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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10559
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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#47 - Pretty sure it is, and allways was, napalm and nukes. 10/21/2014 on Asian teen wrapped tight in +3
#2 - I will now post a scary baby-killing fully automatic tactical …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Gamer gate feminist 0
#3 - devron (10/17/2014) [-]
i should have been more clear when i posted this i think its good she is being stopped i don't condone the violence but i never respect people like her being allowed to speak in public.
#407 - CS:GO and Civ 5? 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#178 - I was fatrolling in Smelter Demon using the Tower Shield and t… 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
#141 - Oh, we're supposed to brag how far you can get in PvE now? It'… 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
#132 - I play CoD a ton. I also PvP in DS2 at NG+, …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls -8
User avatar #174 - settlwlvs (09/21/2014) [-]
NG+, psh. That's easy mode compared to your first playthrough with no knowledge of how stats work. Try making a dex/ end build with a fire crossbow and divine katana and then go face Anor Londo. It's a bitch.
User avatar #191 - tomowrath (09/21/2014) [-]
you guys sound like nerds
#192 - settlwlvs (09/21/2014) [-]
Let me make it easy for your beefy head to understand. It's like doing 1,000 squats, never working on upper body, then trying to lift a car without using your legs or back.
User avatar #195 - lordketchup (09/21/2014) [-]
Squats make your Deadlifts go up actually, so it's possible
User avatar #193 - tomowrath (09/21/2014) [-]
nerd
User avatar #178 - tankeruber (09/21/2014) [-]
I was fatrolling in Smelter Demon using the Tower Shield and the biggest weapon I could find, uninfused, dumping all points into vigor for my first playthrough, it was pretty bad. Then I just minmaxed (googled) characters for PvP that I CE'd up, even made the good ol' havelmonster at lvl 838 for being fucking invincible, because PvE is boring as fuck. even in NG+ with the red phantoms and !MORE DAMAGE!

I'm not saying I can't get past NG+, PvP in NG++ and above is barely there.
#133 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
NG+, holy shit you're so fucking good, oh my god how did you even do that, just wow
User avatar #141 - tankeruber (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, we're supposed to brag how far you can get in PvE now? It's not like everything is easy as fuck once you learn it's moveset right?
#6 - It's any insect, period, for me. Can't help but to be a bitch … 09/16/2014 on anon hates hornets 0
#21 - I guess you must love all those Jihad-bombers living, don't yo… 09/16/2014 on Girl Shoots a Robber Like a... -2
#175 - If any X "fandom" spams their **** they… 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls +2
#145 - It's not like they aren't...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls +7
User avatar #174 - lorkhan (09/16/2014) [-]
When compared then the Gravity Falls fans are more annoying than bronies.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/16/2014) [-]
If any X "fandom" spams their shit they are annoying by default, but yeah, loads of this crap around recently.
#3068 - **tankeruber rolls 771,202,877** 09/15/2014 on Roll for green text 0
#3 - I play videogames with my friends. Rekt scrublord. 09/08/2014 on Adam Baldwin still based as... +5
#174 - While he is being a dick by posting barely-related ****… 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
#165 - It's not really bait, as it is a honest opinion, that I happen…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #170 - somuchfreedom (09/05/2014) [-]
its pretty easy to assume it is bait when you see a positive video of a man doing something nice for his daughter and you decide you should talk shit about it instead, because there isn't enough negativity in the world right?
User avatar #174 - tankeruber (09/05/2014) [-]
While he is being a dick by posting barely-related shit, it's still a valid opinion and if he felt like he urgently needed to share his dislike of emos, by all means.
#184 - Nice refrence. +1 09/04/2014 on investigative journalism +4
#82 - Nah, confirmed for troll, thank you for clearing any possible … 09/04/2014 on Not prepared for battle 0
#73 - >liberalgodess Im thinking it's a troll.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Not prepared for battle 0
User avatar #79 - liberalgodess (09/03/2014) [-]
or
or...
or.........
maybe I'm just a liberal
User avatar #82 - tankeruber (09/04/2014) [-]
Nah, confirmed for troll, thank you for clearing any possible doubt I still had.
#24 - What are you, 1500 MMR Casul? 09/01/2014 on To all my Dota and LoL players 0
#54 - thank mr skeltal 09/01/2014 on Mr Skeltal Goes EDM +2
#147 - That sounds something subhuman LGBT scum would have written on a sign. 09/01/2014 on because this girl... 0
#43 - >liking warm ketchup The **** . 08/31/2014 on the ultimate casual 0
#60 - This is what people in the US who see these comics actually belive?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on The good old days +1
User avatar #88 - hikewne (08/30/2014) [-]
Yes, and argentina is 100% black.
#14 - Picture 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... +7
#66 - thank mr skeltal 08/28/2014 on The Ride Never Ends +1
#107 - Thanks Aristocrat 08/28/2014 on /b/ writes a letter to Zoe... +1
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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