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Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:10/02/2014
Location:US of A
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Highest Content Rank:#282
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#18 - I have to agree with you on that one. Story time! I(fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Said no one ever. +13
User avatar #24 - Lintutu (07/26/2014) [-]
are you me? i've been together with my bf so long that i've actually had this conversation with him a couple times before.
#12 - I like seeing this, it makes me happy. I mean ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Freeze! or I'll shout BANG... +3
#16 - beerbeerbeer (07/26/2014) [-]
Aye, an AD is scary shit. Had one on my old anschütz when I adjusted the trigger too light so the safety stopped working. Shot the ground, shat a brick.
#7 - Basically my pubes after being single for a while  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on How cute +63
#16 - sovietmonkey (07/26/2014) [-]
so your pubes since day 1?
User avatar #20 - tastycrisps (07/27/2014) [-]
#29 - Related I may be in for a tidal wave …  [+] (26 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Lisa's *talking* Malibu Stacy +29
#65 - potaetosak (07/25/2014) [-]
I agree with ya as a fellow grill. Sure it's not as obvious as it used to be, but there still are some limitations/expectations put into gender roles and it stinks that guys are always expected to do everything for girls and girls are expected to only be pretty and not try to achieve. I don't think gender roles will ever completely go away, but it would be nice if more people were aware of them for men and women. With all that being said, there are exceptions of course. What it all comes down to is not letting anything hold you back from doing what you wanna do.
User avatar #43 - romanlettuce (07/25/2014) [-]
Wow that commercial was retarded.
User avatar #42 - timmywankenobi (07/25/2014) [-]
Feminist Ideology used to have some truth in it but over the long years it became more corrupted and self aggrandizing and now there is naught left in it but lies and deceit.
User avatar #33 - bestfoxgirl (07/25/2014) [-]
Wow, when I clicked on 'spoiler'... I wasn't ready for this
User avatar #64 - grantyboy (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm glad somebody else gets this stuff. Disagreeing with everything from Tumblr is still letting Tumblr dictate what you think! Is that not just as bad as being a blind tumblrite who can't think for themselves?
User avatar #32 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
ok I just saw the video.

Hooooold the fuck on. The main problem that girls dont study is because you are harlots and sluts as a whole. If you really are all that black,strong woman who needs no man, ignore your friends and study.

Oh, you prefer your friends than your laboral future? Well thats too fucking bad, missy. Should have chosen better. Now go suck some dick in Mallorca and Ibiza for 5 Euros worth of drinks google ''mamading'' if you dont get it. , and stop with this bullshit.

Im not saying girls are bad, but man, are you bad. You want to be femenine and also hot and sexy. There is a reason why there are nerds and sport-dudes in highschools, and its because in life you are one thing, or another, not both of them. Never.

/rant ended
User avatar #47 - articulate (07/25/2014) [-]
That's not true at all. In fact about 3/4 of the top students in my year played some sort of sport.
User avatar #52 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
yeah I exagerated. My point was that gurls can't hope to be the smarterest and the hottest at the same time yes typo intentional you fucking grammernazi .
Not everyone can be the most best, so most girls should stfu. Also there are a fucking whole lot of girls in my class who are ugly as fuck but think themselves supperior as fuck. Thats why Im very mysoginist, because personal experience
User avatar #53 - articulate (07/25/2014) [-]
I feel like "misogynist" and "gay" are interchangeable.
User avatar #56 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
tell me how I seem gay to you.

I just see this comment (op comment) as shit because, although in social life im nice, secretly i hate veryone because they are all shit who think they are better than the rest obviously I can say this because I actually AM better than the rest [spoiler] if you seriously dont get the joke in this contradicction and you think im serious, then you sir, are retarded. [/spoiler] when they are not, and they should all see how shitty they are.

