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#236 - Good job on misquoting me yet again. Also, It does not make se… 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#223 - Yep, you still make as much sence as a 10 year old "Proud…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#225 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
More sense than a 10 year old from your country? Yes. Also you keep saying funny things about me making sense and you can't even spell that word.
User avatar #236 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Good job on misquoting me yet again. Also, It does not make sence that you cry about me being a grammar nazi, yet fix my sence spelling constantly. What a fucking hypocryte you are.
#217 - Do you actually belive that? Honestly?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#221 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Believe what that is fact my bad sir.
User avatar #223 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep, you still make as much sence as a 10 year old "Proud American" would.
#225 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
More sense than a 10 year old from your country? Yes. Also you keep saying funny things about me making sense and you can't even spell that word.
User avatar #236 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Good job on misquoting me yet again. Also, It does not make sence that you cry about me being a grammar nazi, yet fix my sence spelling constantly. What a fucking hypocryte you are.
#215 - Did you mean that what you said is a fact, unlike 99% of what … 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#190 - Care to rephrase that and/or complete that sentance before you…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#198 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Also it's sentence not sentance so please stop trying to correct others grammar.
#194 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Doesn't need rephrasing and you don't post by pressing enter that skips down to the next line with the cursor.
User avatar #215 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Did you mean that what you said is a fact, unlike 99% of what I say?
Or did you mean 99% of what I say is an actual fact is not actually a fact?

I have no idea what the fuck you are saying.
#187 - Of course the americans love the jews.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable 0
#188 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
You must have thumbed this down because unlike 99% of what you say is an actual fact
User avatar #190 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Care to rephrase that and/or complete that sentance before you rage-press enter?
#198 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Also it's sentence not sentance so please stop trying to correct others grammar.
#194 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Doesn't need rephrasing and you don't post by pressing enter that skips down to the next line with the cursor.
User avatar #215 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Did you mean that what you said is a fact, unlike 99% of what I say?
Or did you mean 99% of what I say is an actual fact is not actually a fact?

I have no idea what the fuck you are saying.
#185 - " Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon o…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#180 - Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur an…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#175 - Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good ****…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#171 - Can you say that again, but get your dad's balls away from you… 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#167 - Hey dumbass. Refining Crude Oil = Refined Oil and the byproduc…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#170 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Man you just keep coming back for more punishment when talking about the refined oil I was (obviously) saying that all the shit you get from refining the oil (which BTW isn't capitalized I don't know why you keep doing that) is worth more than the crude oil which you backed up in your own posts. Oh man my sides hurt from literally laughing out loud at you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good shit you get from refining crude oil is made from crude oil, it has the same value exept crude oil might be more expensive to buy in. Just buying sulfur or sulfric acid is cheap, and refined oil is less expensive than crude oil as refined oil does not come with the hydrogen and sulfur. You are stupid if you belive anything else. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Have fun laughing at smart people actually making sence. And, exactly what punishment am I coming back for? You are spewing potentially fatal bullshit onto my screen, and I am disproving you on every fact or fact-like thought you come up with, while being ready to back it up with citations.
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#164 - If only half of South Vietnams population was not made of angr…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#166 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
i no that i sed i wudnt reply n e more but u made me lol agen becuz wen sum 1 starts talkin bout gramer on the enternet that meenz they no that ther rong!!!!
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Can you say that again, but get your dad's balls away from your eyes and his dick out of your mouth, I think you left out some letters. As for knowing I am wrong, I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say. If the point was: Hey, vietnam went in 2 on it's own, Communism would have fixed that. If the point was Vietcong is evil, they had the support of south vietnam aswell, up to a point where Villagers would actually take care of them and give them supplies, that's why they beat the americans up. Also, your tech was not suited for jungle environments as good as the Vietcong's tech, so you were kind of in a shit place to begin with.
#155 - Well, they are better than america, so yeah. The Vietcong war …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable -1
#160 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Well seeing as how they split into two countries on they're own and the only people in south vietnam who wanted communism where Vietcong who went south and started a war of terror against innocents I would say you are right (LOL) for someone who (incorrectly) told me to "get my fucking facts right" you are pretty misinformed. Stop replying you just got internetted.
User avatar #164 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
If only half of South Vietnams population was not made of angry American Soliders at that time. Define Internetted, you illiterate dumbass. Also, Im pretty sure you did not mean to say they are, but instead their, but judging by your use of LOL and misquoting my text, who knows what kind of idea you are trying to convey over.
#166 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
i no that i sed i wudnt reply n e more but u made me lol agen becuz wen sum 1 starts talkin bout gramer on the enternet that meenz they no that ther rong!!!!
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Can you say that again, but get your dad's balls away from your eyes and his dick out of your mouth, I think you left out some letters. As for knowing I am wrong, I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say. If the point was: Hey, vietnam went in 2 on it's own, Communism would have fixed that. If the point was Vietcong is evil, they had the support of south vietnam aswell, up to a point where Villagers would actually take care of them and give them supplies, that's why they beat the americans up. Also, your tech was not suited for jungle environments as good as the Vietcong's tech, so you were kind of in a shit place to begin with.
#152 - [Citation Needed] Also, We know you have a lot of ref…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#161 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Lol you are funny as I said earlier I will be making this my last post because I'm dealing with someone who thinks that when the volume of of crude oil is compared to refined oil and all the useful byproducts of refining it is worth more LOL! You are an idiot my friend and I can't believe you called me a troll.
#181 - paradoxander (09/03/2013) [-]
I also heard that USA/Israel both want a pipeline to go through Syria.

