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#1166045 - I have really powerful power armor and The Last Minute, so I r… 01/11/2016 on Pony Thread 15 0
#1166021 - I've run up to a sentry bot, dropped into VATS, and one shot i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1166025 - wonna (01/11/2016) [-]
sentry bots are probably the scariest robots i had to kill. just mine spam basically.
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#1166045 - tariv (01/11/2016) [-]
I have really powerful power armor and The Last Minute, so I reck most things.
#1151267 - Have fun, and good luck  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151819 - wigglyjr (01/03/2016) [-]
The fucking monster can't keep it in his pants.
#1151263 - Oh yeah, they are pretty costly  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151264 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he's ready to go so I'll be off
#1151267 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Have fun, and good luck
#1151819 - wigglyjr (01/03/2016) [-]
The fucking monster can't keep it in his pants.
#1151253 - I know. They're awesome. Go there, because infinite meat and a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151255 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
But its kind of expensive
I guess I'm allowed to eat at a really nice place at least once on my trip
#1151263 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, they are pretty costly
#1151264 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he's ready to go so I'll be off
#1151267 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Have fun, and good luck
#1151819 - wigglyjr (01/03/2016) [-]
The fucking monster can't keep it in his pants.
#1151247 - Isn't the second one one of those places where they walk aroun…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151251 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, but its delicious
#1151253 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
I know. They're awesome. Go there, because infinite meat and also because it's good.
#1151255 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
But its kind of expensive
I guess I'm allowed to eat at a really nice place at least once on my trip
#1151263 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, they are pretty costly
#1151264 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he's ready to go so I'll be off
#1151267 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Have fun, and good luck
#1151819 - wigglyjr (01/03/2016) [-]
The fucking monster can't keep it in his pants.
#1151232 - A surprise date thing, where he doesn't know it's a date I…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151237 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I just had a heart attack because the comment you replied to have +3. Was afraid of lurkers.

Well yeah basically... so should we do habachi or rodigio
#1151247 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Isn't the second one one of those places where they walk around with sticks of meat?
#1151251 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, but its delicious
#1151253 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
I know. They're awesome. Go there, because infinite meat and also because it's good.
#1151255 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
But its kind of expensive
I guess I'm allowed to eat at a really nice place at least once on my trip
#1151263 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, they are pretty costly
#1151264 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he's ready to go so I'll be off
#1151267 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Have fun, and good luck
#1151819 - wigglyjr (01/03/2016) [-]
The fucking monster can't keep it in his pants.
#1151225 - Then subtlety might be your best bet  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151226 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think I'm gonna take him out somewhere to do something, then go out to eat, then I guess offer him to come back to my hotel room
#1151220 - Could work Of course there is the option of "just ask"  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151221 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I told an old high school best friend that I was gay last night
That was hard enough for me
Just asking a person if they like me, fuck that's hard
#1151225 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Then subtlety might be your best bet
#1151226 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think I'm gonna take him out somewhere to do something, then go out to eat, then I guess offer him to come back to my hotel room
#1151209 - Too direct Too direct and too specific  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#1151213 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
Grab his hand while I'm driving around?
#1151220 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Could work
Of course there is the option of "just ask"
#1151221 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I told an old high school best friend that I was gay last night
That was hard enough for me
Just asking a person if they like me, fuck that's hard
#1151225 - tariv (01/02/2016) [-]
Then subtlety might be your best bet
#1151226 - phanact (01/02/2016) [-]
I think I'm gonna take him out somewhere to do something, then go out to eat, then I guess offer him to come back to my hotel room

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#712 - wigglyjr (05/06/2015) [-]
stickied by tariv
Sweet dreams~
User avatar #110 - tariv (01/23/2015) [-]
stickied by tariv
For future reference, and in case anyone explores my profile:

"The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out before us. We see the same things every day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.
And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.
This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can:
**** .
THAT.
**** .
"
-Randall Munroe
#1158 to #1157 - tariv (12/07/2015) [-]
This one is a bit long
#1159 to #1158 - bronyfluttershy (12/07/2015) [-]
"Twilight you're suppose to...
No."
#1160 to #1159 - tariv (12/08/2015) [-]
I'm out of Twilight stuff, also I have to disappear
#1161 to #1160 - bronyfluttershy (12/08/2015) [-]
Same, and I hope disappear in a not bad way...
#1112 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
You're on and not talking to me?

