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#633 - PURPLE TEAM BEST TEAM 06/19/2014 on King Shitpost 0
#29 - WAAH AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE WAAH  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Overreacting Murica 0
User avatar #30 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
Debating using logic against a troll.

You got me.
#27 - >all things led/written/made by americans Topkek friend.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Overreacting Murica 0
User avatar #28 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
So you are saying, we, alone, by our own ingenuity, created the world in which you live, with all the things that make your society possible?

Hell, I'm an American and even I don't think we are that godly.

Frankly, Americans are sick of the UN and NATO. The whole "Come help us and let us blame you for everything", damned if we do, damned if we don't thing.

There's a Libertarian movement gaining steam over here. America may very well adopt a pre-WWII isolationist foreign policy again, and quite soon.

Whats the rest of the world going to do? Tax our exports out the ass? Refuse to offer us fair and equitable trade agreements? Ignore their responsibilities and obligations to our alliances?

Yeah, they already do that.
User avatar #29 - tankeruber (06/18/2014) [-]
WAAH AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE WAAH
User avatar #30 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
Debating using logic against a troll.

You got me.
#2 - Wait, you weren't supposed to punch those dogs to death? 06/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - >This is what americans actually belive  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Overreacting Murica +1
User avatar #26 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
This is what history books, treaties, international banks, trade agreements, and politcal summits actually believe.
User avatar #27 - tankeruber (06/18/2014) [-]
>all things led/written/made by americans

Topkek friend.
User avatar #28 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
So you are saying, we, alone, by our own ingenuity, created the world in which you live, with all the things that make your society possible?

Hell, I'm an American and even I don't think we are that godly.

Frankly, Americans are sick of the UN and NATO. The whole "Come help us and let us blame you for everything", damned if we do, damned if we don't thing.

There's a Libertarian movement gaining steam over here. America may very well adopt a pre-WWII isolationist foreign policy again, and quite soon.

Whats the rest of the world going to do? Tax our exports out the ass? Refuse to offer us fair and equitable trade agreements? Ignore their responsibilities and obligations to our alliances?

Yeah, they already do that.
User avatar #29 - tankeruber (06/18/2014) [-]
WAAH AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE WAAH
User avatar #30 - ShadeElement (06/18/2014) [-]
Debating using logic against a troll.

You got me.
#83 - >This is what LoLfags actually belive 06/18/2014 on Shots fired -1
#69 - The Lone Survivor 06/13/2014 on penis 0
#85 - Yeah, all you need are a few cookie-cutter bayonets.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +2
#103 - theblondefetus (06/10/2014) [-]
Get that weak shit outta here
#114 - What's with the ********** and liberal tears in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Baldy says: +6
#173 - notthistime (06/09/2014) [-]
not saying this is what you are doing, but why is it that everyone that isnt 100% for guns is immediately a liberal? im not for guns really but im in no way a liberal.
#116 - seggbekuki (06/09/2014) [-]
buckle up yankees
#4 - Nah, see, CIVs AI system worked using points. It's possible fo… 06/08/2014 on I love Civ +2
#23 - Just wear havels :^).  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Dark Souls 2 Reviews 0
User avatar #29 - slandersalamander (06/07/2014) [-]
Havel's, with Jester top, Smelter helm, GMB, Sacred Oath, Numbness, and powerstanced Helix Halberds, right?
#16 - Say that to my Faith :^) 06/02/2014 on Reaction to tonight's episode 0
#1 - What? Carbon is in your body. Your body is sliced the…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Genghis "The Environmentalist" +1
User avatar #5 - shroomftw (05/28/2014) [-]
and even it did evaporate, it would still be in the enviroment (like CO2) damn faggot-ass motherfucking nigger facts
#2 - Womens Study Major (05/28/2014) [-]
I believe they mainly are referring to the carbon dioxide produced when you breathe...and fart. pffft.
User avatar #3 - schnizel (05/28/2014) [-]
Still, humans don't have such a big impact, a volcano puts more of it in the air than we do.
#213 - >being proud about using hexes How is it like bein… 05/27/2014 on Do you like roasted nuts? 0
#212 - Dark Fog? Meh, I can roll. Santier's Spear? My +10 Mace + Bolt… 05/27/2014 on Do you like roasted nuts? 0
#1302 - removing  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
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#11 - There we go. 05/26/2014 on Pimpin' Guns with FunnyJunk! 0
#36 - A glorious +10 Mace at 31/14 and 22 FTH with Boltstone can bea… 05/26/2014 on False advertisement 0
#16 - You can pull the levers around the area before him to make the…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/24/2014 on ? 0
#23 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
Ye I noticed, I thought the extra platform reached all the way to the edge, but I was wrong. I also found a new boss in the area and failed hard ... Well I did expect that though
User avatar #35 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
The old dragon slayer? Eh
#36 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
ye tried a few times, got it to like 20% left before I died. After that I got more and more impatient and died quicker and quicker until I realized I needed a break. Haven't touched it yet
User avatar #37 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
He's named Ornstein. If he's the same dragon slayer as was in dark souls 1
And yes, I can see him being rough on new players
#38 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
the fucker pierced me from the other side of the room when I was trying to heal ... That's when I decided to give up and come back later.
User avatar #40 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
There are a few attacks you can get him to do where you've free time.
These include his:
jump attack
overhead swing + swing after that (you can hit it a few times after this)
the charge attack forward

