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Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
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#17 - Well, tecnicaly you'r right. The "master race" was a…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +4
User avatar #19 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah the aryan race crap is still big around these parts with the skin heads and neo nazis, theres also a white gang called FOLK which is pretty big in alabama i heard
User avatar #21 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
i live in bama. i was in cullman and they were having a rally. really uncomfortable
User avatar #332 - whiteniggers (01/02/2012) [-]
I live in banana.
User avatar #22 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i hear ya, i was on the phone with a girl from there and they shot up her house and she shrugged it off and said her cousins were making bombs to get back at them, never will i go down there lolz
User avatar #23 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah dude for the most part it's chill. but downtown and middle of no where are dangerous
User avatar #24 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah youd figure being from newyork i wouldnt be scared but white people are way more scary
User avatar #25 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
poor white people who have nothing better to do. those are scary
User avatar #26 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
youre so right lolz, well im out have fun (threw you all some thumbs)
User avatar #229 - skwirl (01/02/2012) [-]
<-- Too many lines
#316 - haaaxderp (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm watching this thread
#15 - Who were german? The master race or Hitler?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +7
User avatar #16 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
the race, or am i wrong?
User avatar #17 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Well, tecnicaly you'r right. The "master race" was another name for Aryan race, wich are pretty much everyone in the north since we all... I don't realy need to bring all this crap up, we're both right. Just google the Aryan race or something if you don't got a clue on what I am saying.
User avatar #19 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah the aryan race crap is still big around these parts with the skin heads and neo nazis, theres also a white gang called FOLK which is pretty big in alabama i heard
User avatar #21 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
i live in bama. i was in cullman and they were having a rally. really uncomfortable
User avatar #332 - whiteniggers (01/02/2012) [-]
I live in banana.
User avatar #22 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i hear ya, i was on the phone with a girl from there and they shot up her house and she shrugged it off and said her cousins were making bombs to get back at them, never will i go down there lolz
User avatar #23 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah dude for the most part it's chill. but downtown and middle of no where are dangerous
User avatar #24 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah youd figure being from newyork i wouldnt be scared but white people are way more scary
User avatar #25 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
poor white people who have nothing better to do. those are scary
User avatar #26 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
youre so right lolz, well im out have fun (threw you all some thumbs)
User avatar #229 - skwirl (01/02/2012) [-]
<-- Too many lines
#316 - haaaxderp (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm watching this thread
#12 - I'm not 100% about his dad, but his mother and, probably, gran…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +5
User avatar #13 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
well if his mother was jewish,Not saying she was,his grandma would be also
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User avatar #57 - MichalKrin (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know about genetics, but Hitler's mother was religiously Jewish when he was born. She did change beliefs later on, to my knowledge.
User avatar #153 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know where you have learned anything but Klara Hitler(Hitlers mother) was catholic, his father (Alois Hitler) was also a catholic. I have no idea what colors his eyes were, but Hitler wasn't jewish. Go back to school
User avatar #152 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
so if she was religiously Jewish not "racially Jewish"then Hitler was not a jew
#10 - Nope, the "master race" standards were: 1,80cm tall,…  [+] (29 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +32
#380 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Seriosly guy! This is getting out of hand!
#348 - finni (01/02/2012) [-]
His mother wasn't Jewish?
#347 - GawainBoneCrusher has deleted their comment.
User avatar #291 - wiredguy (01/02/2012) [-]
But he's not talking about Hitler at all, he's talking from the point of view of Hitler about the master race...
You've misunderstood the joke.
#138 - gnegg (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm gonna drop some knowledge... His father was jewish, but his mother was not... Therefore, Hitler isn't jewish. There you go.
User avatar #151 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
He wasn't. Search up Alois Hitler, he was a christian.
User avatar #14 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i am part of the master race, you also forgot the fact they were german
User avatar #471 - awesomesmygen (01/02/2012) [-]
Actually, the nearest Hitler was to fint that race was in Norway, Setesdalen.
User avatar #209 - crazyanger (01/02/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. Scandinavia is full of master race. In fact, Hitler had planned that after the war he was gonna move to Norway.
User avatar #15 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Who were german? The master race or Hitler?
User avatar #16 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
the race, or am i wrong?
User avatar #17 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Well, tecnicaly you'r right. The "master race" was another name for Aryan race, wich are pretty much everyone in the north since we all... I don't realy need to bring all this crap up, we're both right. Just google the Aryan race or something if you don't got a clue on what I am saying.
