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#20 - The **** am I reading?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Ban list 9 of NK +4
#21 - mrchris (05/02/2016) [-]
**mrchris used "*roll picture*"**
**mrchris rolled image**die on death
#43 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2016 on Trigglypuff +17
#76 - migueldecervantes (04/29/2016) [-]
Fuck that shit's hilarious.
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#59 - Izen (04/29/2016) [-]
christ
#71 - use this 04/26/2016 on /pol/ gives advice to a tranny +1
#126 - Actually, if they also have a shield, keep bashing it with a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2016 on Get Rekt & Rest Son -1
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#128 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
*shrug* I'm pretty sure that it still counts as a riposte.

I think, I'm not entirely sure of the terminology.

And yeah, sometimes, sheer damage in ripostes doesn't even require a Hornet ring.
#75 - SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, COMMIE, KILL YOURSELF.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on This reboot is cancer -1
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#127 - nachobeldavid (04/24/2016) [-]
GOT YOU BACK, NIGGA
#315 - "Waah waah ur dumb" Prove it. 04/23/2016 on Did I get it right? -1
#311 - Hahah holy **** dude mad much cruzcuck? Trump was lib…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Did I get it right? -1
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#314 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
There's no way you're actually this dumb.

I'm getting trolled by a 12-year-old holy shit
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#315 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
"Waah waah ur dumb"
Prove it.
#125 - I responded to the person as a bucket list, kind of like he di…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Did I get it right? -1
#176 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
I was mocking the "bucket list" by calling it "meme arrows". You're trying to be 4chan, and it's cringy. That's why I added buzz phrases/words that eksdee 4chin meemlords use in order to exaggerate. Because that's what you're trying to be.

But if we're gonna talk about "backers" and "establishment" how about the fact that Trump gave funds to Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Charlie Rangel, Chuck Schumer, and Harry Reid? Hm? (And now has started to pivot to PC leftist positions -like with NC, MS, IN, and GA's new laws; and stating he is for raising taxes on the wealthy even though his own supposed tax plan cuts taxes for the rich- because he wants votes) Trump hasn't done or said anything about stopping cronyism because he is the big money. He says he's immune to the corruption of special interest groups when he himself had been one for decades. How about the fact that John Boehner (THE GOP establishment) calls Ted Cruz "lucifer" because he won't capitulate to their demands? Cruz has literally defied the GOP establishment on several occasions. The reason they want Cruz to win delegates is so they can nominate someone else at a contested convention. Secondly, it's not "proper election etiquette"; the Colorado primary has worked this way for decades. Trump's acting like the people didn't get a say (they did, by the way; delegates are elected officials) when he knew damn good and well how the primary worked in the state (I voted in the Jefferson County elections, my voice was heard; we're a Republic, not a flat-out democracy). The constitution doesn't say jack fuck about the parties and their primaries so the tenth amendment protects the states' rights to run them how the fuck they want. By the way, what estimates they had (since no official poll was conducted) had Cruz winning the state anyway.

But y'know, that guy who was pro-abortion, anti-tax cuts (he vehemently opposed the Reagan tax cuts, because they would have made it more difficult for him to build in rent-controlled New York), pro-Clinton/Reid/Kennedy only up until recently, and wants to defy states rights and impose heavy tariffs to hurt American corporations is the one that's gonna stop the big government bullshit. The "anti-big-government" guy that's going to change libel laws to suit his needs (even though the media is his biggest boon: he now has Fox News and News Corp in his pocket -as he's friends with Rupert Murdoch- and the left-wing media's constantly giving him air-time for views) is ironically enough using leftist, sjw false-victimhood strategies to garner support. "The media is against him and the primaries are rigged against him!" even though on the average news station the difference in airtime between Trump and Cruz is 6:1; even though he has benefited from the split of republicans amongst all the other candidates; even though he won 90+ delegates with 500k votes in New York and Cruz only got 100 delegates with 1.2 million votes in Texas; even though Trump is closing in on a majority of delegates but is not even close to a majority of the popular vote. Sure, the GOP establishment is against him, but they are also against Cruz. They just want a contested convention.

