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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10637
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
Content Thumbs: 36 total,  280 ,  244
Comment Thumbs: 7553 total,  11027 ,  3474
Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:5059
FJ Points:2700
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#28 - What website? Like a screamer?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Overly Manly Mann 0
User avatar #29 - karidagur (10/06/2012) [-]
no just a unclean website full of virus and craplike that
#4 - Comment deleted 10/05/2012 on facebook (1) 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/05/2012 on Hot Raver Girl +2
#1 - **** your facebook page, ****** . 10/05/2012 on Brazilian bus 0
#19 - How- Best Friends. When - Im Blue Who - Maggot Kombat.… 10/05/2012 on How will you die? 0
#12 - People are having troubles with bosses? Only boss i have e… 10/05/2012 on Borderlands 2 Logic 0
#5 - Learn to spell you filthy immoral bastard of a human resembling being. 10/05/2012 on I can live again! +5
#6 - Do it. Post pictures. **** families. … 10/05/2012 on Hilarity +8
#18 - What was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2012 on Overly Manly Mann 0
User avatar #27 - karidagur (10/06/2012) [-]
okay I found out what it was, He posted a spam link to a bad website saying it was free steam games
User avatar #28 - tankeruber (10/06/2012) [-]
What website?
Like a screamer?
User avatar #29 - karidagur (10/06/2012) [-]
no just a unclean website full of virus and craplike that
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Rustled 0
#32 - hitlersauruschrist (10/05/2012) [-]
#35 - Thank you anon, now i can educate other people that live under… 10/05/2012 on Don't mess with us! +4
#15 - You must be one of the complaining bitches then. 10/05/2012 on Women Logic +14
#33 - What the **** is that.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2012 on Don't mess with us! 0
#34 - anonymous (10/05/2012) [-]
That is a gif.
User avatar #35 - tankeruber (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, now i can educate other people that live under the rock with me about these magical ''gifs''.
#5 - **** ****** IM NO SCIENTIST.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on Here you go 0
#6 - MoNugisa (10/04/2012) [-]
#2 - From a chicken. The chicken was first.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Here you go 0
User avatar #4 - MoNugisa (10/04/2012) [-]
But where did that come from?
User avatar #8 - zerolimz (10/04/2012) [-]
some dinosaurs layed eggs too long before there were chickens
User avatar #5 - tankeruber (10/04/2012) [-]
SHIT NIGGER IM NO SCIENTIST.
#6 - MoNugisa (10/04/2012) [-]
#1 - Overhyped and not all that good? I agree with OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on My opinion, incoming redthumbs +2
User avatar #2 - wix (10/04/2012) [-]
Yup.
#1 - This tickled my anus in a good way.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on wat? +12
User avatar #91 - bigglesman (10/09/2012) [-]
turns out your right
#92 - This looks like it's eating hot pockets. 10/04/2012 on Soccer trolling +4
#1 - Comment deleted 10/04/2012 on not the punch line +1
#1 - DIE. PLEASE DO. I recomend the helium bag exit. Google it. 10/04/2012 on Brad luck bian 0
#2 - Post this **** on 9gag, you cancerous beast of a faggot. 10/04/2012 on so sad its true +5
#134 - I should have cleared this. I am from estonia, so what i said …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on viking invasion 0
#158 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
Ahhh, I see.

Excuse my mistake brother.
#15 - I cant aim for ass, so i just go for the high clip weapons, so…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on borderlands overleveled +1
User avatar #16 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
I've always played snipers in FPS games. About 6 years of practice so my aim is excellent.
I find it funny when you see a Gunzerker or a Commando struggling with a shield Nomad and I just pop it in 2 hits.
#19 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
you dont struggle with nomads when you are a commando sillybuns
User avatar #20 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
Then the friends I play with are shit at being a commando.
User avatar #65 - graphically (10/04/2012) [-]
They really are lmao
#13 - Eh, i barely zerk. Im the big 100K hp meatshield firing 6 clip…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/04/2012 on borderlands overleveled +1
User avatar #14 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
Never cared for tanking in games like Borderlands, where you literally only need to have high HP and stand in the way.
Which is why I go for the heavy critical sniper role.
User avatar #15 - tankeruber (10/04/2012) [-]
I cant aim for ass, so i just go for the high clip weapons, sort of aim it at their general direction and hold the mouse down.
Obviously i do not do good with Jacobs weapons.
User avatar #16 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
I've always played snipers in FPS games. About 6 years of practice so my aim is excellent.
I find it funny when you see a Gunzerker or a Commando struggling with a shield Nomad and I just pop it in 2 hits.
#19 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
you dont struggle with nomads when you are a commando sillybuns
User avatar #20 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
Then the friends I play with are shit at being a commando.
User avatar #65 - graphically (10/04/2012) [-]
They really are lmao
#11 - I am not, so dual shotguns work just as fine.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/04/2012 on borderlands overleveled +3
User avatar #12 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
I find it too easy as the Gunzerker.
Once you're talented correctly and go into gunzerk mode you're just unkillable.
Whereas with Zer0 it requires excellent precision and placement.
User avatar #13 - tankeruber (10/04/2012) [-]
Eh, i barely zerk. Im the big 100K hp meatshield firing 6 clips a second with a 0.5s reloadtime shotgun into the crowd.
User avatar #14 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
Never cared for tanking in games like Borderlands, where you literally only need to have high HP and stand in the way.
Which is why I go for the heavy critical sniper role.
User avatar #15 - tankeruber (10/04/2012) [-]
I cant aim for ass, so i just go for the high clip weapons, sort of aim it at their general direction and hold the mouse down.
Obviously i do not do good with Jacobs weapons.
User avatar #16 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
I've always played snipers in FPS games. About 6 years of practice so my aim is excellent.
I find it funny when you see a Gunzerker or a Commando struggling with a shield Nomad and I just pop it in 2 hits.
#19 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
you dont struggle with nomads when you are a commando sillybuns
User avatar #20 - shinigamigod (10/04/2012) [-]
Then the friends I play with are shit at being a commando.
User avatar #65 - graphically (10/04/2012) [-]
They really are lmao
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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