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#120 - I think you should rephrase that to "I believe that if yo…  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on Spookers 0
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#141 - lazysans (10/20/2016) [-]
yeah, but if my god is truly real, then everybody that killed themselves is going to hell, because that breaks the commandment stating "you shall not kill"
#31 - Breaking news: reflections look uncannily like the stuff they'…  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2016 on upside down +82
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#32 - drpenguinz (10/18/2016) [-]
this changes everything
#1 - Would anyone care to explain to me why this would be exciting …  [+] (5 replies) 09/22/2016 on Pill or Plastic +2
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#6 - killerjhtwo (09/22/2016) [-]
Now I may be a simple wizard candidate, but as wizards do I end up reading a lot of random knowledge, and from accumulating knowledge based on the reports of others.

Apparently condoms feel bad and aren't as pleasurable, from my experience with them that certainly seems to be the case although I haven't had the genuine article to stick them in and test properly.

Therefore a dude wants to do it without a condom because it is less effort, it is more comfortable and feels better.

The downside is that due to reproductive nature a woman is likely to get pregnant without the use of a condom.

However there is a small window during and immediately after the period where there is no egg in the woman's reproductive tracts, meaning that it is less likely for her to get pregnant, meaning that it is generally safe for a brief period of time to engage in intercourse without the high risk of pregnancy, there is still a risk, but it's not as great.

So knowing a cycle can be exciting because you don't have to mess around with condoms and be disappointed when it feels shitty.

The pill messes with this because it's supposed to stop eggs being released, and I don't know maybe period pains and shit get worse.

In any case it looks like the dude is disappointed because she's being a bitch and making excuses instead of just telling her partner she doesn't want to today, and the second is she's up for it and the dude doesn't give a fuck that she's on her period because she's a bitch other times so he's just genuinely ecstatic that she's actually game for once.

But this is all the musings of a wizard.
#29 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
You got really fuckin' bitchy all of a sudden at the end, like the reason why you're a wizard really shows.
"In any case it looks like the dude is disappointed because she's being a bitch and making excuses instead of just telling her partner she doesn't want to today"

no, she's saying she's on her period. When you're on the pill and can have unprotected sex all the time, usually you don't want to fuck on your period. It's a legitimate excuse to say no.
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#37 - toosexyforyou (09/23/2016) [-]
lmao, that's a lot of butthurt coming out of you
#30 - killerjhtwo (09/23/2016) [-]
Your OP is showing.
#55 - quilathe (09/23/2016) [-]
Not really at all though
#26 - People need the sun to live, but too much is damaging. …  [+] (4 replies) 08/13/2016 on Really makes you think huh? +4
#41 - keligus (08/13/2016) [-]
the same can be said for watermelon and fried chicken, then you get this. i hurt my eyes getting that image protip: don't look up fat black woman
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#87 - thegamepixel (08/13/2016) [-]
protip: 81% of black people are overweight and over 50% are obese.
#124 - keligus (08/13/2016) [-]
in america*
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#132 - thegamepixel (08/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, if it was all black people it would favor underweight a liiiiittle bit more.
#151 - Look, I may have sucked a few dicks, but that surely doesn't m…  [+] (1 reply) 07/21/2016 on BANNED FJERS 0
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#161 - autumnanubis (07/21/2016) [-]
Nah nigga.