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#152 - I am a self-learned ******* encyclopedia of militaries,…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on been a year since she... -1
#156 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
>self-learned
>"I fucking dare you"
>America being world police is a good thing
>Cold war ended when USSR died, Civilized nations emerged victorious, (read: not you faggots)
>I live in Estonia, I single-handedly know what fucking communists you are as we had to suck Kreml's dick for around 40 years-ish, nothing has fucking changed exept you renaming your police to copy civilized nations

Opinion Discarded .... Have a nice day friend, and than you for your time ...
User avatar #157 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
>Le trash meme xddd
>le meme arrows
>opinion
>actually facts I can cite on your first request
>homeschooling = learning about something on your own, aka not a part of a school subject

Sick implications.
I assume from your damage control you have forfeited this argument, leaving me victorious, my e-peen ever-growing and another tick on my montly internet arguments won quota. Come on Vasili, stop hogging your village's only PC, the 20 little kids from the nearby farms want to play some Dota / CS.
User avatar #158 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on that

I am genuinely curious about certain things, for one I'd like to know what the major differences between what you learned on your own versus what I learned in my schooling

Maybe you're right, maybe Putin is a corrupted bastard, maybe Russia still has it's communistic tendencies from back in the day

As for this argument, it wasn't really an argument, just mostly you waving around your "e-peen ever-growing", you can count this as a victory if you want, I don;t really care, I just want you to quit insulting my country ... The politics I couldn't care less about really ... Think what you want, have the victory beer, pat yourself on the back, but at the end of the day you're just another stormnigger on the internet claiming superiority ...
User avatar #159 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
Very disarming comment.

I'm more of an Anglosphere ballwarmer than a SS/Heilhitler or commie.

I know atleast here we still have military tradition classes like disassembling and cleaning/using our primary combat rifle and marksmanship, Russia has those too, right? I have no clue what they teach about the Military in your educational system, we got thaught that yeah you wrecked Nazi Germany on the eastern front with everyone else holding them down in the West, you had one of the best war-machines at that time but the necessary upgrades and advancements that the Americans quickly made during the later days of the Cold War to ensure military power in today's world you either didn't capitalize on or didn't improve enough. Your military relies on big strategical rushing and constantly merging diffrent units to constantly make sure your front-line stayed operational. The West used tactical warfare, the individual groups of soldiers never merged with anyone else and the commander in any sized unit was nr 1, be it 5-man group or a whole brigade. Of-course, that lead to your strategy being a meat-grinder of a mass of rushing infantry and tanks that got blown out by proper stationary defences until ammo ran out, then you kept running and the nazis retreated from the red sea. Finnish non-stationary defence and sabotage fucked the russians over completely, meaning you couldn't take finns as easily as the Baltics (despite us also having guerillas such as the Metsavennad). Basically you threw bodies against enemies until they surrendered, hence your cheap (but good) weapons such as the PPsh-41, Mosin Nagant M91/30/M34/M44 etc., the Kalashnikov and so on. Cheap, super-reliable (soliders can pick up guns of their fallen comrades and continue using them).

But today, Russian's MBT (main battle tanks), aircraft and navy are outclassed by the americans, namely because of Stealth, Radar and other detection methods and protective equipment (anti-missile, anti-aircraft etc.) Most, if not all Russian Missiles can be stopped by the equipment NATO uses to protect ships and planes from them. You had to buy aircraft carriers from France, you spectacularly lost the First Chechen war and it took you until 2009 to finish up with the Second Chechen War, your information-warfare during the Russo-Georgian war was terrible and your propaganda to paint Georgia as the agressor failed miserably, Russian conflicts so far have not been too impressive. Meanwhile, Americans dealing with similliar guerilla tactics used by IS, al-Qaeda, Jundallah and other mainly muslim insurgency groups in the end of the 20th or the beginning of the 21st century see less death and injury, use impressive military hardware such as unmanned drones, crushing aerial supermacy with Helos and Orbital Bombers(I think that is what AC-130s and the likes are called, I can't cite this, it might be wrong) to blow out any kebab trying to stir trouble. I can not say much about russian special forces, all I've seen is their training videos but I consider that propaganda as I do with American Spec-Ops training videos, however Americans actually have results to show (death of Osama bin Laden, Sadam Hussein, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi etc.) while the Russian Spetsnaz has done routine anti-terrorism because of Sochi, the bombing, the Caucasus and so on. It has also had some pretty bad blunders such as the whole Crimea thing and the Beslan School siege and the Moscow Theatre Crisis during the second chechen war where during the School Siege 3 out of 3 of your assault group commanders died along with around 120ish hostages and during the Msocow Theatre Crisis where because special forces refused to disclose the type of gas used to help subdue the 40 terrorists, a bunch of hostages died because doctors had no idea what would help them.