Maybe it's about transporting oil more than drilling for oil.

Plus, could there be something to the thought that Israel wants all these surrounding arab countries to fall so they some day can make way for a Greater Israel?
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey dumbass. Refining Crude Oil = Refined Oil and the byproducts. You can not re-refine refined oil to get more byproducts. More Crude Oil = More refined oil and the useful byproducts. Why have a ton of Refined Oil when you can get crude oil, refine it yourself so you can get Refined oil AND all the Hyrdrogen that gets released and the Sulfur and it's acid. Crude Oil is more valuable than Refined oil as it containes both the possibility of getting Refined Oil and the byproducts or making other stuff out of it.

Crude Oil is worth more, therefore you jews with fat-scooters quickly grasp for it.
#170 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Man you just keep coming back for more punishment when talking about the refined oil I was (obviously) saying that all the shit you get from refining the oil (which BTW isn't capitalized I don't know why you keep doing that) is worth more than the crude oil which you backed up in your own posts. Oh man my sides hurt from literally laughing out loud at you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good shit you get from refining crude oil is made from crude oil, it has the same value exept crude oil might be more expensive to buy in. Just buying sulfur or sulfric acid is cheap, and refined oil is less expensive than crude oil as refined oil does not come with the hydrogen and sulfur. You are stupid if you belive anything else. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Have fun laughing at smart people actually making sence. And, exactly what punishment am I coming back for? You are spewing potentially fatal bullshit onto my screen, and I am disproving you on every fact or fact-like thought you come up with, while being ready to back it up with citations.
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#146 - Russia arming horrible governments? America armed the…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +3
#199 - olafthebard (09/03/2013) [-]
At the time, how were we suppose to know what they'd turn into? How could anyone have known that?
#148 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
OMG I'm about to stop replying to a 9 year old wh gets facts from wikipedia. We did arm the Taliban before they became an extremist organization that hated America. If you knew anything you would know hat Russia was killing thousands of innocents and attacked without UN support and decided to attack the women, children, and the elderly. But I do not know why I think you would care seeing as apparently you like countries like Iran, North Korea, and the Vietcong all of which Russia has given aid to allow horrible acts against mankind.
User avatar #155 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Well, they are better than america, so yeah. The Vietcong war is an awesome war if we look at the weapons and strategies depolyed, and you americans just wanted to stop the spread of communism. South Vietnam actually wanted communism. A peaceful, united communist Vietnam, what a dream. They committed horrible acts against Americans only. Nobody really cares about the small-dicks in the west, so those "acts" are not that bad.
#160 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Well seeing as how they split into two countries on they're own and the only people in south vietnam who wanted communism where Vietcong who went south and started a war of terror against innocents I would say you are right (LOL) for someone who (incorrectly) told me to "get my fucking facts right" you are pretty misinformed. Stop replying you just got internetted.
User avatar #164 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
If only half of South Vietnams population was not made of angry American Soliders at that time. Define Internetted, you illiterate dumbass. Also, Im pretty sure you did not mean to say they are, but instead their, but judging by your use of LOL and misquoting my text, who knows what kind of idea you are trying to convey over.
#166 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
i no that i sed i wudnt reply n e more but u made me lol agen becuz wen sum 1 starts talkin bout gramer on the enternet that meenz they no that ther rong!!!!
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Can you say that again, but get your dad's balls away from your eyes and his dick out of your mouth, I think you left out some letters. As for knowing I am wrong, I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say. If the point was: Hey, vietnam went in 2 on it's own, Communism would have fixed that. If the point was Vietcong is evil, they had the support of south vietnam aswell, up to a point where Villagers would actually take care of them and give them supplies, that's why they beat the americans up. Also, your tech was not suited for jungle environments as good as the Vietcong's tech, so you were kind of in a shit place to begin with.
#137 - [quote] The only reason we wanted other NATO on-board is that …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#286 - castial (09/03/2013) [-]
Are you taking into account that the U.S has shale oil located mainly around North Dakota once we have a way to retrieve said oil we no longer would depend on foreign oil. now add the fact that we are coming closer and closer to developing ways to use natural gas to power almost everything, the U.S. currently has so much of this in tanks that we can no longer acquire the large amounts of it as we had before.
#144 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Ugh using wikipedia to prove facts and you're still wrong. That is one, a measure of reserves compared to land mass (density) and two, is a measure of easily attainable oil which doesn't include the vast majority of our oil (accessible through fracking) and that is stored at facilities around the US that already have it refined. And like I said I never said America is a world savior but we are a protector of innocents which apparently right now no one else in the world besides France (surprisingly) is doing.
User avatar #238 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I would point out that Canada does almost as much humanitarian aid as the us with a smaller population and less money,plus we don't invade people for profit.
User avatar #186 - ParallelDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Wikipedia is actually a good source for facts as it is peer edited, doesn't mean it's always right but better than a lot of other places.
User avatar #152 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
[Citation Needed]