Rude
#1113 to #1112 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Don't you patronize me, ya dork
#1133 to #1113 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
It'd be nice if it was fixed already
#1134 to #1133 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I suppose so
#1135 to #1134 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Would have been a good birthmas gift
#1136 to #1135 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Wait, when is your that thing?
#1137 to #1136 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
It ended about 3 hrs ago
#1138 to #1137 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Hey, your birthday is a day over a week after mine
Happy birthday, man
#1139 to #1138 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Its too late to compute that. When was your Birthday?
#1141 to #1140 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Oh okay. I missed it. Sorry :C cuz I didn't know

I hope you had a good birthday
#1142 to #1141 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
I got to spend it alone, which is honestly all I really wanted.
#1143 to #1142 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
To me that sounds terrible, but if its what you enjoy~
#1144 to #1143 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
I'm an introvert. I have a limited capacity to deal with people. I can do it, and I can enjoy it, and if I don't, I can act like I do, but generally I prefer to be alone with my thoughts.
#1145 to #1144 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
I know what you mean, I sort of have that lone wolf mentality sometimes but I truly being around other people.
#1146 to #1145 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
I can enjoy being around others, and I do think I need to be on occasion, but being alone is my element.
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
I gotcha
Imma head to bed, sorry twili
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
No worries, Rares
Sleep well~
#1114 to #1113 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
I'm the dork?
#1116 to #1115 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Okay well what've you been up to, egghead?
#1117 to #1116 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
The job hunt continues
#1118 to #1117 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
No luck then, I assume?
#1119 to #1118 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
None yet, but hopefully soon
#1120 to #1119 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Good luck, Twili~

Remain strong.

How've you been otherwise?
#1121 to #1120 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Been better, but I've been worse too
#1122 to #1121 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
I suppose I could say the same

I hope my Miata is fixed soon...
#1123 to #1122 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Engine troubles and all that?
#1124 to #1123 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Well, it has no low end power. It's making around like 45-60 horsepower, and all of that horsepower only is useable at 4-8k RPM. I have to rev it to like 4k to even get it off the line and then I look like a retard.

So yeah, its because of bolt that holds the pulley onto the end of the crankshaft is a short nosed one, throwing the pulley off of balance, throwing the timing and camshafts off of balance as well. I hope you understand most of that, because no one else understood me. Not even the shop I took it to until I spoke with the owner and he goes "Yeah that's like 98% probability the source of the problem" just by looking at it and I was like "But your other guys didn't understand it" and he was like "That's why I'm the owner. I'll look after it myself"
#1125 to #1124 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Well, I think I have some idea of what you said. Hopefully it gets fixed right proper.
#1126 to #1125 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, here's hoping because once it was up to speed, oh my god it was so much fun. Once its working completely I'll probably be driving places just to drive places. Might go up to NOVA this weekend if it works, all of that~
#1127 to #1126 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
>Driving places in this car is somehow greater than driving to places in any other car
#1128 to #1127 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
It was certainly better handling then my Elantra, and the ability to put the top down, to be as open as a motorcycle without messing up your hair or needing a helmet, was fun
#1129 to #1128 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
If you say so
#1130 to #1129 - phanact (11/03/2015) [-]
Iunno, Twili, I'm not having this ''banter'' with you again

I just enjoy driving, its a totally different experience than the Elantra
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - tariv (11/03/2015) [-]
Huh, quoting doesn't work on profiles?
#1100 - phanact (10/30/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're back with internet
#1101 to #1100 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's something
Yeah, it's something
#1102 to #1101 - phanact (10/30/2015) [-]
How're you been otherwise?
#1103 to #1102 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
I've been better, but I've been worse as well, so, alright altogether.
#1105 to #1104 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
I actually got booted due to "differences in training" between the two stores I worked at, so, jobless at the moment, but I'm applying places
#1106 to #1105 - phanact (10/30/2015) [-]
Oh ouch :c


