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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9593
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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#7 - Peta-Liberal vegetatian-faggots? In MY funnyjunk? 08/05/2014 on best pickup line ever. 0
#19 - I was referring to the guy who ****** with mastur…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on That's just cruel -1
User avatar #25 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
He shouldn't have had to tell him to cut it out anyway, any normal person knows that just ain't cool. Masturbator must either have a problem or he has the 'tisms.
User avatar #23 - muppburg (08/02/2014) [-]
Why do you care so much about it? it's just a joke anyway.
#7 - How about instead of being a beta faggot and a dick, you man t…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on That's just cruel +30
User avatar #16 - yorker (08/02/2014) [-]
how the fuck is that beta?
He was jacking off with other people in the room, that's fucked up and if anything the other guy's a beta
User avatar #19 - tankeruber (08/02/2014) [-]
I was referring to the guy who fucked with masturbator's porn as a beta. Instead of fucking with his porn and being a dick, he could have just told the masturbator to cut that shit out.
User avatar #25 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
He shouldn't have had to tell him to cut it out anyway, any normal person knows that just ain't cool. Masturbator must either have a problem or he has the 'tisms.
User avatar #23 - muppburg (08/02/2014) [-]
Why do you care so much about it? it's just a joke anyway.
User avatar #10 - playfilly (08/02/2014) [-]
This was funnier
#22 - muppburg (08/02/2014) [-]
what's going on here
User avatar #24 - playfilly (08/02/2014) [-]
War
#551 - Heh, if it's actually serious and we somehow have broken her, … 07/29/2014 on It's over guys!!! +1
#29 - Or just use an Obrez Mosin, you won't look that much of a fagg…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on The Mountain ain't so tough -1
#30 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Nigger please. Nagant revolver master race.
#33 - huntergriff (07/28/2014) [-]
IWI master race
#26 - >hands off keyboard/mouse at any point >having so li… 07/28/2014 on Story of my life +11
#45 - Neither is your brain, faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Haha, guns.... 0
#46 - twofreegerbils (07/27/2014) [-]
#42 - This man preaches the truth.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on good old Whompcomic -3
User avatar #44 - iviagic (07/25/2014) [-]
Thank you. People here are so fucking obsessed with that garbage that somebody had to say it.
#157 - Well, I took one damage from Covetous because I wasn't sitting… 07/25/2014 on Dark Souls 2 Boss Design. 0
#27 - >Rotten, the ******* slowest, easiest boss in …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Dark Souls 2 Boss Design. +23
User avatar #108 - EdwardNigma (07/25/2014) [-]
>Rotten
>Easiest
>Not the Covetous Demon
User avatar #157 - tankeruber (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, I took one damage from Covetous because I wasn't sitting directly under his armpit and his roll hit me once, while the only real threat during the Rotten Bossfight was being AFK in the fire-pits and accidentally dying in there.
User avatar #55 - krumpeach (07/24/2014) [-]
I farmed the rotten like 13 times before I discovered what soul memory was

so then I wondered why an increase in havel potter invaders occurred
#36 - shredmaster (07/24/2014) [-]
I think I'd give easiest boss to the Covetous Demon. The first time I fought him I laughed at his design and just started spamming R1 as a joke. It killed him and I never lost health.
User avatar #75 - bronybox (07/25/2014) [-]
Ahem. Dragon Rider? LOL.
You can literally circle that boss without a shield, just two handing a weapon, and with his linear 2-attack moveset, kill him without taking any damage (nevermind the speedrun tactic of just having him fall into the pit).
#121 - shredmaster (07/25/2014) [-]
I forgot about him because that fight never even registered as a boss fight. If he hadn't had a health bar I'd have assumed him to be a generic heavier-hitting mob. Even the two Dragon Riders were pitiful.
User avatar #126 - bronybox (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, they were a little more annoying, a lot more running around and playing passive looking for windows of opportunity. The first run-in is just pathetic though. I really didnt' register him as a boss either, beat him on my first try, it was so stupidly easy...
#10 - >moonrunes It's cryllic, not chinkspeak.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Why only one has a price... -2
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2014) [-]
i am russian i can confirm our letters are moonrunes
#358 - Me and [blank] in Civilization 5. Unlike some, I am n…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. +1
User avatar #383 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Youre right, youre just a normal faglord
User avatar #384 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
no offense dood
#37 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Tumblr 0
#1087 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... +2
#4280 - **tankeruber rolls 425,800,305** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#29 - DOOM goes through magic resist?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on She is doomed 0
#32 - risgryn (07/15/2014) [-]
Yes
#12 - So only australia. School starts at september, ends e… 07/15/2014 on US Versus the World 0
#110 - Read for you'reself. 4.chan = 9gag ad.min = … 07/15/2014 on I'm sure someone will try it 0
#561 - Garry's Souls? 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#97 - >miss-quoting him, and also falling bait to the new filters…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on I'm sure someone will try it +2
User avatar #109 - ScottMJfan (07/15/2014) [-]
Wait what the intense bodylove?

What?

Goddamnit, I've been gone for like a week, is Bmy big tittied mommy intense bodyloveing with filters again?
User avatar #110 - tankeruber (07/15/2014) [-]
Read for you'reself.

4.chan = 9gag

ad.min = my big tittied mommy

fu.cking = intense bodyloveing
fu.ck = intense bodylove
#27 - Picture 07/12/2014 on Ja Gunners Jaaa +6
#368 - Fedoras for Violence against Bronies. Kek 07/07/2014 on What stupid shit do you... +1
#4 - Delete all shortcuts, fix the ****** background, … 07/06/2014 on Good Luck, Bitch. +2
#3768 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#3760 - **tankeruber rolls 3,060**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#3768 - tankeruber (07/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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