Also, We know you have a lot of refined oil, but crude oil is more valuable, so you reach your filthy jew-hands anywhere oil is present (exept any NATO countries, you are actually oblidged to help them unless you want to be kicked out) and claim ownership of those oil resources.
#161 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Lol you are funny as I said earlier I will be making this my last post because I'm dealing with someone who thinks that when the volume of of crude oil is compared to refined oil and all the useful byproducts of refining it is worth more LOL! You are an idiot my friend and I can't believe you called me a troll.
#181 - paradoxander (09/03/2013) [-]
I also heard that USA/Israel both want a pipeline to go through Syria.

Maybe it's about transporting oil more than drilling for oil.

Plus, could there be something to the thought that Israel wants all these surrounding arab countries to fall so they some day can make way for a Greater Israel?
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey dumbass. Refining Crude Oil = Refined Oil and the byproducts. You can not re-refine refined oil to get more byproducts. More Crude Oil = More refined oil and the useful byproducts. Why have a ton of Refined Oil when you can get crude oil, refine it yourself so you can get Refined oil AND all the Hyrdrogen that gets released and the Sulfur and it's acid. Crude Oil is more valuable than Refined oil as it containes both the possibility of getting Refined Oil and the byproducts or making other stuff out of it.

Crude Oil is worth more, therefore you jews with fat-scooters quickly grasp for it.
#170 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Man you just keep coming back for more punishment when talking about the refined oil I was (obviously) saying that all the shit you get from refining the oil (which BTW isn't capitalized I don't know why you keep doing that) is worth more than the crude oil which you backed up in your own posts. Oh man my sides hurt from literally laughing out loud at you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good shit you get from refining crude oil is made from crude oil, it has the same value exept crude oil might be more expensive to buy in. Just buying sulfur or sulfric acid is cheap, and refined oil is less expensive than crude oil as refined oil does not come with the hydrogen and sulfur. You are stupid if you belive anything else. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Have fun laughing at smart people actually making sence. And, exactly what punishment am I coming back for? You are spewing potentially fatal bullshit onto my screen, and I am disproving you on every fact or fact-like thought you come up with, while being ready to back it up with citations.
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

Pic unrelated.
#131 - I appreciate national pride. I do not appreciate your retarded…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Being Dependable +1
#134 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Our country sits on the biggest oil reserve in the world. Syria has no oil. And now I will be a troll please tell me where I say or imply "MURRICA NUMERO UNO WE WORLD SUUPAHERO" in my post.
User avatar #137 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
[quote] The only reason we wanted other NATO on-board is that we thought (wrong) that some people would actually care about horrible atrocities such as innocents being killed with horrible chemical weapons. America has made mistakes in the past but overall it has been for the greater good of mankind. [/quote] As you implied, apparently MURRICA WORLD SAVIOUR.

