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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16715
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:5019
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#168 - - Actually defending EA Good goyim.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Meanwhile on Steam +1
User avatar #204 - lanfearandthecup (05/07/2014) [-]
Dice i great, EA is just a whoring money whore, die EA, and praise dice
#232 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Play the song in the... +7
#231 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Play the song in the... +8
User avatar #257 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
This.. (x
#786 - Picture 05/04/2014 on inconcievable 0
#59 - Picture 05/04/2014 on You have been cultry enrichd +10
#24 - Yes.gif.exe.cmd.bat.html.lua.vmt.vpk.mp4 05/03/2014 on Rubber Hogan +13
#10 - You got thumbed down, fixing it. Femfaggotry is at work. 05/02/2014 on Effect of Feminism 85 +3
#9 - edgyandcool/10, faggot. 05/02/2014 on Click to Expand (or enlarge) +1
#7 - Ironic *********** is still *********** …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Click to Expand (or enlarge) +1
User avatar #8 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
I've driven drunk before and I'll do it again.

I give zero fucks what you think. Bye.
User avatar #42 - mephistesulfurion (05/06/2014) [-]
I hope you crash.
Alone. In a lone ravine. That's what iresponsible shitheads like you deserve.
You think you're being cool? Think of what you could accomplish by doing that. Kill someone.
But hey, i'm sure you're so cool that you'll be able to live with the death of a mother and her child on your conscience with no prob.
User avatar #43 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
Cool story bro. Tell it to someone who cares.
User avatar #45 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
You out of all people should care.
Stop drinking or stop driving, Either one is good.
User avatar #44 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
You out of all people should care.
It's for your own good and the good of people, Stop driving or drinking, Either one.
User avatar #46 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't need your permission to drink, or to drive.
User avatar #47 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
Clearly you think and act like a child so you'd need someone's permission.
I bet your parents really regret that leftover condom on the night desk.
User avatar #48 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
Nice comeback. lmfao

I hope your parents get killed by a drunk driver. That would be so hilarious.
#12 - tealblades (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - tankeruber (05/02/2014) [-]
edgyandcool/10, faggot.
#5 - footballmaniac , you are a faggot of the highest degree.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Click to Expand (or enlarge) +2
User avatar #6 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh no. Some asshole on the internet called me a faggot. My life is over. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep. You've traumatized me for life.
User avatar #7 - tankeruber (05/02/2014) [-]
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, go DUI inna gasoline truck.
User avatar #8 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
I've driven drunk before and I'll do it again.

I give zero fucks what you think. Bye.
User avatar #42 - mephistesulfurion (05/06/2014) [-]
I hope you crash.
Alone. In a lone ravine. That's what iresponsible shitheads like you deserve.
You think you're being cool? Think of what you could accomplish by doing that. Kill someone.
But hey, i'm sure you're so cool that you'll be able to live with the death of a mother and her child on your conscience with no prob.
User avatar #43 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
Cool story bro. Tell it to someone who cares.
User avatar #45 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
You out of all people should care.
Stop drinking or stop driving, Either one is good.
User avatar #44 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
You out of all people should care.
It's for your own good and the good of people, Stop driving or drinking, Either one.
User avatar #46 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't need your permission to drink, or to drive.
User avatar #47 - mephistesulfurion (05/08/2014) [-]
Clearly you think and act like a child so you'd need someone's permission.
I bet your parents really regret that leftover condom on the night desk.
User avatar #48 - footballmaniac (05/08/2014) [-]
Nice comeback. lmfao