User avatar #60 - articulate (07/25/2014) [-]
You don't like women.
User avatar #71 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
ooh.. heh. anyway mysoginist is thinking women are inferior, while homo is want sex with same gender.
User avatar #57 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
why cant i put spoilers one into the other? fucking spoilers ([spoiler] whats up with them ) [/spoiler]
#44 - mr skeltal (07/25/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ Tumblr was right. Enough vitriol in your comment to kill a small town.
User avatar #49 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
its 00:09 in the morning here. Officialy first lulz of my day. Good job sir.
User avatar #34 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
inb4 lets red thumb the truth

not that its gonna save my comment but whatever, we have freedom of speech right?
User avatar #35 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm a nerd and a sports dude...
User avatar #37 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
then i dont think you know what those words mean.

sorry but you are not the judge of that, only the people who know you, and since I dont know them, i cant ask to check.

so i dont believe you.
User avatar #41 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
I play video games every day, although I don't read comic books, I am aware of DC and Marvel Universes and some storylines and canon events. I like anime somewhat, but the shows are getting irritatingly stupid. I like Pro Wrestling, internet shows such as abridge shows and RVB. As for sports, I'm from Green Bay, WI, born and bred a Packer Backer so I know lots about football, I'm also a baseball fan (go Brewers) and have more knowledge than thebaseballexpert here, I'm trying to get into NHL hockey, but there's no TV coverage thanks to Gary Bettman (the Commissioner of the NHL) so it's quite hard atm, I'm also a college football fan and am a fan of multiple teams. As a result of this, unlike most nerds, I have no problem playing sports video games and watching sports with people, and at the same time I love almost all kinds of video games, the only ones I don't like are hardcore edgy mature games, but otherwise I give most genres a shot/chance.
#67 - thebaseballexpert (07/26/2014) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #68 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
nigga you don't even know all of the minor leagues like I do!
User avatar #69 - thebaseballexpert (07/26/2014) [-]
eh probably. i know enough to get by, but i don't actively go out of my way to search for information like i do about the majors
#70 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
ha! I win again! guess who are the current affiliates and that last affiliate for this team! WITHOUT WIKI OR GOOGLE ! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #48 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
erm I already stated I didnt believed you but whatever. I dont really have reasons to think you are lying but whatever. Dude I dont care, my point was that I dont find it fair that gurls wanna be the most edgy around cience and at the same time the hottest. Not everyone can be the best in the world.
User avatar #31 - antiponiesuser (07/25/2014) [-]
the problem is that if sex wasnt so important among men, you could be free. And me as well since I wouldnt need to worry about you fucking girls and your strange behavior and totally irrational decisions
#30 - chimichanganom (07/25/2014) [-]
#34 - ******* 07/21/2014 on A faggot 0
#4 - "Turn signals are optional." 07/17/2014 on Asshole Driver 0
#77 - He sounds like kind of an asshole. Don't get me wrong…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 126 +3
User avatar #97 - ninjaroo (07/17/2014) [-]
I used to watch his videos, he's more of a comedian than anything else.
I mean, who doesn't want to see a fat guy run around yelling about shit?
User avatar #118 - millennial (07/17/2014) [-]
No, he's a dick. You can be a comedian without being a dick like that. A fine example of what you said about "who doesn't want to see a fat guy running around yelling at things" is a comparison between Boogie2988 and TAA.
Boogie is hilarious in the way you described TAA, but he's also a role model and, if you want to say it, a sort of hero. Whereas TAA is just...crude and not funny. The guy 100% bashes anything that he feels is the least bit contradictory to what he likes.
User avatar #184 - ninjaroo (07/18/2014) [-]
And some people are into crude humor and dickery. I used to be. Doesn't mean I approve of him as a person.
User avatar #185 - millennial (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh I know, but to me I just find him stepping over the line of "It's just a joke" to "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm gonna insult all that you believe in because it's not what I believe is right."
I'm sorry if I came off as a dick, I didn't really mean to. My jimmies just get rustled since my ex was a victim of house hold rape and I hate it when people make such vile things into jokes and then say they're going to do it.
#97 - I just finished reading the comic with that Joker quote. … 07/17/2014 on Words by strong people 0
#3 - wallpaper of the last pic if anyone wants it 07/16/2014 on The Meaning of Life +3
#34 - Comment deleted 07/16/2014 on Colored text orgy 0
#12 - no because her white half isn't ******* her black half 07/16/2014 on Interracial Porn 0
#15 - Toph probably felt the whole thing just to let you guys know …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Innuendos ( ͡° ʖ ͡° ) +256
#71 - skiskate (07/16/2014) [-]
Kinky
#66 - thehardstudynot (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - wilfredfanforever (07/16/2014) [-]
Man, when Aang and Zuko became friends, I was pretty overwhelmed. but pleased.
User avatar #36 - tulioandmiguel (07/16/2014) [-]
She sleeps with her feet up in the air, basically closing her eyes.
#46 - mr skeltal (07/16/2014) [-]
Oh, then she's ready.
#67 - rakoom (07/16/2014) [-]
I fucking love you guys.
#19 - redzeopoweranger (07/16/2014) [-]
and she probably masturbated to it
#15 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Shepard, commander +7
#49 - lets do this  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Too true 0
#53 - hitlerslostchild (07/14/2014) [-]
May I partake?
I've only played like 3 times
User avatar #59 - lastsensei (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, I always wanted to play, but I haven't play a single time in my whole existence, dunno what's worse, haha
#60 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
Hey fellas, I'm willing to DM a game for you guys to learn the ropes and give you an introduction into the world of tabletops. Those who are still interested, send me a PM and I will pass you a campaign join link on Roll20. First come first serve.
User avatar #80 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
Is there a place online I can play DnD without it being some bulldigestive end product MMO?
#81 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
Everything you need to play the base game can be found here: www.d20srd.org/.
User avatar #84 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
Wait, I take that back.