User avatar #19 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah the aryan race crap is still big around these parts with the skin heads and neo nazis, theres also a white gang called FOLK which is pretty big in alabama i heard
User avatar #21 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
i live in bama. i was in cullman and they were having a rally. really uncomfortable
User avatar #332 - whiteniggers (01/02/2012) [-]
I live in banana.
User avatar #22 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i hear ya, i was on the phone with a girl from there and they shot up her house and she shrugged it off and said her cousins were making bombs to get back at them, never will i go down there lolz
User avatar #23 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah dude for the most part it's chill. but downtown and middle of no where are dangerous
User avatar #24 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah youd figure being from newyork i wouldnt be scared but white people are way more scary
User avatar #25 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
poor white people who have nothing better to do. those are scary
User avatar #26 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
youre so right lolz, well im out have fun (threw you all some thumbs)
User avatar #229 - skwirl (01/02/2012) [-]
<-- Too many lines
#316 - haaaxderp (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm watching this thread
User avatar #11 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the rumor is that his grand mother was jewish
User avatar #12 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% about his dad, but his mother and, probably, grandmother were jewish.
User avatar #13 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
well if his mother was jewish,Not saying she was,his grandma would be also
#149 - froloff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - MichalKrin (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know about genetics, but Hitler's mother was religiously Jewish when he was born. She did change beliefs later on, to my knowledge.
User avatar #153 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know where you have learned anything but Klara Hitler(Hitlers mother) was catholic, his father (Alois Hitler) was also a catholic. I have no idea what colors his eyes were, but Hitler wasn't jewish. Go back to school
User avatar #152 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
so if she was religiously Jewish not "racially Jewish"then Hitler was not a jew
#8 - I must now accept this challange and make this on survival! :D 01/02/2012 on Minecraft +1
#8 - Acturly, Hitler had brown eyes....  [+] (32 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +37
User avatar #28 - drharley (01/02/2012) [-]
Hence, the Aryan race is still around, and he isn't.
User avatar #9 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
But the "master race" didn't
User avatar #10 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Nope, the "master race" standards were: 1,80cm tall, athletic, blue eyes and blonde hair. Hitler were 1,67cm tall, kinda skinny, had brown eyes and hair, AND he's mother and father were Jewish....
#380 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Seriosly guy! This is getting out of hand!
#348 - finni (01/02/2012) [-]
His mother wasn't Jewish?
#347 - GawainBoneCrusher has deleted their comment.
User avatar #291 - wiredguy (01/02/2012) [-]
But he's not talking about Hitler at all, he's talking from the point of view of Hitler about the master race...
You've misunderstood the joke.
#138 - gnegg (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm gonna drop some knowledge... His father was jewish, but his mother was not... Therefore, Hitler isn't jewish. There you go.
User avatar #151 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
He wasn't. Search up Alois Hitler, he was a christian.
User avatar #14 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i am part of the master race, you also forgot the fact they were german
User avatar #471 - awesomesmygen (01/02/2012) [-]
Actually, the nearest Hitler was to fint that race was in Norway, Setesdalen.
User avatar #209 - crazyanger (01/02/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. Scandinavia is full of master race. In fact, Hitler had planned that after the war he was gonna move to Norway.
User avatar #15 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Who were german? The master race or Hitler?
User avatar #16 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
the race, or am i wrong?
User avatar #17 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Well, tecnicaly you'r right. The "master race" was another name for Aryan race, wich are pretty much everyone in the north since we all... I don't realy need to bring all this crap up, we're both right. Just google the Aryan race or something if you don't got a clue on what I am saying.
User avatar #19 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah the aryan race crap is still big around these parts with the skin heads and neo nazis, theres also a white gang called FOLK which is pretty big in alabama i heard
User avatar #21 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
i live in bama. i was in cullman and they were having a rally. really uncomfortable
User avatar #332 - whiteniggers (01/02/2012) [-]
I live in banana.
User avatar #22 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i hear ya, i was on the phone with a girl from there and they shot up her house and she shrugged it off and said her cousins were making bombs to get back at them, never will i go down there lolz
User avatar #23 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah dude for the most part it's chill. but downtown and middle of no where are dangerous
User avatar #24 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah youd figure being from newyork i wouldnt be scared but white people are way more scary
User avatar #25 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
poor white people who have nothing better to do. those are scary
User avatar #26 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
youre so right lolz, well im out have fun (threw you all some thumbs)
User avatar #229 - skwirl (01/02/2012) [-]
<-- Too many lines
#316 - haaaxderp (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm watching this thread
User avatar #11 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the rumor is that his grand mother was jewish
User avatar #12 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% about his dad, but his mother and, probably, grandmother were jewish.
