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tastycrisps

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Gender: female
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Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:US of A
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Favorite Tags: steven universe (15) | su (14) | comp (5) | OC (5) | screenshots (5) | explain the gif (4) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2) | hiatus (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#43 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... +1
#46 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2015) [-]
It's beautiful.
#38 - totallytito vs crystal gems delivered I actuall…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... +1
User avatar #40 - kevintothemax (05/02/2015) [-]
Glorious
#39 - totallytito (05/02/2015) [-]
I died the way I lived; with Pearl in my heart.
#34 - One gigant cookie as requested  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
#37 - hynn (05/02/2015) [-]
Awesome! thank you!
#33 - No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
User avatar #36 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2015) [-]
Lapis slapping Peridot and/or Jasper.
#43 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
#46 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2015) [-]
It's beautiful.
#32 - No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme… 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
#31 - No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
User avatar #35 - oxymoronking (05/02/2015) [-]
something with pearl and knuckles that looks like it came from devientart
#44 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that means but I hope this works
#30 - No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
User avatar #42 - sweetbutteryjesus (05/02/2015) [-]
Draw Steven in a chicken suit.
#45 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
done
#29 - No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme… 05/02/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
#34 - Dude, 10/10 graphic design on this post. You got skills 05/01/2015 on Poll Results #1 +1
#3 - Who the **** writes their capital Es like that? 05/01/2015 on Giant feels +1
#28 - New rule, if there are no dubs by the time the content expires… 05/01/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0
#59 - Everyone in the comments getting butthurt over racially "… 05/01/2015 on Mulan +5
#3 - Jeez you're fast, it's up now 05/01/2015 on The Faces of Steven... +2
#2 - Hey guys! Thanks for sticking with me for these. Sadly, thereā…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/01/2015 on The Faces of Steven... +1
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (05/01/2015) [-]
New rule, if there are no dubs by the time the content expires I'll draw it anyway.
User avatar #25 - thesovereigngrave (05/01/2015) [-]
**thesovereigngrave used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**thesovereigngrave rolls 40**
User avatar #33 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme something and I can draw it
User avatar #36 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2015) [-]
Lapis slapping Peridot and/or Jasper.
#43 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
#46 - thesovereigngrave (05/02/2015) [-]
It's beautiful.
User avatar #22 - orangepikmin (05/01/2015) [-]
"roll 1,0-99" Can i get a dubs here?
User avatar #23 - orangepikmin (05/01/2015) [-]
**orangepikmin used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**orangepikmin rolls 86** Dammit, forgot how to roll
User avatar #32 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme something and I can draw it
User avatar #17 - hynn (05/01/2015) [-]
**hynn used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**hynn rolls 27**

Amethyst bitting a gigant cookie.
I like gigant cookies
#34 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
One gigant cookie as requested
#37 - hynn (05/02/2015) [-]
Awesome! thank you!
#14 - kevintothemax (05/01/2015) [-]
**kevintothemax used "*roll 6, 0-99*"**
**kevintothemax rolls 54**
**kevintothemax rolls 18**
**kevintothemax rolls 60**
**kevintothemax rolls 38**
**kevintothemax rolls 52**
**kevintothemax rolls 67**
Tito fighting the crystal gems.
do if faget
#38 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
totallytito vs crystal gems delivered

I actually like tito but I thought this might be funny
User avatar #40 - kevintothemax (05/02/2015) [-]
Glorious
#39 - totallytito (05/02/2015) [-]
I died the way I lived; with Pearl in my heart.
User avatar #13 - oxymoronking (05/01/2015) [-]
**oxymoronking used "*roll 5, 0-99*"**
**oxymoronking rolls 82**
**oxymoronking rolls 06**
**oxymoronking rolls 86**
**oxymoronking rolls 95**
**oxymoronking rolls 12**
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme something and I can draw it
User avatar #35 - oxymoronking (05/02/2015) [-]
something with pearl and knuckles that looks like it came from devientart
#44 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that means but I hope this works
User avatar #10 - sweetbutteryjesus (05/01/2015) [-]
**sweetbutteryjesus used "*roll 5, 0-99*"**
**sweetbutteryjesus rolls 32**
**sweetbutteryjesus rolls 73**
**sweetbutteryjesus rolls 60**
**sweetbutteryjesus rolls 60**
**sweetbutteryjesus rolls 81**
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User avatar #30 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme something and I can draw it for you.
User avatar #42 - sweetbutteryjesus (05/02/2015) [-]
Draw Steven in a chicken suit.
#45 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
done
#6 - lupusluzulu (05/01/2015) [-]
**lupusluzulu used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**lupusluzulu rolls 31**
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (05/02/2015) [-]
No one ended up rolling dubs, if you're still up for it, gimme something and I can draw it
#7 - lupusluzulu (05/01/2015) [-]
#20 - All I can say is that I can feel the hardcore SU theorists col… 05/01/2015 on S2 EP57 "Reformed" Discussion +1
#16 - Not to that level yet, I think. There's really only a… 04/30/2015 on The faces of Steven... +1
#1 - Part 1: Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: 04/30/2015 on The faces of Steven... 0
#45 - No, in Lion 3: straight to video, she stated that she knew  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Theory Tuesday #1 +1
User avatar #49 - solidderking (04/30/2015) [-]
oh
well, i forgot that
#25 - Third one I now just remembered: I have this question that kee…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Theory Tuesday #1 +3
User avatar #28 - solidderking (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe she didn't knew either, that Steven would kill her, until he was almost born
maybe she was already on labour when she realized, that she would die.....
User avatar #45 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
No, in Lion 3: straight to video, she stated that she knew
User avatar #49 - solidderking (04/30/2015) [-]
oh
well, i forgot that
#23 - This is really just guesswork, but I think when a gem is crack… 04/29/2015 on Theory Tuesday #1 +2
#22 - Another idea: It seems the other gems have a habit of keeping …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Theory Tuesday #1 +2
User avatar #29 - solidderking (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe she was exiled there, like napoleon was exiled to St. Helena
#26 - sigma (04/29/2015) [-]
You make an excellent point about the gems Moral alignment, were led to assume they're the good guy's but ... without knowing more about the war that apparently happened we've no way of knowing
User avatar #25 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
Third one I now just remembered: I have this question that keeps bugging me; if the other gems knew that Rose would essentially die to have a child, how would they have reacted?

