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Date Signed Up:9/05/2012
Last Login:7/08/2014
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#5934 - **tarnis rolls 500,197,853** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#92 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Fucking Smash Bros +1
#39 - Picture 06/17/2014 on PI +1
#7 - Dateline. 06/17/2014 on What is this video titled 0
#3 - Go back to tumblr 06/17/2014 on Liek if you cry everytim 0
#58 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Eating out +1
#968 - **tarnis rolled image ** 06/15/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#49 - Idk but look atthe difference between his arm tan and hand left side  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Anyone can be useless! 0
#52 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,763**

Good point. Why does he wear gloves?
#46 - Guy on the right is gay  [+] (13 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Anyone can be useless! 0
#47 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,388**

But how can you tell?
User avatar #51 - malinko (06/15/2014) [-]
straight men dont wear khaki shorts. and if you say "but im straight and i wear khaki shorts!" well you are gay and dont know it yet.
User avatar #61 - altairibnlaahad (06/15/2014) [-]
I wear them for my job at a golf course.
User avatar #63 - malinko (06/15/2014) [-]
well, i have some bad news for you....
User avatar #64 - altairibnlaahad (06/15/2014) [-]
My shorts are gay?
User avatar #65 - malinko (06/15/2014) [-]
very
User avatar #66 - altairibnlaahad (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm okay with that, as long as they don't get all in my face about it.
#67 - malinko (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - derpwolf (06/15/2014) [-]
But my dad sometimes wears khaki shorts. And he's clearly not gay or I wouldn't be here.
User avatar #57 - malinko (06/15/2014) [-]
your dads marriage is a sham. its to hide the fact that hes gay. he can now use the reasoning you just did and no one will question why your dad comes back from the glory hole with yogurt on his face.
User avatar #58 - derpwolf (06/15/2014) [-]
Actually he divorced my mom shortly before being nearly institutionalized and kept in a halfway house for a period of a few weeks.
User avatar #49 - tarnis (06/15/2014) [-]
Idk but look atthe difference between his arm tan and hand left side
#52 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,763**

Good point. Why does he wear gloves?
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#66 - yourinvisiblegf (03/20/2014) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Is it racist? **

roll picture ^^
User avatar #68 to #66 - tarnis (03/20/2014) [-]
I deed it
#67 to #66 - tarnis (03/20/2014) [-]
**tarnis rolled a random image posted in comment #491 at Insanity. **
User avatar #64 - hornack (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, is there a way I could get your fj point?
They're useless unless you are into items.
User avatar #65 to #64 - tarnis (03/19/2014) [-]
will you fondle my balls while you eat my **** ?
User avatar #63 - kanatana (12/16/2013) [-]
Your comment threads are very interesting to read, and good for a laugh. I approve.
#46 to #45 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
ur alive?!
ur alive?!
#47 to #46 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
of course not what kind if of vampire would i be if my heart beat
User avatar #48 to #47 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
i assume you would sparkle but i know better than that, we both enjoy the silence of the dark night. with only the moon the keep us company.
#49 to #48 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
of course i would never do something as sparkle
User avatar #50 to #49 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
shame you stopped calling me darling, i was in line to be a vampires serf.
#51 to #50 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
and why would you want to be that
User avatar #52 to #51 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
a certain amount of masochism and fantasy.
#54 to #52 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
are you implying that im smart?
User avatar #55 to #54 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
im implying you would be stupid to ignore being friends with me.
#56 to #55 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
prideful arent you peasant
User avatar #57 to #56 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
amusing,
User avatar #59 to #58 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
funny you think im the one being played.
#60 to #59 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
oh you know what i think do you
User avatar #61 to #60 - tarnis (11/15/2013) [-]
not what you think no.
#62 to #61 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
then what do you think
#53 to #52 - hellscythe (11/15/2013) [-]
calm yourself im busy i reply when i can
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#38 - midgety (10/11/2013) [-]
Yay I uploaded pictures that are 100% innocent go me    
 I need to go out more
Yay I uploaded pictures that are 100% innocent go me
I need to go out more
#40 to #39 - midgety (10/11/2013) [-]
Its true I promise
Its true I promise
#7 to #6 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
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#28 to #7 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
when that happens you go back to the top darling
User avatar #30 to #28 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
why do you keep calling me darling.
#31 to #30 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
why wouldnt i darling
#35 to #34 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
so is there anything you would like to talk about darling
#36 to #35 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
i would stay to chat but i have to get to sleep, ill be sure to hello tomorrow.
i would stay to chat but i have to get to sleep, ill be sure to hello tomorrow.
#37 to #36 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
goodnight darling
#29 to #28 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
thats pretty smart.
thats pretty smart.
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#15 to #14 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
sup
sup
#16 to #15 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
not much darling, how are you today
#17 to #16 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
erm good, what brings you to my page.
erm good, what brings you to my page.
#18 to #17 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
i felt like visiting thats all darling
#19 to #18 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
i never get visitors.
i never get visitors.
#20 to #19 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
whys that darling
#21 to #20 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
not sure.
not sure.
#22 to #21 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
well im already here darling, so what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #23 to #22 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
eating some mac and cheese while i browse funnyjunk hbu?
#24 to #23 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
reading manga, listening to music, and talking with you darling
User avatar #27 to #24 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
we've made the convo to long.
#25 to #24 - tarnis (09/14/2013) [-]
what manga are you enjoying?
#26 to #25 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
im reading Haru no Houtai Shoujo at the moment darling
#4 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
No we don't want a FJ Chatroom.

and even if, its Darius Negrophallus's Job to include this.
User avatar #3 - tarnis (08/13/2013) [-]
girguy i summon you
User avatar #5 to #3 - girguy ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
k
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