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My friend, I bid you good luck, as many of the original series no longer exist in video form
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Poor Second Doctor...
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Just doing my job. Wait...
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Happen to know where this is from?
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Just doing my job. Wait...
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User avatar #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user darlingdo ** You and 9 others are going to be used to make a robot. You cannot say no.
User avatar #101 to #82 - darlingdo (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #91 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user jetanotheranon **
User avatar #90 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user playcolt **
User avatar #89 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user intrepidy **
User avatar #88 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user foreveraloneagain **
User avatar #87 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user retrochris **
User avatar #94 to #87 - retrochris (02/21/2013) [-]
my body is ready
robot the fuck outta it.
#96 to #95 - retrochris (02/21/2013) [-]
I'm a sweet-ass canon. I like dat
User avatar #86 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user fuckitbucket **
User avatar #85 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user idrk **
User avatar #92 to #85 - idrk ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #97 to #93 - idrk ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
That's a pretty badass robot.
User avatar #84 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user feelythefeel **
User avatar #83 to #82 - tariv (02/21/2013) [-]
**tariv rolled user alhemicar **
User avatar #100 to #99 - alhemicar (02/21/2013) [-]
meh, just lvl 34
#77 - Vuumbleman (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 - Vpirate (01/03/2013) [-]
You.

A long time ago, you spend I'd say a good hour dumping Fluttershy pictures for me when I was feeling depressed.

I never got to thank you for that.

Thank you. So much.

I still go back to that thread of Flutters anytime I feel bad.
#76 to #75 - tariv (01/03/2013) [-]
No problem. I'm glad to help.
User avatar #74 to #73 - tariv (12/24/2012) [-]
That is from so long ago...
User avatar #71 - notevenmyfinalform (08/09/2012) [-]
I just uploaded it officially!

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1747
User avatar #79 to #71 - newposterintown (02/18/2013) [-]
Did you make this? It is really good man.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tariv (08/09/2012) [-]
Well done. Allow me actually create an account for the SCP wiki and I'll give it a plus.

No, I don't have an account for them. Yes, I have read a metric ass tonne of SCPs.
#62 - ghirahn (08/08/2012) [-]
I see a coming shitstorm my friend.
Take this with you.
#58 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Oh yeah,this is the picture i was gonna use

the caption will be "the current state of scp-1747"
User avatar #59 to #58 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure how to get measurements for blade height and length form it...any ideas of what it will be?
User avatar #60 to #59 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
It was 1.5 meters. Lemme do some work on it. Be back shortly.
#63 to #61 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
Here we go. It's hard to see, but, the blue line represents 1.5 m, the green line is one-third of that, .5 m, and the red line is two-thirds the blue line, 1 m. The blade is .5 m long.
User avatar #65 to #63 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Thanks! So Would it be safe to say that the blade is .25 meters wide?
User avatar #66 to #65 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
I did the math, the width of the blade is .325 meters wide, or 13/40
User avatar #67 to #66 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Thanks so much man!

One more question,for the test logs

Test A - Date
> Subject:
> Procedure:
> Results:
> Analysis:

What do i put for subject? and for procedure is it just,"SCP-1747 is used to penetrate the surface of the ground." ?
User avatar #69 to #67 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
I gtg, I'll answer any other question when I get back.
User avatar #70 to #69 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Okay,thanks so much for everything!

User avatar #68 to #67 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
Replace procedure with location, and maybe add what is being dug into.
User avatar #53 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Just cause I want to keep it private,cause its almost done. I'm gonna pm it to you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
Okeyday
User avatar #55 to #54 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
So uh,What do you think of it?
User avatar #56 to #55 - tariv (08/08/2012) [-]
It's good, but I see some things that may need to be changed. I'm working on reply right now.
User avatar #57 to #56 - notevenmyfinalform (08/08/2012) [-]
Okay,thanks.
#45 - tariv (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey, you might need this.
User avatar #46 to #128 - tariv (06/14/2012) [-]
Thanks me.
#43 - panamaofjacks (06/03/2012) [-]
You are now picturing Karkat sounds like Dan from Dan Vs.
You are now picturing Karkat sounds like Dan from Dan Vs.
User avatar #44 to #126 - tariv (06/03/2012) [-]
Not really, no. Mostly because I don't watch that.
User avatar #42 - monaco **User deleted account** (05/28/2012) [-]
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#34 - vrox (04/28/2012) [-]
Check your messages
User avatar #35 to #117 - tariv (04/28/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #32 - tariv (04/23/2012) [-]
Okay, science time. First, watch this video. http://youtu . be/8Q_GQqUg6Ts
Now, an argument against this is that, if you know every property of every particle in the entire universe and know the laws of physics to a "T", then you can predict the how each particle will react with every other particle and thus, can predict the future. However, I believe that there is something else, a substance that isn't made of particles, a "non-particle." This non-particle has no definite properties and it can interact with any particle in any way, or it my not interact with a particle. This non-particle is what allows there to be many different "time-streams."
User avatar #33 to #109 - tariv (04/23/2012) [-]
Now that the science is out of the way, onto the ponies.
Now, I think that unicorns and other magical creatures are capable of interacting with the non-particle, and can make the non-particle interact with other objects in any manner they wish. Thus, allowing for anything to be done via magic. However, I think that the non-particle "fights back" against being controlled, so a unicorn must be strong enough in both mind and body to control the non-particle. Things such as lifting an object don't change much, and thus, are fairly easy feats to preform, but teleporting or changing the properties of an object require significantly more power to preform. So, yeah. That's what I think. Any questions?
User avatar #27 - tariv (04/18/2012) [-]
Tarivian Risk
Rules; Ver. 2.5-ish (I'm working on 3)

