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tarnac

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 3275 total,  3686 ,  411
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:566
FJ Points:3369

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#35 - I thought that you were supposed to open up the airways so the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on When Toilet Paper Rips off... 0
#36 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
wait ur picture still shows us the answer! it's obvious! the answer is covered by the bird, but the answer is bird! Bird is the word after all! so the answer to life is bird!
#218 - I sence a big load of butthurt in this gif.... Eh, ge… 10/18/2012 on 3, 2, 1, HNNNNGGGGGGGGHHH +12
#18 - Believe me, it doesn't... 10/18/2012 on Ikea +13
#82 - Goddamnit OP! You got my hopes up with that picture! 10/16/2012 on Genius +4
#73 - This is why we can't have nice things.... 10/15/2012 on American vs british +2
#192 - Picture 10/15/2012 on Amanda Todd's Boobs -2
#19 - Well, he does play a lute, but a ukulele is both cheaper and e… 10/11/2012 on Costume Comp +8
#19 - Picture 10/11/2012 on SCIENCE +7
#40 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Thumbing down frontpage... +17
#9 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Amazing race +4
#30 - Picture 10/09/2012 on anon gets the girl +1
#22 - >Samurai Jack >Ninja Nice work there, OP...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on CAN NOT UNSEE +171
#94 - pantaloons (10/05/2012) [-]
He's a ninja and you damn well know it. Deal with it niggerfaggots
#173 - Students face while the teacher reads it. 10/04/2012 on professor reading his... +40
#26 - Well I guess you could say that he... Naild it!.... … 10/03/2012 on Fucking Ow -4
#143 - I.... I have no suitable reaction pic for this..... That was j… 10/01/2012 on Monk, needle and glass 0
#129 - If getting hit in the balls hurts less then giving birth, then…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2012 on women and pain +6
#132 - jetmb (09/29/2012) [-]
Giving birth gives you a baby. Getting kicked in the balls just gives you pain.
User avatar #134 - torchrose (09/29/2012) [-]
Why the fuck would you want a baby?
User avatar #245 - alltimetens (09/29/2012) [-]
OH, I DUNNO, JUST TO UH, YEAH, KEEP THE SPECIES ALIVE.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you retards, acting like having kids is the worst thing possible. When you get old, your children will be there for you. Imagine looking at your child, your own flesh and blood making the right choices.
#136 - jetmb (09/29/2012) [-]
I don't even know!
Woman: "Oh, having a baby is so going to be so fun.
When she has it: "I get no fucking sleep, my nipples are fucking tired of being milked, I was just pissed on, and now the fucker is shitting again!"
In the later years: "God damnit, no! You can't go out tonight. Shut the fuck up and listen to me! Quit disrespecting me! Ugh!!"
#139 - jetmb (09/29/2012) [-]
After it's all done: "I enjoyed the special moments we had and watching my baby grow up. I want another."

It's those special moments that count. That and it's natural.
User avatar #135 - whodeargaydear (09/29/2012) [-]
... Why did your mother want you?
#182 - It's funny 'cause from the start Apple was sued by Apple Recor… 09/29/2012 on Apple's going insane 0
#10 - Hey! Psst! I think that Pabu's at the door! 09/27/2012 on Furry Critter Can't Get In... +14
#11 - kim jongs face when he finds this... 09/27/2012 on Why bother! +4
#142 - ....I can't be the only one that's got a folder full of pictur…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2012 on You're a contradiction Johnny! +4
#162 - sketchysketchist (09/25/2012) [-]
I have no god, but I've got a satan.
#150 - DeSage (09/25/2012) [-]
The true face of god....
#64 - Well, I guess that's what you call "Black Magic".  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Magic trick +30
#65 - musab (09/23/2012) [-]
#9 - Picture 09/22/2012 on MFW religious argumment +15
#12 - Cocaine, not even once... 09/22/2012 on Funny Face Kitty +2
#64 - MFW I sat for about 20min, waiting for it to load.... 09/21/2012 on 1 year +2
#26 - Picture 09/21/2012 on no more tears 0

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