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Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
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#188 - Implying that businesses have no rights and anything to protec… 02/08/2014 on Modern Judge 0
#92 - I think I do too! Keep in mind that was 3 years ago  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on neat 0
User avatar #98 - hughjackmanfan (01/29/2014) [-]
Happy birthday man

#78 - Me too! 01/29/2014 on neat +1
#2 - Hulk, buddy... We need to have a chat. 01/28/2014 on Hipster Superheroes +23
#791 - I feel like one of the most passion imbued emotion causing son…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on link to song in desc +1
#826 - incalebus (01/15/2014) [-]
I agree that this song has a lot of heavy emotion and passion put into it, I find that the more popular work from Mozart has alot more emotion to conjuror up. In my eyes Don Giovanni, K. 527; Act 2, Commendatore scene has alot more of a depressing and crushing feeling to it www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9786j94XY4 and while I'm not the biggest fan of Mozart himself I just melt when ever I hear this song.
#552 - Picture 07/05/2013 on Happy 2013th Birthday! 0
#2 - I don't know anyone who is passionate about music and has a &q… 06/02/2013 on Comment for a bad quote. 0
#16 - "The body of an old man covered by a sheet was wheeled by… 05/16/2013 on Sex Life 0
#173 - You went to England to watch this film?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on tell me about the rabbits -1
#174 - theturtletrolley (05/02/2013) [-]
....I am not a clever man
I didnt even realise that
I live in England though so technically I did watch it again in England :)
#16 - ******* for cats. 03/23/2013 on overkill +1
#964 - Save me! 03/20/2013 on You Dead? 0
#155 - I lost it at Full Metal Jacket. 03/16/2013 on Positive Attitude +4
#11 - I don't understand why he would coat his blade in poison in th…  [+] (26 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Poison Knife -56
#44 - SILENCEnight (02/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2997908 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** GetTheFuckOut
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#32 - terrortaco (02/22/2013) [-]
#26 - mastercolossus (02/22/2013) [-]
#19 - sensualsaxman has deleted their comment.
#13 - isoceles (02/22/2013) [-]
poison can be fatal if a sufficient amount of it is absorbed through any part of the body, not only the gut. In fact, venom is usually only called venom if it is being used by the creature that created it to either hunt or defend itself.

interestingly enough if you want to be really technical about it, then every single substance on earth is poisonous, given the proper dosage.
User avatar #29 - scorcho (02/22/2013) [-]
water.
User avatar #33 - ekkeerr (02/22/2013) [-]
If you're trying to say that water isn't poisonous, try to drink 10 liters within a time limit of 10 minutes.
User avatar #38 - scorcho (02/22/2013) [-]
that will not poison you. it will kill you, but in a mechanical kind of way, if you know what i'm saying. Water is not poisonous at all.
User avatar #39 - cornrun (02/22/2013) [-]
http://en wikipedia org/wiki/Water_intoxication
You're Welcome
User avatar #41 - scorcho (02/22/2013) [-]
i stand corrected.
User avatar #21 - motherfuckingkenji (02/22/2013) [-]
Especially Dihydrogen Monoxide.
That shit can kill you really easily.
User avatar #22 - thedemonic (02/22/2013) [-]
studies suggest that 100% of people that ingest this chemical eventually die
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#40 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
That's le joke...
#30 - mylazy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - XzmanX (02/22/2013) [-]
It has been found to be the primary component of acid rain.
User avatar #23 - motherfuckingkenji (02/22/2013) [-]
Other studies have shown that 100% of all serial killers have come into contact with this chemical at some point in their lives.
Obama wants to ban it.
For once, I agree with him.
User avatar #24 - thedemonic (02/22/2013) [-]
its even been found in the water supplies of every country on the planet. god help us we are doomed
#43 - torexofthenight (02/22/2013) [-]
Hello
#45 - thedemonic (02/22/2013) [-]
#46 - torexofthenight (02/23/2013) [-]
I've noticed your profile picture, quite a few times actually. I think this is the first time you've actually replied.
#12 - repostsrepost (02/22/2013) [-]
In which case licking it would have been totally harmless.
#15 - flyslasher (02/22/2013) [-]
Venom needs to get into your blood stream to kill you. Unless you have cuts in your mouth you can drink venom. Not that I would recommend it. Do it faggot.
#14 - johnyjames (02/22/2013) [-]
please tell me that's sarcasm...
User avatar #17 - goodguygary (02/22/2013) [-]
nah, venom can be ingested no problem unless there's a cut or sore in your mouth/throat.
#65 - I thought the theory was that it was infinitely expanding, but… 01/18/2013 on Scumbag Universe 0
#127 - I think more like, it teaches Socialism. 01/03/2013 on Oh Tumblr.... 0
#25 - Synthol like mad. 12/04/2012 on Potatoes are good for you... 0
#2 - Steroids make your dick huge and your balls shrivel.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Title of penis -71
#45 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
but...but... i worked at a gym with an old steelers hall of famer. His coaches made the team take steriods back then or they were off the team.. and what tandrel says is the truth. Why thumb him down?
#6 - masterfluffydubs (11/28/2012) [-]
#4 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
please explain that one with references and such, the way I understand i is that a phallus is essentially a fixed size it may be fractionally larger or smaller depending on blood flow seeing as its basically a balloon that is filled with blood, now steroids do not improve blood flow at all and therefore would logically cause the phallus to be smaller or even cause it to be unable t become erect. the testicular shrinkage on the other hand is true because the steroids cause your bodies testosterone to artificially rise which makes your body switch off it's testosterone factory (your balls) and amp up the estrogen causing the balls to shrink as a result. so yeah, basic understanding I'm aware but i'd like to see evidence of your claim
#5 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Dude, the fuck are you thumbing him down for? He's right.
Jesus christ, I'd get up some evidence from NCBI archives but icba to find it. Look, just look it bloody up, I've taken roids, 8 cycles in my 7 years of training, started at the 2 year mark. When I wasn't taking HCG (mimicks LH and thus natural testostrone persists, so your HTPTA doesn't shut down as quickly, your balls will stay the same size) my balls DID decrease, BUT , my dick increased in length and girth by 2 inches.

