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tankeruber

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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
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Comment Ranking:#11351
Highest Content Rank:#9379
Highest Comment Rank:#531
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Comment Thumbs: 7665 total,  11200 ,  3535
Content Level Progress: 67.79% (40/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Content Views:14218
Total Comments Made:5177
FJ Points:2794
Favorite Tags: are (2) | fuck (2) | Holy (2)

latest user's comments

#65 - **tankeruber rolls 46** everybody here will get a girlfriend… 08/20/2012 on Facts 0
#3 - Who holds a bloody UZI (i think it's a uzi atleast) like that?…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Why I Don't Trust Pregnant... -52
User avatar #181 - tankeruber (08/21/2012) [-]
Lol, hazgunsfags are thumbing me down
User avatar #42 - kabizus (08/20/2012) [-]
A kid shot an UZI at his birthday party with one hand and he shot himself from the kick it had.


Kill yourself.
User avatar #180 - tankeruber (08/21/2012) [-]
Who the hell allows a kid to fire a gun?
User avatar #184 - kabizus (08/21/2012) [-]
Their parents who were jailed for it.
User avatar #40 - iamnits (08/20/2012) [-]
Well what is she gonna do with her other hand. If it's nothing, then why not hold it with two?
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User avatar #12 - tankeruber (08/20/2012) [-]
Last i checked, UZI was not in any modern FPS. Im not a weaponfag, i dont know these kinds of shit, but that looks like it has barely any kick, so i wonder why not hold it in 1 hand.
Explain then, mr. im so fucking funny when i tell of a guy.
User avatar #14 - ketchupshinobi (08/20/2012) [-]
1. That's a micro-uzi.
2. While it hasn't been in a recent FPS it has been in quite a few little games like GTA 3, IV, San Andreas, not to mention Uncharted and Spec Ops: The Line.
3. It is firing blanks hence no kick. Normally, it is insanely difficult to control (or so I'm told).
4. She is holding it with two hands because it is heavy and she is in one of the worst shooting positions I have ever seen.
#21 - imonalaptop (08/20/2012) [-]
An old math&science teacher of mine used to be in some sort of spec ops training program when he was in the military, and he explained that they had to do tons of muscle exercise just to be able to fire a gun like that.
User avatar #22 - ketchupshinobi (08/20/2012) [-]
Except no one should ever fire a gun like THAT.
#24 - imonalaptop (08/20/2012) [-]
allow me to specify: "a gun like that one"
User avatar #25 - ketchupshinobi (08/20/2012) [-]
Man, I hate the english language.
User avatar #30 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/20/2012) [-]
9×19mm Parabellum cartridges arnt to shabby either
#28 - Ken M (08/20/2012) [-]
considering its 600 rounds a min with a muzzle velocity of 400 m per sec thats guna produce quite a bit of kick although some come with fold out arm supports
#51 - mormonslayer (08/20/2012) [-]
>to all these comments
User avatar #15 - tankeruber (08/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, stranger.
#4 - NolanNasty (08/20/2012) [-]
women
#1 - 148, cart of gold coins. Suck it. 08/20/2012 on hey guys +1
#14 - That is just a graphical bug that has been happening since 1.2… 08/20/2012 on you ok minecraft? +4
#6 - Smells like 9gag. 08/20/2012 on Condoms +8
#83653 - Still dont have a furnace. Trade me. (I got Cart of gold coins… 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#83639 - Gone for 9 hours. Any legendary pickups etc? 08/20/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#34 - Was funnier in the video, where the girl actually screamed. … 08/20/2012 on Surpriiiiise! 0
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Who wouldnt? +1
#46 - tozence Comment deleted by tankeruber
#48 - tankeruber Comment deleted by tankeruber
#280 - About the music **** . GOOD MUSIC IS STILL THERE HURR DU… 08/20/2012 on Television today. 0
#277 - Unless you are so lonely that you have to watch it to feel int… 08/20/2012 on Television today. +2
#294 - It slightly does, but as i said, we got the dick out of our as…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest 0
User avatar #409 - funrlforafriend (08/21/2012) [-]
well that was helpful, man i was living in the past....
User avatar #345 - ddaappoo (08/20/2012) [-]
no actually, it does affect the rest of europe a hell of a lot. especially germany.
User avatar #349 - tankeruber (08/20/2012) [-]
Im talking from a countries perspective who joined the EU Recently, got euro in 2011, is in the north, and hasnt bound himself in with stupid contracts, exept the euro.
#290 - Most... The fact that Greece and the Spanish ****** up,…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Deplomacy at its finest +3
User avatar #293 - funrlforafriend (08/20/2012) [-]
but shouldn't that affect other countries in Europe aswell?
User avatar #294 - tankeruber (08/20/2012) [-]
It slightly does, but as i said, we got the dick out of our ass and actually started doing shit so this crap doesnt spread that much. Sure a bit of inflation and other side-effects occur, but not nearly as much as it occurs in Greece etc.
User avatar #409 - funrlforafriend (08/21/2012) [-]
well that was helpful, man i was living in the past....
User avatar #345 - ddaappoo (08/20/2012) [-]
no actually, it does affect the rest of europe a hell of a lot. especially germany.
User avatar #349 - tankeruber (08/20/2012) [-]
Im talking from a countries perspective who joined the EU Recently, got euro in 2011, is in the north, and hasnt bound himself in with stupid contracts, exept the euro.
#78095 - Buying anvil, giving nazi gold / other items, look at profile. 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#78036 - Cart get.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #78041 - sssssanta (08/19/2012) [-]
Same
#78028 - GOTTA DOSE MORE CAFFEINE 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#78001 - GOTTA DOSE MORE CAFFEINE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
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#77985 - Friend request. 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#77971 - FOOD IS FOR WEAK, HAVE CAFFEINE 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#77965 - GOTTA DOSE MORE CAFFEINE no, what are you talking about? 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#77933 - GOTTA DOSE MORE CAFFEINE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#77940 - xblooddrunkx has deleted their comment.
#77915 - CAFFEIINE ************ , DOSE IT. *needle* 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#77907 - I got like 7 of the ****** , offer. 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#77855 - ALL THE SPAM. WE MAKE IT! 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#77851 - Fred. 08/19/2012 on Item Discussion 0

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Total unique items point value: 16972 / Total items point value: 43784
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Comments(126):

[ 126 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #133 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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