User avatar #13 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
well if his mother was jewish,Not saying she was,his grandma would be also
#149 - froloff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - MichalKrin (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know about genetics, but Hitler's mother was religiously Jewish when he was born. She did change beliefs later on, to my knowledge.
User avatar #153 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know where you have learned anything but Klara Hitler(Hitlers mother) was catholic, his father (Alois Hitler) was also a catholic. I have no idea what colors his eyes were, but Hitler wasn't jewish. Go back to school
User avatar #152 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
so if she was religiously Jewish not "racially Jewish"then Hitler was not a jew
#8 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Mer… 01/02/2012 on HAPPY NEW YEARS -1
#215 - " **** yea! Landed perfectly in the shopper, … 01/01/2012 on Battlefield 3 James Bond... +12
#18 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2012 on are you fucking kidding me... +6
#20 - bighairyman (01/01/2012) [-]
thanks. now i have a new addition to my reaction folder. :D Gif unrelated.
#13 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #290 at C… 12/30/2011 on Just a tunnel +1
#27 - Comment deleted 12/30/2011 on Endless stairs 0
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on Endless stairs 0
#27 - tarnac Comment deleted by tarnac
#22 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2011 on well fuck +17
User avatar #58 - rabidgerbil (12/27/2011) [-]
puppycop?
#83 - **tarnac rolled user LTB ** Hey man, cheer up and have a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2011 on I just broke the matrix... +1
User avatar #173 - LTB (05/19/2012) [-]
FJ NEVER TELLS ME WHEN PEOPLE ROLL ME.
#138 - dangler (12/27/2011) [-]
A lettuce tomato bacon sandwich????
#7 - First rule of moshpit: If they fall, catch them. Not only does… 12/26/2011 on Mosh pits ... +1
#6 - Oy mate, wanna buy a box? Nah, I'm just playing fools…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2011 on REUPLOADED +1
#7 - drawesomeballs (12/26/2011) [-]
aww thanks!
#20 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #1022333 a… 12/25/2011 on Man Logic +2
#51 - At first I was realy happy 'cus i thought it was Matthew Bella…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2011 on Hello There (MC) 0
User avatar #57 - JohnnyBlaire (12/25/2011) [-]
I thought the same fucking thing, dude. Muse!
User avatar #69 - tarnac (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah! They're awesome!
#50 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #999795 at…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2011 on Hello There (MC) -1
User avatar #51 - tarnac (12/25/2011) [-]
At first I was realy happy 'cus i thought it was Matthew Bellame.... But seriosly, anyone knows who this guy is? A "Lauren Debache".... Creempieee
User avatar #57 - JohnnyBlaire (12/25/2011) [-]
I thought the same fucking thing, dude. Muse!
User avatar #69 - tarnac (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah! They're awesome!
#31 - **tarnac rolled a random image posted in comment #785 at T… 12/25/2011 on Youtube +1
#40 - Picture 12/23/2011 on oh spike... +3
#35 - Gius! This is getting out of hand! 12/23/2011 on oh spike... +2
#33 - MOAR!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2011 on oh spike... +2
#34 - mikeeninetythree (12/23/2011) [-]
#35 - tarnac (12/23/2011) [-]
Gius! This is getting out of hand!
#2455 - Your Neutralness, this thread demands "Love" and &qu… 12/23/2011 on Love and Tolerance thread 1 +4
#10 - Happy holidays! :D Unless you'r an atheist, in wich it will be…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Merry Christmas +18
#75 - notafunnyguy (12/23/2011) [-]
you're thinking of jehovah's witnesses
User avatar #53 - smokinbutox (12/23/2011) [-]
Christmas was originally a HUMAN tradition so for atheist's it could be, merry Christmas
User avatar #49 - eldorito (12/23/2011) [-]
Merry Atheistmas.
#39 - joshuah (12/23/2011) [-]
atheists celebrate holidays, Christmas isn't even christian
User avatar #102 - KillYourself (12/23/2011) [-]
it was changed to X-mas because X is actually a variable haha
User avatar #180 - dbrak (12/23/2011) [-]
it has something to do with X being similar to the greek word for christ or something.. i forget. someone help me out here.
#628 - raxle (12/23/2011) [-]
^Correct^
"Chi" is the first letter used to spell Christ in Greek, and it looks exactly like an "x".
If you've ever seen an x and a p laid over each other having something to do with Christianity, it's because the "p" is actually "Rho" and Chi and Rho (XP) are the first two letters used to spell Christ in Greek.
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