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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:US of A
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Content Ranking:#166
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Highest Content Rank:#168
Highest Comment Rank:#566
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Subscribers:10
Content Views:1492215
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Total Comments Made:2631
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Favorite Tags: cat (2) | Cats (2) | explain the gif (2) | feels (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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#12 - I think it's interesting how lesbians are not looked on nearly…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on batman 0
User avatar #13 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you, homophobia and male sexuality seem to be strong factors, even though we're talking about the porn tastes of women.

God, I love discussing porn.
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Porn is, unarguably, pretty awesome. My group of friends probably aren't what is to be considered "normal", but most of the girls in that group including me agree that gay dudes have an arousing aspect but straight couples have a more relatable feel to them.

I personally only watch gay porn. Vaginas are just downright nasty. Not to mention straight porn is more oriented towards straight guys so you'll get a lot more shots on the titties and tacos and not so much the delicious dicks.
#5 - worst best*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Boxerhockey +12
#39 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
better**
#9 - Watching the sex of your preferred sex when you are heterosexu…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on batman +3
User avatar #27 - delphine (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm not turned on at all by guy on guy stuff though. But then I don't watch porn. I read trashy romance novels.
User avatar #10 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I think a lot more women and girls would like/admit to liking gay porn if it had as little of a stigma as lesbianism in terms of "watch it 'cause it's hot." But since society treats gay sex as something gross, many appear to be turned off at the thought.

Which is a shame because I'd like to live in a world where guy-on-guy is hot, sometimes it feels to me like gay guys are pioneers in sexually objectifying men (in a good way {OBVIOUSLY UNTRUE BUT IT'S HOW I FEEL})
User avatar #12 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
I think it's interesting how lesbians are not looked on nearly as harshly as gay dudes.

My theory is that more men have their beliefs warped by whether or not they find something sexually attractive than women. So lesbians will be less scrutinized by homophobes since the guys in that area find it hot, but the women homophobes don't give gay guys the same thing.

Just my two cents, feel free to ignore me.
User avatar #13 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you, homophobia and male sexuality seem to be strong factors, even though we're talking about the porn tastes of women.

God, I love discussing porn.
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Porn is, unarguably, pretty awesome. My group of friends probably aren't what is to be considered "normal", but most of the girls in that group including me agree that gay dudes have an arousing aspect but straight couples have a more relatable feel to them.

I personally only watch gay porn. Vaginas are just downright nasty. Not to mention straight porn is more oriented towards straight guys so you'll get a lot more shots on the titties and tacos and not so much the delicious dicks.
#35 - I have such a dysfunctional relationship with my father my mom… 12/22/2014 on parenting 0
#2362 - Wait Cis male of female? Is there a way to roll for it? 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2360 - **tastycrisps used "*roll gender*"** **tastycrisps rolls Cis**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #2362 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait Cis male of female? Is there a way to roll for it?
#2358 - **tastycrisps used "*roll rpg name*"** **tastycrisps rolls Badem**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #2360 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
**tastycrisps used "*roll gender*"**
**tastycrisps rolls Cis**
User avatar #2362 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait Cis male of female? Is there a way to roll for it?
#2356 - **tastycrisps used "*roll rpg race*"** **tastycrisps rolls …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #2358 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
**tastycrisps used "*roll rpg name*"**
**tastycrisps rolls Badem**
User avatar #2360 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
**tastycrisps used "*roll gender*"**
**tastycrisps rolls Cis**
User avatar #2362 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait Cis male of female? Is there a way to roll for it?
#496 - I would be nice to get a present this year. You're one cool dude, OP. 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +3
#21 - Picture 12/21/2014 on Fuck Finals Dance Party! +3
#13 - Finals week be like 12/21/2014 on lol. +7
#10 - You'll fit in well here, then. 12/20/2014 on More lesbians 0
#8 - If your that into the ship you'd have more to contribute than …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on More lesbians 0
#9 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
I just care about pissing people off and the porn
#10 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
You'll fit in well here, then.
#6 - Goddammit guys read the stickies. You're the reason everyone i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on More lesbians 0
User avatar #7 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
>implying I looked at your fucking content
>Implying I give a fuck about Korra or it's fans

lol
#8 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
If your that into the ship you'd have more to contribute than the most common gif.
#9 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
I just care about pissing people off and the porn
#10 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
You'll fit in well here, then.
#4 - Guys seriously you need to stop *********** the s… 12/20/2014 on More lesbians 0
#1 - Since obviously the Korrasami part wasn't the only awesome par…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2014 on More lesbians 0
#5 - korrasami Comment deleted by tastycrisps
#6 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
Goddammit guys read the stickies. You're the reason everyone is starting to think were cancer.
User avatar #7 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
>implying I looked at your fucking content
>Implying I give a fuck about Korra or it's fans

