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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#167 - lolrogue (03/16/2015) [-]
"casual"

did i say we were losing?

no i said we were having fun and not worrying about it.
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#30 - For someone who claims he does not " give a **** a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Checkmate, liberals!... Wait.. -1
User avatar #32 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does
its merely stating the obvious, Einstein. im specifically referring to the epic trole attempts on the internet, not what your personal views/life is like.

**>insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of

he is our host. this is about you replying to me, replying to him. its also about generic trole attempts that schnizel puts into practice and the similarities between you and him. hence, why i keep saying youre "sniffing" schnizel's asshole.

>I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
[le repetitive petty trole insult ending meme]
who knows, keep trying it and it might work sooner or later.
#26 - There is more than one person who thinks whites really are sup…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Checkmate, liberals!... Wait.. 0
User avatar #27 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>damn they must all circlejerk in a chatroom together right?
pay attention, numbnuts. i did say that "it wouldnt surprise me if youre just one of his lurkers rather than his personal bum buddies" in one of the previous comments. youre supposed to be the one doing le schnizel repetition technique, not me.

>Schnitzel's a nazi, I support...
you talk like i actually give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts.

>Doesn't your goat need feeding and some tender loving at this time of night allready?
[le petty trole insult ending meme]
i see youre learning more and more from sniffing his ass harder now. keep this up and you can reach advanced schnizel ass-sniffing techniques in no time.
User avatar #30 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does, in addition insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of. I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
User avatar #32 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does
its merely stating the obvious, Einstein. im specifically referring to the epic trole attempts on the internet, not what your personal views/life is like.

**>insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of

he is our host. this is about you replying to me, replying to him. its also about generic trole attempts that schnizel puts into practice and the similarities between you and him. hence, why i keep saying youre "sniffing" schnizel's asshole.

>I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
[le repetitive petty trole insult ending meme]
who knows, keep trying it and it might work sooner or later.
#22 - Basically you could just have posted [le I ain't got **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Checkmate, liberals!... Wait.. +2
#25 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>Basically you could just have posted [le I ain't got shit to retort] and gotten the same points across.
nah, that would imply that im doing it because I ain't got shit to retort. if anything, wouldnt [le paranoid chalk skin meme] implying that im implying you ain't got shit to retort? we slowly dwindling into schnizel's le ironic comebacks meme territory. lets keep it one step at a time.

>I follow my own road and nobody's footsteps, it is my right as a free, white male.
>Don't worry you wouldn't understand Achmed Al-jihad.

>slowly morphing into the same schnizel's asshole that poops out a constant stream of petty insults.
>I follow my own road and nobody's footsteps
>I follow my own road
>my own road
User avatar #36 - schnizel (03/11/2015) [-]
Do you ever download new images or gifs sandnigger?
User avatar #44 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
[le shitposter's ironic question about new images or gifs]
User avatar #28 - milomcrobbie (03/11/2015) [-]
dude wtf why are you so heated O.o
User avatar #29 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
youtu.be/-ChppfnazzE?t=2m9s

this should explain why
User avatar #31 - hadtomakeanewname (03/11/2015) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #26 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
There is more than one person who thinks whites really are superior, damn they must all circlejerk in a chatroom together right? Schnitzel's a nazi, I support utopian socialism without dictatorship and extended personal rights. Doesn't your goat need feeding and some tender loving at this time of night allready?
User avatar #27 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>damn they must all circlejerk in a chatroom together right?
pay attention, numbnuts. i did say that "it wouldnt surprise me if youre just one of his lurkers rather than his personal bum buddies" in one of the previous comments. youre supposed to be the one doing le schnizel repetition technique, not me.

>Schnitzel's a nazi, I support...
you talk like i actually give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts.

>Doesn't your goat need feeding and some tender loving at this time of night allready?
[le petty trole insult ending meme]
i see youre learning more and more from sniffing his ass harder now. keep this up and you can reach advanced schnizel ass-sniffing techniques in no time.
User avatar #30 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does, in addition insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of. I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
User avatar #32 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does
its merely stating the obvious, Einstein. im specifically referring to the epic trole attempts on the internet, not what your personal views/life is like.