That's some ********
#1107 to #1106 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but I'll manage. I always do, somehow.
#1108 to #1107 - phanact (10/30/2015) [-]
Good luck, dear~
I'm sure you'll be fine~
#1109 to #1108 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
Thanks~
I'm actually about to head to bed here
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - phanact (10/30/2015) [-]
I should as well
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - tariv (10/30/2015) [-]
G'night, Rares~
Sleep well~
User avatar #1098 - phanact (10/25/2015) [-]
You on skype?
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - theonetruedashi (10/09/2015) [-]
FJAHKPOSDTIJUHASNDPOIFUAS
#1097 to #1096 - tariv (10/09/2015) [-]
I'll just assume it was something cute
#1087 - wigglyjr (10/07/2015) [-]
Passcode - Barenaked Ladies (official audio) It gets me every time, love~
#1069 to #1068 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Who dares to summon- oh, hi Bear. How're you?
#1070 to #1069 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Its been a while so I figured i say hello
#1071 to #1070 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Hullo
How goes it?
#1072 to #1071 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah hey man, ive been good. Just going to do homework now

How you been? I havent seen you in months
#1073 to #1072 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Homework, what fun

I'm doing quite well. I've been around, though a bit less recently, for various reasons. I think our time just hasn't matched recently, or we haven't noticed if it had.
#1074 to #1073 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Alas it is the burden of my existence

Well what ever those reasons may be it is nice to see youre still alive and kicking it. Never really took the time in to onow you but i just wanted to make sure youre okay
#1075 to #1074 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
I'd say I'm a bit more than okay as of late

But, aside from that, how are you doing?
#1076 to #1075 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Well there is nothing wrong at all with being too okay, care to elaborate?

I've been optimistic, being stressed out from college but im staying up with everything and thread and games help
#1077 to #1076 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Well, I have a wonderful boyfriend, as seen below this thread

Well, I'm glad you're able to keep your chin up as they say
What sort of games do you play?
#1078 to #1077 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, wiggly did told me about you two but recalled you as his twiley, lol but seriously you two are great for eachother   
   
Also thank you for the kind words. As for games i used to be a dual platform player when it came to pc and ps4 games but my computer got broken, but i likr games like gta, destiny, bloodborne/dark souls, war thunder and my favorite which is rocket league
Ah yeah, wiggly did told me about you two but recalled you as his twiley, lol but seriously you two are great for eachother

Also thank you for the kind words. As for games i used to be a dual platform player when it came to pc and ps4 games but my computer got broken, but i likr games like gta, destiny, bloodborne/dark souls, war thunder and my favorite which is rocket league
User avatar #1088 to #1078 - wigglyjr (10/07/2015) [-]
*Twili
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - russianxbear (10/07/2015) [-]
Sorry mister >~>
#1090 to #1089 - wigglyjr (10/07/2015) [-]
Shush, sillybutt~
No harm done~
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - russianxbear (10/07/2015) [-]
i didn't cal twiley by corrected name

all the sorries ;_;
#1079 to #1078 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
I really couldn't be happier

Oh no, not a broken computer, that's terrible, what happened?
I've been meaning to get Rocket League myself
#1080 to #1079 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
I hope you too do good for yourself


Ugh yeah, the thing is i dont like to talk about it, it's complicated and personal but there's a sticky on my profile if you wish to reaf

It's a fun game, free for ps4 as well so yay
#1081 to #1080 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
I hope so too

That's... actually illegal, like, contact the police level of illegal, the striking part, and maybe the destroying the laptop part if you purchased it yourself, if not, then it's not.
#1082 to #1081 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah...i didnt knew it was illegal until the thread told me that it was illegal, but i felt very sad and havent been back on the thread until recently. Im using my phone to talk actually to you but my birthday i'll get money for a new laptop so that's good....also i'll be 18 so parents cant officially legally touch me again if i have my word
#1083 to #1082 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, parents aren't allowed to physically strike their children unless the child strikes first, and even then only to the extent of stopping them. Once you turn 18 they still can't strike you, but the charge is lesser. Just assault instead of child abuse. Your parents sound like terrible people. Any idea why they are like this?
#1085 to #1083 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
they both came to America at a young age and they believed they cant trust anybody but family. And all the time during growing up most of my friends i ever had was made through my parents. Everbody they dont know well they come to hate and label as a bad person.Not to mention they have a strong chistian ties and want me to carry down the torch. I want to live how i wish to but i do it that stays secluded and makes sure nobody is affected all the time by it, but according to the family i should have no secrets or any privacy and i will be punished any way if I disobey