Im sorry, but I can't seem to find a way the Russians as they stand now can be anything else than a mayor nuisance to the American army during a conflict. cont.
#161 - zenler (03/10/2015) [-]
damn a delicious wall of text.
OH
do an asian/russia vs nato please!
User avatar #160 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
during a conflict ( that will never happen, becuase of M.A.D or Mutually Assured Destruction because both the Russians and Americans control Atomic Weapons.)
#149 - Also, make sure to pick up those 50 rubles you got for posting… 03/06/2015 on been a year since she... -1
#148 - Westerner brainwash vs Russian brainwash? We have the bigger m…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/06/2015 on been a year since she... -1
#150 - sovietsamurai (03/06/2015) [-]
>Bigger military

kek, I don't know where you get your information but it's wrong, even your weapons are shit

But go ahead, keep believing that the "cold war" is a thing ...Keep believing that we easterners are all a bunch of communists ... Keep believing that all us Russians are evil and er by all you westerners are god's children, I'll just sit here and laugh while your countries are taken over by faggots and muslims

Enjoy your new gay-sharia governments asshole

Pic related, it's what's soon to happen if you don't change and help yourself instead of fighting for no real reason other than your government pointing fingers saying "Hey, that guy is bad. Hate him"
User avatar #152 - tankeruber (03/06/2015) [-]
I am a self-learned fucking encyclopedia of militaries, the Anglosphere's military + non-anglos in NATO can blow the fuck out any russian and chink combined force at any terrain, period. Try to prove me wrong/debate me on this, I fucking dare you Vanja. New sub named "Black Hole" because undetectable? Maybe in the 70s, but not today. 5th gen fighters? You might be able to make a total of 3 without going all Iron Curtain again. We have air superiority, we have naval superiority, those two can stop any amount of bum-rushing infantry and ground forces. Too bad america is afraid to use it because fucking liberals are cucks who can't deal with the fact that America being world police is a good thing and actually think decreasing military budget to support banning guns or some shite is a good idea.

Cold war ended when USSR died, Civilized nations emerged victorious, (read: not you faggots).
I live in Estonia, I single-handedly know what fucking communists you are as we had to suck Kreml's dick for around 40 years-ish, nothing has fucking changed exept you renaming your police to copy civilized nations, losing a war to chechens because your MBT are shite, and getting embargo'd because Putin has confidence issues due to his tiny willy so he waves it around a bit in Eastern Europe.

I am whole-heartedly against Immigrants in general, Gays are regular people up until they get rights regular people don't have, then I will despise them too. You are getting Gypsies AND muslims, so not only will you be bombed, you will be getting robbed by a guy while you get bombed. Metro station terrorist attacks best day of my life.
Get fucked, commie, America world police and I sure as hell thank them for that unlike some liberal faggots who mock america for it's big army. Vabadussõda/Talvisõtta vol kaks/-i fucking when, bring it on you RIDF faggot.
#156 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
>self-learned
>"I fucking dare you"
>America being world police is a good thing
>Cold war ended when USSR died, Civilized nations emerged victorious, (read: not you faggots)
>I live in Estonia, I single-handedly know what fucking communists you are as we had to suck Kreml's dick for around 40 years-ish, nothing has fucking changed exept you renaming your police to copy civilized nations

Opinion Discarded .... Have a nice day friend, and than you for your time ...
User avatar #157 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
>Le trash meme xddd
>le meme arrows
>opinion
>actually facts I can cite on your first request
>homeschooling = learning about something on your own, aka not a part of a school subject