**>insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of

he is our host. this is about you replying to me, replying to him. its also about generic trole attempts that schnizel puts into practice and the similarities between you and him. hence, why i keep saying youre "sniffing" schnizel's asshole.

>I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
[le repetitive petty trole insult ending meme]
who knows, keep trying it and it might work sooner or later.
#17 - Ah, I DID hit a nerve. If you know you are right, why do you k…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Checkmate, liberals!... Wait.. +1
User avatar #19 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>Ah, I DID hit a nerve.
yaay! you took my advice and put schnizel's "ur so mad xDDD" technique to use.

>If you know you are right, why do you keep responding.
because i find it amusing?

>Daily reminder if you support immigration you support the destruction of our society and taking away the only possible chance other societies have to advance to our level.
[le paranoid chalk skin meme]

>I'd post some le epick baited picture if I had one.
ask shnizel. his shits out quiet a few repetitive trole gifs and jpegs. dip your nose into some of those, follow his footsteps.
User avatar #22 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
Basically you could just have posted [le I ain't got shit to retort] and gotten the same points across. I follow my own road and nobody's footsteps, it is my right as a free, white male. Don't worry you wouldn't understand Achmed Al-jihad.
#25 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>Basically you could just have posted [le I ain't got shit to retort] and gotten the same points across.
nah, that would imply that im doing it because I ain't got shit to retort. if anything, wouldnt [le paranoid chalk skin meme] implying that im implying you ain't got shit to retort? we slowly dwindling into schnizel's le ironic comebacks meme territory. lets keep it one step at a time.

>I follow my own road and nobody's footsteps, it is my right as a free, white male.
>Don't worry you wouldn't understand Achmed Al-jihad.

>slowly morphing into the same schnizel's asshole that poops out a constant stream of petty insults.
>I follow my own road and nobody's footsteps
>I follow my own road
>my own road
User avatar #36 - schnizel (03/11/2015) [-]
Do you ever download new images or gifs sandnigger?
User avatar #44 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
[le shitposter's ironic question about new images or gifs]
User avatar #28 - milomcrobbie (03/11/2015) [-]
dude wtf why are you so heated O.o
User avatar #29 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
youtu.be/-ChppfnazzE?t=2m9s

this should explain why
User avatar #31 - hadtomakeanewname (03/11/2015) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #26 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
There is more than one person who thinks whites really are superior, damn they must all circlejerk in a chatroom together right? Schnitzel's a nazi, I support utopian socialism without dictatorship and extended personal rights. Doesn't your goat need feeding and some tender loving at this time of night allready?
User avatar #27 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>damn they must all circlejerk in a chatroom together right?
pay attention, numbnuts. i did say that "it wouldnt surprise me if youre just one of his lurkers rather than his personal bum buddies" in one of the previous comments. youre supposed to be the one doing le schnizel repetition technique, not me.

>Schnitzel's a nazi, I support...
you talk like i actually give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts.

>Doesn't your goat need feeding and some tender loving at this time of night allready?
[le petty trole insult ending meme]
i see youre learning more and more from sniffing his ass harder now. keep this up and you can reach advanced schnizel ass-sniffing techniques in no time.
User avatar #30 - tankeruber (03/11/2015) [-]
For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does, in addition insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of. I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
User avatar #32 - masterboll (03/11/2015) [-]
>For someone who claims he does not " give a shit about anything about him or you beyond the epic trole attempts. " you sure as hell seem hell-bent on insisting that I do exactly what schnitzel does
its merely stating the obvious, Einstein. im specifically referring to the epic trole attempts on the internet, not what your personal views/life is like.

**>insiting on me being a paranoid chalkskin and expressing happines about me using a technique apparently schnitzel has took ownership of

he is our host. this is about you replying to me, replying to him. its also about generic trole attempts that schnizel puts into practice and the similarities between you and him. hence, why i keep saying youre "sniffing" schnizel's asshole.

>I know you care, turban, but don't worry about me, the people behind the drone controls are my skin color, with the exception of some well-integrated african american gentlemen who have pledged alligeance to the glorious white anglosphere. Don't you have a salat to utter?
[le repetitive petty trole insult ending meme]
who knows, keep trying it and it might work sooner or later.

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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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