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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#34 - "Stop clicking on my bear ass." "They came … 1 hour ago on crazy how blizzard do dat 0
#28 - Even the comments on youtube are saying this is BS, I really d… 01/10/2016 on New Metal Gear 0
#26 - Fair enough. 01/10/2016 on New Metal Gear 0
#24 - Katana is a **** stabbing weapon.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2016 on New Metal Gear 0
#27 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Japanese Katana VS European Longsword - Samurai sword VS Knight Broadsword

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#46 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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#42 - thatoneiranianguy (01/10/2016) [-]
Stop spreading this BS test video around the internet.

Thank you.
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#29 - thatonesouthernkid (01/10/2016) [-]
a couple problems with this:
>we don't know the quality of the respective weapons.
it is more likely that these are replica weapons and the katana is made of better steel than it was historically, as well as how the traditional technique of folding the steel has been lost forever, just like damascus steel forging. And the longsword could be made of poorer quality steel than it was historically.
>neither of these weapons are ideal for opening up plate
while longsword did replace arming swords due to the introduction of full plate, a mace, lucerne, or warhammer could finish the job much more efficiently. gunny also tried to put the longsword through the center of the chest plate, the part of the plate where the most force is dispersed hardly the weak point he mentioned they were normally aimed at earlier.

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#28 - tankeruber (01/10/2016) [-]
Even the comments on youtube are saying this is BS, I really don't feel like going into the whole "era usage/armor types/usage methods/ etc" bullshit right now, I don't have any sources saved because swords are outclassed by guns in every way. Katana is inferior to European bastard swords. Weebs piss off
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#25 - daiemio (01/10/2016) [-]
Still a better option then to swing, miss, and crack the edge like a moron.
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#26 - tankeruber (01/10/2016) [-]
Fair enough.
#77 - **** , a complete collective snap of every single white,… 01/10/2016 on #wastehistime2016 +1
#26 - YOU'RE A MASTER OF THE LEGPRESS  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on When witches lift +5
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#31 - donbionicle (01/09/2016) [-]
AND CRUNCHES, FOR EVERYONE
#1 - >Literally copying **** from facebook *… 01/02/2016 on disney princesses 0
#120 - Ok, explain to me then why the entire *********** and a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Wall 0
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#126 - StickyTissueLoLz (01/05/2016) [-]
Screenshot?
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#127 - StickyTissueLoLz (01/05/2016) [-]
Nvm, found it. What a fag...
#12 - Another faggot on this damn site, **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on KKK Member Gets Pee Scared... 0
#13 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
FJ is not /pol/ just because it laughs at racist humor
#173 - Nope, the duty of the policeman is to stop crime from happenin…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Laying Down Some Truth +7
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#242 - schrutebucks (01/02/2016) [-]
"I haven't looked at the video evidence"

I'd like to say go look at it and you'll see why people are making a big deal, but from reading everything else you said, I feel like it won't change your view much.
#174 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/02/2016) [-]
You are so damn edgy you would give a lightsaber a run for its money. I sincerely hope you will one day get locked up in a sanitarium for the rest of your life, to safeguard people who are actually sane from your rampant redneckery and sociopathy.

I have literally nothing else to say to you, as I cannot even begin to find words for how much of an egoistic faggot you are. Seriously, go off yourself once your gun arrives ASAP, you will be doing the rest of this planet a favor.

#175 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Hahahah, you have nothing to say to my cold, hard facts so you result to calling me edgy, FYI lightsabers don't cut with edge, but rather with heat, much like I'm burning your stupid mind with my super hot facts.

I might be egoistic, but it's because I'm literally fucking perfect and you are a retard.

Nice block, faggot.
#176 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/02/2016) [-]
You are a pitiful creature and I regret every second wasting my time trying to reason with you.

You brought no cold hard facts, just conceited assumptions that police officers should be able to shoot anyone they see even remotely threatening.