Your "I am the people" god-king (that has the highest disapproval rating of any candidate in history) is surely the small-government, anti-establishment conservative we really need and will totally beat Hillary (to whom he's given thousands in campaign contributions). He flip-flops on just about every issue and his attacks on other candidates are little more than name-calling. Trumpets don't give a shit about policy or ideals, they're just a bunch of ignorant idol-worshipers. I know some intelligent Trump supporters, but they have to jump through hoops to justify some of the shit he says. I know you're 12 and want to try politics, but how about you fucking read something other than memes before forming an opinion.
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#311 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
Hahah holy fuck dude mad much cruzcuck?

Trump was liberal in 2004, I know this, why is this an issue?
Speeches are not a good way to gain insight on what a candidate likes, since any vote-based governing system, be it democratic or just a republic, is a big whore-fest and whoever can whore him/herself out to the public the more is going to win. Trump's got this in the bag.
"Cruz has LITERALLY DEFILED THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT".
So has Trump, get fucked you bible-toting retard.

Trump can't be bought because he IS the buyer, that's the whole point. I don't oppose rich people you retard, I oppose only the rich running the entire politics-sphere.
Cruz is backed by the establishment right now, just because Trump is fucking demolishing them so hard.

All I'm reading from this is retarded pro-cruz babble. Form a "bucket-list", please :^).
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#314 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
There's no way you're actually this dumb.

I'm getting trolled by a 12-year-old holy shit
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#315 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
"Waah waah ur dumb"
Prove it.
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#177 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
btw I'm not even voting for Cruz; I'm voting for Petersen or McAfee
#41 - Enjoy, cuck.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Did I get it right? -5
#57 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
I really don't want people to begin saying cuck non-ironically, it's kinda lame.
#112 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
Wait, he wasn't being ironic? Holy christ...

I mean, I get liking Trump, but ">>>>>cuckservatives get BTFO >walljustgothigher >>>wordswithoutspaces >>meme arrows >Trump >establishment (I know what this means) >shills >>Trump >voter fraud (I know how elections work) >Trump >>ebonics phrases even though i hate blacks >>>Trump" Jesus

Trying so hard to be eksdee 4chan is cringy as fuck
#208 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
>Trying so hard to be eksdee 4chan
you can start by using that large tumor you call a brain once in a while
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#210 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
I can start what? Rofl

Don't you hate it when you try to cut someone down, but all with which you can come up is non sequitur?
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#125 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
I responded to the person as a bucket list, kind of like he did. If you read the common bucket-list icons as "meme-arrows", that's your fuck-up.
I used about 3/10 of the phrases you listed.
(That abitch thing was an actual typo.)
If you are implying that big money backers behind GOP and the politicians who use their money, forming the "GOP establishment", do like the fact that someone they can't buy is running, or that all colorado caucus votes going straight to Cruz without an actual caucus held is proper election ettiquette, then please off yourself.
Nice 4chan boogeyman, faggot. You know I'm right.
#176 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
I was mocking the "bucket list" by calling it "meme arrows". You're trying to be 4chan, and it's cringy. That's why I added buzz phrases/words that eksdee 4chin meemlords use in order to exaggerate. Because that's what you're trying to be.

But if we're gonna talk about "backers" and "establishment" how about the fact that Trump gave funds to Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Charlie Rangel, Chuck Schumer, and Harry Reid? Hm? (And now has started to pivot to PC leftist positions -like with NC, MS, IN, and GA's new laws; and stating he is for raising taxes on the wealthy even though his own supposed tax plan cuts taxes for the rich- because he wants votes) Trump hasn't done or said anything about stopping cronyism because he is the big money. He says he's immune to the corruption of special interest groups when he himself had been one for decades. How about the fact that John Boehner (THE GOP establishment) calls Ted Cruz "lucifer" because he won't capitulate to their demands? Cruz has literally defied the GOP establishment on several occasions. The reason they want Cruz to win delegates is so they can nominate someone else at a contested convention. Secondly, it's not "proper election etiquette"; the Colorado primary has worked this way for decades. Trump's acting like the people didn't get a say (they did, by the way; delegates are elected officials) when he knew damn good and well how the primary worked in the state (I voted in the Jefferson County elections, my voice was heard; we're a Republic, not a flat-out democracy). The constitution doesn't say jack fuck about the parties and their primaries so the tenth amendment protects the states' rights to run them how the fuck they want. By the way, what estimates they had (since no official poll was conducted) had Cruz winning the state anyway.