Territory Points (TP)-Points gained based on pattern rolled
>Spent on various abilities
>Must be used on round rolled else they expire
>Patterns
>>Nothing (Ex. 5762)-2TP
>>Pac-man Dubs (Ex. 6296)-4TP
>>Dubs (Ex. 3881)-6TP
>>Double Dubs (Ex. 5522; 4747)-8TP
>>Pac-man Trips (Ex. 0040)-10TP
>>Trips (Ex. 0333)-15TP
>>Sequence (Ex. 4567)-18TP
>>Quads (Ex. 8888)-20TP
User avatar #28 to #103 - tariv (04/18/2012) [-]
Expanding-Making an adjacent, unoccupied territory become occupied
>1TP per unoccupied, adjacent territory

Attacking-Expanding into territories occupied by another country
>1TP per occupied, adjacent territory

Defending-Preventing attacking countries from taking territories
>Spend any amount of TP, up to amount rolled
>When attacked, x territories are not taken, where x is the number of TP spent on defense

Infertile Territories (IT)-Territories that are more difficult to expand into
>Territories marked with an "I" are infertile
>Countries cannot be created in IT
>Countries cannot expand into IT for the first 3 rounds
>2TP to expand into
>Once expanded into, IT becomes normal
>1TP to attack

Advantageous Territories (AdT)-Territories with a tactical advantage
>Territories marked with an "A" are advantageous
>1TP to expand into
>3TP to attack
User avatar #29 to #104 - tariv (04/18/2012) [-]
Advantageous Infertile Territories (AIT)
>Territories marked with both "I" and "A" are AIT
>Countries cannot start in AIT
>Countries cannot expand into AIT for the first 3 rounds
>2TP to expand into
>Once expanded into, becomes AdT
>3TP to attack

Artifact Territories (ArT)-Territories that, when occupied, provide some bonus for the country occupying it.
>ArT are AIT
>Shield Territories (ST)
>>Territories marked with a shield are ST
>>Each round, countries receive 1TP per ST that countries occupies
>>>This TP is automatically used for defense and cannot be used for anything but defense
>Weapon Territories (WT)
>>Territories marked with a sword are WT
>>Each round, countries receive 1TP per WT that country occupies
>>>This TP is used only for attacking and cannot be used for anything but attacking
User avatar #31 to #105 - tariv (04/19/2012) [-]
Lands of Power-Groups of territories that, when occupied by one country, give a bonus.
>Example bonuses
>>Can move any one digit in roll up by one (9->0)
>>Can move any one digit in roll down by one (0->9)
>>Can move any one digit in roll up or down by one (0<->9)
>>Can replace any on digit in roll with any other digit in roll
>>Can expand into any non-adjacent territory.
__________This stuff below this line was made up on the spot______
An hero-All is lost, you can quit now
>When a country has fewer than 15 territories, the current leader of the country (usually the creator of the country) may decide that his country is an hero
>The next round that country ceases to exist, leaving unoccupied territories, unless a new leader is declared before the next round.
>A country may not become an hero within the first ten rounds

Coups-Replacing the current leader
>To preform a coup, one must roll a certain something based on the number of territories in the country
>>Dubs =<20 territories
>>Trips =<40 territories
>>Quads =<60 territories
>>Quints =<80 territories
>>Sexes... =<100
>>Hepts =<120
>>Octs =<140
>>Nons =<160
>>Don't even try >160
User avatar #26 to #96 - tariv (03/22/2012) [-]
So I've seen. Thank you, I shall have fun with this.
#24 - tariv (03/21/2012) [-]
Users I've caught: McSquigly, Limmuz, and Stukka.
#4 - tariv (03/19/2012) [-]
And so begins a Homestuck dump
And so begins a Homestuck dump
#5 to #69 - tariv (03/19/2012) [-]
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#7 to #71 - tariv (03/19/2012) [-]
Why do I have this? When would this be useful?
Why do I have this? When would this be useful?
#10 to #72 - warzon (03/19/2012) [-]
abandoning thread of course
User avatar #23 to #75 - tariv (03/19/2012) [-]
Of course
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#22 to #86 - tariv (03/19/2012) [-]
Fin
Fin
#3 - izzd **User deleted account** (03/14/2012) [-]
Wait a sec, you already won a pony wallpaper...... OH WELL
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