Venezuela has the most Oil in the world, then Saudi Arabia, then Canada. Even Russia is above the US. Syria is 35th most Oil-Filled country in the world. Get your damn facts straight.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

INB4 QUOTES DONT WORK RETARD!!! Yeah, I know.
#286 - castial (09/03/2013) [-]
Are you taking into account that the U.S has shale oil located mainly around North Dakota once we have a way to retrieve said oil we no longer would depend on foreign oil. now add the fact that we are coming closer and closer to developing ways to use natural gas to power almost everything, the U.S. currently has so much of this in tanks that we can no longer acquire the large amounts of it as we had before.
#144 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Ugh using wikipedia to prove facts and you're still wrong. That is one, a measure of reserves compared to land mass (density) and two, is a measure of easily attainable oil which doesn't include the vast majority of our oil (accessible through fracking) and that is stored at facilities around the US that already have it refined. And like I said I never said America is a world savior but we are a protector of innocents which apparently right now no one else in the world besides France (surprisingly) is doing.
User avatar #238 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I would point out that Canada does almost as much humanitarian aid as the us with a smaller population and less money,plus we don't invade people for profit.
User avatar #186 - ParallelDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Wikipedia is actually a good source for facts as it is peer edited, doesn't mean it's always right but better than a lot of other places.
User avatar #152 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
[Citation Needed]

Also, We know you have a lot of refined oil, but crude oil is more valuable, so you reach your filthy jew-hands anywhere oil is present (exept any NATO countries, you are actually oblidged to help them unless you want to be kicked out) and claim ownership of those oil resources.
#161 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Lol you are funny as I said earlier I will be making this my last post because I'm dealing with someone who thinks that when the volume of of crude oil is compared to refined oil and all the useful byproducts of refining it is worth more LOL! You are an idiot my friend and I can't believe you called me a troll.
#181 - paradoxander (09/03/2013) [-]
I also heard that USA/Israel both want a pipeline to go through Syria.

Maybe it's about transporting oil more than drilling for oil.

Plus, could there be something to the thought that Israel wants all these surrounding arab countries to fall so they some day can make way for a Greater Israel?
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey dumbass. Refining Crude Oil = Refined Oil and the byproducts. You can not re-refine refined oil to get more byproducts. More Crude Oil = More refined oil and the useful byproducts. Why have a ton of Refined Oil when you can get crude oil, refine it yourself so you can get Refined oil AND all the Hyrdrogen that gets released and the Sulfur and it's acid. Crude Oil is more valuable than Refined oil as it containes both the possibility of getting Refined Oil and the byproducts or making other stuff out of it.

Crude Oil is worth more, therefore you jews with fat-scooters quickly grasp for it.
#170 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Man you just keep coming back for more punishment when talking about the refined oil I was (obviously) saying that all the shit you get from refining the oil (which BTW isn't capitalized I don't know why you keep doing that) is worth more than the crude oil which you backed up in your own posts. Oh man my sides hurt from literally laughing out loud at you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good shit you get from refining crude oil is made from crude oil, it has the same value exept crude oil might be more expensive to buy in. Just buying sulfur or sulfric acid is cheap, and refined oil is less expensive than crude oil as refined oil does not come with the hydrogen and sulfur. You are stupid if you belive anything else. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Have fun laughing at smart people actually making sence. And, exactly what punishment am I coming back for? You are spewing potentially fatal bullshit onto my screen, and I am disproving you on every fact or fact-like thought you come up with, while being ready to back it up with citations.
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

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#130 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes loving my country makes me a troll now. I swear I don't even like funnyjunk anymore.
User avatar #230 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
the problem is you love your country blindly and refuse see any of the bad or admit any wrong doing , how can a country improve when people look away and ignore terrible crimes simply because of propaganda ?
User avatar #131 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
I appreciate national pride. I do not appreciate your retarded screams of MURRICA NUMERO UNO WE WORLD SUUPAHERO. All you guys want is oil. Just walk away.
#134 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Our country sits on the biggest oil reserve in the world. Syria has no oil. And now I will be a troll please tell me where I say or imply "MURRICA NUMERO UNO WE WORLD SUUPAHERO" in my post.
User avatar #137 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
[quote] The only reason we wanted other NATO on-board is that we thought (wrong) that some people would actually care about horrible atrocities such as innocents being killed with horrible chemical weapons. America has made mistakes in the past but overall it has been for the greater good of mankind. [/quote] As you implied, apparently MURRICA WORLD SAVIOUR.

