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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10653
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
Content Thumbs: 36 total,  280 ,  244
Comment Thumbs: 7597 total,  11084 ,  3487
Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:14217
Total Comments Made:5105
FJ Points:2737
Favorite Tags: are (2) | fuck (2) | Holy (2)

latest user's comments

#67 - Hello everyone, I am obviously white. What are you …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Finley Field +2
User avatar #78 - musclezglassez (11/07/2013) [-]
you had a nice line though
#77 - harala (11/07/2013) [-]
>Aryan race
>turns out jewish
User avatar #82 - tankeruber (11/07/2013) [-]
I am aware that Jews are not a part of the Aryan race. You are, however, not aware of a "Joke".Unless you are, sorry.
#75 - inanimateobject (11/07/2013) [-]
"Shalom"
#2 - I enjoy the **** out of that game, and since our … 11/06/2013 on Google Fiber ain't got shit... +1
#6 - It's a Mad World in my ass. 11/06/2013 on okay everyone +1
#528 - Hearthstone + Jailbreak What is this I don't even. 11/04/2013 on description 0
#25 - Viking is kinda cool. 11/03/2013 on snakepenis 0
#24 - **tankeruber rolls 55**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on snakepenis 0
User avatar #25 - tankeruber (11/03/2013) [-]
Viking is kinda cool.
#12 - Argonian Master Race 11/02/2013 on Classy /v/ 0
#86 - Thrall from Hearthstone. 11/02/2013 on sexy time 4 0
#2 - >Not doing Glorious Turtle Science Build into Giant Death R… 10/29/2013 on Civ V Okay 0
#134 - I stabbed a hippie because I'm a pimp. 10/28/2013 on What if your shirt is... 0
#7 - MUH DEEGLE BRAND DEEGLE. It looks horrid.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on such a beautiful gun +7
#18 - monkeybrains (10/31/2013) [-]
#192 - How about you stop being a faggot then? 10/27/2013 on Pokeman is bessssst 0
#9 - Axe Knight, ***** makes an axe pun, ***** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on Bitch I'm Golden 0
#10 - gisuar (10/26/2013) [-]
the axe effect
#3 - You ******* faggot. The FIRST … 10/26/2013 on hitting your toe +4
#5 - This is a picture of CIV 5. At about 1914 AD, through rushing … 10/26/2013 on So That's how WW1 Was Won... +3
#4 - Civ 4 Slavery-Happiness boosting in a nutshell. 10/26/2013 on Soviet logic 0
#44 - The rage is consuming. 10/26/2013 on I recommend 5 mg of rage,... 0
#137 - This rage can only be contained by the removal of all feminazis. 10/26/2013 on Feminism hits a new low 0
#14 - Not my fault retards actually torrented GTA V for PC, despite … 10/23/2013 on Dear Pc Gta V fans 0
#6 - Where I live, tipping is not a thing. Waiters, Pizza Delivery … 10/23/2013 on Just saw this on 3chin +1
#3 - Actual Russian Elite forces are one of the most badass operato…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2013 on russian elite forces +8
User avatar #6 - treeboy (10/23/2013) [-]
Unless you want a hostage situation sorted without killing everyone including the hostages.
User avatar #7 - fantomen (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, please we all know there is no such thing as hostages.
If they're physically close to that terrorists, that makes them terrorists, and all terrorist should be killed on sight.

That was a joke. in case someone thought I was being serious
User avatar #11 - treeboy (10/27/2013) [-]
I tried to up vote this, then was quickly informed my level is too low, have a comment instead!
User avatar #12 - fantomen (10/28/2013) [-]
thanks anyway
#9 - TheTerrorists (10/23/2013) [-]
well that just hurst our feelings
User avatar #5 - theforeseen (10/23/2013) [-]
Dont say that the Americans will see and crucify you XD
#8 - sinery (10/23/2013) [-]
#4 - This is by far the most hilarious gif.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on wow such transform. very... +26
#15 - anonexplains (10/23/2013) [-]
would be funnier without the doge
User avatar #13 - sladee (10/23/2013) [-]
the godamn dog's face makes it hilarious
#5 - danilawleit (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh my fucking God are you trying to kill me? I was trying to drink soda and started choking
#32 - Picture 10/22/2013 on FUCKING THIS +3
#3 - I belive we are more of a Slavic and Inuit decent. We do not h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Origin of nations 0
User avatar #5 - serotonin (10/22/2013) [-]
I know. This is not supposed to be used as textbook. (just look at albanians and basqiues)
#1 - Im pretty sure mongols did not influence Estonia. I don't thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Origin of nations 0
User avatar #2 - serotonin (10/22/2013) [-]
they did kind of push to Poland and Hungary but I dont thing that is the point. Finland and Estonia are part of Ugro-Finnic group that is kind of related to asians (if I am correct)
User avatar #3 - tankeruber (10/22/2013) [-]
I belive we are more of a Slavic and Inuit decent. We do not have any defining asian features.
User avatar #5 - serotonin (10/22/2013) [-]
I know. This is not supposed to be used as textbook. (just look at albanians and basqiues)

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
[ 83 items Total ]

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[ 126 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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