't a wage gap, just the the $0.77 gap is inaccurately calculated. Which it is.
User avatar #278 - ilbacondeity (01/24/2015) [-]
No it's not. If it was, I wouldn't have had any drama in college... But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Find references... Articles... etc... It's not a credible source, m8. Anyone can edit it.

And I realized that was the wrong video to link after the fact. And frankly... I'm sure as fuck too tired to find the other one. The wage gap is obviously a discriminatory issue, a human issue. And when we try to closely regulate it, shit gets out of control. Like fucking affirmative action. Personal example; Got great grades in school, had good Specialized High School exam scores. Was not chosen due to "accepted too many whities this year." Currently employed at job where CEO and all managers are female, have not had a raise since I began working there... 4 years ago.

There's always gonna be someone who's gonna want to stick it to someone else. That's why I want to go to Mars.
User avatar #271 - sketchysketchist (01/24/2015) [-]
Wikipedia can't be trusted since they allow the GamerGate page to only speak about the Feminazi side of it and doesn't mention a single thing about the corruption in Journalism.
User avatar #280 - tastycrisps (01/24/2015) [-]
It does talk about corruption in journalism, it mentions it twice as a matter of fact.

Gamergate is a really difficult thing to pin down under one idea. "With no single person or group able to speak for Gamergate, defining it has been difficult."
User avatar #210 - derpwolf (01/24/2015) [-]
There was an article I read recently on why women in a creative workplace (I think it was writing for TV or something?) would constantly get interrupted when they tried to speak up, or men would run over their idea before they could finish and get all the credit. It actually got a lot better once they instituted a "shut the fuck up until it's your turn, goddamn." rule.
#112 - Hey admin I have a suggestion here: Why not make the … 01/23/2015 on Slight FJ changes 0
#15 - Yeah, old habits can be pretty powerful. We evolved from a cul…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on women +3
User avatar #21 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
I...


Kid, one day you'll read up on the evolution of humans. I think I'll wait til then before trying to discuss our hunter gatherer ancestors with you.
#13 - Use protection Problem solved.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on women +4
User avatar #14 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
I repeat: old brain doesn't learn new habits. We evolved for a world that didn't have birth control.
#15 - tastycrisps (01/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, old habits can be pretty powerful. We evolved from a culture where back in the day most people really did view women as prizes. Prizes that must remain unsoiled and valuable until marriage.

Guys who hold women up to a high standard of chastity are essentially cock-clocking themselves.
User avatar #21 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
I...


Kid, one day you'll read up on the evolution of humans. I think I'll wait til then before trying to discuss our hunter gatherer ancestors with you.
#11 - I don't get why relationships have to be man-chase-women thing…  [+] (30 new replies) 01/23/2015 on women +59
User avatar #76 - gabsmatags (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, in my case, it's not about "being chased." If I like a guy, I like him and I'm perfectly content to leave it at that. Not once have I ever actively intended to get into a relationship with a guy I liked because I'm perfectly happy with the way things are. If he would like to pursue something more, I'd be willing to try it out, but otherwise, it probably won't go anywhere and I'll just enjoy my feelings for him for as long as they last and continue enjoying our friendship after that.
#75 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Because that, literally, turn women off.
User avatar #74 - thepizzadevourer (01/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you quite understand. If I'm falling in love with a girl, I want her to make me work for a relationship with her. It shows that she's got integrity and is purposeful about her relationships, and she's not just gonna screw the next handsome guy that comes along.

Yeah, sure, it *seems* simpler your way, but I think you're ignoring the way we're wired as a species. Men generally find enjoyment in the pursuit of something they consider valuable. If there's no challenge, then the object we're pursuing probably isn't all that valuable. Let's face it, if you walk up to a girl, say "Let's have sex" and she says "sure", you probably aren't going to find anything deeper in that relationship other than a one night stand. Of course, there's exceptions to every rule, but I think in general your way would only work for casual sex rather than legitimate relationships.
User avatar #70 - lolollo (01/23/2015) [-]
The agreement my current gf and i have is that her asking me to some misc group event was her "asking me out". Women are definitely capable of making the first move, and to be honest, if a girl is one to play into the " its a guys place to..." trope, she probably shouldn't be dating. The same is true for any guy who would be intimidated by a girl asking him out.

It comes down to relying on a third party if you're waiting to be asked out vs being garunteed an answer one way or the other if you just did it yourself. A guys biggest fear is rejection while a woman's biggest fear would be the regret of never having been asked out by the guy who didn't even know she existed, especially if asking him out could have at least given hr closure.
User avatar #63 - msypsylon (01/23/2015) [-]
Women tend to be more shy and submissive while men are assertive so this kind of ritual seems fit. Also a lot of people, both men and women enjoy it and sometimes it also serves as some kind of test or a way to increase the attraction between a man and a woman. Most of the times you will appreciate a girl you had to chase more than one who fell right into your arms. Yes, if you're looking at it with cold rationality it's pointless and dumb, but without this kind of things life would get monotonous.
#60 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, if girls do act like that they are called broken locks. (( A key that opens any lock is a master key, a lock opened by many keys is broken))

So really it's a self created problem.
User avatar #71 - lolollo (01/23/2015) [-]
Wrong allegory.
#56 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
if love would be rational there would be no love
#55 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Didn't you see the front page today?

