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#1 - How not to get ******* shot 101 03/21/2014 on Wow. +34
#15 - Im in the room.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Come play with me! Read desc. 0
User avatar #16 - wrocky (03/21/2014) [-]
yo me too. cmoe joine
#64 - Spotted the diabetic. 03/21/2014 on Nutella. -1
#1 - >cammo Shameful display. 03/19/2014 on when. +16
#73 - I don't get "rolled" by anyone, because I'm not a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Only judge them if they... -1
User avatar #74 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
lel m8
#71 - >B-B-BUT COD HASNT CHANGED AT ALL SAME GAME THE COMMUNTIY I…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Only judge them if they... 0
User avatar #72 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
Know what you keep on keeping on.

You wanna pay $60 for some map packs every year with shit netcode that's totally fine, oh and MoH? Pff fucking game series only exists to make bank for EA on the fact that they come with a BF "beta". Speaking of BF, how's getting rolled by some asshat who dropped $30 on a class upgrade then being d/c because DICE can't make decent netcode to save their lives?

Look I can see you really you want to be a big boy with all of the "hurr durr caps lock" your throwing in there, it really makes a compelling case espeacially when the person you're talking to doesn't even remotely act the way you infer. Welcome to the internet bro? Let me guess, your next move is to tell me your uncle works for funnyjunk and have me banned? And I'm the autist.
User avatar #73 - tankeruber (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't get "rolled" by anyone, because I'm not a shitter and can actually play shooters without being bad like the typical CS shitter, complaining about P2W on AAA shooters is almost as retarded as complaining about lag on LAN games. >MUH NETCODE

My next move is to insult your grammar, you're fucking stupid for thinking anyone is retarded enough to belive Funnyjunk has a big amount of workers and that banning one account on an image site is a big deal unless you spent thousands of hours gaining green images, then again, you exist, so anything can be possible.
And talking about Netcode and servers and matchmaking and whatnot, do you actually belive Valve's server browser is better than for example MW3's or CoD4's server browser? Are you actually crying about desync in random shooters? Most AAA games have a decent client to server and client to client connection, and based on the fact that you cry so hard that CoD hasn't changed at all, I wouldn't include you in the group of players who could actually distinguish between and determine wether the netcode is decent or not just by playing the game. Decent netcode compared to amazing netcode is barely noticable, and it's only noticable in the highest tier of playing said game. However, shit netcode is easy to find, as it fucks up even the biggest of casual-fag's game (so, yours) and CoD has nothing of the sort.

And while I realise your question at the end is rethorical, yes, you are the autist.
User avatar #74 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
lel m8
#69 - >CS is slower paced than CoD Ok, so you have one r…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Only judge them if they... -1
User avatar #70 - bobthedilder (03/15/2014) [-]
It's amazing how you make assumptions about me being an autist yet you buy into a series that hasn't changed at all, for 7 years, has p2p connections, and the worst fucking community in the history of gaming made up of skilless faggot fanboys. Go ahead keep telling yourself whatever you want but CoD is shit you butthurt little fangirl.
User avatar #71 - tankeruber (03/16/2014) [-]
>B-B-BUT COD HASNT CHANGED AT ALL SAME GAME THE COMMUNTIY IS SQUEAKERS MUH FEELINGS IM JUST MAD I GET REKT BY 5 YEAR OLDS WHO BONE MY MUM

Epic Ad-Homniem shit going on, bro. CS is exactly the same as CoD, but runs on a shit engine, there's a new game every 5 years and nothing has changed. To a pleb CS playing casual like you, maybe CoD hasn't changed, but to people who actually have 100+ hours of playtime, small changes could make the game unplayable ( For example, the Sights in Ghosts were so bad, I'm still playing Black Ops 2, didn't buy Ghosts). Also, "skill-less faggot fanboys" in competitive CoD can clean the floor with your "skillfull elite top-tier godlike players". The year 2004 is over, CS is bad compared to newer FPS's like CoD, Battlefield or even Medal of Honor. Keep living in your dream-world, and keep telling yourself that CoD sucks. Enjoy getting the same 4 weapons every round in 10 diffrent maps, and now you can even get Shilled for Items in CS:GO, hooray for Jews and cultural enrichment!

And to think autists like you are allowed on the internet.
User avatar #72 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
Know what you keep on keeping on.

You wanna pay $60 for some map packs every year with shit netcode that's totally fine, oh and MoH? Pff fucking game series only exists to make bank for EA on the fact that they come with a BF "beta". Speaking of BF, how's getting rolled by some asshat who dropped $30 on a class upgrade then being d/c because DICE can't make decent netcode to save their lives?

