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#9 - Fear of falling makes this intense as **** to wat… 01/22/2013 on 1st person parkour +5
#4 - Just play singleplayer, peaceful mode, and find a village. … 01/19/2013 on Minecraft 0
#87 - Also being an Englishman, I am also aware of that fact. 01/14/2013 on Oh Greece 0
#81 - It's bacon. It certainly doesn't look like salmon.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Oh Greece +1
#82 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
being an englishman i know its bacon
User avatar #87 - tanukicana (01/14/2013) [-]
Also being an Englishman, I am also aware of that fact.
#104 - Well aren't you a lucky **** . Some people have su… 11/27/2012 on Helpful 4chan 0
#122 - That, as far as I am concerned, is irrelevant to what I just s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on 1st world problems 0
#126 - feelythefeel (11/15/2012) [-]
#120 - I'm diabetic and I buy diet drinks to avoid having to inject m…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on 1st world problems +1
#121 - feelythefeel (11/15/2012) [-]
http://voices.yahoo.com/is-diet-soda-worse-than-regular-soda-281525.html?cat=5
User avatar #122 - tanukicana (11/15/2012) [-]
That, as far as I am concerned, is irrelevant to what I just said. The carbohydrate content of diet drinks is zero. Therefore I do not need to inject myself with insulin to drink it. On the other than, in 100ml most sugary drinks here in england, there is about 30g of carbohydrate. I would have to inject myself to drink 30ml of say, coca cola. It's fucking annoying.
#126 - feelythefeel (11/15/2012) [-]
#115 - Was anyone else disappointed with the first episode of this ne…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2012 on It begins... +1
#154 - BuddyTorre has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122 - mralice (11/11/2012) [-]
Someone exploded and died.
What more could you have possibly expected from a kids show?
For what it is, I was happy with it.
User avatar #118 - madjackwack (11/11/2012) [-]
how come bro? i thought it was epically brutal.
#3 - Oh my god, he's gorgeous! 11/02/2012 on Photogenic hyena +2
#5 - It literally quotes the bible in the post, dude. Revelations 2… 10/27/2012 on Because science +3
#538 - What difference does that make? Even if he made a new account …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on Happy birthday boy! +5
User avatar #545 - pollux (10/24/2012) [-]
what good would that even be? the thumbs still wouldn't be on his main account, so he deleted the account for practically nothing :\
#83255 - Fair enough, will do. Ta! 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#83251 - I would certainly hope so! Would you mind if I asked you for a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #83254 - demonicchimera (10/20/2012) [-]
I only know how to tell properly from websites. Just google and you will find pages that will offer greater help than I can give.
User avatar #83255 - tanukicana (10/20/2012) [-]
Fair enough, will do. Ta!
#83207 - Bought from amazon sellers with good reputation, so I'm hoping…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #83247 - demonicchimera (10/20/2012) [-]
I only know how to find out in person (i.e. you'd need to post a good picture of them to for me to see if they are fake). I'm pretty sure that amazon will allow you to return them if they are fake though.
User avatar #83251 - tanukicana (10/20/2012) [-]
I would certainly hope so! Would you mind if I asked you for advice if I find I cannot trade with them when they arrive?
User avatar #83254 - demonicchimera (10/20/2012) [-]
I only know how to tell properly from websites. Just google and you will find pages that will offer greater help than I can give.
User avatar #83255 - tanukicana (10/20/2012) [-]
Fair enough, will do. Ta!
#83198 - Sorry, forgot to log in so thought nobody had replied yet! I'm… 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#127 - FUN FACT TIME! Quite often in London restaurants, gla…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on True or Faluse 0
#131 - tigronn (10/04/2012) [-]
you know... i really dont care xD
#5 - I'll admit, the Doctor Who one successfully rustled my jimmies. 09/22/2012 on how to piss off fans 0
#32 - That growling was a warning, as in, "stop holding my … 09/22/2012 on Don't Joke With Him 0
#5 - Then I hope you don't ever have the chance to come near a dog,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Don't Joke With Him +2
User avatar #31 - prettyflyforawifi (09/22/2012) [-]
i wouldnt hurt any animal on purpose, but i do believe you have to show them who is boss, that growling at me shit, i dont deal with.
User avatar #32 - tanukicana (09/22/2012) [-]
That growling was a warning, as in, "stop holding my fucking paws". There is a difference between showing them who is boss (like not allowing them to growl at you while they wait for food) and just abusing them and expecting them to lie down and take it. Moreover, to just continually ignore that kind of warning and not expect the dog to take it any further is BEYOND retarded.
#63 - Yes, we listen to classical music to this day. I'm sure there … 09/19/2012 on 10-0 0
#369 - No he didn't, just read what he said. "I make l… 09/16/2012 on re:Romney is a Tool -1
#24 - Well first of all, he never said he paid 7500 in taxes. He sai…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2012 on re:Romney is a Tool -8
User avatar #49 - grogabusk (09/16/2012) [-]
He said that he earned $15,000 a year, but AFTER taxes he earned $7,500..... I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