Here, read up on those hard cold facts you egoistic loser: dailyhaze.com/10-things-wrong-in-the-shooting-of-12-year-old-tamir-rice/

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User avatar #133 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #138 to #133 - tankeruber (08/07/2015) [-]
Who are you and why do I care?
User avatar #139 to #138 - soundofwinter ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
/text/5188588/King+shitpost/

How does it take over a year to respond
User avatar #140 to #139 - tankeruber (08/07/2015) [-]
Don't watch dates, don't care.
User avatar #142 to #140 - tankeruber (08/07/2015) [-]
Oh **** yeah I forgot about that thanks my bad.
User avatar #141 to #140 - soundofwinter ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, well. You asked for it
User avatar #131 - qwertyfuckerisback (10/07/2012) [-]
what do you want for demonic key?
User avatar #130 - pandacub (10/07/2012) [-]
can buy the demonic key or the scribe? :)
User avatar #132 to #130 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Scribe for demonic chest
User avatar #129 - devold (10/04/2012) [-]
How much for plant gambler?
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (10/02/2012) [-]
i sell u demon chest
User avatar #128 to #127 - tankeruber (10/02/2012) [-]
You want?
User avatar #126 - irwincardozo (10/02/2012) [-]
FJ coin for a demonic key.. i need an extra key man
User avatar #124 - kosmojunk (09/27/2012) [-]
Want a fj coin?
User avatar #122 - tempman (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the trade!
User avatar #123 to #122 - tankeruber (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #110 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, Scythe for Key is pretty unfair. 500k for 200k. I would offer multiple duplicates from me for your Key.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Scythe, FJ coin and axe for key?
User avatar #114 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
I offered you that FJ Coin + some items you already have so you can have dupes.
User avatar #112 to #111 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, try to be greedy a bit more. That's like 1 million points for 200k. I'm not an idiot, that's too much.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Key dropped only once so far, scythe and fj coin are from the start, your current trade is sort of garbage, so no deal right now.
User avatar #115 to #113 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Well, if it's so garbage, don't ask for it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
I asked for Scythe coin and axe. Point do not matter, rarity does. Why do you think kim jong was online and you have no life are traded for 50.000 point items, when they are 0 points?
User avatar #118 to #116 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually no, I changed my mind. I have a friend that will trade it to me for a better offer.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Good for you. Bye.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
Damn, really want an extra axe. Sorry mate no deal.
User avatar #121 to #119 - camperdude (09/14/2012) [-]
No deal, I already found someone less greedy. Sry :D
User avatar #107 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
i want your key. What do you want fot it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - tankeruber (09/14/2012) [-]
You sadly have nothing that interests me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - pffrad (09/14/2012) [-]
well, thats `k-
#102 - jdef (09/12/2012) [-]
Pony bones for 2 adult ponies?
User avatar #103 to #102 - tankeruber (09/12/2012) [-]
set up trade.
User avatar #101 - pandacub (09/12/2012) [-]
will you trade with me the dragon bones for a rare of mine?
Let me know anyways :)
User avatar #97 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Bro thought you wanted the crown banner ;(
User avatar #98 to #97 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Not loosing my only flower for it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheRetardedMule (09/11/2012) [-]
Trade me the duped one then bro?
User avatar #100 to #99 - tankeruber (09/11/2012) [-]
Lets do it.
User avatar #90 - ganjalff (09/10/2012) [-]
give me 70 items of your choice(yes, even useless items) and it will be yours
User avatar #89 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Throwing Star for crown banner
User avatar #91 to #89 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
how about Anthurium flower, 2 nazi gold, 3 flour mills and a stove?
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
Sure, set up the trade bro <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
either i have a serious case of ******* blindness, or you dont have a crown banner.
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
I have 4... check my profile, I am struggling to find it in the new trade thing ;\
User avatar #95 to #94 - TheRetardedMule (09/10/2012) [-]
wtf is this, I can't find it...
User avatar #96 to #95 - tankeruber (09/10/2012) [-]
BUG, REPORT IT.
User avatar #79 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Tanker? You there?
User avatar #78 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm interested in your magic mirror, magic boots, sword of eternal burning, bubble crystal statue, original diamond. What do you want out of mine? (Dupes only please :) )
User avatar #80 to #78 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
They dont drop anymore, so i wont give them cheap.
User avatar #81 to #80 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I know, but could you make an offer?
User avatar #82 to #81 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
William Mckinley, barf burger, 66 dubs, tire iron, aquamarine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
For all of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you think i bid to low? I dont exactly know the prices.
User avatar #85 to #84 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
I'll throw in harry truman? Or one other item, of similar value. Then it will be a fair trade.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tankeruber (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok, add truman. Send the requests.
User avatar #87 to #86 - trollwoopnazi (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait, can I swap original diamond with high quality helmet?
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