etc. He's basically like: Bait an attack and hit.
#41 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
Ye I know, I've been trying to keep to light equpiment and roll/run as much as possible. I'd rather hit a few more times than to die because I got greedy and thought I could do another hit before I run away. It worked pretty well, but he although I thought it looked like a girl, but whatever suddenly did moves I hadn't seen yet, like jumping out of view and charging. I'll try again tomorrow, think I'll manage then
User avatar #43 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
Also, he's completely optional.
You don't have to fight him.
#45 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
>implying I'd not kill a boss when I find it
User avatar #50 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
Anyway, best of luck.
#51 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
Oh I'm gonna need it
User avatar #52 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
He's very similar to Ornstein from dark souls 1. Also, sleep calls.. nighty night.
#53 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
ye I should go to sleep as well really. Repainting the terrace tomorrow morning before the sun starts shining on it. thanks for the help as well though
User avatar #55 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
Norway, eh? Finland here. It's... 26minutes past midnight as I am writing this message
#56 - captnnorway (05/24/2014) [-]
30 mins to midnight here, which is probably pretty obvious with the timezones and all
User avatar #59 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
Quite.
I just wish I could get sleep, eh.
User avatar #46 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
>Implying you're casul.
#15 - That ******* windmill glitched on me, I burnt it,…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on ? 0
User avatar #28 - asthmetheus (05/24/2014) [-]
There will still be poison in the room, its just greatly diminished compared to what it was.
User avatar #33 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
Also if you're too fast with going to the boss room, it will not have drained yet
User avatar #48 - qonetwothreefive (05/24/2014) [-]
I don't know if its different offline, but when i heard about burning the windmill i had already unlocked the bonifre above the mytha bossfight the one behind the illusory wall , ran back to the windmill, burnt it and then used a homeward bone to return to the bonfire and the poison was all gone
User avatar #49 - sirfapaton (05/24/2014) [-]
I haven't tried that... Maybe I should check that on my next casual playthrough
#121 - You are not the hero Way of the Blue members want, but the one…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on pepsi 0
User avatar #123 - huffe (05/20/2014) [-]
also, fuck the way of blue. they are a pain to invade
User avatar #122 - huffe (05/20/2014) [-]
dude, i had 10 lightning spears. half the damage was done by me
#117 - Str/Fth Dual +10 Maces w/ Boltstone master-race. 05/20/2014 on pepsi 0
#116 - You are no bro of mine.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on pepsi 0
User avatar #118 - huffe (05/20/2014) [-]
and you know what? i'm okay with that
User avatar #121 - tankeruber (05/20/2014) [-]
You are not the hero Way of the Blue members want, but the one they need. If you help the new players as sunbro, on NG it's ok to "teach" them, but onwards, if they STILL can't dodge they are proboably not worth the effort and you just kill yourself via the world and try again. If I summon a Sunbro on NG+ I expect him to help me by doing atleast 25% damage OR tanking atleast some hits so I don't have to risk dying to a boss I already beat and waste more time on him, despite it becoming a non-issue because 3000 souls are easy to get. I respect your decision though.
User avatar #123 - huffe (05/20/2014) [-]
also, fuck the way of blue. they are a pain to invade
User avatar #122 - huffe (05/20/2014) [-]
dude, i had 10 lightning spears. half the damage was done by me
#220 - I have one, used to have a Russian Spaniel aswell. Not … 05/20/2014 on 100 years of breed improvement 0
#88 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Just some album art parodies +22
#154 - kristovsky (05/20/2014) [-]
I hear the new one Is gunna be great
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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