Sick implications.
I assume from your damage control you have forfeited this argument, leaving me victorious, my e-peen ever-growing and another tick on my montly internet arguments won quota. Come on Vasili, stop hogging your village's only PC, the 20 little kids from the nearby farms want to play some Dota / CS.
User avatar #158 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on that

I am genuinely curious about certain things, for one I'd like to know what the major differences between what you learned on your own versus what I learned in my schooling

Maybe you're right, maybe Putin is a corrupted bastard, maybe Russia still has it's communistic tendencies from back in the day

As for this argument, it wasn't really an argument, just mostly you waving around your "e-peen ever-growing", you can count this as a victory if you want, I don;t really care, I just want you to quit insulting my country ... The politics I couldn't care less about really ... Think what you want, have the victory beer, pat yourself on the back, but at the end of the day you're just another stormnigger on the internet claiming superiority ...
User avatar #159 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
Very disarming comment.

I'm more of an Anglosphere ballwarmer than a SS/Heilhitler or commie.

I know atleast here we still have military tradition classes like disassembling and cleaning/using our primary combat rifle and marksmanship, Russia has those too, right? I have no clue what they teach about the Military in your educational system, we got thaught that yeah you wrecked Nazi Germany on the eastern front with everyone else holding them down in the West, you had one of the best war-machines at that time but the necessary upgrades and advancements that the Americans quickly made during the later days of the Cold War to ensure military power in today's world you either didn't capitalize on or didn't improve enough. Your military relies on big strategical rushing and constantly merging diffrent units to constantly make sure your front-line stayed operational. The West used tactical warfare, the individual groups of soldiers never merged with anyone else and the commander in any sized unit was nr 1, be it 5-man group or a whole brigade. Of-course, that lead to your strategy being a meat-grinder of a mass of rushing infantry and tanks that got blown out by proper stationary defences until ammo ran out, then you kept running and the nazis retreated from the red sea. Finnish non-stationary defence and sabotage fucked the russians over completely, meaning you couldn't take finns as easily as the Baltics (despite us also having guerillas such as the Metsavennad). Basically you threw bodies against enemies until they surrendered, hence your cheap (but good) weapons such as the PPsh-41, Mosin Nagant M91/30/M34/M44 etc., the Kalashnikov and so on. Cheap, super-reliable (soliders can pick up guns of their fallen comrades and continue using them).

But today, Russian's MBT (main battle tanks), aircraft and navy are outclassed by the americans, namely because of Stealth, Radar and other detection methods and protective equipment (anti-missile, anti-aircraft etc.) Most, if not all Russian Missiles can be stopped by the equipment NATO uses to protect ships and planes from them. You had to buy aircraft carriers from France, you spectacularly lost the First Chechen war and it took you until 2009 to finish up with the Second Chechen War, your information-warfare during the Russo-Georgian war was terrible and your propaganda to paint Georgia as the agressor failed miserably, Russian conflicts so far have not been too impressive. Meanwhile, Americans dealing with similliar guerilla tactics used by IS, al-Qaeda, Jundallah and other mainly muslim insurgency groups in the end of the 20th or the beginning of the 21st century see less death and injury, use impressive military hardware such as unmanned drones, crushing aerial supermacy with Helos and Orbital Bombers(I think that is what AC-130s and the likes are called, I can't cite this, it might be wrong) to blow out any kebab trying to stir trouble. I can not say much about russian special forces, all I've seen is their training videos but I consider that propaganda as I do with American Spec-Ops training videos, however Americans actually have results to show (death of Osama bin Laden, Sadam Hussein, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi etc.) while the Russian Spetsnaz has done routine anti-terrorism because of Sochi, the bombing, the Caucasus and so on. It has also had some pretty bad blunders such as the whole Crimea thing and the Beslan School siege and the Moscow Theatre Crisis during the second chechen war where during the School Siege 3 out of 3 of your assault group commanders died along with around 120ish hostages and during the Msocow Theatre Crisis where because special forces refused to disclose the type of gas used to help subdue the 40 terrorists, a bunch of hostages died because doctors had no idea what would help them.