Venezuela has the most Oil in the world, then Saudi Arabia, then Canada. Even Russia is above the US. Syria is 35th most Oil-Filled country in the world. Get your damn facts straight.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

INB4 QUOTES DONT WORK RETARD!!! Yeah, I know.
#286 - castial (09/03/2013) [-]
Are you taking into account that the U.S has shale oil located mainly around North Dakota once we have a way to retrieve said oil we no longer would depend on foreign oil. now add the fact that we are coming closer and closer to developing ways to use natural gas to power almost everything, the U.S. currently has so much of this in tanks that we can no longer acquire the large amounts of it as we had before.
#144 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Ugh using wikipedia to prove facts and you're still wrong. That is one, a measure of reserves compared to land mass (density) and two, is a measure of easily attainable oil which doesn't include the vast majority of our oil (accessible through fracking) and that is stored at facilities around the US that already have it refined. And like I said I never said America is a world savior but we are a protector of innocents which apparently right now no one else in the world besides France (surprisingly) is doing.
User avatar #238 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I would point out that Canada does almost as much humanitarian aid as the us with a smaller population and less money,plus we don't invade people for profit.
User avatar #186 - ParallelDuck (09/03/2013) [-]
Wikipedia is actually a good source for facts as it is peer edited, doesn't mean it's always right but better than a lot of other places.
User avatar #152 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
[Citation Needed]

Also, We know you have a lot of refined oil, but crude oil is more valuable, so you reach your filthy jew-hands anywhere oil is present (exept any NATO countries, you are actually oblidged to help them unless you want to be kicked out) and claim ownership of those oil resources.
#161 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Lol you are funny as I said earlier I will be making this my last post because I'm dealing with someone who thinks that when the volume of of crude oil is compared to refined oil and all the useful byproducts of refining it is worth more LOL! You are an idiot my friend and I can't believe you called me a troll.
#181 - paradoxander (09/03/2013) [-]
I also heard that USA/Israel both want a pipeline to go through Syria.

Maybe it's about transporting oil more than drilling for oil.

Plus, could there be something to the thought that Israel wants all these surrounding arab countries to fall so they some day can make way for a Greater Israel?
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey dumbass. Refining Crude Oil = Refined Oil and the byproducts. You can not re-refine refined oil to get more byproducts. More Crude Oil = More refined oil and the useful byproducts. Why have a ton of Refined Oil when you can get crude oil, refine it yourself so you can get Refined oil AND all the Hyrdrogen that gets released and the Sulfur and it's acid. Crude Oil is more valuable than Refined oil as it containes both the possibility of getting Refined Oil and the byproducts or making other stuff out of it.

Crude Oil is worth more, therefore you jews with fat-scooters quickly grasp for it.
#170 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Man you just keep coming back for more punishment when talking about the refined oil I was (obviously) saying that all the shit you get from refining the oil (which BTW isn't capitalized I don't know why you keep doing that) is worth more than the crude oil which you backed up in your own posts. Oh man my sides hurt from literally laughing out loud at you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Occasional punctuation would be nice. All the good shit you get from refining crude oil is made from crude oil, it has the same value exept crude oil might be more expensive to buy in. Just buying sulfur or sulfric acid is cheap, and refined oil is less expensive than crude oil as refined oil does not come with the hydrogen and sulfur. You are stupid if you belive anything else. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Have fun laughing at smart people actually making sence. And, exactly what punishment am I coming back for? You are spewing potentially fatal bullshit onto my screen, and I am disproving you on every fact or fact-like thought you come up with, while being ready to back it up with citations.
#179 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am having fun since you love being a grammar nazi it's spelled sense not sence. Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine it and get all the goodies than after you do. And it is so funny because you are agreeing with me and proving my point at the same time and then arguing against it.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
Unless you are being sold refined oil along with the sulfur and the hydrogen (Have fun effectively collecting that), yes. Crude oil in worth more per barrel than refined oil is.