OP also never said he doesn't work hard. He said he doesn't work FULL TIME and therefore doesn't have a right to say someone who has worked their ass off to do what they've already done in their elected position hasn't worked a day in his life and gets everything handed to him.
User avatar #369 - tanukicana (09/16/2012) [-]
No he didn't, just read what he said.

"I make less than $15000 a year". Less than 15000 is not 15000 :/

"Last year, after taxes, I made around $7500"

He made 7500 after being taxed. If OPs (the second OPs) taxation brackets are correct, he would have earned about $8300 dollars before tax.


I'm sad people are so quick to thumb me down for pointing out flaws in a post because they are too caught up with agreeing with the OP to actually stop and read what they are agreeing with.
#46 - anonymous (09/16/2012) [-]
Don't forget he said that he was studying.
#1 - Because all the fat guys have great abs!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Know the difference 0
User avatar #2 - kanatana (09/11/2012) [-]
Wait, I thought skinny chicks didn't have any tits?
#28 - You certainly can't whilst also driving, unless you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Let me help you with that 0
User avatar #29 - esmebuffay (09/10/2012) [-]
It doesn't look like they're doing much driving, the traffic's all backed up, that's why the guy's driving between the cars in the first place.
#25 - Dunno how he would have managed that, seeing as the driver sit…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Let me help you with that +1
User avatar #106 - niedzielan (09/10/2012) [-]
Some cars have controls on the driver side to adjust the wing-mirrors.
User avatar #27 - esmebuffay (09/10/2012) [-]
So people in England can't reach across the seat or move over? I'm not saying that's necessarily what happened just that it's a possibility.
#38 - frodothetroll has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - tanukicana (09/10/2012) [-]
You certainly can't whilst also driving, unless you're fucking huge!
User avatar #29 - esmebuffay (09/10/2012) [-]
It doesn't look like they're doing much driving, the traffic's all backed up, that's why the guy's driving between the cars in the first place.
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User avatar #132 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
hoyhoyhoy
User avatar #133 to #132 - tanukicana (09/03/2013) [-]
Ahoy hoy
User avatar #134 to #133 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
how've u been
User avatar #135 to #134 - tanukicana (09/03/2013) [-]
Pretty good :3 you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
yeh school started again but im fine man
User avatar #129 - kingniggering (07/12/2013) [-]
Evil toast for your DGT
User avatar #131 to #130 - kingniggering (07/12/2013) [-]
WHat do you want for it then?
I'll give you ALOT
#128 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Can I have your items?
User avatar #122 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
Hey ill trade you a sword of green thumbs and a thumb gear and a Julius Caesar 400,000 point value total, and 2 big items for your Dragon guarding treasure?
User avatar #117 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
1 baby for my book isn't gonna cut it
User avatar #118 to #117 - tanukicana (08/27/2012) [-]
Not sure how to respond to that? Ok then
User avatar #119 to #118 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
gonna need like 4
User avatar #120 to #119 - tanukicana (08/27/2012) [-]
would you settle for three and a half?
User avatar #121 to #120 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
.. no
User avatar #113 - toastwarriornog (08/26/2012) [-]
If youre still trading, please let me know. I would LOVE a crystal gateway, mossy pillar, and a snowman head.

Thanks!
User avatar #114 to #113 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Yep, still trading. Anything I don't have would be good!
User avatar #115 to #114 - toastwarriornog (08/26/2012) [-]
I can trade you a crystal toast for a gateway, red bubble pillar, and a snowman head.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Sure, send the trades
#112 - mcm (08/26/2012) [-]
Is there anything that I can give for the dragon?
User avatar #111 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Dragon Guarding Treasure for anything of mine by any chance?

It would help me a lot in going for unique items.
User avatar #108 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
Hey man, have you stopped collecting?
User avatar #109 to #108 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Pretty much, I come on every now and then and grab a few items but I'm not really fussed anymore
User avatar #110 to #109 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm thinking of stopping too, probably at the end of the month, trying to get the most unique items to win the Toaster bot thing. It's quite hard when my main competitor keeps getting 2.5m and 1m items for 50,000 items.
User avatar #107 - antimedic (08/24/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to trade anything for that dragon mate(:?
User avatar #93 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Check out my latest item, lol, all I need now is cake, and rare crystal thing
User avatar #94 to #93 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
You wish. Flying sandwich gun.
User avatar #95 to #94 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
I think pinkie pie is trolling, i haven't seen anyone with it, i don't think it's getable
User avatar #96 to #95 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Someone has it, I'm trying to trade.
User avatar #97 to #96 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
You've left youself with not many dupes lol
User avatar #98 to #97 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Hehe, true true ^^ I have other means though
User avatar #99 to #98 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Curious lol.

