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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
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#34 - Usually it's to ask what I think of their features and whether…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on She's right you know. 0
User avatar #35 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
That's so wrong. How do you even reply? "Um, I like your... ass? Your tits don't show well in this pic though. Send me a few more so we can find your best angle"
I guess it sort of makes sense though.
User avatar #36 - tanukicana (04/06/2014) [-]
Usually I reply honestly, though it's less "I like your ____" and more "your ___ looks very great". To be honest, I sometimes don't even have to ask for the pics - girls seem very comfortable sending them to me knowing I'm gay.

User avatar #44 - crazylance (04/06/2014) [-]
That's funny. Word got around that I'm bisexual in my school and suddenly the amount of girls that talked to me increased somewhat. My friend is jealous because one of the girls that talked to me is his crush.
User avatar #39 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
That's a fucking clever deal you've got going there, mister.
#30 - I am a bisexual male, but pretend to be just gay so that women…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on She's right you know. +4
User avatar #33 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
Why would they send you nudes if they think you're gay?
Isn't the whole point of nudes to make someone want to fuck you or have I been girling wrong all these years?
User avatar #34 - tanukicana (04/06/2014) [-]
Usually it's to ask what I think of their features and whether or not I think another guy would like it.
User avatar #35 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
That's so wrong. How do you even reply? "Um, I like your... ass? Your tits don't show well in this pic though. Send me a few more so we can find your best angle"
I guess it sort of makes sense though.
User avatar #36 - tanukicana (04/06/2014) [-]
Usually I reply honestly, though it's less "I like your ____" and more "your ___ looks very great". To be honest, I sometimes don't even have to ask for the pics - girls seem very comfortable sending them to me knowing I'm gay.