Sorry if this seem long it really gets me talking deep
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Oh, my apologies, my internet is about to die to prevent one of my brothers from staying up all night. This affects me as well unfortunately.
User avatar #1086 to #1084 - russianxbear (10/04/2015) [-]
Ah alright. Hope it comes back!
#1056 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
Hey, honey~
#1057 to #1056 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Hey, Sweetie~
#1058 to #1057 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
How's my loverboy~?
Same fantastic man as always~?
#1059 to #1058 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
So long as you are, I am~
#1060 to #1059 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
Oh please~
You're more fantastic than me, and you know it~
#1061 to #1060 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Lies, all of it~
You know I can't accept that~
#1062 to #1061 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
Shush, sweetie~
You know how I am about telling the truth~
#1063 to #1062 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but I still won't accept that conclusion~
#1064 to #1063 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
I know we're equal~
You're the perfect fit for the hole in my heart~

You complete me, Twilight <3
#1065 to #1064 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
With someone as wonderful as you there shouldn't need to be a hole in your heart, so I will try to not just fill it, but help to fix it~

As do you, love <3
#1066 to #1065 - wigglyjr (10/04/2015) [-]
You've repaired me, and made me feel more fantastic than ever~
No point in my life have I ever been as high as I am now~

Thank you so much, Twili~
I love you with all my heart, and always will~<3
#1067 to #1066 - tariv (10/04/2015) [-]
I'm glad I could~
And you make me feel the same~

Thank you for all you've done~
I love you more than words can tell, forever and always~<3
#1055 - phanact (10/02/2015) [-]
Where have you been?
User avatar #1046 - tariv (09/12/2015) [-]
sheashea, you are listed as being on my profile
I know not why
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - sheashea (09/12/2015) [-]
Sorry. I was tryna remember who you were >.<
#1044 - wigglyjr (09/12/2015) [-]
My little love machine~
#1045 to #1044 - tariv (09/12/2015) [-]
My dearest one~
#1047 to #1045 - wigglyjr (09/12/2015) [-]
Every time I say "My little" It's a little odd, seeing as you're taller than me.
#1049 to #1047 - tariv (09/13/2015) [-]
Not by much, but yeah
#1050 to #1049 - wigglyjr (09/13/2015) [-]
Sleep tight, love of mine <3
#1037 to #1036 - tariv (09/10/2015) [-]
My dearest one~
#1038 to #1037 - wigglyjr (09/10/2015) [-]
Light of my life~
#1039 to #1038 - tariv (09/10/2015) [-]
The greatest love I could have hoped for~
#1040 to #1039 - wigglyjr (09/10/2015) [-]
Twili, I wanna call you some more so I can say how much I love you, you fantastic man of mine~<3
#1041 to #1040 - tariv (09/10/2015) [-]
Likewise, my incredible man~<3
#1042 to #1041 - wigglyjr (09/10/2015) [-]
I love you, Twili <3
#1043 to #1042 - tariv (09/10/2015) [-]
I love you too, Wiggly <3
#1026 to #1025 - wigglyjr (09/09/2015) [-]
You're drunk, Twili. Go home.
My home~
In my bed~
#1027 to #1026 - tariv (09/09/2015) [-]
Ffffffine
Gladly~
#1028 to #1027 - wigglyjr (09/09/2015) [-]
No cuddles for sad sacks, so you gotta be nice and flustered before hand~
#1029 to #1028 - tariv (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm always flustered for the likes of you~
#1030 to #1029 - wigglyjr (09/09/2015) [-]
I always feel giddy around you, sweetie~
Never been so happy before, nor have I felt so loved <3
#1031 to #1030 - tariv (09/09/2015) [-]
Likewise, cutiepie~
#1033 to #1032 - tariv (09/09/2015) [-]
I love you too, Wiggly~
#1018 - wigglyjr (09/05/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need so much more Twijack
#1019 to #1018 - tariv (09/05/2015) [-]
A shame Derpibooru doesn't have that much
626 of unknown quality
#1020 to #1019 - wigglyjr (09/05/2015) [-]
I'll sift through it~
#1021 to #1020 - tariv (09/05/2015) [-]
I'll have to as well~
#997 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
Hey, I brought my homo detector~
Look! Dang thing's going crazy!~
#998 to #997 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
That's a cowbell, and you're the one hitting it
#999 to #998 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
Silly me. Guess I forgot which was which, but you're right. The homo detector goes off way more than I can hit a cowbell~
#1001 to #1000 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
Now my cuteness detector just exploded~
#1002 to #1001 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
Are you sure it's not picking up readings from you?
#1003 to #1002 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
It compensated it's readings for whoever was holding it~
You're so cute you broke it all your own, cuddlebutt~
#1004 to #1003 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
Well, most meters have a max load, even if you set a new value of zero.
I'm pretty sure you caused a big portion of that~
#1005 to #1004 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
It's for whoever's holding it, sweetie~
It's a certain direction because it compensates with shielding~