But y'know, that guy who was pro-abortion, anti-tax cuts (he vehemently opposed the Reagan tax cuts, because they would have made it more difficult for him to build in rent-controlled New York), pro-Clinton/Reid/Kennedy only up until recently, and wants to defy states rights and impose heavy tariffs to hurt American corporations is the one that's gonna stop the big government bullshit. The "anti-big-government" guy that's going to change libel laws to suit his needs (even though the media is his biggest boon: he now has Fox News and News Corp in his pocket -as he's friends with Rupert Murdoch- and the left-wing media's constantly giving him air-time for views) is ironically enough using leftist, sjw false-victimhood strategies to garner support. "The media is against him and the primaries are rigged against him!" even though on the average news station the difference in airtime between Trump and Cruz is 6:1; even though he has benefited from the split of republicans amongst all the other candidates; even though he won 90+ delegates with 500k votes in New York and Cruz only got 100 delegates with 1.2 million votes in Texas; even though Trump is closing in on a majority of delegates but is not even close to a majority of the popular vote. Sure, the GOP establishment is against him, but they are also against Cruz. They just want a contested convention.

Your "I am the people" god-king (that has the highest disapproval rating of any candidate in history) is surely the small-government, anti-establishment conservative we really need and will totally beat Hillary (to whom he's given thousands in campaign contributions). He flip-flops on just about every issue and his attacks on other candidates are little more than name-calling. Trumpets don't give a shit about policy or ideals, they're just a bunch of ignorant idol-worshipers. I know some intelligent Trump supporters, but they have to jump through hoops to justify some of the shit he says. I know you're 12 and want to try politics, but how about you fucking read something other than memes before forming an opinion.
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#311 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
Hahah holy fuck dude mad much cruzcuck?

Trump was liberal in 2004, I know this, why is this an issue?
Speeches are not a good way to gain insight on what a candidate likes, since any vote-based governing system, be it democratic or just a republic, is a big whore-fest and whoever can whore him/herself out to the public the more is going to win. Trump's got this in the bag.
"Cruz has LITERALLY DEFILED THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT".
So has Trump, get fucked you bible-toting retard.

Trump can't be bought because he IS the buyer, that's the whole point. I don't oppose rich people you retard, I oppose only the rich running the entire politics-sphere.
Cruz is backed by the establishment right now, just because Trump is fucking demolishing them so hard.

All I'm reading from this is retarded pro-cruz babble. Form a "bucket-list", please :^).
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#314 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
There's no way you're actually this dumb.

I'm getting trolled by a 12-year-old holy shit
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#315 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
"Waah waah ur dumb"
Prove it.
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#177 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
btw I'm not even voting for Cruz; I'm voting for Petersen or McAfee
#39 - Sure :^)  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Did I get it right? +4
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#40 - dangler (04/22/2016) [-]
Ya did well then. Made me cringe.

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#41 - tankeruber (04/22/2016) [-]
Enjoy, cuck.
#57 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
I really don't want people to begin saying cuck non-ironically, it's kinda lame.
#112 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
Wait, he wasn't being ironic? Holy christ...

I mean, I get liking Trump, but ">>>>>cuckservatives get BTFO >walljustgothigher >>>wordswithoutspaces >>meme arrows >Trump >establishment (I know what this means) >shills >>Trump >voter fraud (I know how elections work) >Trump >>ebonics phrases even though i hate blacks >>>Trump" Jesus

Trying so hard to be eksdee 4chan is cringy as fuck
#208 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
>Trying so hard to be eksdee 4chan
you can start by using that large tumor you call a brain once in a while
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#210 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
I can start what? Rofl

Don't you hate it when you try to cut someone down, but all with which you can come up is non sequitur?
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#125 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
I responded to the person as a bucket list, kind of like he did. If you read the common bucket-list icons as "meme-arrows", that's your fuck-up.
I used about 3/10 of the phrases you listed.
(That abitch thing was an actual typo.)
If you are implying that big money backers behind GOP and the politicians who use their money, forming the "GOP establishment", do like the fact that someone they can't buy is running, or that all colorado caucus votes going straight to Cruz without an actual caucus held is proper election ettiquette, then please off yourself.
Nice 4chan boogeyman, faggot. You know I'm right.
#176 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
I was mocking the "bucket list" by calling it "meme arrows". You're trying to be 4chan, and it's cringy. That's why I added buzz phrases/words that eksdee 4chin meemlords use in order to exaggerate. Because that's what you're trying to be.