It's all about having sex on the first date you fucking virgin.

Get gud. And stop tipping that hat.
User avatar #53 - keatontheghostfox (01/23/2015) [-]
As a guy who's kinda shy I fucking hate it... Girls like flirt with me a lot but yeah, it's expected for the guy to make the move and then if you don't you got to worry about what if they think you're not interested in ugh... I don't like it :p
User avatar #49 - LtMcG (01/23/2015) [-]
It actually makes the life more exciting.
#48 - matchboxrider (01/23/2015) [-]
I FOUND THE TUMBLR FAG
srsly this is an old joke poured in a comic, why do you bring shitty social justice things in it?
User avatar #43 - cdmin (01/23/2015) [-]
not everyone is a faggot
User avatar #41 - icameheretotroll (01/23/2015) [-]
Well it's not always about women men can do it too y'know
#37 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
"I have never talked to a girl"
User avatar #30 - pwoneill (01/23/2015) [-]
Then life would be meaningless and boring and we'd just be rabbits that fucked and had many kids then killed ourselves
User avatar #23 - shiifter (01/23/2015) [-]
It's a habit throughout the animal kingdom, and in mammals especially, to have the males pursue and attempt to reproduce with the females. This keeps the females from having to do dangerous things in order to reproduce.

The thing is, one male can impregnate multiple females, but a female cannot go through more than one pregnancy at a time. So if you lose a lot of males, no problem, they can just impregnate extras. But if you lose females, big problem. The next generation is smaller.


There's a whole lot of extra stuff about sexual dimorphism too. If you're interested. Take anything you read on wikipedia wit ha grain of salt though. They have a group of feminists that actively try to slant articles in favor of feminism, and jimbo just lets them do it.
User avatar #54 - didimighty (01/23/2015) [-]
youtu.be/7dx2CUMtZ-0 look at this magnificent bastard
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (01/23/2015) [-]
That's why being gay is fun, we just boop our dicks together all day until the glitter comes out
User avatar #27 - aceshot (01/23/2015) [-]
you wanna boop dicks until glitter comes out?
User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a gay person making a joke, this is not a theme account. I feel like I have to say that, now.
User avatar #12 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
because women need to be choosier than men. If they fuck a bad guy and get pregnant then they're pretty much ruined. If a guy fucks a bad girl and gets her pregnant all he needs to do is walk away.

Obviously modern society doesn't work like this anymore, but we've got a very old brain that takes time to break bad habits.
#64 - daniboyi (01/23/2015) [-]
" If a guy fucks a bad girl and gets her pregnant all he needs to do is walk away. "
PFffttt.. Good one m8
Ever heard of child support? That can ruin a man's life just as much.
User avatar #65 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
Ever heard of the rest of my fucking comment? You know the part where I say, this doesn't apply to modern society but that we have old brains that don't realise this?
User avatar #66 - daniboyi (01/23/2015) [-]
then why comment at all? if it doesn't apply to modern society there were pretty much no reason to point it out.

That would be like me stating it was legal in the past to murder others, but not today.
User avatar #67 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
BECAUSE WE HAVE OLD BRAINS THAT STILL COLOUR OUR DECISIONS.

Why the fuck do you think there are still guys who try to breed like genghis khan? Why do you think women are still so selective?! It's an old adaptation that we've freaking retained. Can you please take 5 seconds to actually understand my comments?
User avatar #13 - tastycrisps (01/23/2015) [-]
Use protection

Problem solved.
User avatar #14 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
I repeat: old brain doesn't learn new habits. We evolved for a world that didn't have birth control.
#15 - tastycrisps (01/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, old habits can be pretty powerful. We evolved from a culture where back in the day most people really did view women as prizes. Prizes that must remain unsoiled and valuable until marriage.

Guys who hold women up to a high standard of chastity are essentially cock-clocking themselves.
User avatar #21 - Sethorein (01/23/2015) [-]
I...


Kid, one day you'll read up on the evolution of humans. I think I'll wait til then before trying to discuss our hunter gatherer ancestors with you.
#22 - Nobody hates tumblr users more than other tumblr users  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Tumblr is getting tired of... +82
#144 - nextnextnextnext (01/23/2015) [-]
I think that the same holds true for feminists/women and women/feminists
User avatar #48 - pseudobro (01/23/2015) [-]
there's a no-true-scotsman Willy joke to be made here.
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (01/23/2015) [-]
The rest us get to maintain a safe distance from tumblr users. They don't.
#165 - Picture 01/23/2015 on As if... +56
#17 - alright then, this is Luna, she's 6 01/22/2015 on Fetch me my catnip, Sir... +3
#15 - Are you sure you want me to do that friend?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Fetch me my catnip, Sir... 0
User avatar #16 - chasboh (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't mean random cats. I mean your actual pet cats.
#17 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
alright then, this is Luna, she's 6
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User avatar #62 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept

items

Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000

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#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
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