Im sorry, but I can't seem to find a way the Russians as they stand now can be anything else than a mayor nuisance to the American army during a conflict. cont.
#161 - zenler (03/10/2015) [-]
damn a delicious wall of text.
OH
do an asian/russia vs nato please!
User avatar #160 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
during a conflict ( that will never happen, becuase of M.A.D or Mutually Assured Destruction because both the Russians and Americans control Atomic Weapons.)
User avatar #149 - tankeruber (03/06/2015) [-]
Also, make sure to pick up those 50 rubles you got for posting on here from your nearest random civillian you mug.
#143 - RIDF please go.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/06/2015 on been a year since she... -1
User avatar #145 - sovietsamurai (03/06/2015) [-]
It's nice to see westerner indoctrination and brainwashing at work

User avatar #148 - tankeruber (03/06/2015) [-]
Westerner brainwash vs Russian brainwash? We have the bigger military, I'll take the west's propaganda anyday over the retarded scribblings of a putinoid, fuck off back to your gulag, vladimir.
#150 - sovietsamurai (03/06/2015) [-]
>Bigger military

kek, I don't know where you get your information but it's wrong, even your weapons are shit

But go ahead, keep believing that the "cold war" is a thing ...Keep believing that we easterners are all a bunch of communists ... Keep believing that all us Russians are evil and er by all you westerners are god's children, I'll just sit here and laugh while your countries are taken over by faggots and muslims

Enjoy your new gay-sharia governments asshole

Pic related, it's what's soon to happen if you don't change and help yourself instead of fighting for no real reason other than your government pointing fingers saying "Hey, that guy is bad. Hate him"
User avatar #152 - tankeruber (03/06/2015) [-]
I am a self-learned fucking encyclopedia of militaries, the Anglosphere's military + non-anglos in NATO can blow the fuck out any russian and chink combined force at any terrain, period. Try to prove me wrong/debate me on this, I fucking dare you Vanja. New sub named "Black Hole" because undetectable? Maybe in the 70s, but not today. 5th gen fighters? You might be able to make a total of 3 without going all Iron Curtain again. We have air superiority, we have naval superiority, those two can stop any amount of bum-rushing infantry and ground forces. Too bad america is afraid to use it because fucking liberals are cucks who can't deal with the fact that America being world police is a good thing and actually think decreasing military budget to support banning guns or some shite is a good idea.

Cold war ended when USSR died, Civilized nations emerged victorious, (read: not you faggots).
I live in Estonia, I single-handedly know what fucking communists you are as we had to suck Kreml's dick for around 40 years-ish, nothing has fucking changed exept you renaming your police to copy civilized nations, losing a war to chechens because your MBT are shite, and getting embargo'd because Putin has confidence issues due to his tiny willy so he waves it around a bit in Eastern Europe.

I am whole-heartedly against Immigrants in general, Gays are regular people up until they get rights regular people don't have, then I will despise them too. You are getting Gypsies AND muslims, so not only will you be bombed, you will be getting robbed by a guy while you get bombed. Metro station terrorist attacks best day of my life.
Get fucked, commie, America world police and I sure as hell thank them for that unlike some liberal faggots who mock america for it's big army. Vabadussõda/Talvisõtta vol kaks/-i fucking when, bring it on you RIDF faggot.
#156 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
>self-learned
>"I fucking dare you"
>America being world police is a good thing
>Cold war ended when USSR died, Civilized nations emerged victorious, (read: not you faggots)
>I live in Estonia, I single-handedly know what fucking communists you are as we had to suck Kreml's dick for around 40 years-ish, nothing has fucking changed exept you renaming your police to copy civilized nations

Opinion Discarded .... Have a nice day friend, and than you for your time ...
User avatar #157 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
>Le trash meme xddd
>le meme arrows
>opinion
>actually facts I can cite on your first request
>homeschooling = learning about something on your own, aka not a part of a school subject

Sick implications.
I assume from your damage control you have forfeited this argument, leaving me victorious, my e-peen ever-growing and another tick on my montly internet arguments won quota. Come on Vasili, stop hogging your village's only PC, the 20 little kids from the nearby farms want to play some Dota / CS.
User avatar #158 - sovietsamurai (03/07/2015) [-]
You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on that

