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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:7/12/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7251
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#186 - Estonian. -Nordic. U Cheeky **** m8. 06/23/2013 on In a parallel world... +2
#2 - **** off cancer. 06/23/2013 on Lift Dance +1
#104 - **tankeruber rolls 5,916** 06/21/2013 on 4444 0
#1 - Saw the title, was expecting a bottle of water. 06/21/2013 on Lite beer 0
#67 - With this music. 06/21/2013 on Holy Shit 0
#63 - I have that and I am guilty of occasionally using it vs a deck… 06/19/2013 on Yu gi oh 0
#36 - **** you angel player. I play EDH, a Black an…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Yu gi oh 0
User avatar #45 - benjamino (06/19/2013) [-]
You must hate Akroma's Memorial.
User avatar #63 - tankeruber (06/19/2013) [-]
I have that and I am guilty of occasionally using it vs a deck with emphasis on one of those colors.
#294 - 500 Miles in my ass. 06/18/2013 on In my ass +5
#26 - Same. I played Fire Red and Leaf Green on my PSP (obviously on… 06/18/2013 on Gaming Facts +1
#59 - Picture 06/18/2013 on High fashion +2
#21 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Toys R Us +2
#2 - That title is infuriating. 06/16/2013 on Bow Down ToThe Almighty... 0
#79 - The Catholic Church is still a Christian Church. 06/16/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#170 - AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE, JUST TO …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on I would sing Gary´s rap song +4
User avatar #183 - imahugecunt (06/15/2013) [-]
BA DA BA BAH!!
#1 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on The Adventures of Loki and... -1
#1 - ****** was running around with a knife and not ch… 06/15/2013 on Boy Goes Insane, Beaten In... +2
#4 - GNAAH GNAAH GNAAH GNAAH GNAAH. 06/15/2013 on Wait for it! +5
#2 - I like this one. 06/15/2013 on Gaben Windows 7 Wallpaper +2
#5 - Nah, his throat will absorb them, we will lose even more pens.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Whenever i borrow a pen +13
User avatar #6 - ilovehitler (06/15/2013) [-]
damn it!

Coat the pens with some form of evil poison. We'll have to ask the aussies. Just take some of the lesser poison found on their land.
User avatar #10 - xeternalx (06/15/2013) [-]
we ain't got none to spare mate, these fuckers are breeding 'ere too
#23 - flusteredmoose (06/15/2013) [-]
Or just stop lending out pens?
#28 - pwnmissile has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - flusteredmoose (06/15/2013) [-]
Someone who doesn't want their pens stolen.
#2 - Wizard as **** . 06/14/2013 on Nerdy Zodiac 0
#26 - Spaniel master race. Russian Spaniel and the English … 06/14/2013 on Dogs 0
#534 - So, what you are sayin is, when She said YES to my free drinks… 06/14/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
#533 - Im just saying, some stuff you said does not fit with some oth… 06/14/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
#532 - A rapist is more likely to rape someone with their asscrack vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Picture banned from facebook 0
User avatar #537 - TheCynic (06/14/2013) [-]
You don't understand. That's not how rape works, and that's not how a rapist thinks. It isn't about "fun" it's an act of domination and an act of physical dominance. The thought process isn't, "I want to have sex with that girl," it's, "I'm going to assert myself on her" or "this girl is mine." Dogs are known to do this too. The alpha male will often sodomize another dog to assert his leadership. There is absolutely no sexual gratification in it at all.

It often times involves other forms of violence as well on top of the rape as well.

It has absolutely nothing to do with attraction. There are a lot of easier ways to get rid of sexual frustration or desire. A rapist will rape anyone regardless of what they are wearing, where they are, or any other factor. Sometimes a heterosexual male will rape another heterosexual male for the same purpose.

blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/16772/rape-its-not-about-sex-its-about-power-anger-and-violence/
www.dartmouth.edu/sexualabuse/educated/rape_myths.html
well.wvu.edu/articles/rape_myths_and_facts
#87 - Aww, poor girl I feel bad for you because you got bullied now …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Picture banned from facebook -3
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
If I could show you the documents I would, as an anon, I can't upload pictures. But believe it or not, things like this happen in the world. This is a shitty world, 'justice' is bullshit that people only believe exists to get them through the day.

My friends were more like sympathy friends, I didn't know them very well, maybe calling them friends would be a little off, and I didn't believe at first it was necessary to mention it was a private school.

Would you like me to tell the other stories? Or are you going to automatically assume those are bullshit too.

Listen to yourself, you're in denial. You're in denial that bad things could possibly happen. It's unfair, therefore it can't be true.

And I'm not looking for sympathy, if I was looking for sympathy, why would I be posting this on an anti-feminist thread. I fucking hate feminists, they make women look bad. But people like you are just as bad, so extremist that you can't even imagine a man doing something wrong
User avatar #533 - tankeruber (06/14/2013) [-]
Im just saying, some stuff you said does not fit with some other stuff you said. If this happened in America, in a little school where everyone is a cunt to everyone else, sure, I belive you, that shit might happen there. Where I am from, (Estonia) stuff like that does not happen. I have done worse things in middle school, everyone laughed at me for a week tops, I laughed with them, shit was cool. I lack the personal experience of a small school full of pricks in america. (I went to big ''Elite'' schools, 1200+ students, middle of capital, In the Top 3 in most contests in our country, etc)
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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
User avatar #75 - kyronics (08/31/2012) [-]
When did you get your demon axe? Are you willing to trade it?
#74 - demixas (08/31/2012) [-]
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=0_FJxsylpOI&feature=relmfu
User avatar #71 - seveer (08/30/2012) [-]
What do you want for cart?
User avatar #72 to #71 - tankeruber (08/30/2012) [-]
only have 1, aint trading it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - seveer (08/30/2012) [-]
I posted that while you had two, no problem.
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