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tastycrisps

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:US of A
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#294
Comment Ranking:#1271
Highest Content Rank:#158
Highest Comment Rank:#566
Content Thumbs: 43500 total,  46498 ,  2998
Comment Thumbs: 14496 total,  15678 ,  1182
Content Level Progress: 73.1% (731/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 65.2% (652/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:10
Content Views:1706175
Times Content Favorited:3930 times
Total Comments Made:2772
FJ Points:2583
Favorite Tags: explain the gif (4) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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latest user's comments

#26 - While Ancient Greece wouldn't burn you at the stake for …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on it's clearly better to be... +2
#96 - Mr Unsmiley (22 hours ago) [-]
Wrong.
It was common--expected, even--for Greek men in their 20s and up to court young prepubescent boys with gifts. In exchange, the young men would be expected to submit to anal sex for their courters, and they in turn would do the same until they were old enough to marry.
#31 - anonexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
what about the lesbian orgies in Sparta? and I doubt every Greek thought people from Lesbos were shit
#19 - I think being gay or being a woman is another reason to stay i…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2015 on it's clearly better to be... +8
User avatar #85 - iridium (22 hours ago) [-]
A gay person could hide it though and not be gay in public.
#34 - bigdeathw (03/01/2015) [-]
what gender are you exactly
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (03/01/2015) [-]
Ancient Greece was pretty gay, you could fuck one of those dudes who got turned into a statue.
#55 - anonexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
im sure they made you pretty rigid as well
#40 - cherubium (03/01/2015) [-]
In Norse society you could also fuck men as long as you were the one doing the fucking.
User avatar #26 - tastycrisps (03/01/2015) [-]
While Ancient Greece wouldn't burn you at the stake for fucking a dude they didn't view gay relationships as an actual thing. guys fucked guys in war when there were no women around and only served as fuck buddies. lesbians were not thought highly of at all

my general summary of Greek gay culture, feel free to prove me wrong
#96 - Mr Unsmiley (22 hours ago) [-]
Wrong.
It was common--expected, even--for Greek men in their 20s and up to court young prepubescent boys with gifts. In exchange, the young men would be expected to submit to anal sex for their courters, and they in turn would do the same until they were old enough to marry.
#31 - anonexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
what about the lesbian orgies in Sparta? and I doubt every Greek thought people from Lesbos were shit
#101 - Ask as many girls as you please, forest pubes are a huge turn off. 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... 0
#93 - Have control over your class. Keep at least a basic schedule a… 03/01/2015 on Why arent you taking notes? +2
#211 - Livin the dream, with all the funnyjunk team Cuz… 02/28/2015 on FJ Raps +3
#990 - Thanks bro  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... +1
User avatar #992 - maxifrost (02/27/2015) [-]
Np. The pajama day thing was funny
#978 - **Basic Statistics * Gender: Female Occupatio…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... +2
User avatar #984 - maxifrost (02/27/2015) [-]
I read it. Because it was posted right after I finished mine haha. You seem interesting though.
#990 - tastycrisps (02/27/2015) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #992 - maxifrost (02/27/2015) [-]
Np. The pajama day thing was funny
User avatar #981 - mcburd (02/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #980 - hankhillofthe (02/27/2015) [-]
Awww.
User avatar #1007 - goodatlosing (02/27/2015) [-]
EXCUSE ME WHERE ARE THESE?
#12 - related 02/26/2015 on penguins chasing a... +1
#88 - 26:9 das me flowed like honey 02/26/2015 on "The End" - A Story by... 0
#500 - And any male who could not mutter "no homo" on time … 02/25/2015 on FJ Writes A Story 0

items

Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonexplains (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonexplains (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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