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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:12/24/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10685
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:14202
Total Comments Made:5059
FJ Points:2700
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#51 - >pinoy >masterrace Heheheh, good one. 12/03/2014 on A chink in the armor +14
#92 - CS:GO server **** yeah. 11/30/2014 on easy things I can do +4
#639 - Ok. 11/28/2014 on Reaction Image 0
#46 - Ghost Rock? 11/24/2014 on Normal Fairy...:( 0
#4 - Dickhead Gamer by far. 11/24/2014 on The Eight Gamer Alignnments 0
#12 - Picture 11/19/2014 on Sir spiderman +3
#112 - As a guy who has a paved road from my front yard straight thro… 11/18/2014 on Your daily rage need 0
#278 - OI LAD MTN.DEW SALE IN TESCO 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +2
#7 - I hate their sauces to be honest. Never noticed burgers being …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on shots 0
#12 - garlikk (11/15/2014) [-]
huh, this didn't turn into a shitfest. yay!
#8 - captainprincess (11/15/2014) [-]
I fuckin plan to
#4 - Is this comic implying, that apprently, a very certain kind of… 11/15/2014 on Social Justice Ninja +1
#5 - Really? Really? The only thing better about hesbu…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on shots 0
User avatar #6 - captainprincess (11/15/2014) [-]
p'ffft

Burgers are bigger
whatever mayonnaise-based sauce it is they use is fucking divine

I'll admit their fries are crap but you know
they have paprika mayo so it balances out

big tomato cuts - I dont like tomatoes but that's still a good feature

plus eating messy burgers is fun
User avatar #7 - tankeruber (11/15/2014) [-]
I hate their sauces to be honest. Never noticed burgers being bigger. Fair enough, enjoy your Hesburger I guess.
#12 - garlikk (11/15/2014) [-]
huh, this didn't turn into a shitfest. yay!
#8 - captainprincess (11/15/2014) [-]
I fuckin plan to
#37 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Yo mom' +9
User avatar #44 - alphagex (11/13/2014) [-]
Okay i don`t get this one what the modern words for it?

all your base belong to us?
#52 - philteaspynuts (11/13/2014) [-]
IM IN YOUR BASE, KILLING YOUR DOODS. some video game thing
#7 - Python: For I in range(50000) print("… 11/07/2014 on Did not expect that. 0
#61 - I would just like to point out a saying: "A community… 10/29/2014 on Universal Remotes Change... 0
#98 - Maybe even greek? Don't matter, don't care, the point remains. 10/29/2014 on the binding of poland 0
#97 - Estonian then? Same here, wasn't bothered. 10/29/2014 on the binding of poland 0
#17 - >moonrunes >cryllic Moonrunes look like int…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on news -1
#24 - grantyboy (10/28/2014) [-]
#76 - Proboably not OP's drawing, I might be mistaken here, nonethel…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on the binding of poland +1
User avatar #96 - hisokafromlol (10/29/2014) [-]
im not latvian ...
User avatar #98 - tankeruber (10/29/2014) [-]
Maybe even greek? Don't matter, don't care, the point remains.
User avatar #97 - tankeruber (10/29/2014) [-]
Estonian then? Same here, wasn't bothered.
#46 - >There are people RIGHT NOW >browsing funnyjunk AT T…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Extra Crispy Burn -25
User avatar #97 - ulfricthehighking (10/28/2014) [-]
Youhadago.png
User avatar #66 - schneidend (10/27/2014) [-]
Witcher is boring as hell. It literally never managed to muster me to care about anything happening in it.

Dragon Age, on the other hand, I've played both games to completion.
#51 - newbrony (10/27/2014) [-]
Er....I'm sorry but...what?
#152 - Technically, they didn't hack into her phone specifically, mor… 10/24/2014 on That's How Shit Works Now +3
#135 - Gaming journalist sites like Kotaku, RockPaperScissors and …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on in case there was any doubt 2 0
#174 - fauxnix (10/22/2014) [-]
So basically Free Speech vs. Feminism?
User avatar #202 - huntergriff (10/22/2014) [-]
Free speech VS corruption.
#224 - fauxnix (10/22/2014) [-]
Please tell me the side that's winning won't destroy all my faith in humanity?
User avatar #225 - huntergriff (10/22/2014) [-]
It shouldn't.
#68 - Estonian here, have that ************ on VCR some…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Smug ass face +1
#77 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
sama
#47 - Pretty sure it is, and allways was, napalm and nukes. 10/21/2014 on Asian teen wrapped tight in +3
#2 - I will now post a scary baby-killing fully automatic tactical …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Gamer gate feminist 0
#3 - devron (10/17/2014) [-]
i should have been more clear when i posted this i think its good she is being stopped i don't condone the violence but i never respect people like her being allowed to speak in public.
#407 - CS:GO and Civ 5? 09/23/2014 on ? 0
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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