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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:US of A
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Highest Content Rank:#168
Highest Comment Rank:#566
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Times Content Favorited:3588 times
Total Comments Made:2628
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    Dear Talos... Dear Talos...
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    The fith house of Hogwarts The fith house of Hogwarts
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    The New Fabreeze The New Fabreeze
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    Cute + Time Cute + Time
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    Such Creativity Such Creativity
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    Men's Issues Men's Issues
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    Just watch it Just watch it
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#244 - It stated that the ship as not due to fan pressures, they have… 13 hours ago on Book 5 0
#54 - Merry Christmas to my cute-gif friend. May your New Y… 12/24/2014 on mystifizinski's profile 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Book 5 +2
User avatar #37 - adunsaveme (12/24/2014) [-]
What's that got to do with what he just said?
User avatar #244 - tastycrisps (13 hours ago) [-]
It stated that the ship as not due to fan pressures, they have planned it since the beginning.
#88 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
It's a post from the creators, it's canon, if you think it was a bad choice on their part get over it, nothign will change it
User avatar #136 - adunsaveme (12/24/2014) [-]
The point of what he was saying was that he didn't like it, and he said why
Doesn't matter if it's canon or not
#88 - Then break up with her? If anything you would come out as the … 12/23/2014 on Muahahaha +2
#56 - Yes but there's no need to add another asshole to the world, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Muahahaha +2
#62 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Again, I'm tired of hearing that **** . People need to LEARN the pain they inflict on others.
User avatar #88 - tastycrisps (12/23/2014) [-]
Then break up with her? If anything you would come out as the asshole since you did it out of malice.
#85 - detroitshanker (12/23/2014) [-]
Why did you censor "shit" the second time, but not the first?
#45 - Don't get me wrong, what she did was ****** . …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Muahahaha +5
#54 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
No, I'm tired of hearing that shit. People need to LEARN the pain they inflict on others.
User avatar #56 - tastycrisps (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes but there's no need to add another asshole to the world, we have plenty.
#62 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Again, I'm tired of hearing that **** . People need to LEARN the pain they inflict on others.
User avatar #88 - tastycrisps (12/23/2014) [-]
Then break up with her? If anything you would come out as the asshole since you did it out of malice.
#85 - detroitshanker (12/23/2014) [-]
Why did you censor "shit" the second time, but not the first?
#29 - Porn is, unarguably, pretty awesome. My group of friends proba… 12/22/2014 on batman 0
#12 - I think it's interesting how lesbians are not looked on nearly…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on batman 0
User avatar #13 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you, homophobia and male sexuality seem to be strong factors, even though we're talking about the porn tastes of women.

God, I love discussing porn.
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Porn is, unarguably, pretty awesome. My group of friends probably aren't what is to be considered "normal", but most of the girls in that group including me agree that gay dudes have an arousing aspect but straight couples have a more relatable feel to them.

I personally only watch gay porn. Vaginas are just downright nasty. Not to mention straight porn is more oriented towards straight guys so you'll get a lot more shots on the titties and tacos and not so much the delicious dicks.
#5 - worst best*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Boxerhockey +12
#39 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
better**
#9 - Watching the sex of your preferred sex when you are heterosexu…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on batman +3
User avatar #27 - delphine (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm not turned on at all by guy on guy stuff though. But then I don't watch porn. I read trashy romance novels.
User avatar #10 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I think a lot more women and girls would like/admit to liking gay porn if it had as little of a stigma as lesbianism in terms of "watch it 'cause it's hot." But since society treats gay sex as something gross, many appear to be turned off at the thought.

Which is a shame because I'd like to live in a world where guy-on-guy is hot, sometimes it feels to me like gay guys are pioneers in sexually objectifying men (in a good way {OBVIOUSLY UNTRUE BUT IT'S HOW I FEEL})
User avatar #12 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
I think it's interesting how lesbians are not looked on nearly as harshly as gay dudes.

My theory is that more men have their beliefs warped by whether or not they find something sexually attractive than women. So lesbians will be less scrutinized by homophobes since the guys in that area find it hot, but the women homophobes don't give gay guys the same thing.

Just my two cents, feel free to ignore me.
User avatar #13 - rickastleylynched (12/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you, homophobia and male sexuality seem to be strong factors, even though we're talking about the porn tastes of women.

God, I love discussing porn.
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (12/22/2014) [-]
Porn is, unarguably, pretty awesome. My group of friends probably aren't what is to be considered "normal", but most of the girls in that group including me agree that gay dudes have an arousing aspect but straight couples have a more relatable feel to them.

I personally only watch gay porn. Vaginas are just downright nasty. Not to mention straight porn is more oriented towards straight guys so you'll get a lot more shots on the titties and tacos and not so much the delicious dicks.

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#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#29 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
User avatar #1 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey... you're on my friends list but we dont really talk...
User avatar #2 to #1 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
no, but i see you post content every once in a while
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
indeed. So how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
I really hate that question. First reaction is 'fine' but that usually ends the conversation, it implies I'm not interested in talking.

Well by fine I mean my life is going normally, nothing traumatizing or exiting is going on.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol well thats good
User avatar #6 to #5 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
how u?
User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Pretty good. just a little bored
User avatar #8 to #7 - tastycrisps (01/30/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
I just got out of the shower
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
What?
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