But if we're gonna talk about "backers" and "establishment" how about the fact that Trump gave funds to Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Charlie Rangel, Chuck Schumer, and Harry Reid? Hm? (And now has started to pivot to PC leftist positions -like with NC, MS, IN, and GA's new laws; and stating he is for raising taxes on the wealthy even though his own supposed tax plan cuts taxes for the rich- because he wants votes) Trump hasn't done or said anything about stopping cronyism because he is the big money. He says he's immune to the corruption of special interest groups when he himself had been one for decades. How about the fact that John Boehner (THE GOP establishment) calls Ted Cruz "lucifer" because he won't capitulate to their demands? Cruz has literally defied the GOP establishment on several occasions. The reason they want Cruz to win delegates is so they can nominate someone else at a contested convention. Secondly, it's not "proper election etiquette"; the Colorado primary has worked this way for decades. Trump's acting like the people didn't get a say (they did, by the way; delegates are elected officials) when he knew damn good and well how the primary worked in the state (I voted in the Jefferson County elections, my voice was heard; we're a Republic, not a flat-out democracy). The constitution doesn't say jack fuck about the parties and their primaries so the tenth amendment protects the states' rights to run them how the fuck they want. By the way, what estimates they had (since no official poll was conducted) had Cruz winning the state anyway.

But y'know, that guy who was pro-abortion, anti-tax cuts (he vehemently opposed the Reagan tax cuts, because they would have made it more difficult for him to build in rent-controlled New York), pro-Clinton/Reid/Kennedy only up until recently, and wants to defy states rights and impose heavy tariffs to hurt American corporations is the one that's gonna stop the big government bullshit. The "anti-big-government" guy that's going to change libel laws to suit his needs (even though the media is his biggest boon: he now has Fox News and News Corp in his pocket -as he's friends with Rupert Murdoch- and the left-wing media's constantly giving him air-time for views) is ironically enough using leftist, sjw false-victimhood strategies to garner support. "The media is against him and the primaries are rigged against him!" even though on the average news station the difference in airtime between Trump and Cruz is 6:1; even though he has benefited from the split of republicans amongst all the other candidates; even though he won 90+ delegates with 500k votes in New York and Cruz only got 100 delegates with 1.2 million votes in Texas; even though Trump is closing in on a majority of delegates but is not even close to a majority of the popular vote. Sure, the GOP establishment is against him, but they are also against Cruz. They just want a contested convention.

Your "I am the people" god-king (that has the highest disapproval rating of any candidate in history) is surely the small-government, anti-establishment conservative we really need and will totally beat Hillary (to whom he's given thousands in campaign contributions). He flip-flops on just about every issue and his attacks on other candidates are little more than name-calling. Trumpets don't give a shit about policy or ideals, they're just a bunch of ignorant idol-worshipers. I know some intelligent Trump supporters, but they have to jump through hoops to justify some of the shit he says. I know you're 12 and want to try politics, but how about you fucking read something other than memes before forming an opinion.
User avatar
#311 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
Hahah holy fuck dude mad much cruzcuck?

Trump was liberal in 2004, I know this, why is this an issue?
Speeches are not a good way to gain insight on what a candidate likes, since any vote-based governing system, be it democratic or just a republic, is a big whore-fest and whoever can whore him/herself out to the public the more is going to win. Trump's got this in the bag.
"Cruz has LITERALLY DEFILED THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT".
So has Trump, get fucked you bible-toting retard.

Trump can't be bought because he IS the buyer, that's the whole point. I don't oppose rich people you retard, I oppose only the rich running the entire politics-sphere.
Cruz is backed by the establishment right now, just because Trump is fucking demolishing them so hard.

All I'm reading from this is retarded pro-cruz babble. Form a "bucket-list", please :^).
User avatar
#314 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
There's no way you're actually this dumb.

I'm getting trolled by a 12-year-old holy shit
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#315 - tankeruber (04/23/2016) [-]
"Waah waah ur dumb"
Prove it.
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#177 - dangler (04/23/2016) [-]
btw I'm not even voting for Cruz; I'm voting for Petersen or McAfee