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tastycrisps

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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:US of A
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Content Ranking:#791
Comment Ranking:#2887
Highest Content Rank:#158
Highest Comment Rank:#566
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Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:14
Content Views:1836521
Times Content Favorited:4516 times
Total Comments Made:2949
FJ Points:5228
Favorite Tags: steven universe (15) | su (14) | comp (5) | OC (5) | screenshots (5) | explain the gif (4) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2) | hiatus (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#221 - Yeah exactly. The FBI reports that only 2% of rapes…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2015 on I Love Karma 0
#233 - tastycrisps (04/10/2015) [-]
My source www.d.umn.edu/cla/faculty/jhamlin/3925/myths.html gave me two percent, but I looked again and later on it said 8%.

It is true that rape related statistics are shaky at best, as there are so many sources of error. It's impossible to tell how many rapes go undocumented because they're, well, undocumented.

It is incredibly difficult for a victim of rape, especially if he's a man, to come forward. Rape is an act that shames and humiliates the victim to a frightening degree, and that's why I think, at first, it's important to give the victim the benefit of the doubt. The perpetrator doesn't need a lot of will to deny raping someone, weather or not they committed it. But someone most likely under a lot of emotional trauma will feel, at best, reluctant to share.

People who have suffered from sexual assault should be confident that others will listen and take them seriously if they come forward. However each case should be judged individually, and if it becomes blatantly obvious that the "victim" is full of shit, appropriate action must be taken.
#1 - So obviously this story isn't mine, but I found myself laughin…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Extreme Nerfing +267
#37 - senglish (04/08/2015) [-]
dude I have tons of friends at iowa I'm form Iowa city.!!
#61 - hschoolnemesis (04/08/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah Iowa City!!
#2 - sandpounder (04/08/2015) [-]
that was amazing. Disappointing it wasn't you though
#4 - disappointing (04/08/2015) [-]
now that's just rude.
User avatar #5 - sandpounder (04/08/2015) [-]
How many notifications a day do you get from that name?
#12 - disappointing (04/08/2015) [-]
around 30-40 maybe
User avatar #139 - trolliosis (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess its a good thing for you that i dont know how to spell disapointeding
#157 - disapointeding (04/09/2015) [-]
God damnit.
#10 - urgey (04/08/2015) [-]
A disappointing amount?
#37 - enlarge 04/07/2015 on Creepy Pics +1
#865 - I don't remember oatmeal, but I do remember rage faces 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die 0
#27 - I don't know much about guns but I know that thing couldn't br…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on /k/omp 0
User avatar #36 - crazyguyindahood (03/27/2015) [-]
Las Vegas has some good weapon safety training schools.
User avatar #33 - DoktorHax (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you of kiddink me comrade? That thing will punch a hole the width of youur finger through you. Assuming youre close enough to even hit.
#25 - California  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2015 on /k/omp 0
#26 - loganmadder (03/27/2015) [-]
Ew, gross

here's a good pistol for you
Easy to maintain and won't kill babies
User avatar #27 - tastycrisps (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't know much about guns but I know that thing couldn't bruise a baby chicken.
User avatar #36 - crazyguyindahood (03/27/2015) [-]
Las Vegas has some good weapon safety training schools.
User avatar #33 - DoktorHax (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you of kiddink me comrade? That thing will punch a hole the width of youur finger through you. Assuming youre close enough to even hit.
#22 - You know I've always been fascinated with guns, but I never in…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2015 on /k/omp +1
User avatar #24 - loganmadder (03/27/2015) [-]
You can go to most gun shops and get at least something for handgun care, safety, etc.
What state are you in?
User avatar #25 - tastycrisps (03/27/2015) [-]
California
#26 - loganmadder (03/27/2015) [-]
Ew, gross

here's a good pistol for you
Easy to maintain and won't kill babies
User avatar #27 - tastycrisps (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't know much about guns but I know that thing couldn't bruise a baby chicken.
User avatar #36 - crazyguyindahood (03/27/2015) [-]
Las Vegas has some good weapon safety training schools.
User avatar #33 - DoktorHax (03/27/2015) [-]
Are you of kiddink me comrade? That thing will punch a hole the width of youur finger through you. Assuming youre close enough to even hit.
#61 - >is 4'11" >wants at least 6'3" >HFW 03/27/2015 on Tinder +1
#12 - perfect 03/26/2015 on Cat Comp Part 2 0
#10 - Why am I hearing of this now?!?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Cat Comp Part 2 0
User avatar #11 - thegamepixel (03/26/2015) [-]
the best I could find was this tumblr page, but I'm pretty sure theere's a full website somewhere
indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/
User avatar #12 - tastycrisps (03/26/2015) [-]
perfect
#8 - If you have any suggestions for themes, hit me up, I'll be hap… 03/26/2015 on Cat Comp Part 2 0
#2667 - A mustache on its own, since never. But a nice, well trimmed c… 03/26/2015 on Selfie Time! +1
#1918 - well, time to get a fresh pair of panties  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Selfie Time! +11
User avatar #2175 - ledane (03/25/2015) [-]
girls are into the mustache? Since when?
User avatar #2667 - tastycrisps (03/26/2015) [-]
A mustache on its own, since never. But a nice, well trimmed chin and soul patch combo with a mustache really adds to the face.
#2237 - wolfwithglasses (03/25/2015) [-]
since mustaches
#18 - Comment deleted 03/25/2015 on Men on Christmas +1
#64 - Look at the white parts not the black ones.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Concentration to Detail 0
User avatar #66 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
oh now i get it. Thank you based tastycrisps
#86 - They actually make that joke in the show. It's the ep… 03/22/2015 on gravity falls 0
#85 - "Okay, I'm not actually laid back, I'm stressed like 24/7… 03/22/2015 on gravity falls +7
#43 - Picture 03/22/2015 on Torture +2
#107 - Andrew Jackson is the face currently on our currency. He was s… 03/21/2015 on Silly Wymen +1
#106 - I dunno man I'm not really opposed to it. I actually think it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Silly Wymen 0
User avatar #203 - heartlessrobot (03/22/2015) [-]
Because he dealt with a "problem" that the public was pushing for a fix to.
Hell, it's a democracy. The people want something? They vote for the guy that gives them that something.
User avatar #114 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
The same reason Genghis Khan is on Mongolian money.
#11 - I sure plan to. 03/21/2015 on Cat Comps part 1 +1
#482 - A cat riding on an eagles back 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#10 - Because we've all seen it. 03/21/2015 on Cat Comps part 1 0
#2 - If you have any suggestions for themes, hit me up, I'll be hap…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Cat Comps part 1 +1
User avatar #6 - whitelapras (03/20/2015) [-]
you have to do cats with girls. its a colored text guarantee!
User avatar #11 - tastycrisps (03/21/2015) [-]
I sure plan to.
#21 - I'm thinking of making weekly cat comps with themes, I already… 03/20/2015 on Cat comp 3. +1

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Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000

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#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
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