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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#200 - Honestly, the nazis would be one of the worst examples to brin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on How Tumblr Works 0
User avatar #289 - compared (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a nice day.
#78 - Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#76 - Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#74 - All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#72 - Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Europe 0
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#70 - >as one of your drinks Implying there are many, but one…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Europe 0
#71 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
So
You saw a fin say "our drinks" and immediately thought "WELL, DER AMS NO DRANKS IN FENLÅND BUTS EESTIS LOLOLO"

There are indeed many
Some of them are russian
One that I know of is Swedish
I even vaguely recall an indian one in an alko somewhere, I didn't know they even had vodkas

tried a little too hard to be a kool kid but is k
der is much colds in north
User avatar #72 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our vodka, while I clearly said "as ONE (singular, 1) of your drinks" when referring to cheap estonian vodka you haul out of here. Did you forget to go to the sauna again, Heikko, you are being stupid.
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
#45 - >our drink You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Europe 0
#61 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
this nigga just called kossu estonian
I cant even be mad that's too fuckin stupid to get mad at

User avatar #70 - tankeruber (02/09/2015) [-]
>as one of your drinks
Implying there are many, but one of them is our vodka.

Reading comprehension. You clearly lack that skill along with punctuation, but atleast you didn't go spürdo on me, which is a plus.
#71 - captainprincess (02/09/2015) [-]
So
You saw a fin say "our drinks" and immediately thought "WELL, DER AMS NO DRANKS IN FENLÅND BUTS EESTIS LOLOLO"

There are indeed many
Some of them are russian
One that I know of is Swedish
I even vaguely recall an indian one in an alko somewhere, I didn't know they even had vodkas

tried a little too hard to be a kool kid but is k
der is much colds in north
User avatar #72 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, you say I think there aren't any drinks other than our vodka, while I clearly said "as ONE (singular, 1) of your drinks" when referring to cheap estonian vodka you haul out of here. Did you forget to go to the sauna again, Heikko, you are being stupid.
User avatar #73 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Well considering you think we rely on your shitty vodka, yes, I can see quite well you overstated the importance of it.

Don't think you can squirm out of your own stupidity fucker it's all up there for all to see
User avatar #74 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
All I said was one of the main drinks you drink is estonian vodka.

To quote my original post: ">our drink

You rely on cheap estonian vodka to get by as one of your drinks "

I mean if you want to be a stupid fingol and claim no, no we don't drink estonian vodka at all feel free to do so, but you are being dumb as fuck IF you do it. Or you can stop replying because you clearly fucked up thinking that I said Estonian vodka is finlands national drink, then continued to protect your retardation via ad-homniem and putting words into my mouth. BTFO fingol. You do rely on our vodka, finnish vodka is trash AND expensive, much cheaper to haul estonian vodka over the border in Volvos.
User avatar #75 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
Aw look at you all pretending and backpedaling
You're bad at this, your shit isn't even one of the more popular brands, you'd know that if you weren't talking out of your encrusted asshole

I'm coming over to tallin sometime this week to get cheap cigarette papers
then go home the same day and come back to my bottle of Valhalla

And I'm going to sit and drink our home brand drinks and laugh at you through your cheap cigarette papers

ha ha ha
User avatar #76 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Time to bring out the google-fu to finally silence the slanty-eyed saunaworshipper.

www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=90448
www.bbn.ee/Default.aspx?PublicationId=dda39626-06f7-4364-b4b7-d0684cabf9c5
www.baltic-course.com/eng/markets_and_companies/?doc=25882

Your shitty tastes go against the majority of finns who realise estonian vodka is good, and haul that shit. This is giving us profit, and is a good thing for us. Good job on completely missing the point in my posts. All you've been doing so far is being an ebin drolle DDD and insulting me like a common Jonne.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
You're so bad at backpedaling
and missing the point?
pelle you didn't make a point

trying so hard to be a kool kid whining out of your crusty asshole and you can't even make yourself seem less idiotic

You're really bad at this
User avatar #78 - tankeruber (02/10/2015) [-]
Good, you aren't even posting anything new, just ignoring what I've posted claiming no point has been made and screaming about backpedalling and anuses. I'll have you know I added a point to my internet arguments won list and will now happily ignore you.
#79 - captainprincess (02/10/2015) [-]
"I WIN I WIN"
precious baby
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#433 - mudslime (02/11/2015) [-]
Go fuck your self
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4 + 12 from the first attack.
User avatar #37 - trollmobile (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah, but the Ts lose when they kill the hostages.
User avatar #48 - propanex (01/10/2015) [-]
or kicked from the server. which kinda happened. but the ct's did the kicking
#26 - New crusades NOW!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Remove Kebab +4
#47 - fekke (01/08/2015) [-]
DEUS VULT!
#66 - artyommetro (01/08/2015) [-]
#76 - fekke (01/08/2015) [-]
I know this is an orthodox priest, but i thought is was relevant.
#89 - crazyolitis (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #28 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
I guess that could be fun.

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
[ 83 items Total ]

Comments(126):

[ 126 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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