lol
#8 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
If your that into the ship you'd have more to contribute than the most common gif.
#9 - korrasami (12/20/2014) [-]
I just care about pissing people off and the porn
#10 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
You'll fit in well here, then.
#53 - Physical attraction, especially to traits that are emphasized …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Equal 0
User avatar #54 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
I know that. I was just making an unfunny joke.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on deaths, deaths everywhere +10
#15 - anonymous Comment deleted by tastycrisps
#10 - Some are, some aren't. However most who are transphobic are re…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Top Kek +416
User avatar #142 - domny (12/20/2014) [-]
I think they're talking about transniggers and other transraces, cus I mean they'd be right about that.
User avatar #115 - internetexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
>transphobic
I'm not scared of trannies , it's not a fucking phobia.
Trannies are crimes against nature.
User avatar #132 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2014) [-]
Not nearly as bad as shitposting.
User avatar #59 - historybuff (12/20/2014) [-]
No I am actually totally transphobic. When trannies have something like an 80% suicide rate, even in places where they are accepted, you've got to realize they're making a mistake by cutting off their good parts.
User avatar #239 - nefarian (12/21/2014) [-]
Fun fact: It isn't because they're changing themselves that they become suicidal, it's because they hate themselves for being the opposite of what they feel like.
User avatar #138 - thewulfman (12/20/2014) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #92 - lvlonemeepo (12/20/2014) [-]
I agree with this person
#20 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
>trannies
#18 - niggernazi (12/20/2014) [-]
>trannies
#85 - tealcanaan (12/20/2014) [-]
>Not Killing Invalids
#182 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
the Amon Goeth variety hour, my fave film.
#198 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for the saus!
#84 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
I for one fucking love Bailey Jay, Sarina Valentina, Sunshyne Monroe, Jane Marie, Angeles Cid, and plenty other shemales. I would also love fucking them.
#29 - anotheroneonearth (12/20/2014) [-]
#230 - junknstuff (12/21/2014) [-]
I request sauce. For science, of course.
#157 - I think the writers are either cockteasing us or actually tryi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... +1
#205 - questionableferret (12/20/2014) [-]
If they could get away with a visually graphic forced-asphyxiation followed by the toppling of a government into anarchic mob-rule I'm pretty sure they'd get away with lesbians. It wasn't aired on Nick, just the website.

Anyway, it would be a massive boon for the series to have that kind of controvercy attatched to it, however I'm glad it was done subtly because I appreciate subtlety in relationships and there was no cringier moment in the LoK series than the whole 'Love Triangle' thing that made me want to vomit.
User avatar #160 - bibblesworth (12/20/2014) [-]
I like to think the latter, since from what I know of the Avatar writers they're pretty legit guys and wouldn't jerk their fanbase around like that. We can hope in any event and ultimately any progress is good progress when it comes to progressiveness.

Dat Avatar-AoT poster.
#8 - Reposting one of my older comments from a similar post: …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Fat shaming Friday. +5
User avatar #43 - bible (12/20/2014) [-]
I remember you posting that. I liked it, very true.
#148 - I agree, I understand why lesbians were the first step though.… 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... +2
#23 - More like psychology than biology, to be honest. …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Equal 0
#101 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Psychology is part of Biology, Biology is part of Chemistry, and Chemistry is part of Physics.
#155 - buffalogriller (12/20/2014) [-]
"part of" why are they seperate fields then?
User avatar #52 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
NO, I DON'T.

THEREFORE, YOU'RE WRONG.
User avatar #53 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
Physical attraction, especially to traits that are emphasized by a culture, falls more into psychology than to biology as a whole.
User avatar #54 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
I know that. I was just making an unfunny joke.
#54 - Picture 12/20/2014 on One Last Comic -1
#2 - The amount of blood lost throughout the entirety of menstruati…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on O.O +3
User avatar #4 - kingofkrauts (12/20/2014) [-]
I appreciate your scientifical correction of my statement, but I have to inform you that my post was just sarcastical.
User avatar #3 - othagovna (12/20/2014) [-]
Apparently there are occasionally instances where a woman does lose dangerous amounts of blood from menstruating. From what I've heard the solutions to the problem aren't exactly pleasant either.
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#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #50 to #49 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#24 to #23 - tastycrisps ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
#10 to #9 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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