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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:US of A
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#172
Comment Ranking:#1328
Highest Content Rank:#168
Highest Comment Rank:#566
Content Thumbs: 37407 total,  40064 ,  2657
Comment Thumbs: 13253 total,  14376 ,  1123
Content Level Progress: 18.8% (188/1000)
Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 52% (260/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:10
Content Views:1469197
Times Content Favorited:3588 times
Total Comments Made:2630
FJ Points:42147
Favorite Tags: cat (2) | Cats (2) | explain the gif (2) | feels (2)

latest user's comments

#40 - While the last one is a good idea, there's a lot better ways w… 12/08/2014 on Why aren't we funding this? 0
#40 - Especially you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on I know that... +8
#52 - OtisMcWonderful (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh.
#36 - Good thing that cat is gently pressing on your fingers. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Fucking with the Cat +10
User avatar #86 - exotic (12/08/2014) [-]
dear diary
today i died
User avatar #48 - hierophant (12/07/2014) [-]
worriedlaughter.gif
#95 - Can we have a how to make a dildo sequel?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on How to make a Fleshlight +5
User avatar #140 - cheeziswin (12/07/2014) [-]
Do this exact same thing, just do it with a thinner glass and don't put a hole in it.
Though it will probably be a really limp dick.
#103 - billybeee (12/07/2014) [-]
Buy Cucumber

Done
User avatar #102 - utburd (12/07/2014) [-]
Step the 1st: Procure cylindrical or vaguely cylindrical object lube optional
Step deuce: Firmly grasp it
Paso tres: Jam aforementioned object into stinkeye or bearded clam
Step fo: Viciously masturabte until satiated
Step fünf: Either climax or lose object inside of self, either way spend hours dealing with shame disgust and self loathing
User avatar #152 - stinkeye (12/07/2014) [-]
Please, no jamming of cylindrical or vaguely cylindrical objects into me. Admin's cock only. Thanks.
#99 - touchmybutt (12/07/2014) [-]
I'd recommend buying things you're going to stick in you, or use something that alredy has a fitting shape for the job. You don't want something like this breaking in you, cuz it's gonna be one hell of a time trying to get it out again.
#123 - dendo (12/07/2014) [-]
wut.
#77 - 1. Esta trampa se coloca en la zona de paso de los animales … 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! 0
#10 - gif version  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on lovely +8
#14 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
"Completely heterosexual"
#13 - norwegianlolz (12/06/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Penguin race~ +40
#1 - the caption on the last gif is wrong, the original is metal benders  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Operation Beifong +7
#2 - gemknight (12/06/2014) [-]
I saw Toph and instantly typed earthbender.
My bad
I fixed it
User avatar #35 - keybladewarrior (12/07/2014) [-]
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART KNOW YOUR NAME, YOU GIVE METALBENDING A BAD NAME!.
#8 - You guys do, the EXACT same **** with Korra and…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on lovely +16
User avatar #12 - lapsushominum (12/06/2014) [-]
Was gonna pretty much say exactly this. Bugs the shit out of me.
User avatar #9 - mikepetru (12/06/2014) [-]
Except I never said that. In fact, I don't understand why a girl can't be tomboyish without people assuming she's a lesbian. So no, I don't ship it
#16 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +1
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#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +1
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#13 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +1
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#12 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +2
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#11 - small dump incoming  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Stoopid dog! +5
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#607 - had to take a photo with webcam, sorry about the quality  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Contest (December 2014) +5
User avatar #639 - muhcocksafloppin (12/06/2014) [-]
About 97% sure that's a penis.
I would know, I'm a penologist.
#74 - RT usually censors out racial/ sexual slurs when it occasional… 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
#84 - I need a link to each of the images in that video 12/05/2014 on The fad is dead 0
#83 - >She's a bit shy how precious 12/05/2014 on The fad is dead +1
#44 - I accidentally made it darker that I wanted to, for that I'm s… 12/05/2014 on If Tumblr took over the... 0
#41 - The content may be, but the comments are sincere.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on If Tumblr took over the... 0
#43 - Valid (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm having trouble taking you seriously with your near invisible text
#44 - tastycrisps (12/05/2014) [-]
I accidentally made it darker that I wanted to, for that I'm sorry.

Enjoy this more pleasing, brighter green.
#35 - Wow you guys really love your over-generalized blanket terms. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on If Tumblr took over the... 0
#37 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
dude, chill. it's a joke
User avatar #41 - tastycrisps (12/05/2014) [-]
The content may be, but the comments are sincere.
#43 - Valid (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm having trouble taking you seriously with your near invisible text
#44 - tastycrisps (12/05/2014) [-]
I accidentally made it darker that I wanted to, for that I'm sorry.

Enjoy this more pleasing, brighter green.
#88 - shortly before being enslaved again  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Every morning when i log on 0
User avatar #89 - brobafett (12/05/2014) [-]
Says who? ESO lore don't count nigga.
#22 - That's what actual introversion is, recharging by being alone.… 12/04/2014 on My dream! How about you? +2
#62 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Just in case you haven't... +3
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#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #50 to #49 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#24 to #23 - tastycrisps ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
#10 to #9 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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