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Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:US of A
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Comment Ranking:#3315
Highest Content Rank:#282
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#18 - Didn't knights regularly **** their squires in th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Fuck the medieval times -1
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/17/2014) [-]
>tfw no knight-senpai who'd use his lance to destroy my insides
User avatar #19 - wellimnotsure (09/17/2014) [-]
gay pedophiles who happened to be knights yeah, but the majority? No
#98 - Excellent quote from earlier in the comic 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret +9
#87 - Which issue? I thought I was fully updated by I definitely don…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #125 - octogonapusdoctor (09/16/2014) [-]
Year 2 Issue 13. Pages 10-19 to be exact
#25 - I was confused about that too until I realized something. … 09/15/2014 on Facts 0
#25 - and cemeteries 09/15/2014 on Indiana: at least its not... 0
#2512 - **tastycrisps rolls 856,557,217** 09/15/2014 on Roll for green text 0
#35 - they're slant rymes 09/14/2014 on poor orange +3
#35 - Sexuality can change through development, especially in the te…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Flawless lamas 0
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (09/15/2014) [-]
Same shit happened to me.
Except I was a complete homophobe for a while.
#36 - no mcdonalds for you  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard +1
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#34 - the strip club would disagree  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard 0
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#32 - my mother's beard is nothing compared to your mother's pubes  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard 0
User avatar #33 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
Ha i dont have a mother
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
the strip club would disagree
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#30 - neckbeards have no true beards  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard 0
User avatar #31 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
I bet your mom wont like you saying that
User avatar #32 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
my mother's beard is nothing compared to your mother's pubes
User avatar #33 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
Ha i dont have a mother
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
the strip club would disagree
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#27 - true beards are for true men anything less is a waste of face  [+] (11 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard +1
#56 - fuzzywussi (09/16/2014) [-]
just decided to keep my beard recently , i feel so established thx m8
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Beards just cover a real man's jaw. What are you, some kind of woman man?
User avatar #28 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
now you sound like the nek beard
User avatar #30 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
neckbeards have no true beards
User avatar #31 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
I bet your mom wont like you saying that
User avatar #32 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
my mother's beard is nothing compared to your mother's pubes
User avatar #33 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
Ha i dont have a mother
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
the strip club would disagree
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#25 - you sound like a neckbeard  [+] (13 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard +1
#26 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
beards are for cowards who have some thing to hide
#27 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
true beards are for true men

anything less is a waste of face
#56 - fuzzywussi (09/16/2014) [-]
just decided to keep my beard recently , i feel so established thx m8
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Beards just cover a real man's jaw. What are you, some kind of woman man?
User avatar #28 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
now you sound like the nek beard
User avatar #30 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
neckbeards have no true beards
User avatar #31 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
I bet your mom wont like you saying that
User avatar #32 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
my mother's beard is nothing compared to your mother's pubes
User avatar #33 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
Ha i dont have a mother
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
the strip club would disagree
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#23 - I'm pretty sure dying on the job is a pretty sure fire way to …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Posting my imageboard 0
User avatar #24 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
you sound like a women
User avatar #25 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
you sound like a neckbeard
#26 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
beards are for cowards who have some thing to hide
#27 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
true beards are for true men

anything less is a waste of face
#56 - fuzzywussi (09/16/2014) [-]
just decided to keep my beard recently , i feel so established thx m8
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Beards just cover a real man's jaw. What are you, some kind of woman man?
User avatar #28 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
now you sound like the nek beard
User avatar #30 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
neckbeards have no true beards
User avatar #31 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
I bet your mom wont like you saying that
User avatar #32 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
my mother's beard is nothing compared to your mother's pubes
User avatar #33 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
Ha i dont have a mother
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
the strip club would disagree
User avatar #35 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
fuck man i dont know what crazy stip clubs you going to and I dont whant to know
My mother burned to death
User avatar #36 - tastycrisps (09/14/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
User avatar #37 - thelizardqueen (09/14/2014) [-]
#105 - false Average human lifespan without modern medicine …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/14/2014 on wrong neighborhut 0
User avatar #110 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah it's usually around 24. damn them statisticians and removing the outliers
#120 - pridefulmatthew (09/14/2014) [-]
What? It is generally much higher not lower, in fact over the entire course human history the age of mortality has remained pretty much the same until recent years.
User avatar #122 - shadowkingdr (09/14/2014) [-]
well thats counting all the other stuff modern stuff fixes, like proper nutrition, killing deadly animals, human rights, and all of those other things, we do not have an accurate look at a civilization that has our modern technology without our medicine, not counting poor people in the us
#125 - pridefulmatthew (09/15/2014) [-]
What are you trying to say? I can honestly not understand what the fuck I just read.

