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#2 - Steroids make your dick huge and your balls shrivel.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Title of penis -71
#45 - N. Korean citizen (11/28/2012) [-]
but...but... i worked at a gym with an old steelers hall of famer. His coaches made the team take steriods back then or they were off the team.. and what tandrel says is the truth. Why thumb him down?
#6 - masterfluffydubs (11/28/2012) [-]
#4 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
please explain that one with references and such, the way I understand i is that a phallus is essentially a fixed size it may be fractionally larger or smaller depending on blood flow seeing as its basically a balloon that is filled with blood, now steroids do not improve blood flow at all and therefore would logically cause the phallus to be smaller or even cause it to be unable t become erect. the testicular shrinkage on the other hand is true because the steroids cause your bodies testosterone to artificially rise which makes your body switch off it's testosterone factory (your balls) and amp up the estrogen causing the balls to shrink as a result. so yeah, basic understanding I'm aware but i'd like to see evidence of your claim
#5 - N. Korean citizen (11/28/2012) [-]
Dude, the fuck are you thumbing him down for? He's right.
Jesus christ, I'd get up some evidence from NCBI archives but icba to find it. Look, just look it bloody up, I've taken roids, 8 cycles in my 7 years of training, started at the 2 year mark. When I wasn't taking HCG (mimicks LH and thus natural testostrone persists, so your HTPTA doesn't shut down as quickly, your balls will stay the same size) my balls DID decrease, BUT , my dick increased in length and girth by 2 inches.

Though, that was on a cycle of test E, when I was taking a DHT dereative, like Dianabol (Great gains btw, but I was left in shit afterwards) for a 4 week cycle with tren prop, I had my dick shrink a bit, got erectile dsyfunction until I did my pct, I didn't take hcg at the time, or amridex for that matter, no AI's so I got btich tits and I also lost hair. But Fuck it, the sides were horrible.

But dude, you fucking take an AI along with HCG when you bloody cycle, you don't want to shut off your testostrone production, so you can bounce back quicker post pct! Your dick SHOULD grow longer and bigger, but it'll shrink back down to normal size after the cycle. Likewise, your balls should stay the same size assuming you take something to maitnain natural testostrone, if not they'll shrink. Yeah.

I was prescribed steroids because I have HIV, but eventually I ran out of money to get them from the doctors, so I had to go black market at the gym. I've spent years of research and I studied for medicine. I'm a nurse (It can be disgusting but you get used to it). Do your fucking research first you muppet. Tandrel is partially right. So are you in saying that steroids do increase estrogen due to conversion of testostrone into estrogen, likewise DHT due to the 5AR-enzyme converting test into DHT, so more likely to bald, unless you're blocking that enzyme. And you can combat estrogen with an AI.

You'll get the most penile growth if you take IGF-1 LR3 with Test E, but that is very dangerous (IGF-1)
#69 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb him down, i was genuinely asking and as i pointed out I have a basic understanding of this shit. while I find what you're telling me to be interesting it is still personal anecdote from a stranger on the internet, i will take you at face value and try and do a bit of research into this myself but what I was really asking was if there were any scientific resources to back your claim up
User avatar #8 - synapse (11/28/2012) [-]
Samefag.
#34 - N. Korean citizen (11/28/2012) [-]
not samefag, I'm a different person. I would make an account if I could be arsed. Used to have an account. cba now.

You're all so stupid. Go look it up in google if you must.
User avatar #7 - xfortune (11/28/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #3 - mydogisbuff (11/28/2012) [-]
keep telling yourself that buddy
#160 - I guarantee you that it's not just these kids who are retarded… 11/17/2012 on Kids 0
#410 - It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... 0
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#402 - I disagree about the last part, but you are so right about the…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... -1
User avatar #405 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Well it's just that if America stops being a police officer while the world is still so antsy who will take America's place?
User avatar #410 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense, I don't feel responsible to be the world's police. That's a job for the U.N. however bad they are at it. However, I do understand you point of view. My problem is that I can't see into the future ;)
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#398 - as a liberal, I think the only ridiculous things republicans s…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... +2
User avatar #464 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Defense is one of the few things the federal government is actually supposed to do. The feds could justifiably spend zero on education and leave it to local and state governments.
User avatar #399 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh ya, that's just about the only "Big Government" thing that Republicans really fight hard for.

Most Republicans are desperate for smaller government that spends less money xD

Before America's military can shrink the world needs to calm itself :S
#428 - nexdemise (08/31/2012) [-]
Look at the shit that's going on in Arizona. Women are considered pregnant 2 weeks before conception. Small government my ass.
User avatar #469 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
That's not republican, that's backwards Catholic. The two don't go hand in hand just because it so happens that they vote republicans in...

Fun Fact: You may think the KKK are all republicans, but guess what... the republican party was started up by anti-slavery activists.
User avatar #402 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
I disagree about the last part, but you are so right about the first part I mean, let's be honest, libertarianism is a conservative belief.
User avatar #405 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Well it's just that if America stops being a police officer while the world is still so antsy who will take America's place?
User avatar #410 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense, I don't feel responsible to be the world's police. That's a job for the U.N. however bad they are at it. However, I do understand you point of view. My problem is that I can't see into the future ;)
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#284 - Better than expected :D 07/29/2012 on *punchline* 0
#166 - Anyone else see the similarity?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on 30 years ago.. +9
User avatar #167 - fundy (07/27/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, Up the Irons bro
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#264 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i-RKqOFxQ works pretty we…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Watch with ANY music 0
#271 - time (07/12/2012) [-]
too long did not listen.
#276 - tandrel (07/12/2012) [-]
One does not simply skip Pink Floyd
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#1153 - Isn't that your face when you are about to give a fuck?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2012 on Fucking bitch +9
#1161 - norfolk (06/16/2012) [-]
Thumb for you. xD And a lovely gif of a camel.
#1156 - dirrrtjump (06/16/2012) [-]
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#36 - <---- Original pic 05/08/2012 on \m/ +4
#13 - this shit is from 2003 I think... way before Black Ops.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2011 on Drug Lord's House +2
#83 - DasWampyr (04/16/2011) [-]
I know bro, Was a joke :3
#2117 - At my school you get a 2 hour after school detention for watch… 03/15/2011 on Casey, the kid who is over... +2
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