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tastycrisps

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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PC, X-Box 360, Game Cube
Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and NV, Elderscrolls IV V and online, Minecraft, The long Dark, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Trilogy
Interests: Funnyjunk and art and shit
Date Signed Up:7/19/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:US of A
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Highest Content Rank:#158
Highest Comment Rank:#566
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Content Level Progress: 75.7% (757/1000)
Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:13
Content Views:1843065
Times Content Favorited:4517 times
Total Comments Made:2949
FJ Points:5262
Favorite Tags: steven universe (16) | su (15) | comp (5) | OC (5) | screenshots (5) | explain the gif (4) | hiatus (3) | cat (2) | Cats (2) | feels (2)
So ya think you can take me, faggot?

Bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground.

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latest user's comments

#7 - >why is it okay to make derogatory slurs against albinos? … 05/26/2015 on Pain Anon 11-15 +3
#5 - Time to fuel some hype Above video in bette… 05/26/2015 on It's happening +2
#6 - I'm stuck between being insulted and laughing my ass off. … 05/25/2015 on Pain Anon, 6-10 +5
#87 - that politician looks a lot like CGPGrey the person 05/25/2015 on What is your opinion on... 0
#41 - CGPGrey confirmed child molester  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on What is your opinion on... 0
#58 - fatwonderkid (05/24/2015) [-]
What? Why? When?
User avatar #87 - tastycrisps (05/25/2015) [-]
that politician looks a lot like CGPGrey the person
#399 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose +3
#496 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a girl or a boy, but it really doesn't matter at this point
#477 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
Its a girl you fucks
User avatar #473 - superbrowntoastxxx (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm aroused and not even sure what gender it is
User avatar #411 - hellomynameisbill (05/24/2015) [-]
A woman's face with nature's own hand painted,
Hast thou, the master mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is false women's fashion:
An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
A man in hue all hues in his controlling,
Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she prick'd thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's gay as fuck - Sonnet 20
#695 - humanji (05/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #428 - toboz (05/24/2015) [-]
im sure thats a boy
User avatar #431 - hellomynameisbill (05/24/2015) [-]
Did you not even read the poem.
#435 - toboz (05/24/2015) [-]
only the first row
#235 - I second this 05/21/2015 on So I did a thing 0
#7 - Was preparing to cringe for that fan-made song. Glad …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Steven Universe Song Comp 4 +5
#8 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
I was debating putting her in the comp, but she has a great voice.
#12 - highotto (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah and a large thigh gap you can swim through
OH I LOVE TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOW LEGGED WOMAN AND SWIM BETWEEN THERE LEGS
#13 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, its you again.
#14 - highotto (05/20/2015) [-]
totallytito blocked me again
#15 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]






It's probably because he doesn't like you.
#16 - highotto (05/20/2015) [-]
its because i have not payed for the lsd he sells
#17 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
#8 - Went and listened to it, aw man, you got a point. But…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on SU Intro in different... +2
#9 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
Sounds nice, but i prefer the original.
#2 - I've seen a handful of episodes dubbed in Spanish. I gotta say…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on SU Intro in different... +2
User avatar #6 - kevintothemax (05/19/2015) [-]
They did an awful job with strong in the real way.
User avatar #8 - tastycrisps (05/20/2015) [-]
Went and listened to it, aw man, you got a point.

But Like a Comet was amazing.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#9 - kevintothemax (05/20/2015) [-]
Sounds nice, but i prefer the original.

items

Total unique items point value: 50000 / Total items point value: 50000

Comments(63):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#63 - tastycrisps (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, i play the items game and was curious if i could have your fj points, they would help me out ALOT.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the second time someone asked me for my items. What do I have that's so valuable exactly?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
your points.
i mean they would really help. all i do is play items.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
I have items that are worth points, but I don't understand why they're valuable.

I'm not giving up my OC badge if that's what you're asking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
nono not that. you earned that.
here ill send a trade
User avatar #61 to #60 - tastycrisps (01/22/2015) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #62 to #61 - wethepixelisgod (01/22/2015) [-]
i sent the trade. just click on notifications and uncheck the box enter the captcha and accept
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poor life choices.**
how awesome is tasty for having Toph on his profile
User avatar #54 to #53 - tastycrisps (01/08/2015) [-]
Well I'm on Funnyjunk, so that's already obvious.
User avatar #55 to #54 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls A sea of troubles.**
how can we rescue Tasty
#52 - mystifizinski (12/24/2014) [-]
thanks man, you too
thanks man, you too
#45 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why did you decline my trade request?
User avatar #46 to #45 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Because you offered a ****** chest for 9 weeks worth of colored text.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, can you buy colored text with fj points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - tastycrisps (11/11/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, you have to earn it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then what are you talking about? You cant trade colored text, nor do I want it. I just wanted your items and points for the item game that I like to play and was hoping youd be generous and give them to me
User avatar #51 to #50 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Well why do you have them then?
User avatar #42 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #43 to #42 - tastycrisps (11/02/2014) [-]
Why, thank you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #41 - theflamingfire (09/22/2014) [-]
Your like hitcher but from USA
User avatar #32 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
who are you and why have i not eaten your children
User avatar #33 to #32 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
because black fetuses taste terrible
User avatar #34 to #33 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
******** on a stick, i bet they taste fantastical
User avatar #35 to #34 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
Not when after eating them the cops shoot your stomach 9 times they're not.
User avatar #36 to #35 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmm, how would you know this.
have you eaten your own children before
User avatar #37 to #36 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I needed to to maintain my street rep No of course not what are you talking about
User avatar #38 to #37 - bigdominican (09/07/2014) [-]
alright, i understand
so, wanna be friends
User avatar #39 to #38 - tastycrisps (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you know the answer to that question.
User avatar #31 - tastycrisps (07/09/2014) [-]
Test
#30 to #29 - tastycrisps (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it   
   
I can't believe it
You actually did it

I can't believe it
User avatar #28 - tastycrisps (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - joshlol (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you for the add
#25 - cormy (11/27/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#26 to #25 - tastycrisps (11/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my good man
Why thank you, my good man
#23 - mystifizinski (10/19/2013) [-]
a new one...
a new one...
#20 - mystifizinski (10/11/2013) [-]
hi.   
   
 you are my cute-gif-friend now.
hi.

you are my cute-gif-friend now.
#21 to #20 - tastycrisps (10/11/2013) [-]
cute-gif-friends forever
cute-gif-friends forever
User avatar #17 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 677,597,182** can i get a full size version of your profile pic?
#18 to #17 - tastycrisps (09/16/2013) [-]
why of course my good man
why of course my good man
#19 to #18 - niggastolemyname (09/16/2013) [-]
thanks
random story from something im watching on tv
>2013
>be kid in lybia
>on carousel

>rod stewart "do you think im sexy" playing on stereo
> **** was so cash
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (05/26/2013) [-]
Happy belated Birthday.
#14 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2013) [-]
Alissa??????
User avatar #15 to #14 - tastycrisps (05/23/2013) [-]
no, sorry not my name
#13 - amfxii (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#12 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2013) [-]
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk
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