I am genuinely curious about certain things, for one I'd like to know what the major differences between what you learned on your own versus what I learned in my schooling

Maybe you're right, maybe Putin is a corrupted bastard, maybe Russia still has it's communistic tendencies from back in the day

As for this argument, it wasn't really an argument, just mostly you waving around your "e-peen ever-growing", you can count this as a victory if you want, I don;t really care, I just want you to quit insulting my country ... The politics I couldn't care less about really ... Think what you want, have the victory beer, pat yourself on the back, but at the end of the day you're just another stormnigger on the internet claiming superiority ...
User avatar #159 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
Very disarming comment.

I'm more of an Anglosphere ballwarmer than a SS/Heilhitler or commie.

I know atleast here we still have military tradition classes like disassembling and cleaning/using our primary combat rifle and marksmanship, Russia has those too, right? I have no clue what they teach about the Military in your educational system, we got thaught that yeah you wrecked Nazi Germany on the eastern front with everyone else holding them down in the West, you had one of the best war-machines at that time but the necessary upgrades and advancements that the Americans quickly made during the later days of the Cold War to ensure military power in today's world you either didn't capitalize on or didn't improve enough. Your military relies on big strategical rushing and constantly merging diffrent units to constantly make sure your front-line stayed operational. The West used tactical warfare, the individual groups of soldiers never merged with anyone else and the commander in any sized unit was nr 1, be it 5-man group or a whole brigade. Of-course, that lead to your strategy being a meat-grinder of a mass of rushing infantry and tanks that got blown out by proper stationary defences until ammo ran out, then you kept running and the nazis retreated from the red sea. Finnish non-stationary defence and sabotage fucked the russians over completely, meaning you couldn't take finns as easily as the Baltics (despite us also having guerillas such as the Metsavennad). Basically you threw bodies against enemies until they surrendered, hence your cheap (but good) weapons such as the PPsh-41, Mosin Nagant M91/30/M34/M44 etc., the Kalashnikov and so on. Cheap, super-reliable (soliders can pick up guns of their fallen comrades and continue using them).

But today, Russian's MBT (main battle tanks), aircraft and navy are outclassed by the americans, namely because of Stealth, Radar and other detection methods and protective equipment (anti-missile, anti-aircraft etc.) Most, if not all Russian Missiles can be stopped by the equipment NATO uses to protect ships and planes from them. You had to buy aircraft carriers from France, you spectacularly lost the First Chechen war and it took you until 2009 to finish up with the Second Chechen War, your information-warfare during the Russo-Georgian war was terrible and your propaganda to paint Georgia as the agressor failed miserably, Russian conflicts so far have not been too impressive. Meanwhile, Americans dealing with similliar guerilla tactics used by IS, al-Qaeda, Jundallah and other mainly muslim insurgency groups in the end of the 20th or the beginning of the 21st century see less death and injury, use impressive military hardware such as unmanned drones, crushing aerial supermacy with Helos and Orbital Bombers(I think that is what AC-130s and the likes are called, I can't cite this, it might be wrong) to blow out any kebab trying to stir trouble. I can not say much about russian special forces, all I've seen is their training videos but I consider that propaganda as I do with American Spec-Ops training videos, however Americans actually have results to show (death of Osama bin Laden, Sadam Hussein, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi etc.) while the Russian Spetsnaz has done routine anti-terrorism because of Sochi, the bombing, the Caucasus and so on. It has also had some pretty bad blunders such as the whole Crimea thing and the Beslan School siege and the Moscow Theatre Crisis during the second chechen war where during the School Siege 3 out of 3 of your assault group commanders died along with around 120ish hostages and during the Msocow Theatre Crisis where because special forces refused to disclose the type of gas used to help subdue the 40 terrorists, a bunch of hostages died because doctors had no idea what would help them.