User avatar #44 - crazylance (04/06/2014) [-]
That's funny. Word got around that I'm bisexual in my school and suddenly the amount of girls that talked to me increased somewhat. My friend is jealous because one of the girls that talked to me is his crush.
User avatar #39 - assrocket (04/06/2014) [-]
That's a fucking clever deal you've got going there, mister.
#223 - I know this is really unlikely, but don't suppose you have a s… 04/02/2014 on Talk about accuracy... 0
#6 - I personally would, I instaskip all these fact comps, but at l… 03/23/2014 on pwease 0
#19 - ****** little prick turnin around early, I was a … 02/22/2014 on I shouldn't be laughing.... 0
#90 - "Skipping ********* " seems a bit off. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on the fj community -1
User avatar #94 - honeybrew (02/03/2014) [-]
this is just what I do too.
#109814 - I have four £15 iTunes gift cards that I can't use. I want to…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #109825 - advicedude (01/02/2014) [-]
Buy fun games
User avatar #109816 - derpityhurr (01/02/2014) [-]
kijiji
User avatar #109817 - derpityhurr (01/02/2014) [-]
or other classified sites, think kijiji is only canada
#4 - I went into a butchers, and I said to the fella, "I'll be… 11/22/2013 on The steaks ... +2
#5 - I missed the first line and thought it was just "me gay b… 11/17/2013 on football 0
#39 - **** the question, I can't work out where this paradox is 11/07/2013 on paradox 0
#2 - What seems to be the problem? 10/14/2013 on Squid Parking 0
#3 - Much as I appreciate this is neat, it doesn't really blow my m… 10/11/2013 on BOOM! 0
#44 - I really don't like the old episodes of South Park. Love the n… 10/11/2013 on HOLY SHITSTORM!!! 0
#4 - Surprised I need to point this out, but at 6.1 inches high and… 10/07/2013 on i want Mr Peebles 0
#3 - Actually, love of money is the root of all evil, not just money :| 10/02/2013 on Internet Maths; Because why... 0
#3 - Picture 09/26/2013 on Gets me every time. 0
#70 - Reporting in, I guess. Anyone care to explain the level requir… 09/23/2013 on level 40 +1
#1 - I genuinely watched the whole thing, hoping something funny wo… 09/22/2013 on CATS VERY LOL +1
#1 - It' s .elf armored hooah you step into that will not Astra… 09/17/2013 on Israeli Airport Security 0
#13 - np 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please 0
#21 - Stop 09/09/2013 on New Champ: Ao Shin -9
#11 - How building healing bot as technician?" how fighter … 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please +1
#10 - How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!" ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please +1
User avatar #11 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How building healing bot as technician?"
how fighter guy play trumpet"
As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?"
why to build turret as construction worker!"
How to shoot annoying baseball player?"
How to pretend to die as french businessman"
how ski mask guy listen to radio"
how do boston scoundrel run fast?"
how use chef knife as helmet child?"
how do drinks machine as erection man?"
how do i build disco platform as hank of the hill"
how moorish legend do fast run"
How u jump high as sports player"
how to fly as sold man?"
how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball?"
how country singer play guitar"
how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi"
how coal miner play missile command with wrungler"
where infantry fellow get gunboots?"
how medicine man find supersaw?"
how professorman inside eggshell?"
how somali pirate get pegleg"
how archer wanker shoot fire"
how texas man get can opener hand"
how astronaut suit eat candy" how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand" where vladimir putin find boxing glove"
#9 - how do i fly as demonstration man" what button make a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2013 on help tf2 please +2
#12 - thewalkingfrog (09/09/2013) [-]
some of these made me really happy thank you
User avatar #13 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
np
User avatar #10 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!"
how eyeball shoot eyeballs!!!"
how make u.s. marine go air force?"
How to make construction worker build gas pump?"
when can carpenter put soda machine"
How make Gun as Bob the Builder"
go play with your building blocks"
How do you push as the firebat"
how warrior dig with shovel"
what button to glow ghost buster?"
how I go shiny as the dentist"
how does fast boy throw ball"
how fireman hammertime"
how architect get more minerals"
How do I make healing box?"
how machine man get vespene gas"
who can then the secret agent become the other team"
why masked tuxedo man change color???"
how do outback steakhouse guy do the telescope"
how does french toast go seethrough"
how masked artist make ice sculptures"
How do I street fighter move as the fireman???????????"
as the American guy, how do I use my jetpack"
how to raise flag as patriot?!"
User avatar #11 - tanukicana (09/09/2013) [-]
How building healing bot as technician?"
how fighter guy play trumpet"
As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?"
why to build turret as construction worker!"
How to shoot annoying baseball player?"
How to pretend to die as french businessman"
how ski mask guy listen to radio"
how do boston scoundrel run fast?"
how use chef knife as helmet child?"
how do drinks machine as erection man?"
how do i build disco platform as hank of the hill"
how moorish legend do fast run"
How u jump high as sports player"
how to fly as sold man?"
how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball?"
how country singer play guitar"
how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi"
how coal miner play missile command with wrungler"
where infantry fellow get gunboots?"
how medicine man find supersaw?"
how professorman inside eggshell?"
how somali pirate get pegleg"
how archer wanker shoot fire"
how texas man get can opener hand"
how astronaut suit eat candy" how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand" where vladimir putin find boxing glove"
#176 - Tanukicana, the lamp of Trinity (Road). 09/09/2013 on Myles: the starTAC of... 0
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User avatar #132 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
hoyhoyhoy
User avatar #133 to #132 - tanukicana (09/03/2013) [-]
Ahoy hoy
User avatar #134 to #133 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
how've u been
User avatar #135 to #134 - tanukicana (09/03/2013) [-]
Pretty good :3 you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - RevengeNL (09/03/2013) [-]
yeh school started again but im fine man
User avatar #129 - kingniggering (07/12/2013) [-]
Evil toast for your DGT
User avatar #131 to #130 - kingniggering (07/12/2013) [-]
WHat do you want for it then?
I'll give you ALOT
#128 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Can I have your items?
User avatar #122 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
Hey ill trade you a sword of green thumbs and a thumb gear and a Julius Caesar 400,000 point value total, and 2 big items for your Dragon guarding treasure?
User avatar #117 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
1 baby for my book isn't gonna cut it
User avatar #118 to #117 - tanukicana (08/27/2012) [-]
Not sure how to respond to that? Ok then
User avatar #119 to #118 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
gonna need like 4
User avatar #120 to #119 - tanukicana (08/27/2012) [-]
would you settle for three and a half?
User avatar #121 to #120 - namtheham (08/27/2012) [-]
.. no
User avatar #113 - toastwarriornog (08/26/2012) [-]
If youre still trading, please let me know. I would LOVE a crystal gateway, mossy pillar, and a snowman head.

Thanks!
User avatar #114 to #113 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Yep, still trading. Anything I don't have would be good!
User avatar #115 to #114 - toastwarriornog (08/26/2012) [-]
I can trade you a crystal toast for a gateway, red bubble pillar, and a snowman head.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Sure, send the trades
#112 - mcm (08/26/2012) [-]
Is there anything that I can give for the dragon?
User avatar #111 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Dragon Guarding Treasure for anything of mine by any chance?

It would help me a lot in going for unique items.
User avatar #108 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
Hey man, have you stopped collecting?
User avatar #109 to #108 - tanukicana (08/26/2012) [-]
Pretty much, I come on every now and then and grab a few items but I'm not really fussed anymore
User avatar #110 to #109 - xkmarcus (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm thinking of stopping too, probably at the end of the month, trying to get the most unique items to win the Toaster bot thing. It's quite hard when my main competitor keeps getting 2.5m and 1m items for 50,000 items.
User avatar #107 - antimedic (08/24/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to trade anything for that dragon mate(:?
User avatar #93 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Check out my latest item, lol, all I need now is cake, and rare crystal thing
User avatar #94 to #93 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
You wish. Flying sandwich gun.
User avatar #95 to #94 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
I think pinkie pie is trolling, i haven't seen anyone with it, i don't think it's getable
User avatar #96 to #95 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Someone has it, I'm trying to trade.
User avatar #97 to #96 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
You've left youself with not many dupes lol
User avatar #98 to #97 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Hehe, true true ^^ I have other means though
User avatar #99 to #98 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Curious lol.