It seems this is just a site that gives instructions and history. I can't play this! I can only USE it to play!
#85 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
That gives you the basic rules. If you want to actually play, join a group on a tabletop map software like Roll20, which is free.
User avatar #103 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
So I ask for a site I can play on, and you give me the instruction manual for how to play, and then when I correct you're help, you tell me to join a table top group with map software, and tell me its free..... But you don't give me a link to the software like you did before?

I don't understand....
#105 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
roll20.net/ which was already linked in an earlier comment.
User avatar #83 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
I give you my thumb for showing me this.
#42 - I wish to join  [+] (12 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Too true 0
User avatar #48 - thetrollathon (07/14/2014) [-]
can I come?
User avatar #49 - tastycrisps (07/14/2014) [-]
lets do this
#53 - hitlerslostchild (07/14/2014) [-]
May I partake?
I've only played like 3 times
User avatar #59 - lastsensei (07/14/2014) [-]
Well, I always wanted to play, but I haven't play a single time in my whole existence, dunno what's worse, haha
#60 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
Hey fellas, I'm willing to DM a game for you guys to learn the ropes and give you an introduction into the world of tabletops. Those who are still interested, send me a PM and I will pass you a campaign join link on Roll20. First come first serve.
User avatar #80 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
Is there a place online I can play DnD without it being some bulldigestive end product MMO?
#81 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
Everything you need to play the base game can be found here: www.d20srd.org/.
User avatar #84 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
Wait, I take that back.

It seems this is just a site that gives instructions and history. I can't play this! I can only USE it to play!
#85 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
That gives you the basic rules. If you want to actually play, join a group on a tabletop map software like Roll20, which is free.
User avatar #103 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
So I ask for a site I can play on, and you give me the instruction manual for how to play, and then when I correct you're help, you tell me to join a table top group with map software, and tell me its free..... But you don't give me a link to the software like you did before?

I don't understand....
#105 - zerocaliber (07/14/2014) [-]
roll20.net/ which was already linked in an earlier comment.
User avatar #83 - assassindash (07/14/2014) [-]
I give you my thumb for showing me this.
#8 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Why Lily Didn't Date... Much +12
#56 - "Over 60 are killed, 15 kidnapped in the Souhane massacre… 07/11/2014 on Conception Connection 0
#30 - All major exams I've taken in the past couple years required t… 07/11/2014 on Disregard the Constabulary 0
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#13 - Cat high fives dump  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Cool Cat High fives +6
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User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - mr skeltal (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - mr skeltal (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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