Over the course of human history our age of longevity has remained pretty fucking constant. If you remove infant mortality and the like.
User avatar #126 - shadowkingdr (09/15/2014) [-]
without our modern shit humans made it to about there mid twenties before getting eaten by a tiger or some shit. without medicine it is unknown because it has never happened before except in the poor of capitalist countries
#128 - pridefulmatthew (09/15/2014) [-]
That is exactly what I am trying to tell you, the human lifespan has remained pretty much the same over the course of human history. We touched on this in my Developmental Psy. class, human lifespan has remained constant for tens of thousands of years. When things like being murdered by a tiger, or dying as an infant are removed and bam, you have humans living to almost the same age as today.
User avatar #129 - shadowkingdr (09/15/2014) [-]
now thats insulting, medicine has brought us decades
#130 - pridefulmatthew (09/15/2014) [-]
It can bring us decades, but on average humans have near the same life span. Most stats that are sited keep infant mortality in them so it skews the numbers down.
User avatar #131 - shadowkingdr (09/15/2014) [-]
no they have excluded children since 1932
#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
damn those children and their morals!
#6 - Picture 09/14/2014 on How I Played +14
#17 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Word Problems +10
#29 - schneidend (09/14/2014) [-]
MFW you crashed the mode.
#28 - scandalouszander (09/14/2014) [-]
feeling the aster
#35 - ryderjbudde (09/14/2014) [-]
What the fuck is going on here.
User avatar #36 - scandalouszander (09/14/2014) [-]
thats the robin from young justice, a theme of his character was wordplay. over several episodes he would take a word and break it down pondering on prefixes and suffixes. for example there was one case where he was talking about whelmed. because you can be overwhelmed, and underwhelmed, and he was asking if it was possible to be just whelmed here example www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBcnRFN4Vg
crashing the mode though was another characters thing, impulse. i can tell you more if you want
#37 - ryderjbudde (09/14/2014) [-]
Isn't there like three different Robins in that show?
User avatar #39 - scandalouszander (09/14/2014) [-]
well there's two if i remember so i suppose i should say that is dick grayson the first robin, the one who becomes nightwing
#189 - The lonely man wears a salty cologne. 09/13/2014 on 6 word stories +2
#38 - Seriously though owls are a serious danger to small cats and k…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on pre-halloween aww +2
#42 - novus (09/12/2014) [-]
Shut... shut up.
#28 - It's more like "the most ridiculous thing you've done to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Laziness levels +1
#29 - andovaredoras (09/12/2014) [-]
#9 - cats are so ******* ridiculous and I love them  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Seeing someone you know in... +71
#33 - YourName (09/11/2014) [-]
#25 - pendeja (09/11/2014) [-]
cats and bananas don't mix well
#35 - RipperMan (09/11/2014) [-]
found a heratic
User avatar #22 - rihardololz (09/11/2014) [-]
potassium is a dangerous thing
User avatar #21 - lolzordz (09/11/2014) [-]
did he just spin into the air like a helicopter?
User avatar #28 - schnitzelwagen (09/11/2014) [-]
It's a feline self-defense mechanism.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2014) [-]
helicopters don't spin in the air
User avatar #32 - lecorbi (09/11/2014) [-]
it'd be fuckin hilarious to see a helicopter fly by spinning around while it's blades hold still
#152 - bear? 09/11/2014 on BEARSBEARSBEARSBEARSBEARSBE... +2
#65 - It may not be creepy but it's still rude and obnoxious 09/10/2014 on ???? 0
#8 - I've seen that like 10 times and I still don't get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on top kek +4
User avatar #9 - theuglypanda (09/10/2014) [-]
All those numbers are people who have replied to him. He has created the greatest shitstorm of a generation
User avatar #27 - krabface (09/10/2014) [-]
I thought the numbers are people he replied to?
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User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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