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#532 - A rapist is more likely to rape someone with their asscrack vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
User avatar #537 - TheCynic (06/14/2013) [-]
You don't understand. That's not how rape works, and that's not how a rapist thinks. It isn't about "fun" it's an act of domination and an act of physical dominance. The thought process isn't, "I want to have sex with that girl," it's, "I'm going to assert myself on her" or "this girl is mine." Dogs are known to do this too. The alpha male will often sodomize another dog to assert his leadership. There is absolutely no sexual gratification in it at all.

It often times involves other forms of violence as well on top of the rape as well.

It has absolutely nothing to do with attraction. There are a lot of easier ways to get rid of sexual frustration or desire. A rapist will rape anyone regardless of what they are wearing, where they are, or any other factor. Sometimes a heterosexual male will rape another heterosexual male for the same purpose.

blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/16772/rape-its-not-about-sex-its-about-power-anger-and-violence/
www.dartmouth.edu/sexualabuse/educated/rape_myths.html
well.wvu.edu/articles/rape_myths_and_facts
#87 - Aww, poor girl I feel bad for you because you got bullied now …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Picture banned from facebook -3
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
If I could show you the documents I would, as an anon, I can't upload pictures. But believe it or not, things like this happen in the world. This is a shitty world, 'justice' is bullshit that people only believe exists to get them through the day.

My friends were more like sympathy friends, I didn't know them very well, maybe calling them friends would be a little off, and I didn't believe at first it was necessary to mention it was a private school.

Would you like me to tell the other stories? Or are you going to automatically assume those are bullshit too.

Listen to yourself, you're in denial. You're in denial that bad things could possibly happen. It's unfair, therefore it can't be true.

And I'm not looking for sympathy, if I was looking for sympathy, why would I be posting this on an anti-feminist thread. I fucking hate feminists, they make women look bad. But people like you are just as bad, so extremist that you can't even imagine a man doing something wrong
User avatar #533 - tankeruber (06/14/2013) [-]
Im just saying, some stuff you said does not fit with some other stuff you said. If this happened in America, in a little school where everyone is a cunt to everyone else, sure, I belive you, that shit might happen there. Where I am from, (Estonia) stuff like that does not happen. I have done worse things in middle school, everyone laughed at me for a week tops, I laughed with them, shit was cool. I lack the personal experience of a small school full of pricks in america. (I went to big ''Elite'' schools, 1200+ students, middle of capital, In the Top 3 in most contests in our country, etc)
#82 - She says yes to all the benefits, like me buying her drinks, s…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
User avatar #517 - tombombadil (06/14/2013) [-]
You don't make the same decisions you normally would when you're drunk. The guy who raped her is getting what he deserved. He should know better than to get chicks drunk and have his way with them.
User avatar #534 - tankeruber (06/14/2013) [-]
So, what you are sayin is, when She said YES to my free drinks when she was sober, and YES to me asking her if she would like to spend the night with me, and after waking up later, says NO to things that allready happened, I raped her?
If you are not interested, don't let me buy you drinks. Fuck, you could just dump em on the ground or say NO to my drinks. It's not my fault you make stupid decisions when drunk and later regret them. I just bought a good looking female a couple beers in a bar and later asked her if she would enjoy company for the night. Fuck you shitty female rape-screechers who blame the man for getting them drunk, even though you accepted our drinks and drank them yourself. Say fucking no, it's not like we are going to fucking force you to chug down those beers. We are not forcing you to anything. Fuck you feminazi.
#79 - If they want Violence, might aswell just club you in the stree…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Picture banned from facebook -2
User avatar #97 - TheCynic (06/13/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, did a rational argument offend you somehow?
You misunderstood my point by a longshot.

A rapist is going to attempt to rape someone regardless of what they're wearing or where they are. Rape is about dominance, it rarely has anything to do with sexual desire at all. Look it up.

www.examiner.com/article/rape-is-about-dominance-law-conference-panel-says
www.d.umn.edu/cla/faculty/jhamlin/3925/myths.html
User avatar #532 - tankeruber (06/14/2013) [-]
A rapist is more likely to rape someone with their asscrack visible and boobs flopping around than some elderly lady. Again, If they want Violence, just bat someone in the corner. If it is about dominance, why dominate someone in their 50's when there are slutty 20 year old's nearby who would prove to be much more fun to rape.
(God damn, Im having to put myself in a rapist's position.)

User avatar #537 - TheCynic (06/14/2013) [-]
You don't understand. That's not how rape works, and that's not how a rapist thinks. It isn't about "fun" it's an act of domination and an act of physical dominance. The thought process isn't, "I want to have sex with that girl," it's, "I'm going to assert myself on her" or "this girl is mine." Dogs are known to do this too. The alpha male will often sodomize another dog to assert his leadership. There is absolutely no sexual gratification in it at all.