Though, that was on a cycle of test E, when I was taking a DHT dereative, like Dianabol (Great gains btw, but I was left in shit afterwards) for a 4 week cycle with tren prop, I had my dick shrink a bit, got erectile dsyfunction until I did my pct, I didn't take hcg at the time, or amridex for that matter, no AI's so I got btich tits and I also lost hair. But Fuck it, the sides were horrible.

But dude, you fucking take an AI along with HCG when you bloody cycle, you don't want to shut off your testostrone production, so you can bounce back quicker post pct! Your dick SHOULD grow longer and bigger, but it'll shrink back down to normal size after the cycle. Likewise, your balls should stay the same size assuming you take something to maitnain natural testostrone, if not they'll shrink. Yeah.

I was prescribed steroids because I have HIV, but eventually I ran out of money to get them from the doctors, so I had to go black market at the gym. I've spent years of research and I studied for medicine. I'm a nurse (It can be disgusting but you get used to it). Do your fucking research first you muppet. Tandrel is partially right. So are you in saying that steroids do increase estrogen due to conversion of testostrone into estrogen, likewise DHT due to the 5AR-enzyme converting test into DHT, so more likely to bald, unless you're blocking that enzyme. And you can combat estrogen with an AI.

You'll get the most penile growth if you take IGF-1 LR3 with Test E, but that is very dangerous (IGF-1)
#69 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb him down, i was genuinely asking and as i pointed out I have a basic understanding of this shit. while I find what you're telling me to be interesting it is still personal anecdote from a stranger on the internet, i will take you at face value and try and do a bit of research into this myself but what I was really asking was if there were any scientific resources to back your claim up
User avatar #8 - synapse (11/28/2012) [-]
Samefag.
#34 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
not samefag, I'm a different person. I would make an account if I could be arsed. Used to have an account. cba now.

You're all so stupid. Go look it up in google if you must.
User avatar #7 - xfortune (11/28/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #3 - mydogisbuff (11/28/2012) [-]
keep telling yourself that buddy
#160 - I guarantee you that it's not just these kids who are retarded… 11/17/2012 on Kids 0
#410 - It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... 0
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#402 - I disagree about the last part, but you are so right about the…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... -1
User avatar #405 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Well it's just that if America stops being a police officer while the world is still so antsy who will take America's place?
User avatar #410 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense, I don't feel responsible to be the world's police. That's a job for the U.N. however bad they are at it. However, I do understand you point of view. My problem is that I can't see into the future ;)
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#398 - as a liberal, I think the only ridiculous things republicans s…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How the American Government... +2
User avatar #464 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Defense is one of the few things the federal government is actually supposed to do. The feds could justifiably spend zero on education and leave it to local and state governments.
User avatar #399 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh ya, that's just about the only "Big Government" thing that Republicans really fight hard for.

Most Republicans are desperate for smaller government that spends less money xD

Before America's military can shrink the world needs to calm itself :S
#428 - nexdemise (08/31/2012) [-]
Look at the shit that's going on in Arizona. Women are considered pregnant 2 weeks before conception. Small government my ass.
User avatar #469 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
That's not republican, that's backwards Catholic. The two don't go hand in hand just because it so happens that they vote republicans in...

Fun Fact: You may think the KKK are all republicans, but guess what... the republican party was started up by anti-slavery activists.
User avatar #402 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
I disagree about the last part, but you are so right about the first part I mean, let's be honest, libertarianism is a conservative belief.
User avatar #405 - Sethorein (08/31/2012) [-]
Well it's just that if America stops being a police officer while the world is still so antsy who will take America's place?
User avatar #410 - tandrel (08/31/2012) [-]
It's my personal belief that military is for personal defense, I don't feel responsible to be the world's police. That's a job for the U.N. however bad they are at it. However, I do understand you point of view. My problem is that I can't see into the future ;)
#418 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Well you gotta remember that we spend more on military than anyone else in the world. Actually we spend as much as the next 26 nations combined, 25 of those are allies.
User avatar #470 - psydoc (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, Obama had control of the legislative branch and the executive branch and any cuts to the military he wanted he could have had. So I think there's a consensus about the range our military spending needs to be in. The Democrats think a little less and the republicans think a little more.
User avatar #472 - MOFOJOYO (08/31/2012) [-]
Im not a member of either party, I just think we can worry about policing the world once we figure out our own problems. Along with having the most military spending we also have the largest number of incarcerated citizens per capita.
#284 - Better than expected :D 07/29/2012 on *punchline* 0
#166 - Anyone else see the similarity?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on 30 years ago.. +9
User avatar #167 - fundy (07/27/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, Up the Irons bro
#276 - One does not simply skip Pink Floyd 07/12/2012 on Watch with ANY music +1
#264 - works pretty well during the guitar solos.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Watch with ANY music 0
#271 - time (07/12/2012) [-]
too long did not listen.
#276 - tandrel (07/12/2012) [-]
One does not simply skip Pink Floyd
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