Aaaall you, sweetie~
#1006 to #1005 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
Maybe the cuteness radiating off of you is reflecting off of nearby surfaces and bypassing the shielding~
#1007 to #1006 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
That's like saying rain bouncing off the ground an up into the umbrella. Just doesn't work that way, love~
#1008 to #1007 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
I don't think cuteness is affected by gravity, and if rain weren't it would totally bounce up into the umbrella
#1009 to #1008 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
If rain acted as a form of light, maybe. Otherwise it'd sorta stick to whatever it touches, blobbing together.
#1010 to #1009 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
But still, some would go back up into the umbrella, and since cuteness isn't affected by gravity, some of your's is bouncing back into the detector~
#1011 to #1010 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
If so, it still wouldn't be nearly enough to break it~
#1012 to #1011 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
But you did play a part in it~
#1013 to #1012 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
I won't argue, mister banana molester~
#1015 to #1014 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
You're just suuuuper cute today, Twili <3
Love it~
#1016 to #1015 - tariv (09/02/2015) [-]
No, you <3
Love you~
#1017 to #1016 - wigglyjr (09/02/2015) [-]
I love you too, Twilight <3
#978 to #957 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
I'm doing alright
No work today because our walk-in cooler broke and all our food is bad
#979 to #978 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Those poor foodstuffs~

Glad you got a day off, sweetie~
Buuuuuuut
Why play TF2 if you don't invite me~?
>v>
#980 to #979 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Well, I was playing on not MvM
#981 to #980 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
>Implying I wouldn't wanna be your healslut in normal TF2
User avatar #982 to #981 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Well, I was on a 10x server too
#983 to #982 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Am I supposed to not like those?
#984 to #983 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Pocketing usually doesn't work out so well for the Medic on those
#985 to #984 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
>Implying I don't go beggar's on x10 servers
#986 to #985 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Nah, Demo with Claidheamh Mòr and Splendid Screen is where it's at
#987 to #986 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Nah, brass beast heavy~
#988 to #987 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Brass Beast is pretty good since you have a damage reduction thanks to the Gun Mettle update
#989 to #988 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Buuuuut, are you playing a newly updated server that actually accounts for that?
#990 to #989 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Direct Hit: 2 damage
#991 to #990 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
The whole team should go Brass Beast Heavy~
#992 to #991 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
And the Chocolate Bar
#993 to #992 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
As if you need chocolate~
You're already sweet as can be <3
#995 to #994 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
I love you, Twili~
#996 to #995 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
I love you too, WIggly~
#959 to #958 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Things and stuff~
#960 to #959 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
You really aren't giving me much here
#961 to #960 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
You need more info~?
#962 to #961 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, I have no idea what those things are
#963 to #962 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Lewd stuff, sparklebutt~
#964 to #963 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
And the conclusion was?
#966 to #965 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
You're going to bite Dash's ear?
#967 to #966 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
You sure about that~?
#968 to #967 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
I saw the apples and figured that's who was on top
Why would I bite your ear?
#969 to #968 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
For lewd reasons~