I got two dolan meteorites in the one go lol.
User avatar #100 to #99 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Well, 3 did drop :P
User avatar #103 to #100 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
God damnit, 3rd time I missed cake, every time i do something else for 2 seconds, cake comes
User avatar #101 to #100 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah lol
User avatar #102 to #101 - xkmarcus (08/12/2012) [-]
Second Mao.
User avatar #82 - ghostmole (08/12/2012) [-]
what would i need to give you for the crystal monster?
User avatar #83 to #82 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Chairman Mao, or the best blowjob this world has ever known.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ghostmole (08/12/2012) [-]
looks like its a hunt for chairman mao
User avatar #79 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
howcome you declined? D:
User avatar #80 to #79 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Because I have 2 of each, which is better than 3 of one and 1 of the other
User avatar #81 to #80 - thephoenix (08/12/2012) [-]
ah, this is true, i didn't look further, i do apologise
User avatar #67 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm curious, didn't you have a Chairman Mao earlier? traded it for General Musharaf?
User avatar #68 to #67 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Nope, never had Mao
User avatar #69 to #68 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Huh nevermind then, is there anything I could trade for a magic mirror+ silver bar?
User avatar #70 to #69 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
If I have more than 1 of an item, you're welcome to trade any item for it so long as it's worth more than what you're asking for :P
User avatar #71 to #70 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Ho chi minh for silver bar+ magic mirror (I'm gonna send 2 trades since I don't know how to trade for 2 items at once) that cool?
User avatar #72 to #71 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
No, that's not cool :/
User avatar #73 to #72 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
But a magic mirror+silver bar =1000
Ho chi minh=2000 D:
User avatar #74 to #73 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Wait, are you asking for my ho chi minh, or offering yours?
User avatar #75 to #74 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
Offering mine for your magic mirror+silver bar (did i word incorrectly or something?)
User avatar #76 to #75 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Probably just me being a derp. That's fine, you can send a request :)
User avatar #77 to #76 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
I sent 2 trades because I don't know how to trade for 2 items at once (can you even do that?)
User avatar #78 to #77 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #63 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
You willing to trade a ho chi minh for a stalin even though you have a ho chi minh already? xD
User avatar #64 to #63 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
I have 2 ho chi minhs and 2 stalins o-o i dont really want 3 of one and 1 of the other :P
User avatar #65 to #64 - warballs (08/12/2012) [-]
dayum did you pick up the most recent one? Your profile said you still had one when i checked lol
User avatar #66 to #65 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I did :)
User avatar #58 - theatomicflounder (08/12/2012) [-]
I dont suppose you would still do the trade for the purple statue?
User avatar #60 to #58 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
I actually have a cannon now. If you have something else I need, I'd still be happy to trade it though!
User avatar #61 to #60 - theatomicflounder (08/12/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I no longer have any items over you. Shoulda taken that trade :/ want a crystal statue so bad lol. Okay, well happy hunting
User avatar #62 to #61 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Sorry :( If you get anything I'm missing I'll be happy to trade though!
User avatar #56 - soldiersboot (08/12/2012) [-]
hey mate, wanna trade my ho chi minh for your crystal gate? cheers
User avatar #57 to #56 - soldiersboot (08/12/2012) [-]
actually, i got hold of lenin, i see that you don't have him. do we have a deal?
User avatar #59 to #57 - tanukicana (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#55 - jdef (08/12/2012) [-]
What do you want that I have for aids you have 3
User avatar #54 - nowbackatme (08/12/2012) [-]
Yes or no? I GOTTA KNOW
User avatar #46 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
By the way, howd you get 2 purple bubbles? I've never even seen one, outside of of someones inventory anyway.
User avatar #47 to #46 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
Picked up one, traded for the other (before I picked one up)
User avatar #48 to #47 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Wow, lucky. You do have a lot of items. C-..can I...


Maybe have a tip
User avatar #49 to #48 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
spam r, use the numpad and be quick ^^ thats about it
User avatar #50 to #49 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Should I use numbers? I usually just mouseclick the numbers.
User avatar #51 to #50 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
I was doing that and got next to nothing. Learn to use the numpad and you'll be flying.
User avatar #52 to #51 - theatomicflounder (08/11/2012) [-]
Okay, thanks!
User avatar #53 to #52 - tanukicana (08/11/2012) [-]
Fancy trading that cannon as a thanks for sharing a tip? xP
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