I hope your parents get killed by a drunk driver. That would be so hilarious.
#12 - tealblades (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - tankeruber (05/02/2014) [-]
edgyandcool/10, faggot.
#1 - Elaborate bait/10 05/02/2014 on POster for my graphic... 0
#68 - As many people have said, when you have a phobia, your instinc… 04/30/2014 on I'm enjoying my summer 0
#68 - Found the culturally enriched swede. How is serving your jewis… 04/29/2014 on There’s Still Very Good... 0
#29 - 2 **** 04/28/2014 on w8 4dmin 0
#7 - >playing football (not handegg) >blocking and shovin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on As a fat kid in earlier... +6
#9 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
Playing "hunter ball" basically starts out with one hunter and everyone else should just run, if you get hit you become a hunter.
I somehow just through reflexes managed to survive till the end.
Can't win in that game, but it still felt very satisfying knowing the sort of effort required to take me out.
User avatar #8 - shadowm (04/23/2014) [-]
>Playing handegg
>Blocking and shoving required
>280 pound lineman, defensive MVP
>against other school
>only 26 player roster
>literally running into people like a battling ram
>we won
#61 - **** not being able to fight back, thanks for sha… 04/23/2014 on Blackout +1
#43 - Possibly related. 04/23/2014 on Night vision 0
#10 - Hexfaggot, Hexfaggot, Hexfaggot, Hexfaggot, Russian in full Ha… 04/17/2014 on Dark souls PvP +4
#281 - +3 peanutbitter -3 I Am Monkey 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game 0
#64 - How's your cultural enrichment now, sweden? 04/15/2014 on Sweden Yes!! 0
#29 - I'd rather have 90% habbening threads than the fifty millionth… 04/15/2014 on /pol/ -1
#68 - **** like this gets me genuinely pissed off. 04/14/2014 on I'll Now Describe... +1
#100 - Oh boy, here we go. The Mosin has the most value for it's pric…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Moistened Nugget M91/30 0
User avatar #149 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
just drop it with roliga, hes a bit of a twat about these things
User avatar #151 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you still mad because I called you out on not owning lying about owning guns infront of everyone?
User avatar #165 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
Not mad, i laugh that you keep up these petty arguments with the same kids you shun all the time. Not doing this right now, im a bit busy with some drafting shit.

Might continue this later though.
#135 - KevinPutt (04/12/2014) [-]
#97 - I have yet to see any fudd get as or more exited over a German…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Moistened Nugget M91/30 +1
User avatar #98 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
I doubt you've yet to see any fudd too because you probably haven't ever even touched a firearm if you honestly think the Mosin is better than a Kar
User avatar #100 - tankeruber (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh boy, here we go. The Mosin has the most value for it's price. For the price of a Kar you can easily buy some new rifle that outperforms both. If you want a cheap piece-of-shit milsurp gun you can use, the Mosin trumps everything else. Don't praise milsurp and make it out to be more than it really is.
User avatar #149 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
just drop it with roliga, hes a bit of a twat about these things
User avatar #151 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you still mad because I called you out on not owning lying about owning guns infront of everyone?
User avatar #165 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
Not mad, i laugh that you keep up these petty arguments with the same kids you shun all the time. Not doing this right now, im a bit busy with some drafting shit.

Might continue this later though.
#135 - KevinPutt (04/12/2014) [-]
#93 - Fudds generally dislike anything that's not american made. Ref…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Moistened Nugget M91/30 +1
User avatar #95 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
Except that's not true, lurk more. Fudds dislike modern firearms and glorify bolt actions, like the mosin. Lurk more and then come back and talk to me.
User avatar #97 - tankeruber (04/12/2014) [-]
I have yet to see any fudd get as or more exited over a German, Finnish or Russian bolt action compared to an american one. They waddle over to you at the range, ask about your "Gahrand", you tell them it's any other weapon, they have a slightly sad look on their face and waddle away. Tell them it's a Garrand and you have made a new friend.
User avatar #98 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
I doubt you've yet to see any fudd too because you probably haven't ever even touched a firearm if you honestly think the Mosin is better than a Kar
User avatar #100 - tankeruber (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh boy, here we go. The Mosin has the most value for it's price. For the price of a Kar you can easily buy some new rifle that outperforms both. If you want a cheap piece-of-shit milsurp gun you can use, the Mosin trumps everything else. Don't praise milsurp and make it out to be more than it really is.
User avatar #149 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
just drop it with roliga, hes a bit of a twat about these things
User avatar #151 - roliga (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you still mad because I called you out on not owning lying about owning guns infront of everyone?
User avatar #165 - thisisbait (04/12/2014) [-]
Not mad, i laugh that you keep up these petty arguments with the same kids you shun all the time. Not doing this right now, im a bit busy with some drafting shit.

Might continue this later though.
#135 - KevinPutt (04/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #125 to #124 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
for?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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