Now hop in the tub so I can rub you all over~
#970 to #969 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Oh, that escalated quickly
#971 to #970 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Sweetie, do you not know that I've been lewd the entire time~?
#972 to #971 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know, that still escalated quickly
#973 to #972 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Perhaaaaps~
#974 to #973 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, but
Nurse Jackie?
#975 to #974 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. A little odd.
#976 to #975 - tariv (08/18/2015) [-]
Anyways, aside from all that, how're you?
#977 to #976 - wigglyjr (08/18/2015) [-]
I'm okay. Trying to chat with some older users who I didn't talk with as much.

How about you, sweetie~?
User avatar #948 to #875 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
>Some other things
#949 to #948 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Horn
Lashes
Working on ears
#950 to #949 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Lashes I've not gotten, though I have randomly felt the eyes and the ears (separately) on occasion. If I get frisson I can focus the sensation up and temporarily make my ears.

I don't know if I've mentioned, but my tail actually has been sticking around. It fades in and out, but it's there. The wings are still the strongest part, but I can't do much with them. Horn is there if I focus on it or a spell (which will never work, no matter how many times I absentmindedly try).
#951 to #950 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like its working well
I'll talk to you tomorrow, I'm going to hit the hay
Gotta get my beauty sleep as you know, and I missed my mid-day nap.

Nii nii, Twili~
#952 to #951 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I'll join you, figuratively
Goodnight, Rares~
Sleep well~
#953 to #952 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I probably wouldn't mind, non-figuratively
I'm gonna do a session, I couldn't sleep like I usually do, which is fall asleep almost instantly.
#954 to #953 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I mean, given the opportunity, I probably wouldn't pass it up, but
I don't understand how people can do that. I lie there and think about things for a good half hour at least.
#955 to #954 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm a fast sleeper, and a hard sleeper.

Alright, legitimately, I'm heading to bed.
#956 to #955 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Sleep well~
User avatar #924 to #875 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
You mean you haven't memorized all of GLaDOS's lines?
I know I haven't
#925 to #924 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Only the ones I do actually hear
#926 to #925 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
You can definitly hear that one unless you can dump the core and get her to drop the next one before it finishes, which I don't think you can without using glitch
User avatar #929 to #926 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I do hear that one
As she's dying
User avatar #931 to #929 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
It's after one of the cores drops
User avatar #933 to #931 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah
You'll see
User avatar #934 to #933 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I suppose I will
User avatar #935 to #934 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I should bed yes?
User avatar #936 to #935 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Probably, when do you work?
User avatar #937 to #936 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
5:30
User avatar #938 to #937 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Then yeah, if you want to get things done during the day
Of course you could stay up late and sleep until you need to get ready for work that way you won't have any reason to drive anywhere but work
User avatar #939 to #938 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Eh
I've got no money
So I can't do anything
User avatar #940 to #939 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Fair enough
It'll give you time to relax if nothing else
User avatar #941 to #940 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I should bed
How has your hypnosis been going?
User avatar #942 to #941 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Nothing new
Nothing seems stronger
I haven't done it in a few days, unfortunately
I do occasionally have to stop myself from saying pony versions of words

How about yours?
User avatar #943 to #942 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I just focus on it before bed and that's it...
User avatar #944 to #943 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Like, no file?
User avatar #945 to #944 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Nope
Just my pony body
User avatar #946 to #945 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
How's it working?
Can you feel it well?
User avatar #947 to #946 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I can feel the hooves and some other things
#928 to #926 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Its not a glitch~
#930 to #928 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, that word record one didn't utilize it. He dropped them one at a time.
User avatar #932 to #930 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Then he's stupid
User avatar #927 to #926 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
*a glitch
Words are hard
User avatar #904 to #875 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, what was your time?
User avatar #905 to #904 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
18:06
Back then, that had the record
Now speeddemoarchives has some absurd time because they basically said ''anything is legal''
User avatar #906 to #905 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
The Sourceruns Team is a bizarre bunch
9:12 with movement like an alien
Having just one way listed to beat the game is silly because some people don't like watching people use glitches to break stuff