Look I can see you really you want to be a big boy with all of the "hurr durr caps lock" your throwing in there, it really makes a compelling case espeacially when the person you're talking to doesn't even remotely act the way you infer. Welcome to the internet bro? Let me guess, your next move is to tell me your uncle works for funnyjunk and have me banned? And I'm the autist.
User avatar #73 - tankeruber (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't get "rolled" by anyone, because I'm not a shitter and can actually play shooters without being bad like the typical CS shitter, complaining about P2W on AAA shooters is almost as retarded as complaining about lag on LAN games. >MUH NETCODE

My next move is to insult your grammar, you're fucking stupid for thinking anyone is retarded enough to belive Funnyjunk has a big amount of workers and that banning one account on an image site is a big deal unless you spent thousands of hours gaining green images, then again, you exist, so anything can be possible.
And talking about Netcode and servers and matchmaking and whatnot, do you actually belive Valve's server browser is better than for example MW3's or CoD4's server browser? Are you actually crying about desync in random shooters? Most AAA games have a decent client to server and client to client connection, and based on the fact that you cry so hard that CoD hasn't changed at all, I wouldn't include you in the group of players who could actually distinguish between and determine wether the netcode is decent or not just by playing the game. Decent netcode compared to amazing netcode is barely noticable, and it's only noticable in the highest tier of playing said game. However, shit netcode is easy to find, as it fucks up even the biggest of casual-fag's game (so, yours) and CoD has nothing of the sort.

And while I realise your question at the end is rethorical, yes, you are the autist.
User avatar #74 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
lel m8
#28 - Wow, what a weaboo faggot. 03/14/2014 on Team Feels 2 +5
#38 - CoD is fun for the fast-paced jump in "Arcade-y" gam…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Only judge them if they... -5
#56 - bobthedilder (03/14/2014) [-]
>Like CS 1.6 or Source

You done fucked up

Also CS doesn't use a cone of fire you shit lord
User avatar #69 - tankeruber (03/15/2014) [-]
>CS is slower paced than CoD

Ok, so you have one round with pistols, and then everyone only uses AK's, AWPs or the M-16. Compared to say BF4 where it's more of a long-distance engagements and not as fast-paced.

If you are implying I was comparing game mechanics, you are a fucking retard, I was merely discussing how much time does it take for me from pressing play to getting to shoot somebody or getting shot at. It's nearly the same in both CoD and CS, witch is why I brought the comparison.

>B-BUT COD SUKS CONE OF FIRE SAME GAME SOURCE ENGINE MASTER-RACE DON'T COMPARE TWO FPS'S

Fuck you, you bandwaggoning autist. I've played both CoD and CS, and CoD was better. Battlefield is decent too if DICE fixes shit but I play it for diffrent reasons than CoD.
User avatar #70 - bobthedilder (03/15/2014) [-]
It's amazing how you make assumptions about me being an autist yet you buy into a series that hasn't changed at all, for 7 years, has p2p connections, and the worst fucking community in the history of gaming made up of skilless faggot fanboys. Go ahead keep telling yourself whatever you want but CoD is shit you butthurt little fangirl.
User avatar #71 - tankeruber (03/16/2014) [-]
>B-B-BUT COD HASNT CHANGED AT ALL SAME GAME THE COMMUNTIY IS SQUEAKERS MUH FEELINGS IM JUST MAD I GET REKT BY 5 YEAR OLDS WHO BONE MY MUM

Epic Ad-Homniem shit going on, bro. CS is exactly the same as CoD, but runs on a shit engine, there's a new game every 5 years and nothing has changed. To a pleb CS playing casual like you, maybe CoD hasn't changed, but to people who actually have 100+ hours of playtime, small changes could make the game unplayable ( For example, the Sights in Ghosts were so bad, I'm still playing Black Ops 2, didn't buy Ghosts). Also, "skill-less faggot fanboys" in competitive CoD can clean the floor with your "skillfull elite top-tier godlike players". The year 2004 is over, CS is bad compared to newer FPS's like CoD, Battlefield or even Medal of Honor. Keep living in your dream-world, and keep telling yourself that CoD sucks. Enjoy getting the same 4 weapons every round in 10 diffrent maps, and now you can even get Shilled for Items in CS:GO, hooray for Jews and cultural enrichment!

And to think autists like you are allowed on the internet.
User avatar #72 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
Know what you keep on keeping on.

You wanna pay $60 for some map packs every year with shit netcode that's totally fine, oh and MoH? Pff fucking game series only exists to make bank for EA on the fact that they come with a BF "beta". Speaking of BF, how's getting rolled by some asshat who dropped $30 on a class upgrade then being d/c because DICE can't make decent netcode to save their lives?