It often times involves other forms of violence as well on top of the rape as well.

It has absolutely nothing to do with attraction. There are a lot of easier ways to get rid of sexual frustration or desire. A rapist will rape anyone regardless of what they are wearing, where they are, or any other factor. Sometimes a heterosexual male will rape another heterosexual male for the same purpose.

blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/16772/rape-its-not-about-sex-its-about-power-anger-and-violence/
www.dartmouth.edu/sexualabuse/educated/rape_myths.html
well.wvu.edu/articles/rape_myths_and_facts
#204 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Pretty sure more attractive women get raped then ugly or fat chicks.
#251 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Lots of rapists actually target women who are unattractive or don't hold themselves in a confident/attractive manner. They are less likely to report it if they aren't confident. It really is more about power, not desire.
User avatar #219 - TheCynic (06/13/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. Attraction is usually not a factor.
#77 - Yes there is. NOBODY. NO ******* ONE makes such a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Picture banned from facebook -3
#81 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
It was a fucking private school, I WAS in a school with like 20 people. Everyone already hated me because I was new and awkward and didn't talk much.

"to get compassion for something else"? I don't really understand how anyone could feel compassion for something like that

I don't like attention whores, but people who go into denial over the slightest incriminating thing that someone of their gender may have done, that's the worst thing. Men and women both have flaws. The kid was regarded as 'a hero' in my school. My dad spoke with the school authorities and he got suspended, and everyone hated me for it
User avatar #109 - teranin (06/13/2013) [-]
>Private school

if it was a religious private school, I believe your story, and that's some fucked up shit.
User avatar #87 - tankeruber (06/13/2013) [-]
Aww, poor girl I feel bad for you because you got bullied now send nudes. There are people like that. Also, Everyone hated you allready? Including your friends? So did you have friends that left you, or were you awkward with no friends? Were your friends really your friends before the incident? Yet they stopped being friends after the ''harassment'? Suddenly it is a Private Middle School?

2/10 Not a good fake story, found out too fast.
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
If I could show you the documents I would, as an anon, I can't upload pictures. But believe it or not, things like this happen in the world. This is a shitty world, 'justice' is bullshit that people only believe exists to get them through the day.

My friends were more like sympathy friends, I didn't know them very well, maybe calling them friends would be a little off, and I didn't believe at first it was necessary to mention it was a private school.

Would you like me to tell the other stories? Or are you going to automatically assume those are bullshit too.

Listen to yourself, you're in denial. You're in denial that bad things could possibly happen. It's unfair, therefore it can't be true.

And I'm not looking for sympathy, if I was looking for sympathy, why would I be posting this on an anti-feminist thread. I fucking hate feminists, they make women look bad. But people like you are just as bad, so extremist that you can't even imagine a man doing something wrong
User avatar #533 - tankeruber (06/14/2013) [-]
Im just saying, some stuff you said does not fit with some other stuff you said. If this happened in America, in a little school where everyone is a cunt to everyone else, sure, I belive you, that shit might happen there. Where I am from, (Estonia) stuff like that does not happen. I have done worse things in middle school, everyone laughed at me for a week tops, I laughed with them, shit was cool. I lack the personal experience of a small school full of pricks in america. (I went to big ''Elite'' schools, 1200+ students, middle of capital, In the Top 3 in most contests in our country, etc)
#84 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Also, It was middle school, and it was a couple years ago, back when instead of having sex 12/13s just made a big deal about it
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#2 - schnizel (06/13/2013) [-]
You can say that he was evil.
But you can never say that he was dumb.
He was a smart man.
His overwhelming ambition ruined him.
He would have won the war if he didnt break his deal with Staljin.
You can never defeat a salv in battle.
User avatar #11 - godisdog (06/14/2013) [-]
The Mongolians sure as hell did, and in winter.
User avatar #31 - schnizel (06/14/2013) [-]
The Slavs werent drunk.
User avatar #9 - usbfridge (06/14/2013) [-]
A smart man who couldn't get into art school.
User avatar #17 - ilovehitler (06/14/2013) [-]
That has more to do with those judging his art than himself. If you look at his art, it's actually pretty good.
User avatar #33 - usbfridge (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, but I mean he couldn't get into an art university. Good artist or not, that's still pretty freaking hard to mess up.
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R.I.P Mein Fuhrer.
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I cant let you do that, david...
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Skip to 7:23
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #125 to #124 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
for?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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