Speedrun.com has it divided into 4 categories
Beat the game: 8:31.51
No OoB: 12:02.895
Glitchless: 17:16.5
Legacy No OoB: 13:29.055
Legacy reads to be the same as No OoB without edge glitches in 11 & 12 and without the double edge glitch in 18
User avatar #907 to #906 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah it was the glitchless one I was in as far as I knew
Must have been topped since then
This was like 2012
User avatar #908 to #907 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
That's pretty damn cool
youtu.be/IeH_WBA1IrU
User avatar #909 to #908 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Wanna watch me do one some time?
#910 to #909 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, that'd be awesome
User avatar #911 to #910 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm super rusty
But tomorrow after work, I can
User avatar #912 to #911 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
What time are you off?
User avatar #913 to #912 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Like 11
User avatar #914 to #913 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I was gonna say I might not be able to because I need to bed at, like, 2, but then I remembered that it'd take around 20 minutes
User avatar #915 to #914 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah it wouldn't take that long
User avatar #916 to #915 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I was rounding
User avatar #917 to #916 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I mean it wouldn't take 3 hrs
User avatar #918 to #917 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I realized that after pressing the button
#919 to #918 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
But I don't know if voice in video
#920 to #919 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I've heard it before, so
I've only just realized what "In base 4, I'm fine" meant
#921 to #920 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #922 to #921 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
"2 plus 2 is [Error sounds] 10

In base 4, I'm fine"

I taught you this, you can figure it out
User avatar #923 to #922 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh
Yeah I got that
I didn't realize it was a portal thing
#881 to #875 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, sorry about the delay. Was playing TF2 but it kept crashing, and my custom fall damage sound is broken
Yeah, sorry about the delay. Was playing TF2 but it kept crashing, and my custom fall damage sound is broken
#882 to #881 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
What is your custom fall sound?
#884 to #883 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Why? Why not something funnier?
#885 to #884 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Like?

The demoknight's charge sound is noises made by the same guy, and the colliding with someone noise is "Beep beep"
The decloak sound of the Dead Ringer (It makes a loud noise when you decloak) is "I hope nobody heard that"
#886 to #885 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't know. You got me.

Maybe its just my stupid bias of TF2 but something from Portal would amuse me
#887 to #886 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
I have Portal 2, but I don't have it installed, so I can't really go looking through the files for something to use
#888 to #887 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Portal is amazing
#889 to #888 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
It is pretty amazing
#890 to #889 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
If someone asked me, and they have, it'd be in my top 3 of the best games of all time
#891 to #890 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
There was a survey a good while back on who the best video game companion was. The winner was the Companion Cube, despite the fact that it did nothing but act as a normal block which happened to have a heart on it.

I'll admit that I spent a good ten minutes trying to find a way to progress without having to kill the Companion Cube.

When GLaDOS told me that all Aperture equipment was functional up to, I don't remember the number, 4000K or something like that, I immediately realized that meant that the cube survived. I then died because I wasn't sure how to get out of the fire pit.
#893 to #891 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin   
   
I've played the game so many times that I held the unofficial world record. (I had the record beaten but they refused to accept it because my PC dropped 15 frames in the middle and they claimed I cheated)
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin

I've played the game so many times that I held the unofficial world record. (I had the record beaten but they refused to accept it because my PC dropped 15 frames in the middle and they claimed I cheated)
#894 to #893 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Which world record?
User avatar #895 to #894 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
In bounds portal 1 speedrun
User avatar #896 to #895 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Faster than the 9:17 backwards hopping nonsense?
User avatar #898 to #896 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Also non tool assisted
User avatar #899 to #898 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, I guessed that much.
Glitchless?
User avatar #900 to #899 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Only one legal glitch on chamber 18 to get under the door
User avatar #901 to #900 - tariv (08/17/2015) [-]
Why's that the only legal one?
User avatar #903 to #901 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
I mean I use portal standing elsewhere but that's the only one that people have controversy over
User avatar #902 to #901 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Because portal standing is legal and that's all it was
User avatar #897 to #896 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Without using the backhopping it was 18:06
User avatar #892 to #891 - phanact (08/17/2015) [-]
Completely missed this reply **** , hold on
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