Im sorry, but I can't seem to find a way the Russians as they stand now can be anything else than a mayor nuisance to the American army during a conflict. cont.
#161 - zenler (03/10/2015) [-]
damn a delicious wall of text.
OH
do an asian/russia vs nato please!
User avatar #160 - tankeruber (03/07/2015) [-]
during a conflict ( that will never happen, becuase of M.A.D or Mutually Assured Destruction because both the Russians and Americans control Atomic Weapons.)
User avatar #149 - tankeruber (03/06/2015) [-]
Also, make sure to pick up those 50 rubles you got for posting on here from your nearest random civillian you mug.
#593 - Picture 02/25/2015 on descript. 0
#41 - ****** 02/25/2015 on autosubmit's profile 0
#253 - Estonia, plz no invade.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Autistic Olympics #4 +1
User avatar #254 - sovietsamurai (02/22/2015) [-]
Man .... I'm telling you .... The whole Ukraine situation fucks me up in many ways that people can't even think ...

The thing is, I have family and friends everywhere ... Including family and friends in Ukraine ... And since even the riots started, they started splitting up more and more ...

I have no idea who to support anymore ....
User avatar #319 - theshinypen (02/23/2015) [-]
America.
User avatar #320 - sovietsamurai (02/23/2015) [-]
No .... Definitely not taking those bastard's side .... Ever ...
#245 - Then you get your everything stolen by gypsies though. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Autistic Olympics #4 0
User avatar #252 - sovietsamurai (02/22/2015) [-]
Russia here, where you at?
User avatar #253 - tankeruber (02/22/2015) [-]
Estonia, plz no invade.
User avatar #254 - sovietsamurai (02/22/2015) [-]
Man .... I'm telling you .... The whole Ukraine situation fucks me up in many ways that people can't even think ...

The thing is, I have family and friends everywhere ... Including family and friends in Ukraine ... And since even the riots started, they started splitting up more and more ...

I have no idea who to support anymore ....
User avatar #319 - theshinypen (02/23/2015) [-]
America.
User avatar #320 - sovietsamurai (02/23/2015) [-]
No .... Definitely not taking those bastard's side .... Ever ...
#261 - Sorry the entire 100 people who actually watch and vote on eur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Estonia for ya 0
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Okay, but consider the following; Rock Hallelujah, Wolves of the Sea, Congratulations, Puppet on a String, Wings of Love, Waterloo.
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User avatar #366 - compared (02/20/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#262 - >> #226 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts +1
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#200 - Honestly, the nazis would be one of the worst examples to brin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on How Tumblr Works 0
User avatar #289 - compared (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a nice day.
#78 - Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#76 - Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#74 - All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#72 - Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#70 - >as one of your drinks Implying there are many, but one…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Europe 0
#71 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
So
You saw a fin say "our drinks" and immediately thought "WELL, DER AMS NO DRANKS IN FENLÅND BUTS EESTIS LOLOLO"

There are indeed many
Some of them are russian
One that I know of is Swedish
I even vaguely recall an indian one in an alko somewhere, I didn't know they even had vodkas

tried a little too hard to be a kool kid but is k
der is much colds in north
User avatar #72 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our vodka, while I clearly said "as ONE (singular, 1) of your drinks" when referring to cheap estonian vodka you haul out of here. Did you forget to go to the sauna again, Heikko, you are being stupid.
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#45 - >our drink You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Europe 0
#61 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
this nigga just called kossu estonian
I cant even be mad that's too fuckin stupid to get mad at

User avatar #70 - tankeruber (02/09/2015) [-]
>as one of your drinks
Implying there are many, but one of them is our vodka.

Reading comprehension. You clearly lack that skill along with punctuation, but atleast you didn't go spürdo on me, which is a plus.
#71 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
So
You saw a fin say "our drinks" and immediately thought "WELL, DER AMS NO DRANKS IN FENLÅND BUTS EESTIS LOLOLO"

There are indeed many
Some of them are russian
One that I know of is Swedish
I even vaguely recall an indian one in an alko somewhere, I didn't know they even had vodkas

tried a little too hard to be a kool kid but is k
der is much colds in north
User avatar #72 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our vodka, while I clearly said "as ONE (singular, 1) of your drinks" when referring to cheap estonian vodka you haul out of here. Did you forget to go to the sauna again, Heikko, you are being stupid.
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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