I would like you to find one link to back up your claims, just one link.
#183 - radardar (09/03/2013) [-]
Stop being a dumbass in America we have the technology to capture it while it is being refined no one is arguing that a gallon of crude is worth less that a gallon of pure refined oil it's all the shit we get when we refine it that is worth more which is what I have (and you and the same time lol while arguing it) said. /Argument
User avatar #185 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
" Also it is funny because you are saying that 1 gallon of crude oil is worth more before you refine" - You

Hey, I think that guy is arguing that a gallon of crude oil is worth less than a gallon of refined oil. Jesus christ, how are you capable of accessing the internet, or rather, turning on the computer.
User avatar #239 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
There's no point arguing with him, man. I think he's high or retarded or something..
User avatar #241 - tankeruber (09/03/2013) [-]
It was an argument for the first 2-3 comments, after that it's been going downhill for intelligence, but uphill for possible humor. I am doing this 100% for my own personal enjoyment.
#249 - ThunderChunderFrom (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, carry on.

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User avatar #191 - starblood (08/31/2013) [-]
I hate how people think /b/ = good no matter what. No, most of the people who use /b/ are neckbeard assholes. At least FJ cares. And that's why I like this site.
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#32 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
"Don't you associate me with his fans" Haha bro you silly. Have a good one. *Brofist*
User avatar #98 - psykobear (08/28/2013) [-]
It's people like you that make the rest of us look bad. Calling people you are having an argument with "bro" and putting "brofist" at the end of the argument as if you won. i watch his videos every day and I don't act as autistic as you are acting now.
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#42 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
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make him angry by callling him bro, bro
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#30 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
Okay so let's think about this for a second. You have seen about 10 happy wheels videos plus a couple amnesia videos. Let's say that's about 20 videos of his that you've seen. He has over 1,000 videos uploaded, you've seen about 20 of them and you're gonna tell me "that is literally what his every single video is" Bro go figure out what your talking about before you talk about it. *Brofist*
User avatar #31 - tankeruber (08/28/2013) [-]
Don't you associate me with his fans. I find no amusement in him yelling and over-reacting in every situation, I highly doubt I accidentally clicked on all the videos in witch he is being a mongering retard, and in every other video he does not use dick-butt humor and actually provides entertainment. You are watching a Swede over-react to things, scream at the top of his lungs and make dick jokes. Have fun, I guess.
#32 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
"Don't you associate me with his fans" Haha bro you silly. Have a good one. *Brofist*
User avatar #98 - psykobear (08/28/2013) [-]
It's people like you that make the rest of us look bad. Calling people you are having an argument with "bro" and putting "brofist" at the end of the argument as if you won. i watch his videos every day and I don't act as autistic as you are acting now.
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#42 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
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make him angry by callling him bro, bro
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#28 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
Please tell me sir how many of his videos have you seen. And be honest.
User avatar #29 - tankeruber (08/28/2013) [-]
I used to watch about 10 or so of his Happy Wheels Videos, back when they were popular, and watched a couple of his Amensia videos. The Happy Wheels was mildly amusing, but the rest of it was just over-reacting.
#30 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
Okay so let's think about this for a second. You have seen about 10 happy wheels videos plus a couple amnesia videos. Let's say that's about 20 videos of his that you've seen. He has over 1,000 videos uploaded, you've seen about 20 of them and you're gonna tell me "that is literally what his every single video is" Bro go figure out what your talking about before you talk about it. *Brofist*
User avatar #31 - tankeruber (08/28/2013) [-]
Don't you associate me with his fans. I find no amusement in him yelling and over-reacting in every situation, I highly doubt I accidentally clicked on all the videos in witch he is being a mongering retard, and in every other video he does not use dick-butt humor and actually provides entertainment. You are watching a Swede over-react to things, scream at the top of his lungs and make dick jokes. Have fun, I guess.
#32 - lrennl (08/28/2013) [-]
"Don't you associate me with his fans" Haha bro you silly. Have a good one. *Brofist*
User avatar #98 - psykobear (08/28/2013) [-]
It's people like you that make the rest of us look bad. Calling people you are having an argument with "bro" and putting "brofist" at the end of the argument as if you won. i watch his videos every day and I don't act as autistic as you are acting now.
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#42 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
bro

dog

bro
make him angry by callling him bro, bro
he will get very bro'd off bro
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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