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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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Favorite Tags: are (2) | fuck (2) | Holy (2)

latest user's comments

#58 - Not a bad roll. 10/07/2012 on It all makes sense now 0
#171 - Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion 0
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
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And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#169 - Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
--
And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#167 - Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool st…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion +1
User avatar #168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
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Is what I'm now offering you.
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
--
And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#271121 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#270606 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#165 - Im sorry, but the best i can do right now is 0.00004 **…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion +1
User avatar #166 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
You lowered the price!
This is bullshit man, raise it up to at least 5 fucks, or I'm taking this quality piece some where else.
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool stories, there is enough of them everywhere, here's what. You polish the story, make it a tad bit longer and descriptive, and we'll see the price then.
User avatar #168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
--
Is what I'm now offering you.
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
--
And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#5 - Honest mistake. My bad. 10/06/2012 on Weird music video 0
#1 - OH! THIS HAS NOT BEEN ON THE FRONTPAGE FOR MONTHS! # ***… 10/06/2012 on Well that 0
#1 - Guy clearly says Red Bull. Translation: Coke. What?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Weird music video 0
User avatar #4 - danniegurl (10/06/2012) [-]
no, she asked if he wanted coke, he said "no, redbull"
User avatar #3 - cosmohill (10/06/2012) [-]
No, she asked him if he wanted a coke. The red bull wasn't translated.
User avatar #5 - tankeruber (10/06/2012) [-]
Honest mistake. My bad.
#35 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Devotion +4
#34 - Hey. So, decent story. Not that interesting. Add in mo…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Devotion +5
User avatar #76 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
How does 450 fucks sound?
I mean this story is pretty cool, it's been in the family for generations, and if I'm selling it I need a fair price.
25 fucks is as low as I'll go.
User avatar #165 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the best i can do right now is 0.00004 fucks. I need to polish it, and it will proboably sit on my shelves for a couple of months, take it or leave it.
User avatar #166 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
You lowered the price!
This is bullshit man, raise it up to at least 5 fucks, or I'm taking this quality piece some where else.
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool stories, there is enough of them everywhere, here's what. You polish the story, make it a tad bit longer and descriptive, and we'll see the price then.
User avatar #168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
--
Is what I'm now offering you.
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
--
And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#102 - Nice avoid of a lawsuit there. 10/06/2012 on Must have those new things +4
#6 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Stranger than Fiction +3
#1069777 - Picture 10/06/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +2
#1 - why are the thumbs arrows, everyone's name is blue and the ONL…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Stranger than Fiction +1
User avatar #2 - thisisrarity (10/06/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#6 - tankeruber (10/06/2012) [-]
#2 - AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OHH. What a coincidence, i had…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on It's purrfect. 0
User avatar #3 - renahime (10/06/2012) [-]
As was i~
Dear god i love this song!
#2 - Comment deleted 10/06/2012 on Animals 0
#2 - DUDE. YOU GOT ******* LUCKY. YOU WERE ALMOST … 10/06/2012 on It happens all the time +19
#149 - Picture 10/06/2012 on something flammable +3
#46 - >implying this is the only game that changes about 20% of t… 10/06/2012 on Must have those new things +11
#211 - **tankeruber rolls 72** You put this. 10/06/2012 on Crash and... +1
#94 - 6.9. Thickness of a single-barrel shotgun. (Take your basic sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Size does matter 0
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#112 - And spell too, apparently. 10/06/2012 on something flammable -1
#239 - It is now half a smiley. exp(-((x-4)^5+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + … 10/06/2012 on Warning: NSFW -1

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
[ 83 items Total ]

Comments(126):

[ 126 comments ]
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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