I got two dolan meteorites in the one go lol.
User avatar #100 to #99 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Well, 3 did drop :P
User avatar #103 to #100 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
God damnit, 3rd time I missed cake, every time i do something else for 2 seconds, cake comes
User avatar #101 to #100 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah lol
User avatar #102 to #101 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Second Mao.
User avatar #82 - ghostmole (08/12/2012) [-]
what would i need to give you for the crystal monster?
User avatar #83 to #82 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Chairman Mao, or the best blowjob this world has ever known.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ghostmole (08/12/2012) [-]
looks like its a hunt for chairman mao
User avatar #79 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
howcome you declined? D:
User avatar #80 to #79 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Because I have 2 of each, which is better than 3 of one and 1 of the other
User avatar #81 to #80 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
ah, this is true, i didn't look further, i do apologise
User avatar #67 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm curious, didn't you have a Chairman Mao earlier? traded it for General Musharaf?
User avatar #68 to #67 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Nope, never had Mao
User avatar #69 to #68 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Huh nevermind then, is there anything I could trade for a magic mirror+ silver bar?
User avatar #70 to #69 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
If I have more than 1 of an item, you're welcome to trade any item for it so long as it's worth more than what you're asking for :P
User avatar #71 to #70 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Ho chi minh for silver bar+ magic mirror (I'm gonna send 2 trades since I don't know how to trade for 2 items at once) that cool?
User avatar #72 to #71 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
No, that's not cool :/
User avatar #73 to #72 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
But a magic mirror+silver bar =1000
Ho chi minh=2000 D:
User avatar #74 to #73 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Wait, are you asking for my ho chi minh, or offering yours?
User avatar #75 to #74 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Offering mine for your magic mirror+silver bar (did i word incorrectly or something?)
User avatar #76 to #75 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Probably just me being a derp. That's fine, you can send a request :)
User avatar #77 to #76 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
I sent 2 trades because I don't know how to trade for 2 items at once (can you even do that?)
User avatar #78 to #77 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #63 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
You willing to trade a ho chi minh for a stalin even though you have a ho chi minh already? xD
User avatar #64 to #63 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
I have 2 ho chi minhs and 2 stalins o-o i dont really want 3 of one and 1 of the other :P
User avatar #65 to #64 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
dayum did you pick up the most recent one? Your profile said you still had one when i checked lol
User avatar #66 to #65 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I did :)
User avatar #58 - theatomicflounder (08/12/2012) [-]
I dont suppose you would still do the trade for the purple statue?
User avatar #60 to #58 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
I actually have a cannon now. If you have something else I need, I'd still be happy to trade it though!
User avatar #61 to #60 - theatomicflounder (08/12/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I no longer have any items over you. Shoulda taken that trade :/ want a crystal statue so bad lol. Okay, well happy hunting
User avatar #62 to #61 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Sorry :( If you get anything I'm missing I'll be happy to trade though!
User avatar #56 - soldiersboot (08/12/2012) [-]
hey mate, wanna trade my ho chi minh for your crystal gate? cheers
User avatar #57 to #56 - soldiersboot (08/12/2012) [-]
actually, i got hold of lenin, i see that you don't have him. do we have a deal?
User avatar #59 to #57 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#55 - jdef (08/12/2012) [-]
What do you want that I have for aids you have 3
User avatar #54 - nowbackatme (08/12/2012) [-]
Yes or no? I GOTTA KNOW
User avatar #46 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
By the way, howd you get 2 purple bubbles? I've never even seen one, outside of of someones inventory anyway.
User avatar #47 to #46 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
Picked up one, traded for the other (before I picked one up)
User avatar #48 to #47 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Wow, lucky. You do have a lot of items. C-..can I...


Maybe have a tip
User avatar #49 to #48 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
spam r, use the numpad and be quick ^^ thats about it
User avatar #50 to #49 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Should I use numbers? I usually just mouseclick the numbers.
User avatar #51 to #50 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
I was doing that and got next to nothing. Learn to use the numpad and you'll be flying.
User avatar #52 to #51 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Okay, thanks!
User avatar #53 to #52 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
Fancy trading that cannon as a thanks for sharing a tip? xP
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