That just sounds like nine months assuming it was nine of agony, knowing someone that you love and is a major part of who you are will die.

My little head cannon is that Rose kept her pregnancy secret for a while, maybe even until Steven was born. It was stated that she was the kind to keep secrets to "protect those around her". Greg knew, but maybe he didn't know Steven would kill her.

What if no one knew the truth until the last possible minute? And suddenly they were dealing with crippling grief and a newborn that they knew had caused it.
User avatar #28 - solidderking (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe she didn't knew either, that Steven would kill her, until he was almost born
maybe she was already on labour when she realized, that she would die.....
User avatar #45 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
No, in Lion 3: straight to video, she stated that she knew
User avatar #49 - solidderking (04/30/2015) [-]
oh
well, i forgot that
#21 - Great idea duh Not so much a theory but I li…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Theory Tuesday #1 +4
User avatar #22 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
Another idea: It seems the other gems have a habit of keeping information from Steven. They haven't directly lied but they've purposefully kept out details and let him make false assumptions.

So like, maybe the Gems weren't as good in the war as they seemed. Maybe there was more to the conflict than just defending Earth, maybe it was personal after a point.

IDK, the Rose Diamond theory kind of goes by these lines. The more we learn the more we realize we don't know.
User avatar #29 - solidderking (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe she was exiled there, like napoleon was exiled to St. Helena
#26 - sigma (04/29/2015) [-]
You make an excellent point about the gems Moral alignment, were led to assume they're the good guy's but ... without knowing more about the war that apparently happened we've no way of knowing
User avatar #25 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
Third one I now just remembered: I have this question that keeps bugging me; if the other gems knew that Rose would essentially die to have a child, how would they have reacted?

That just sounds like nine months assuming it was nine of agony, knowing someone that you love and is a major part of who you are will die.

My little head cannon is that Rose kept her pregnancy secret for a while, maybe even until Steven was born. It was stated that she was the kind to keep secrets to "protect those around her". Greg knew, but maybe he didn't know Steven would kill her.

What if no one knew the truth until the last possible minute? And suddenly they were dealing with crippling grief and a newborn that they knew had caused it.
User avatar #28 - solidderking (04/29/2015) [-]
maybe she didn't knew either, that Steven would kill her, until he was almost born
maybe she was already on labour when she realized, that she would die.....
User avatar #45 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
No, in Lion 3: straight to video, she stated that she knew
User avatar #49 - solidderking (04/30/2015) [-]
oh
well, i forgot that
#315 - Some people have different reasons for being in a relationship… 04/29/2015 on POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! +1
#313 - Breakups are a bitch, I feel ya.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! +2
User avatar #314 - infinitereaper (04/29/2015) [-]
I've always known what I wanted, known what I loved, I'm not someone that has real feelings for other people easily, it's just a mess. I was stupid for loving someone just because of love. Relationships are pointless unless they actually mean something. Experience is bullshit. I just want one person. I don't want to date a bunch of people, I don't want someone whose gone through a bunch of people. I just want to find someone who knows as I know. That we, two, finally found each other. But if anything I'll die alone. A monster looking for another monster.
#315 - tastycrisps (04/29/2015) [-]
Some people have different reasons for being in a relationship. Many say it's because they're lonely, other because they want to have someone to do romantic shit with.

But for many, although it's hard to get someone to admit it, they pursue relationships as simply a proof that someone found them desirable enough to date.

Related to what you said.
#1 - Part 1: Part 2: Part 3: 04/29/2015 on The Faces of Steven... 0

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#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
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