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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Comment Ranking:#11670
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
Content Thumbs: 36 total,  280 ,  244
Comment Thumbs: 7643 total,  11152 ,  3509
Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:14217
Total Comments Made:5151
FJ Points:2775
Favorite Tags: are (2) | fuck (2) | Holy (2)

latest user's comments

#294 - LET ME SHOW YOU THROUGH A PICTURE E==> dick with n… 10/10/2012 on Three condoms please 0
#4 - Garate? I think its a sub-form of gorilla warfare. I shoul…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on GIve this Gull a medal! +15
User avatar #9 - therealslim (10/10/2012) [-]
Here take this You will use it more than me

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #134 - tankeruber (10/10/2012) [-]
I have the original, and many other variants. Im good.
#7 - Picture 10/09/2012 on Raeg Comec +5
#1 - Their whistles* 10/09/2012 on swim with the dolphins -1
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on I hope you're proud of... +1
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2012 on I hope you're proud of... +1
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#2 - Minecraft. 10/09/2012 on What if -1
#24 - You have a huge ass bomb. You do not need to ''snipe'' all tha… 10/09/2012 on Poor Peter... 0
#49 - Mute is useful, putting limbs to sleep it useful. What the …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on (mostly) useless superpowers 0
User avatar #51 - SupraLover (10/09/2012) [-]
"mostly"
#10 - **** . CP does not mean Curley Fries? Dang. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on CP 0
User avatar #12 - kinglobster (10/09/2012) [-]
chocolate pudding?
#16 - Sniping with a huge-ass bomb. 10/09/2012 on Poor Peter... 0
#207 - Were you sick on Sex-Ed week in the 7th grade?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Three condoms please 0
#288 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (10/10/2012) [-]
In threesomes it's a seamless transition between one woman to the next. Why would you fuck them in sequence with an ejaculation in between?
User avatar #294 - tankeruber (10/10/2012) [-]
LET ME SHOW YOU THROUGH A PICTURE

E==> dick with no stds ) condoms protection. (.) infected vagina, ( ) not infected vagina

E===> ) (.) = E===> ):: (.) condom gets STD's on it.
E===> ):: ( ) = (.) Other girls get infected. Condom is not only anti-baby, it is anti-bacteria. Cum does not transmit the diseases, simply touching is enough.

Damn you, making me be artsy with icons.
TL;DR Condom carry disease.
#1 - DAMN, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN THIS. This has been on FJ for…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on kim jong 0
#2 - xmoex (10/08/2012) [-]
i just noticed it
#1 - Comment deleted 10/08/2012 on Question to apple 0
#2 - Comment deleted 10/08/2012 on Trolling 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/08/2012 on Minecraftin 0
#4 - PC = Battlefield 3 PC = Any high-end game ever. PC = s…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/08/2012 on asdf +16
#26 - dontshoot (10/09/2012) [-]
#5 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
even if i could play BF3 on the mac i wouldnt because all my friends play it on the PS3 (i have one), also im not a hardcore gamer neither do i want an argument, i just wanted to point out that more than half of the steam library is Mac+Windows, so fucking chill.
#49 - spazzin (10/09/2012) [-]
> Don't want an argument
> "Guies I have Mac"
#105 - funmanigro (10/09/2012) [-]
>i say "guys mac can play games"
>fj : HAHA U SUCK LOL I CAN DO IT BETTER THAN YOU LEL
#5 - same with any mario, sonic and pokemon game. They all end the…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on My life has been a lie.... +25
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User avatar #7 - masterfluffydubs (10/08/2012) [-]
I'll just give you a greenie instead :D
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on This isn't even my final form 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on This isn't even my final form 0
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#16 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Kill me please. +3
#30 - 18. Only thing i have drunk with alcohol is a 0.5% rootbeer. … 10/08/2012 on When I tried vodka for the... 0
#176 - Negotiated with*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#175 - I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 ***** .  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#4 - This is better. 10/07/2012 on NEVER scare a black guy +1

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
[ 83 items Total ]

Comments(126):

[ 126 comments ]
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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