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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#9379
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#4 - po-ny-time Po-Knee-Time. Look at the Channel.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on I found some more +2
#10 - sinery (06/29/2013) [-]
#8 - drackmore (06/29/2013) [-]
Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.
User avatar #9 - tankeruber (06/29/2013) [-]
I did not make the joke, I merely explained it. You should compare my name to the content creators name and assure yourself that I am not infact the guy who made the joke.

You spouting shitty le me-mes is pretty darn autistic aswell.
User avatar #5 - camperdude (06/29/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks
#2 - Suprisingly accurate, the lightbulb's version is decent aswell. 06/29/2013 on lol lyrics 0
#8 - That is not class, that is slight autism at best.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Class and swag +104
User avatar #152 - poiklman (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't understand all of this calling out of autism. I know it's a joke, but real autistic people, at least the few I've met, are quite likable, just with some oddities. Dorky jerks wearing stupid clothing and having a terrible attitudes about religion and 'class' should just be classified as assholes.
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User avatar #29 - JENNAY (06/29/2013) [-]
I think that's the joke. Because all the internet fedora kids think they're just the classiest most genuine people. I mean, what woman wouldn't be lucky to get awkwardly hit on by any of these fine young men?
#235 - vaskaduzea (06/30/2013) [-]
i think deeply inside you want one of those fedora boyz jennay
User avatar #256 - JENNAY (06/30/2013) [-]
DON'T TEMPT ME WITH THIS TALK OF FEDORAS ON MEN THAT AREN'T HUMPHREY BOGART

If they "enlighten" me by shooting down any beliefs I have besides Atheism, well that ONLY sweetens the deal

If the internet stopped doing these 2 things I feel like there would be a lot less upset about being single >.>
#257 - vaskaduzea (06/30/2013) [-]
i know you liek them ;)
User avatar #258 - JENNAY (06/30/2013) [-]
No I like wearing fedoras and not having 13 year olds ruin them for me Dx
#259 - vaskaduzea (06/30/2013) [-]
i have only once saw a woman wearing a fedora, she was penetrated in public while trying to get a drink from a vending machine
User avatar #21 - stuartbewbzz (06/29/2013) [-]
>slight
#7 - Finland with a bottle of Viru Valge. Isn't that an Estonia…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Generous America. +5
#8 - vaginismus (06/29/2013) [-]
No we don't, though we always come over to get it because Estonian alcohol is fucking cheap.
#7 - I have to listen to 12 very thin walls play CoD. 06/29/2013 on It's not everyday you get... +1
#6 - I fail to see how clothing ceasing to exist is a bad thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on It's not everyday you get... +1
#7 - tankeruber (06/29/2013) [-]
I have to listen to 12 very thin walls play CoD.
#7 - Are you 11? If not, appreciate the fact that they are wing…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on When my friends tell a girl... +9
#13 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
Are you 16?
If not, appreciate the fact that that is not wingmanning in any way
If you are 16, watch how you talk to 11 years old faggot
#27 - Thank you for censoring the F word, my eyes could not handle … 06/29/2013 on Like I give a F"ck +1
#29 - Druid of the Claw, or whatever the **** the Elf B… 06/28/2013 on Warcraft IV: The Real World +2
#23 - I still enjoy going to McDonalds, not daily, but once every 2 …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on I'm mildly lovin it +1
User avatar #28 - ruebezahl (06/28/2013) [-]
I wish I could, but I have "grown up" into preferring Burger King.

While it's objectively speaking the "better" food, I simply don't get the same level of enjoyment from eating at Burger King as an adult as I got from eating at McD as a kid. Sometimes, growing up can really spoil things for you.
#85 - theavatarspupil (06/28/2013) [-]
I also prefer Burger King, but my mother can't eat there or even smell it due to before she had me, she got severe food poisoning from an under-cooked burger and almost died. But truthfully, my number one favorite burger place is Hardee's.
#135 - They were spoilered, so OP edited them to show us what was under them. 06/28/2013 on Justice 0
#36 - Traitor teamchat: OK I HAVE PLANTED THE 2 C4'S LETS GO SHOOT T…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Counter Strike 0
User avatar #41 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
morbus and stronghold are kind of fun
#12 - End of dump.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Ye Trolls +1
User avatar #13 - thasuperpimp (06/26/2013) [-]
Why thank you kind sir, have my thumbs.
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#3 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Ye Trolls +2
#2 - right here 06/26/2013 on Ye Trolls +1
#5 - This is not troll ing and you are a ****** for t… 06/26/2013 on Facebook (0) +12
#150 - The Spaceman from StarMade. Im fine, he does not even… 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
User avatar #75 - kyronics (08/31/2012) [-]
When did you get your demon axe? Are you willing to trade it?
#74 - demixas (08/31/2012) [-]
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=0_FJxsylpOI&feature=relmfu
User avatar #71 - seveer (08/30/2012) [-]
What do you want for cart?
User avatar #72 to #71 - tankeruber (08/30/2012) [-]
only have 1, aint trading it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - seveer (08/30/2012) [-]
I posted that while you had two, no problem.
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