Look I can see you really you want to be a big boy with all of the "hurr durr caps lock" your throwing in there, it really makes a compelling case espeacially when the person you're talking to doesn't even remotely act the way you infer. Welcome to the internet bro? Let me guess, your next move is to tell me your uncle works for funnyjunk and have me banned? And I'm the autist.
User avatar #73 - tankeruber (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't get "rolled" by anyone, because I'm not a shitter and can actually play shooters without being bad like the typical CS shitter, complaining about P2W on AAA shooters is almost as retarded as complaining about lag on LAN games. >MUH NETCODE

My next move is to insult your grammar, you're fucking stupid for thinking anyone is retarded enough to belive Funnyjunk has a big amount of workers and that banning one account on an image site is a big deal unless you spent thousands of hours gaining green images, then again, you exist, so anything can be possible.
And talking about Netcode and servers and matchmaking and whatnot, do you actually belive Valve's server browser is better than for example MW3's or CoD4's server browser? Are you actually crying about desync in random shooters? Most AAA games have a decent client to server and client to client connection, and based on the fact that you cry so hard that CoD hasn't changed at all, I wouldn't include you in the group of players who could actually distinguish between and determine wether the netcode is decent or not just by playing the game. Decent netcode compared to amazing netcode is barely noticable, and it's only noticable in the highest tier of playing said game. However, shit netcode is easy to find, as it fucks up even the biggest of casual-fag's game (so, yours) and CoD has nothing of the sort.

And while I realise your question at the end is rethorical, yes, you are the autist.
User avatar #74 - bobthedilder (03/16/2014) [-]
lel m8
#263 - So, liking anime means you are not an autist? Toplel,…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I guess they didn't protect... +4
User avatar #275 - megayoming (03/11/2014) [-]
No but going on a Bitch fit a bought something you dont like when its not even Smothering you could make you one
im not sure but it could be a possibility
User avatar #317 - duedum (03/11/2014) [-]
Wtf did you just type?
#322 - megayoming (03/11/2014) [-]
Now that im awake I find it difficult to find the meaning in my Tomfoolery
#133 - Thanks so much man.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sick burns 0
#134 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
anytime
#126 - OJ poured, candles Lit, witch this chat I summon more gi…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sick burns 0
#132 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #133 - tankeruber (03/11/2014) [-]
Thanks so much man.
#134 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
anytime
#131 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
#130 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
Dont forget the legendary shake method
#129 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
#128 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
CHEERS
#127 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
ITS OJ TIME
#54 - I was.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Annnnnnd Perfect 0
User avatar #55 - flemsdfer (03/10/2014) [-]
I was too
#64 - hakuna (03/10/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #82 - zealotgold (03/10/2014) [-]
me 4
#104 - Doto best mobo.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on My most embarrassing death. +3
User avatar #168 - sladee (03/04/2014) [-]
Time to ECHO your shit up.
User avatar #169 - sladee (03/04/2014) [-]
The Sand King part was damn good.
#105 - ilikecawk (03/04/2014) [-]
Brought to you in part by Volvo.
#50 - Well, they deserved it for using Vista. No such thing has happ…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Control Panel Help +1
User avatar #85 - hamsterfart (02/23/2014) [-]
nope i mean they deserve it for using vista and IE
#8 - topkek 02/16/2014 on Girls & Guns 0
#54 - Serbiaball, actually. 02/16/2014 on Contributions to Site-ball +2
#84 - We can't really see him, so I will assume his guns are in a re… 02/16/2014 on Families are a burden +2
#220 - Dota 2 only feels slower because the Meta is not as ganking or…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +2
User avatar #221 - devourhim (02/15/2014) [-]
:3
#132 - Devo is cool, but Pudge actually dresses better, because Valve Hats.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +2
User avatar #219 - devourhim (02/14/2014) [-]
their art is awesome and stuff, but i kinda don't like dota, i'm not saying it sucks but the gameplay is slow and hon is a bit quicker :3 (my opinion)
User avatar #220 - tankeruber (02/14/2014) [-]
Dota 2 only feels slower because the Meta is not as ganking oriented as HoN. I liked HoN too, but I went over to Dota 2 because muh classic WC3 Dota.
User avatar #221 - devourhim (02/15/2014) [-]
:3
#36 - No. Remove kebab.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Kebab 0
#38 - thewitchking (02/05/2014) [-]
Kebab is fucking delicious.

Deal with it
#83 - >Calling blacks human. TOHOOHOH, are you a liberal?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on End racism now! 0
#84 - asheskirata (02/02/2014) [-]
Nah, I just hate everyone equally.
#34 - No. 02/01/2014 on That's a cute thingy +10
#16 - >inb4 slow round 02/01/2014 on Rifle vs. Handgun +2
#111 - They are still retarded for holding weapons like that. 02/01/2014 on girls with guns 0
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User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
#117 to #116 - camperdude has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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